my wife and i make dinner for the kids .

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here is a 20 minute long video of me and ash being.....intolerably annoying while making a huge pot of pasta. hope u enjoy.
i was dying of laughter while editing this because ashley and i's low brow humor has come to a point where we just have to look at each and we start laughing. i had to cut SO MUCH footage of us just laughing for no reason and that's exactly why i go back to tx every month to see her. she gets me and i get her!
i hope our words were comprehensible i'm afraid some things just aren't funny to anybody but us ooooopss....
anyways i love u see u in a week!
-cone
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@sarahstacy7936 6 лет назад

for some reason i read this as "my wife and i make kids for dinner"

@maggieirie5650 5 лет назад

id watch it

@spitsvomit360 5 лет назад

sounds like santa clarita diet

@naoise555 5 лет назад

Scrumptious.

@rosiemoritz5217 5 лет назад

Sarah Stacy that made me laugh so hard 😂

@h3ll0k4y_3 4 года назад

the facts that he liked gives me life

@chacasamp 5 лет назад

cone:“we've been married for 9 ye-” ash:“twelv-” cone:“woah, are we having an argument rn?”

@Sophia-ss8pq 4 года назад

19:28 i want to do that

@sam-sh6tr 4 года назад

“of course not”

@skullz0up116 4 года назад

Sophia I felt that

@j4cinta5 3 года назад

[Bøba Milk] it’s a joke? they’re not actually married

@aweirdo9044 3 года назад

@@j4cinta5 are they?

@jamelreynolds4673 4 года назад

anyone else rewatching Conan's old videos looking like a proud dad

@Raleiy 4 года назад

I just discovered this. But damn i love him so much, he's so wholesome

@gust8609 4 года назад

yepp

@leleeon7333 4 года назад

Yep.

@brittanygomez843 4 года назад

Yes

@sydneysteiner5773 4 года назад

YES HAHAH

@zakiajoey4905 3 года назад

I don't want to be Heather,, I wish I were Ashley

@aang797 3 года назад

Theyre not a couple

@zakiajoey4905 3 года назад

I know,,, but she's important to him, right

@aang797 3 года назад

@@zakiajoey4905 yea🥺🥺

@rorrita8793 3 года назад

@@aang797 his wife*❤

@isabelle-yn2eq 3 года назад

I WAS ABOU TO WRITE THIS GFDGJFDLGKESG

@frankiiee1575 6 лет назад

*_‘We weren’t going to keep him. But now it’s been 7 years’_* My friends when people ask how we met

@maymevalentine2428 6 лет назад

when do they say that?

@pulchritujin1319 6 лет назад

mayme valentine 9:54

@maymevalentine2428 6 лет назад

thanks!

@simexn 6 лет назад

This comment is to good for this world

@astropuffs5413 6 лет назад

frankiiee I JUST STARTED THIS VIDEO SAW THIS COMMENT AND ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED TO THAT PART WHERE IS THE FBI AGENT IM

@LukeAlexander 6 лет назад

*Yall are such a cute and wholesome Christian couple*

@fatnugly9570 4 года назад

They are not actually married their just so close so he calls her wife when hes joking

@1234LAURALOVE 4 года назад

Fat n ugly is a joke tho

@cam8967 4 года назад

@Fat n Ugly whoooosh

@janellegerges4578 4 года назад

@@fatnugly9570 he knows..hes also joking

@gabysfish2744 4 года назад

yes im army LMAOOOOO

@okaysouls 6 лет назад

*thanks for the dinner, parents*

@PremKumar-bo9mj 3 года назад

brother?

@AreeeAsh 3 года назад

@@PremKumar-bo9mj hi brother/sister/sibling

@omaigot8687 3 года назад

Hi sisters

@booklet4003 3 года назад

This feels so passive aggressive because of the font 😂

@iona3732 6 лет назад

"This is my job because I am a man" * cuts to Conan screaming *

@ahanagoyal3426 2 года назад

hahahha

@jessica-sm1nc 6 лет назад

how to make pasta 1) you HAVE to wear pajamas; it’s required 2) fill a BIG pot of water to boil 3) (protip) add salt to make it boil faster 4) chop up some bb orange 2matoes 5) add in your pasta once water is a boil 6) strain that bad boy (only for men) 7) add Alfredo sauce to the pot 8) whisper in the spinach’s ear as youre shoving then in the pot 9) add the tomatoes in le pot 10) turn to high (but don’t get high) 11) add the cheeese (not too much) 12) DONT LET IT BURN 13) add the pasta into the sauce and mix (that’s what good pussy sounds like) 14) only women can add pepper 15) serve and enjoy your sexist pasta but you HAVE to eat it while watching some type of show hope this helped!

