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Crusader Kings 3 / Crusader Kings III Is the latest entry into the crusader kings series and it has just celebrated it's 2 year anniversary. The Developers have given me the challenge of trying to speedrun to 100 development whilst not cheating and only using the approved developer perfectly balanced and not overpowered gameplay features! We will be following the life of elon husk who will be making money and becoming the richest most succesful man in the world we will fight wars or just become the most famous person on the planet but it won't be enough to stop my wife from cheating on me! So sit back and enjoy this divorce simulator which has been disguised under the name of a grand strategy game CK3! I loved playing CK2 and I am excited to be able to show off this next in CK3! But is this new game Crusader Kings 3 a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or is making money by divorcing overpowered! Well lets see what The Spiffing Brit has to show us today in Crusader Kings III
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if Crusader Kings III is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the 100 development speedrun Challenge is broken!! How can you even Become Famous and prestigious in CK3 without doing any big cheats! What strange Strategy game exploit is this! Also featuring Unlimited gold thanks to a gold exploit / money exploit!
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: My Wife Won't Stop Cheating On Me!! - Crusader Kings 3 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS
CHAPTERS
00:00 - A 100 Development Speedrun???
00:41 - ELON HUSK
01:31 - Exploit 1: Custom Characters
04:15 - Taking Cordoba
06:43 - Wife Exploit
10:02 - Making Children
12:17 - Exploit 2: Making Many Crops
19:00 - REVENGE OF THE WIFE
22:35 - The Great Disrobing….
30:38 - Our Final Steps to Victory
32:31 - INVADE THE FRENCH
32:36 - Thank you and Goodbye!
#Funny #Exploit #CK3

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@obamabingchilling
@obamabingchilling Год назад
Having an absolute godawful-looking character is actually one of the greatest exploits. You can tell if your child is yours by looking if your children are also amalgamations of horror. Spiff is truly a genius.
@ellotheregovna401
@ellotheregovna401 Год назад
Brilliant.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Год назад
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@Voltboy1449
@Voltboy1449 Год назад
MEDIEVAL PROBLEMS REQUIRE MEDIVAL SOLUTIONS also being an inbred habsburg
@y.b4251
@y.b4251 Год назад
Big brain move. And also big cheekbones, big nose, big eyes, big jaw, and big distorted mouth.
@LMixir
@LMixir Год назад
Strange... My matriarchal rulers don't seem to have this issue... must be something I'm doing wrong.
@emc2beans
@emc2beans Год назад
Behind every successful man there is a ridiculously OP woman and a team of highly-specialized vassals
@misterec5834
@misterec5834 Год назад
Of curse, women don't follow unsuccessful men
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo Год назад
Yugo l'eliatrope would agree!
@forwadnothing8212
@forwadnothing8212 Год назад
XD
@pscyking
@pscyking Год назад
And behind every ridiculously OP woman is their husband's wife's boyfriend.
@petrifiedsuezo4202
@petrifiedsuezo4202 Год назад
Or a very strong gay man
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru Год назад
-"Did you cheat on me?" -"No!" **Looks at normal looking son** -"YES YOU DID!"
@Maniacman2030
@Maniacman2030 11 месяцев назад
"If he isn't a cube, he ain't mine!"
@bitnecromancer3721
@bitnecromancer3721 Год назад
Wife: I'm cheating on you. Spiff: But can I exploit this to become god? Wife: Yes. Spiff: 👍
@Gaelic-Spirit
@Gaelic-Spirit Год назад
The only time cheating is okay
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Год назад
‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot Год назад
"I CHEATED FOR *YOU,* SPIFF!"
@amaruhouston6006
@amaruhouston6006 10 месяцев назад
Being cheated on in return I become a god yeah I'll take that deal😂
@stalkingtiger777
@stalkingtiger777 Год назад
Lol, imagine that award acceptance speech. I'd like to thank my wife for being my right hand. I'd like to thank my wife's boyfriend for developing the land. I'd like to thank my wife's other boyfriend for conquering Holland.
@Creshex8
@Creshex8 Год назад
😂🤣😂🤣 So many of these comments are so good you’d swear Spiffing Brit is making them with puppet accounts!