@anaaadrienne5745 6 лет назад

•jessica• thankyouuuu

@hello-so3ro 6 лет назад

not enough sexism

@gwen4878 6 лет назад

WAHAHAHAHA

@syafiq6907 6 лет назад

you forgot the expired milk

@eldrichhorror6976 6 лет назад

fun fact- salt actually raises the boiling temperature of water, although only by a couple of degrees. adding salt is just an old wives tale.

@mikak1765 6 лет назад

“you’re sO stupid just kidding you’re brilliant and I love u” me bc I love my friends too much

@jennifero2648 6 лет назад

"Six cheese is too much and that the devil's number and we're in Texas and we're good Christian women" LMAOOOO

@sszzsxvs 4 года назад

I’ve seen so many sides of Conan’s personality. He can be smoky baddie and quirky Christian boi. He’s a multidimensional king

@ravena.3762 3 года назад

This is called persona, you probably are like that too, enjoy yourself

@ardencherry1173 6 лет назад

conan gray: the world’s wisest six year old golf dad grandfather

@pinkpanther8147 3 года назад

Fax

@elris452 6 лет назад

*we love good texan christian women*

@manasvisingh2101 6 лет назад

Nam Balloon Armyyy

@gingerally8739 6 лет назад

Army!!!!!!!!

@yoopi7073 6 лет назад

ARMYYY 👌

@Oliver-js7it 6 лет назад

I'm not into kpop but still... ARRMMYYYY

@wowokwow533 6 лет назад

NOT IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURB MINE CRAFT SERVER

@pinkpanther8147 3 года назад

No one: Conan’s hair when he moves: ⬆️⬅️➡️↖️↙️↘️↗️

@salmon1863 3 года назад

LMAO when Conan was singing I forgot that he is a singer and I was literally shocked. I have the memory of a goldfish ;-;

@everyxtime 3 года назад

LMAO

@maiaschor6394 2 года назад

Omg same I thought it was gonna be one of those fails (I just spelled fails fales lmao I wonder how I got an A in English) where it’s like eeeEeeEEEE but it was SO CLEAN AND PURE THIS MAN

@andrezendejas8087 6 лет назад

Conan I once saw you at a UCLA volleyball game and I was sitting literally like two rows behind you and I was going to say hi when the match ended but you left early when I was in the bathroom and it’s my greatest regret in life not saying hi to you sooner and meeting a person as pure as you are...ANYWAYS, keep living your amazing life

@caratkate2860 4 года назад

At least you saw him💕

@cordiallycameron6079 4 года назад

Stalker vibes ✨

@milangonzalez2984 3 года назад

ouch

@sunnydayz0520 3 года назад

Damn

@allym1764 3 года назад

Omg! What a coincidence, that’s honestly awesome that you guys were at the same exact place at the same time on the same day in the same year just two rows away from each other 😅🙈🙊

@LukeAlexander 6 лет назад

"Can you please leave" "you drove me here"😂🤣

@ThatRandomCorndog 3 года назад

LoL

@dynah9245 3 года назад

cone. it's been over a year. we are so hungry. please parental guardians, we are famished.

@AreeeAsh 3 года назад

Me too😭😭😭😭😭

@your_Death_1989 4 месяца назад

its been years im hungry

@juliekayejoseph1665 4 года назад

I’m ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with the energy of their friendship in all their vidssss

@pinkpanther8147 3 года назад

I thought it was a relationship OOpS

@elsidraws 6 лет назад

You pronouncing all the pasta names wrong is my aesthetic

@liaruth9795 4 года назад

Giselle Pe Italians are shaking 🍝

@jessysworld8148 3 года назад

pEnnie

@kamrynclaire 6 лет назад

finally you’re feeding us, dad.

@lilygraves5718 6 лет назад

kamryn claire it's been 84 years

@risingstars3478 6 лет назад

why do you call him dad

@glennaschoeler 6 лет назад

because he and ashley are our parents and we are his kids

@marymayforreal. 3 года назад

@@glennaschoeler yuss

@dezij15 3 года назад

“She’s not a celebrity but she is in my eyes.” Anyone else know that?