@crazychicken7125
@crazychicken7125 Год назад
@@Creshex8 leaves you with a little chuckle for sure
@Jaxeking
@Jaxeking Год назад
And I'd like to thank my other wife for letting me cry on her shoulder
@the_r4ts
@the_r4ts Год назад
Let's go, polyamory!
@BringDHouseDown
@BringDHouseDown Год назад
.....OHH "HO-LAND" I get it.....I get it ....................
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 Год назад
The problem, Spiff, is your wives were brilliant enough to realize they could have everything: a rich powerful husband, and a lover they could stand to look at. You won the 100 development challenge, but I think your wives were the real victors here.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Год назад
👻💬
@justgood7508
@justgood7508 Год назад
@@bensoncheung2801 explain yourself
@NavarroRefugee
@NavarroRefugee Год назад
There's something deeply hilarious about hand crafting your perfect waifu only for her to almost immediately start cheating on you.
@emma7933
@emma7933 Год назад
i think the problem is that he made all his custom characters Beautiful. that make seduction schemes way more likely to succeed, so every time one of his councillors had a random seduction attempt happen his wives just swooned.
@Makedar-nim
@Makedar-nim Год назад
​@@emma7933 This game really have a parameter like "bueaty", which depends on NPC looks like?
@emma7933
@emma7933 Год назад
@@Makedar-nim nah it's a trait that gives them like instagram filter smooth skin, which is why i don't actually like using it on my characters. it also makes characters like your chatacter more.
@caracarter5946
@caracarter5946 Год назад
My husband is always horrified when I use these exploits in game, and called me a “monster” for making people surrender to me by having so much dread and making my children pay me back as soon as they come of age. Joke’s on him, I single-handedly ended the possibility of British colonization by replacing it with Irish colonization instead.
@jtwill930
@jtwill930 Год назад
Another Irish-enthusiast approves of your actions. Between the Norse and the English, you gotta do what you gotta do. o7
@Bleilock1
@Bleilock1 Год назад
meh, this game is brain dead easy anyways, really cba to even ask what you did lol
@the_rover1
@the_rover1 Год назад
savage cara, indeed!
@toasterofdoom9629
@toasterofdoom9629 Год назад
@@Bleilock1 Why so salty?
@jamie_d0g978
@jamie_d0g978 Год назад
Hmmm, I likely trade reservations for whisky and potatoes. That's the colonialism that I like
@SapioiT
@SapioiT Год назад
Your wife's cheating is probably the only thing holding the kingdom together. Her skills so good she has a dozen vassals hooked for life, and all those children are family ties to them to make them unable to leave even when they get older and not so in-power anymore, if you catch my tokyo drift.
@soldiersPL
@soldiersPL Год назад
Well, on other hand, he could had made his wife in to lesbian, making her aim mostly on wahmen, so no bastards
@Grasher134
@Grasher134 Год назад
To be fair his wife cheating produced better kids as his vassals had OP stats. So she was looking out for him by cheating on him. Ensuring Spiff's legacy will be stronger
@Shadow.24772
@Shadow.24772 Год назад
@@Grasher134 ah, a GENETIC legacy...if only the Habsburgs would've thought the same!~
@KNIGHTMARE1045
@KNIGHTMARE1045 Год назад
@@soldiersPL
@thalmoragent9344
@thalmoragent9344 Год назад
@@Grasher134 That's... still not an excuse to cheat
@Soopaspud
@Soopaspud Год назад
"I just can't die!" fully expected the next frame to show him dead
@Patrick_The_Pure
@Patrick_The_Pure Год назад
As a Dutch person myself, i can say it is indeed true, unless you made your own windmill by the age of 18 you are not considered Dutch. It is a rite of passage everyone has to compete in.
@soogymoogi
@soogymoogi Год назад
I'm half dutch, can I build half a windmill?
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu Год назад
@@soogymoogi No, but you can build a bicycle.
@robertsullivan4706
@robertsullivan4706 Год назад
@@SephirothRyu I think that's a reasonable trade off for being halfsie.
@colonelgraff9198
@colonelgraff9198 Год назад
@@SephirothRyu nah just a unicycle
@tomvanbaarle7070
@tomvanbaarle7070 Год назад
you only needed to make one ?
@TorIverWilhelmsen
@TorIverWilhelmsen Год назад
"Ironman mode prevents cheating" King's wife: "Yeah, about that..."