@chloeklopfenstein1791 3 года назад

yess! he said that in an interview it’s so sweet

@rivera7325 4 года назад

uhm can you guys feed us again ... its been 2 years

@thatonegayrat8107 3 года назад

Fr I'm hungry

@darci7937 3 года назад

frrr

@abbey9216 3 года назад

please 🥺🙏

@gray11 3 года назад

I’m starving.

@mila.01302 3 года назад

yeah I’m literally starving

@beepboop4625 6 лет назад

“We’re good Christian women” -Conan quote of the week

@teo8291 6 лет назад

when the instagram baddie becomes a family vlogger

@amreensingh9708 3 года назад

OMGGGGG you guys conan isn't married. It's their joke that they're married and the subscribers are their children

@lavenderatori6215 3 года назад

Oooooo

@lohsiapa 3 года назад

;((

@mithilafarzanab 3 года назад

Omg thank you. I was freaking out

@whystories1246 3 года назад

i was so frikin confuse im like wut omg thank u

@dolapoojo5484 3 года назад

Phew😌 gotta keep this hunk of a guy to ma self

@luizaj318 3 года назад

anyone else looking at conans old vids thinking how far he's come like bruh i'm so proud

@peachykeen6413 6 лет назад

I need conan gray to be my best friend or my wife

@valsmith7585 4 года назад

How bout both

@123inandout 4 года назад

@@noone-pz3bi don't judge, budy. Conan a good wife.

@zixiong681 4 года назад

@@123inandout I laughed at that way more than I should-

@usernjonjonjo 4 года назад

@@zixiong681 same

@Kara.Davis. 4 года назад

@@noone-pz3bi has what

@sol-of8rg 6 лет назад

Conan is secretly a dolphin

@sarrahkesury 3 года назад

arent we all?

@spidersfrommars3585 3 года назад

@@sarrahkesury thats the most accurate thing i have ever heard

@gray11 3 года назад

@@spidersfrommars3585 Same here

@savannah88934 2 года назад

Ashley and Conan are my last 2 brain cells at 3:00am

@hearts4conegr4y 11 месяцев назад

Its 2am for me rn and im rpob gonna watcg them till 3 so yep

@mikak1765 6 лет назад

update: i just made this last night for fun while watching this video and it was rlly fun and the pasta was delicious thank u mom & dad

@joshc8962 6 лет назад

Conan: soooOOO this is my wife who isn't my wife cause she's my husband :/

@guillecolombo5307 6 лет назад

We love a good marriage

@kashalakasha2092 5 лет назад

12:35 ok but why was that the best thing I have ever heard in my life

@corbinblack6341 5 лет назад

Cuz its Conan

@𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔞𝔴𝔫 6 лет назад

*19:32** OML U GUYS ARE SO ADORABLE*

@elsidraws 6 лет назад

"But I'm not because I'm a man" "SEXISM" i died of laughter

@z.1514 6 лет назад

“Why do you have two?” “Ummm... why do you have two?” “Boobs?” *hugs* “I love you”

@nikiandgabifan4164 3 года назад

Time stamp?

@contagiouscuteness1335 6 лет назад

“this is my job because I’m the man and sexism!!1!1!1!” *screams*

@aililee6595 4 года назад

No one: Conan:🐬🐬

@user-yd9fe1tr6v 6 лет назад

the video:00:01 me:omg so pure!!!

@elsidraws 6 лет назад

I got abs from laughing at this video

@mila.01302 3 года назад

SAME BRO

@regi1336 3 года назад

It is so satisfying to watch his old videos and see all that he has accomplished is fucking beautiful I'm proud of him 🤧❤️❤️

@liv4105 6 лет назад

"this is my job because i'm a man and sexism" *screams and cries*

@ahanagoyal3426 2 года назад

hahahahahaaha

@mikak1765 6 лет назад

*if it’s a little like sip sip*

@dakoduh 6 лет назад

we need some good conan PE stories

@hollywelch7612 4 года назад

They're basically the cutest human beings in the universe.