@scottathan8641
@scottathan8641 Год назад
Spiff: *builds more than 1 farms and fields* Me: "WHAT THE FUCK"
@__Pigeon
@__Pigeon Год назад
Waiting for Spiff to name a child “Justa” so it could be Justa Husk
@Alizudo
@Alizudo Год назад
Must surely be a daughter.
@GretchenDawntreader
@GretchenDawntreader Год назад
something about this being a Spiff game makes me think that the "friendship-building dinner with the wife" event was a failed poisoning attempt. Who was attempting to poison who, we may never know.
@danielharvison7510
@danielharvison7510 Год назад
@Urazz It's a Londo Mollari type of poison, that's why. Harmless on its own, but when the second part of the poison is administered, they both get together and kill the poor target dead. Might have just been insurance, should *the worst* happen. Or in the case of mutual poisoning, a bit of mutually assured destruction.
@LordoftheNightWolves
@LordoftheNightWolves Год назад
"My waifu is pregnant" is not something I ever thought I would hear Spiff say.
@supimzazz
@supimzazz Год назад
It's not cheating if it doesn't go against the rules, therefore waifu never cheated. And she never complained about Elon reading books nor tried to sabotage Elon in any way, besides she kept being supportive and making sure everyone stayed by his side even if that meant having affairs with them.
@talldude1412
@talldude1412 Год назад
True! If anything she collected dozens of trustworthy vassals to his cause! Also just SO much semen. His advisors frankly didn't have the energy to scheme against him, as they were so absolutely exhausted by boinking his insanely talented wife all the time. What an incredible diplomat, and absolutely ravenous sexual conqueror.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Год назад
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@brendonhavener
@brendonhavener Год назад
Well, she did sabotage her sculpture.
@googiegress7459
@googiegress7459 Год назад
@@brendonhavener It probably just wasn't turning out good enough.
@talldude1412
@talldude1412 Год назад
@@googiegress7459 she was infinitely more talented than him in every measurable way lol if she didn't want it, he probably should have accepted that was the right course of action 😂
@peterstuyvesant1419
@peterstuyvesant1419 Год назад
As a Dutchman I’m very glad spiff has finally acknowledged our superiority.
@joost604
@joost604 Год назад
And we have a Queen we can salute, preferrably Bea
@simonnading
@simonnading Год назад
Having worked for a partner of a Dutch company, in a liaison department, and then working for a different Dutch company, I can say, well, admit rather, that I can't really argue this point. Though I will say, your language sounds like English kindergarten teachers talking to their students.
@peterstuyvesant1419
@peterstuyvesant1419 Год назад
@@simonnading well our language is actually extremely rough, more so than German even but majority of Dutch people are pretty much fluent in English, with like 95 percent or so knowing it since it’s taught in schools.
@THEJPIndustry
@THEJPIndustry Год назад
Since beeing durch is your fursona (since durch doesnt exsist in real live) what is your actual Country?
@peterstuyvesant1419
@peterstuyvesant1419 Год назад
@@THEJPIndustry well no Durch is not a country nor a word. However the Netherlands is the country I’m from and Dutch is the language I speak as well as my nationality.
@Kortezxero
@Kortezxero Год назад
I was laughing until your lunatic character made clothes illegal. Then I almost choked on my damn salad laughing. This was an amazing run. Thanks for this.
@chaseross8900
@chaseross8900 Год назад
I love how his character's mouth never closes, just hangs open like the venus fly trap his sibling parents tried to replicate
@kamikazesopp
@kamikazesopp Год назад
Dear god, when Spiff revealed that his country was Dutch despite being in Spain, I had a sudden flashback to the streamed multiplayer session where ISP successfully created the Belgian culture.
@willimeister2553
@willimeister2553 Год назад
What the fuck XD
@Cigmacica
@Cigmacica Год назад
They made my home region belgian. I was in shock, terror, and sadness.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Год назад
Sauce?
@mondaysinsanity8193
@mondaysinsanity8193 Год назад
So fun fact holland actually was owned by spain at one point
@kamikazesopp
@kamikazesopp Год назад
@@bensoncheung2801 Okay, my previous response got deleted. So, no-titles version: look for the Crusader Kings 3 stream on Spiff's or the Yogs Live channel from february this year.
@FUCKINB4RTo
@FUCKINB4RTo Год назад
Even after a absolute terrible day towing BS calls all day, I get home and low and behold, my favorite tea supremacist dropped a video and instantly made my day better. Thanks Spiff!
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Год назад
Have a nice day friend
@trenthydra7189
@trenthydra7189 Год назад
@@thespiffingbrit your editors need to go over the video again...
@GHOSTSTALKER90
@GHOSTSTALKER90 Год назад
@@thespiffingbrit 24:37
@murrayshekelberg9754
@murrayshekelberg9754 Год назад
Half the fun is creating an absolute mutant of a character and watching the hell-spawn he generates with unlucky concubines.
@thenorwegianmaestro2007
@thenorwegianmaestro2007 Год назад
I think that was one of the greatest videos you've ever done. I could hear how much fun you were having with the wifes and kids and the commentary was glorious. Its also very fascinating to see someone being really good at a video game this intricate. Great work, as always.
@Yuusou.
@Yuusou. Год назад
24:37 seems like editors got tired of censoring the screen :D
@Stage_3_Yawning_Cat
@Stage_3_Yawning_Cat Год назад
29:24 too
@PuppetierMaster
@PuppetierMaster Год назад
nice
@livedandletdie
@livedandletdie Год назад
That wasn't even the first time... just 2-3 seconds after Spiff said that they'd have to censor... 22:57 to 23:00 somewhere... not that there's anything really to censor if you'd ask me.
@o76923
@o76923 Год назад
Isn't there a setting to hide nudity on the game? Why was this even needed?
@Yuusou.
@Yuusou. Год назад
@@o76923 That's true, you can disable it.
@roebenjaminpeled2705
@roebenjaminpeled2705 Год назад
Police man: Mr. Spiff, we have several complaints about you doing war crimes. Let me count them down for you *DROPS BOOK WITH 1000 PAGES ON THE TABLE" this is the first book. Spiff: ohh how nice of you to gather all my achievements in one place! By the way, do you have any tea here?
@nicolaspeters5980
@nicolaspeters5980 Год назад
By collecting all crimes in one place it makes it all the easier to destroy proof of all your crimes *lights a match*
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Год назад
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@googiegress7459
@googiegress7459 Год назад
Spiff: dunks book in giant teapot
@MrT3a
@MrT3a Год назад
Even better : *Drops book with 1000 pages on the table* "This is the first index book for the first archive vault. We're gonna be there long."
@simonnading
@simonnading Год назад
I love that youtube cut it off at the "1000 PAGES" so I thought "really, only 1000?" before being pleasantly surprised and affirmed by the rest of the comment.
@moviebad109
@moviebad109 Год назад
“We could all be a Mastermind Philosopher who’s intelligent and a lunatic.” Based on that combo of personality traits alone, I’ll follow him anywhere.
@joshwatson8539
@joshwatson8539 Год назад
I love your CK exploits Hope to see more of them soon Thanks for all the hard work that must of gone into making all your videos to you spiff and your development team
@tatigan1389
@tatigan1389 Год назад
Spiff has exploited this game more than the British Empire exploited their colonies.
@billcipherproductions1789
@billcipherproductions1789 Год назад
That’s saying something
@Wasthere73
@Wasthere73 Год назад
The sun never sets on the British empire because god doesn't trust them in the dark
@gifigi600
@gifigi600 Год назад
Spiff has exploited every game 1000000 more times than the British Empire
@UtterlyShagged
@UtterlyShagged Год назад
Someone's gotta make up for the deficit...
@Hyena-Princess
@Hyena-Princess Год назад
Making a character based off of Elon Musk and making him a loser who parasites off of other people? *Chef's kiss* That's that accuracy I'm here for.
@andromidius
@andromidius Год назад
I literally chef's kissed when he called his character a bottom feeder. Perfect representation, 11/10.
@Joot_Doctor
@Joot_Doctor Год назад
Also the fact that Elon Husk is being cucked by every person in the kingdom.
@msolomonii9825
@msolomonii9825 Год назад
@@andromidius Absolutely!
@msolomonii9825
@msolomonii9825 Год назад
I'm surprised elon hasn't sued yet over the perfectly accurate representation
@goofy851
@goofy851 Год назад
@@msolomonii9825 He's too busy trying to weasel out of buying Twitter after signing the deal.
@LilacStarbloom
@LilacStarbloom Год назад
3:37 wow, what an accurate recreation of a modern real person of similar name that certainly has no relation to the in game character!