@GeekyGoatGirl 6 лет назад

12:40 “this is my job because I am a man and sexism” *frantic screaming*

@hannahsyrup 6 лет назад

i wanna have a friend like this

@ghostclowns_ 6 лет назад

Hannah Slyker same

@mikak1765 6 лет назад

lollll the asmr part had me in tears. the editing in this video was very satisfactory 20/10!

@chikafujiwara7833 3 года назад

People being jealous about heather while im here being jealous over ashley

@whyisgamora4191 3 года назад

I know I shouldn't, but I still wait for the day our parents feed us again.. Just imagine, one last meal :'(

@isa-te4ps 3 года назад

we were fed and we didn't even know it was our last meal

@mouhiazeck 2 года назад

🥐

@sc-xn4vg 6 лет назад

*_father cone, thanks for this wholesome meal_*

@ericalin2610 6 лет назад

Father cone may I have some öats

@notsayla4020 4 года назад

ik this was posted like 2 years ago, but i've just stumbled on your youtube channel at a really hard time in my life, and as scary as things are for me right now, just the feeling of safety that your videos give is so comforting. Theres something about you that makes me feel so safe and comforted, that i'll get through this. You'll never see this, but I want to thank you. Thankyou for giving me a soft comfort in your old videos, thankyou for just being you. I've never met you, but ik you have a beautiful heart, and a beautiful soul. ily bro, Much love - A random stranger from Australia

@crybabyEi 3 года назад

Things i love about conan He’s a girly boy and *EVERYTHING*

@skyhigh602 3 года назад

I thought he's Gay

@abbyS25 3 года назад

@@skyhigh602 he doesn't label his sexuality please respect that.

@skyhigh602 3 года назад

@@abbyS25 just a thought i didn't accuse him. It's fine tho

@skyhigh602 3 года назад

Gonna upload later

@lachanclita5907 6 лет назад

Ya'lls are the mom, the dad and the baby childs all at once and im in love

@hollowheaded 6 лет назад

hi sharon, . How are The Kids :) Miss U! Cant wait to Go on a , girls brunch . away from The Kids 🤪

@arianaakee3728 6 лет назад

just ran into marge at the grocery store the other day!

@rasianbray3977 6 лет назад

daisiesforeyes hi Girls! just went for a quick brunch with Brenda before a family dinner :)

@danielarlay 6 лет назад

Girlies! We have to meet up again!🤪

@levarohani 6 лет назад

Margaret!? is that. you! you batch! u forgot the, cakes!?! on Sunday!! freck you, Margaret. by the, way, i told Sharol about your cakes on Friday as. well!

@1sabella 6 лет назад

Karen, no one . enjoys Your impolite, nature. U must Go and ask Forgiveness from . The Lord. Amen 😤😤🙏🙏🙏

@rooisnotcool3254 5 лет назад

conan: time to strain, this is my job because i’m the man. also conan 0.02 seconds later: *screeching as he dumps out the pasta*

@kuzome 6 лет назад

12:35 *ariana* *grande* *is* *quakinG*

@ThatRandomCorndog 3 года назад

I went to the time skip.....ITS WAS A AD!!!!!!!!!!!!

@racheljimin9468 3 года назад

@@ThatRandomCorndog oof

@JamesBradlee1 6 лет назад

*me being drowned in expired almond milk* "How are you drinking the sour lumpy nut milk so fast?"

@ineswotton7069 6 лет назад

I never got that joke 😂

@marsv.1361 6 лет назад

thanks! i hate it

@sophiebelle9059 5 лет назад

*sour lumpy nut milk*

@amadoines 6 лет назад

''some people are italian, that's a fact'' - Gray, Conan 2018

@izzylacroix4131 5 лет назад

15:46 *And right here you see, the summary of all my friends' conversations in a nutshell.*

@charlottebuxton2066 4 года назад

Izzy La Croix same

@Rose-vk6on 6 лет назад

“We’re here for a good time not a long time”

@fay3942 6 лет назад

“Live fast die young we are here for a good time not a long time” - My Dad

@GracieBelleCollins 6 лет назад

Love that!

@3DegreesNorth638 6 лет назад

Wait wut. But...but I don’t want to live fast :( I want to take my sweet time living a good life lol

@rainingwishes6226 6 лет назад

Also, pro tip, if you keep some of the pasta water, you can add a little bit of it into your sauce to make it more flowy/saucy and not a clump. Works really well. Would recommend.