@implespaynter
@implespaynter Год назад
Bravo 👏🏽 🌹🌹🌹 👏🏽I enjoyed ever minute of this! Thank you
@ChartreuseDan
@ChartreuseDan Год назад
Let that be a lesson: don't forget the honest trait when making an OP waifu
@dane1382
@dane1382 Год назад
And chaste
@ChartreuseDan
@ChartreuseDan Год назад
@@dane1382 Chaste gives a fertility penalty so maybe not
@greywolf7577
@greywolf7577 Год назад
@@ChartreuseDan I guess the game has to give a negative to balance out the positive, but isn't being chaste in real life only supposed to apply to outside marriage?
@ChartreuseDan
@ChartreuseDan Год назад
Ooh, also you could replace all the Dutch rulers at game start with custom non-dutch rulers so you're cultural head earlier on
@combrade-t
@combrade-t Год назад
Honestly I'm kinda suprised that the 100 stat characters didn't speed it up even more, I've seen some less exploity videos that have had it done in admittedly a lot longer but in worse areas but took I think abt 3x as long, was expecting the 100 stat characters to reduce it by more than that.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Год назад
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@TheZenistar
@TheZenistar Год назад
The 100 stat steward is the most important part of this video, without him it wouldn't have been possible
@milo36gdh
@milo36gdh Год назад
Befriending the steward and going for centralization perk could have helped a lot. Diverging and and grabbing gardener would have helped as well. Also not sure what culture his steward was but the game checks maximum development penality innovation of a steward and not the ruler
@jamesmazzocchi7136
@jamesmazzocchi7136 Год назад
The queen died and you were the first person I thought of
@IWFDI
@IWFDI Год назад
I simply love your Crusader Kings videos Spiff! They are simply amazing!
@GlaucoHass
@GlaucoHass Год назад
Can we just agree that this video was just a little bit about exploits, but absolutely about the story telling? I'm in tears 😂
@michelvanderlinden8363
@michelvanderlinden8363 Год назад
"Dirk Floriszoon" would be a ye-olde dutch name. Before Napoleon Bonaparte conquered the Netherlands, we typically had surnames based on who our parents were, and then added "son" or "daughter" after that. So say, Floris had a son named Dirk, then Dirk would have the surname "Floriszoon" (Floris + zoon, which means "son"). Bonaparte actually changed that system, having people come up with proper last names to better register the population.
@legostarwarsfan1662
@legostarwarsfan1662 Год назад
Jansen (basically Dutch for Johnson) is still one of the most common Dutch lastnames, though I don't doubt that such lastnames are far less ubiquitous as you pointed out. When Napoleon reorganized things most people just used the lastnames/nicknames they already had, I.e. de Jong, which means "the young" or "junior" or de vries which means "the frisian" not to mention the many names with the "van" or "Vander" suffix, meaning "of" or "of the" respectively. Though, as you pointed out people did stop changing said lastnames every generation. My intention is merely to clarify (in a probably completely unnecessary and definitely long-winded fashion) the original comment, which does itself make a very legitimate point.
@jtwill930
@jtwill930 Год назад
Spiff's son is named Elon Elonszoon in the video lol
@aaronh3347
@aaronh3347 Год назад
Ahhhh how I love and miss the CK videos so much fun watching these even coming back and watching them again.
@aleonflex6611
@aleonflex6611 Год назад
YOOOO this is awesome. i reported that two building in same province exploit to spiff discord like when royal court came out. it make me really happy to see it in the video.
@0th_Law
@0th_Law Год назад
Couple tips: if you’d made your wife Ace when creating her, then you could be confident that any of those “not my own” events would be false, because it’d be impossible for anyone to become your wife’s lover. If you had formed a hybrid culture, then you would’ve been able to become involved in the Iberian struggle, and potentially get the ability to further increase development with stuff like the “Sponsor Jewish Sciences” decision, on top of being able to research more quickly by having more developed counties of your culture. Also, if your development is growing quickly enough, then the “increase maximum development penalty” techs will honestly be useless compared to one of the ones that outright increases development growth. Before you researched urbanization, Cordoba had a -18.4 penalty. After you researched urbanization, Cordoba’s penalty remained -18.4.
@ramagefreak
@ramagefreak Год назад
also if you add sayid as a cheep trait. you can easily spot when your wife cheats as it always passes onto children -.-
@craigpund8503
@craigpund8503 Год назад
hmm, seems like another bug of the game - if everyone believes it's your child, it should have sayyid, since it's just a trait of belief. now, if it were exposed that the child is a bastard, then have the trait removed.
@Norbert_Sattler
@Norbert_Sattler Год назад
Have you considered giving your culture gardening? The gardener courtier gives a really nice bonus to development in the capital, but not %, but a flat points bonus, which all the % modifiers you stacked can then boost to high heavens.
@400and4
@400and4 Год назад
I actually learned a lot from this. I never knew that the dutch build windmills. I always thought that those just grow on their own on their fertile lands and only we have to build them to mimic they dutch.
@EJFreelancer
@EJFreelancer Год назад
Classic Spiff action when I least expected it. Perfectly balanced, no exploits, just as the developers intended. Even inspired me to switch my lunch beverage from pop to tea.
@geckoman1011
@geckoman1011 Год назад
Liked your comment because you referred to it as pop and not a "soda"
@robertlewis6915
@robertlewis6915 Год назад
Kombucha is superior; it is aged tea, the kind that has life experience and knows what's up.
@Remixersoloman
@Remixersoloman Год назад
@@robertlewis6915 "Kombucha is superior" 🤓
@robertlewis6915
@robertlewis6915 Год назад
@@Remixersoloman I get that occasionally.
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba Год назад
@@robertlewis6915 just leave a tea on the side until it grows a skin.
@Stingrae951
@Stingrae951 Год назад
I'm sitting here at the office on my break watching this, having to stifle my fits of laughter. Thank you as always Spiffing Brit for making me laugh!
@Notzachnope
@Notzachnope Год назад
This man impresses me more and more every video. Eventually, Spiff will be able to "Balance" life to the point of perfection.
@mxfoedl5448
@mxfoedl5448 Год назад
Majestic
@davidsaintjohn4248
@davidsaintjohn4248 Год назад
"barely an inconvenience" Spiff watches Ryan George? I could see that.
@jameshart2622
@jameshart2622 Год назад
When I first read this comment, I wasn't sure if his comment was an accident or not. Then I heard him actually say it. He 100% watches Ryan George.
@EffinChat
@EffinChat Год назад
"The Dutch don't exist at all, I've never seen them" *Zylus fades from existence*
@lucioushellbladesgamingkingdom
Loved it, hope to see more. Going to drink nothing but tea after I get up in the morning.
@lukeribbons7893
@lukeribbons7893 Год назад
Hey Spiff, if you want vassals to not rebel the best personality trait is Just which adds +200 honor to AI personality which defines how they act. They also recently added the Loyal trait which makes vassals, more loyal.
@ANTICENA571
@ANTICENA571 Год назад
“Who needs love when you have books?” How dare you steal my motto
@QwertyDFTBA
@QwertyDFTBA Год назад
Yes!!! Love it when he plays CK3. His solution to any problems are always so wacky
@erdemalegoz1816
@erdemalegoz1816 Год назад
I’m sorry for your loss mate, the queen has passed..
@Hippie_King15
@Hippie_King15 Год назад
I already watched this video yet for some reason I feel like coming back and watching the whole thing again.
@how_arya
@how_arya Год назад
Love it when RU-vidrs reference other RU-vidrs “Barely an inconvenience!”
@maxinecase8738
@maxinecase8738 Год назад
I did this using Visby a couple of years back, that place is a complete fortress once you get its unique building, rushing centralization on stewardship before scholar seemed better, but I didn't have the 100 stat council.
@Kelso540
@Kelso540 Год назад
Your editors had me absolutely rolling dude. 10/10.
@ItsATrappProductions
@ItsATrappProductions Год назад
I think this is my favorite video on your channel. I've come back to watch it quite a few times. Elon Husk, glorious ruler of the French, Dutch, and maybe everywhere?! 😂
@sebbes333
@sebbes333 Год назад
11:48 "Kreggla" ? That's a character in a beautiful fantasy story called: *"The tale of Rand"* (I think? Swedish name: "Sagan om rand") by author: *Cecilia Wennerström* I highly recommend reading it (or even better: audio book) if you like fantasy stories.
@darkerarius
@darkerarius Год назад
Aw, I can't find a translated version.