@cadauncie5063 5 лет назад

I love how he still tries to stick with his aesthetic when he puts a meme in...

@wilburgeorge6690 3 года назад

"my last 2 braincells are really enjoying these cheetos" is a whole mood

@samwell4727 6 лет назад

We love a healthy marriage. ❤️

@elliebee4232 6 лет назад

*21 minutes of random food talk with Conan a.k.a. Dad and I've never been happier*

@ellen3626 6 лет назад

"It's just *not* chistmas" love their humour so much

@simplycharming123 3 года назад

Can we just appreciate the algorithm for giving me this two years later... Thank you.

@alex-bu3vg 6 лет назад

wow i can't believe my parents invented being straight!!!

@SimplyFreshdew 6 лет назад

whenever u upload I get extremely excited .. CAN’T just be me .. it can’t!!!

@teo8291 6 лет назад

SimplyFreshdew ME TOO i go to my mom and express my happiness just a bit before watching

@kali5812 3 года назад

but now coming back to these videos hurt because you know hes not gonna be uploading any time soon.. :(

@pinkpanther8147 3 года назад

W h y n o t

@ShimmerShineSparkle 3 года назад

anyone else watching all the ash and cone’s cooking show videos after seeing ashley in the people watching music video? *or is it just me🧍‍♀️*

@shoofiizzati7452 4 года назад

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sometimes when i'm sad i think about poo"

@evij126 6 лет назад

'all of the memories that i keep are memories of us' that is actually like, beautiful

@444satin 6 лет назад

conan: 21 minute long video of him and ashley cooking and being all adorable my afternoon: saved

@abi__693 5 лет назад

(7:48) THAT LAUGH WAS SO CUTE WTF

@mikayla5598 3 года назад

The way he walked to the chips and grabbed the hot cheetos was so funny

@bluberries4750 6 лет назад

I love cone the dolphin 🐬❣️

@yeeep6845 6 лет назад

"I'm thinking of a vine" me : oh no dont say it

@theowlhouseseason3213 3 года назад

WHAT VINE WAS THAT I KNOW ITS BEEN 2 YEARS HELP MY UNFLUENT STOOPID BRAIN

@sienna6876 3 года назад

@@theowlhouseseason3213 it's very innapropriate lmao

@martietu6127 3 года назад

We are dying, 2 years have passed we need to be fed 😩

@tionahjohnson1234 2 года назад

This has been my comfort video for three years 🥰

@ioenael4699 6 лет назад

marriage goals

@chui7421 6 лет назад

more like marriage goals

@pinkpanther8147 3 года назад

More likes goals marriage

@pinkpanther8147 3 года назад

More like jsjsjieiwjehehshsbzkakh

@AndreasPoom 6 лет назад

a 21 minute video from conan? YES PLEASE

@sittinginacornerihaunt Год назад

My comfort videos 😭

@mariakristine 2 года назад

I miss youtube cone

@kayleelopez2763 2 года назад

same

@twenkels2174 2 года назад

I do aswell:(

@i45466 2 года назад

same :(

@LuckyUmi Месяц назад

@garrettboucher3736 6 лет назад

Take a shot every time Conan makes a dolphin noise

@tofubitez 6 лет назад

Help JPG OF WATER ON CONAN’S ORDERS

@rissavu 6 лет назад

Gordon Ramsay *couldn't*

@ineswotton7069 6 лет назад

Gordon Ramsay *wouldn’t*

@rissavu 6 лет назад

*SHOULDN'T*

@Jinxed_Starbyte 3 года назад

"do we have milk?" "i hope" foreshadowing

@heyitsnadz5680 3 года назад

i forgot i was watching his old video and i thought “where is his mask?!”

@darlenemariem.garcia7609 3 года назад

Same🤧

@evij126 6 лет назад

conan's video's are slowly turning into vinecompilations

@anaaadrienne5745 6 лет назад

HowaboutRe d rightt 😂😂😂 and it’s amazing

@kenna5754 6 лет назад

a tip: when cooking pasta, you can throw it against the wall to see if it’s done. if it sticks, it’s done.

@april-vq2mh 6 лет назад

sad ish I tested. It works

@jinxed_screw_up2526 3 года назад

Did anyone else freak out a little when they noticed they weren't wearing masks until they realized that this was filmed before rona? No, just me ok...