@sebbes333
@sebbes333 Год назад
@@darkerarius Try checking with your local library, maybe they can do something to find a translated version? Let me know how it goes :) Good luck!
@supremiumbagel578
@supremiumbagel578 Год назад
your CK3 content is some of the best on RU-vid. Keep it up man!
@iwilltrytotry
@iwilltrytotry Год назад
one of the best, spif! great vid!
@Myriako
@Myriako Год назад
Thank you for this video! 😀🌸
@Icenri
@Icenri Год назад
As an Andalusian, I approve this speedrun. Now give us back Gibraltar you pirates!
@kevinwestermann1001
@kevinwestermann1001 7 месяцев назад
All three of you are pirates, Dutch, English and Spanish. 😛
@garylinker69
@garylinker69 Год назад
Takes months to edit and the editor puts the Union flag upsidedown in first few minutes lol. Perfectly balanced indeed! 🤗👍🤓
@SportyMabamba
@SportyMabamba Год назад
Flying a flag upside down is a form of distress signal - Spiff’s editors are making a cry for help 😯
@garylinker69
@garylinker69 Год назад
@@SportyMabamba NOT the Union flag though! That doesn't sound balanced at all. More likely the editor was drinking coffee!! 🫣🤣
@stephenwayant2790
@stephenwayant2790 Год назад
Top notch as always. Cheers!
@aidanhancock2117
@aidanhancock2117 Год назад
Rest in peace Queen Elizabeth II. God save the King. Hope spiff makes her a nice send off video.
@scottpolk8000
@scottpolk8000 Год назад
This would be a great video to play "Hi, Bob". Every time Spiff says "development" you drink...tea.
@jordanespinosa2508
@jordanespinosa2508 Год назад
I really needed the laughs from this today, thank you Spiff. Just so aggressively Dutch. And Waifu! Brilliant Waifu, getting together the manpower necessary to meet the needs of tax and bedroom in the same fell swoop!
@Talonidas7403
@Talonidas7403 Год назад
Great video, keep making great stuff!
@2old2kare94
@2old2kare94 Год назад
Hey spiff luv the vids. Keep up the great content
@alphaandomega4422
@alphaandomega4422 Год назад
"Who needs love when you have books?" How did he know my mantra on life?
@AlicenRowdy
@AlicenRowdy Год назад
Started playing this game because of you and the Armchair Admirals and it's now one of my absolute faves. Always appreciate a well executed exploit by the most spiffing of Brits. Well done!
@biancaberg
@biancaberg Год назад
I love crusader videos !!! U are the best thx for your work
@Bsliggs
@Bsliggs Год назад
I always love your game selection spiff! I have like 300 hours on this game and never thought to try some of these xD
@sarchlalaith8836
@sarchlalaith8836 Год назад
You forgot the religion of the canary Isles, it gives 15% dev in hills and they can build grand monuments that also give 30% dev from their culture. Norse get one ability that gives them 15% dev i forget what it's called. You should start Norse, invade canary hybridise, take Holy site in Spain, get the metropolitan benefit from iberian struggle for more dev and then you also get a small boost from rune stones I think but that might be something else. Oh and the gardens ability, being able to appoint a gardener really increases dev, I think 40% Then invade serdinia as the silver mine is in the hills and so is the rest of it so you get a big dev stack plus money and ideally connected for powerful but few knights and men at arms plays. Later you can hybridised with Germans for light cav, Indians for elephants and Mongols for horse archers.
@brocksamson3282
@brocksamson3282 Год назад
i'm imaging you saying all that with only one large breath at the beginning.
@sarchlalaith8836
@sarchlalaith8836 Год назад
@@brocksamson3282 cool
@D.KlWA-aG
@D.KlWA-aG Год назад
@@sarchlalaith8836 Too winded to say anything else?
@Cigmacica
@Cigmacica Год назад
You can start with Haelstein because he’s strong and the closest to the canary islands
@illCMAC
@illCMAC Год назад
I love this game because Spiff introduced me to it. After all this time I never realized I could make my own custom npcs in an ironman run. Mind blown, love you Spiff.
@dpraptorP
@dpraptorP Год назад
Elon Husk.... 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣 Hilarious video as always! Elon looks too funny!
@keeperofthefate
@keeperofthefate Год назад
I've just bought CR3 and I didn't knew you could just create bunch of overpowered characters and had them as your court. Must try this now.
@SH4D0W0733
@SH4D0W0733 Год назад
Spiff: Editors you are going to have a challenge. Editors: 22:56
@GG-vl7lh
@GG-vl7lh Год назад
So I'm not the only one who notices
@AeroLXI
@AeroLXI Год назад
Fucking immediately haha
@crimsonemperor2219
@crimsonemperor2219 Год назад
Nice! Spiff is doing more CK3 content. The amount of crazy things that are possible are amazing
@nairocamilo
@nairocamilo Год назад
Nothing is impossible when Paradox moolah is involved
@AtAtaylor
@AtAtaylor Год назад
When you said “more money equaling, of course,…” and didn’t follow it up with “more problems” I got the strange urge to fling my tea into the Boston Harbor
@Clasteau
@Clasteau Год назад
The starting date is on my BIRTHDAY, OMG, you did this just for ME? *sobbing* THIS is the BEST GIFT EVER!!!!
@DauntlessAdonis
@DauntlessAdonis Год назад
*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵🇬🇧"
@hankelee
@hankelee Год назад
I just did
@EchoingHorror
@EchoingHorror Год назад
How did adding other custom characters work? It doesn't let me keep achievements on when I do more than one character, and that's the only reason to stay below 400 points so I assume Spiff has found a way
@thespiffingbrit
@thespiffingbrit Год назад
Create character. Return to menu. Return to game. Make under 400 character
@quickfate
@quickfate Год назад
@@thespiffingbrit OH SWEET JESUS... i was about to say, that never worked for me, but going back to menu makes it work?
@quickfate
@quickfate Год назад
wait no, it doesnt work when i tried it, resets to default character upon returning to menu
@prodrom
@prodrom Год назад
@@thespiffingbrit 29:24 the editor didn't censor
@ByMetoable
@ByMetoable Год назад
@@prodrom age restricted speedrun
@tiggytheimpaler5483
@tiggytheimpaler5483 Год назад
Sorry for your loss my friend
@masonharley6594
@masonharley6594 Год назад
Amazing video keep them coming 😁😁
@SheepStrategos
@SheepStrategos Год назад
Spiff, in Rome Total War Remastered, I found if you offer the AI (Gauls for example) an attack on a faction (lets say the britons) and then do it again several times(must be different factions you offer an attack on) and then ask compensation you will get possibly, several cities from them and money, yes that's right they will pay you to take their cities, similar to the other exploit with compensation.
@tominieminen66
@tominieminen66 Год назад
I think he did that at some point
@mahman1565
@mahman1565 Год назад
He's back to ck3!🙏 You introduced me to this game in the first place and now i have 500 hours...
@jaymethodus3421
@jaymethodus3421 Год назад
This video made my night, even after RCE’s Line video lol
@blizz2748
@blizz2748 Год назад
Just got notified of this vid. Good job RU-vid. Only took you 4 days
@curry3106
@curry3106 Год назад
Just the thing I needed after playing the game nonstop the last 2 weeks
@joshdickey6164
@joshdickey6164 Год назад
I remember the first time he played this with the amazing divorce simulator and one very grumpy Duke Ernst
@jessejaimyhecker3350
@jessejaimyhecker3350 Год назад
ty for the video love it!
@taintwasher3703
@taintwasher3703 Год назад
I love how you are just exploiting away while Waifu is having her own little schemey subplot
@288jumper
@288jumper Год назад
When spiff uploads it's time to brew tea.
@backupplan6058
@backupplan6058 Год назад
No, no, no. When Spiff uploads you should have already brewed the tea. Best way is to have at least two teas brewing constantly on top of the 6 you are drinking.
@1gnorantlizard733
@1gnorantlizard733 Год назад
24:38 I think your editors missed something spiff
@snakeking-zo6mu
@snakeking-zo6mu Год назад
I noticed that too.
@JoseRodriguez-gx6yv
@JoseRodriguez-gx6yv Год назад
29:32 too
@Justshrimpsfine
@Justshrimpsfine Год назад
and 22:58
@wagwanbennydj6003
@wagwanbennydj6003 Год назад
I love it good video to go with My Yorkshire tea 🍵
@andrewstripay5987
@andrewstripay5987 Год назад
i like that you glorious revolution -ed your way into owning the dutch.