My Wonderful Garfield 

Laughed out loud at DO NOT OBESE YOUR GARFIELD

I think I played this in my dreams!

"Do you have any repressed memories from the last 5 years?" "No" "Are you sure?" "Yes" *"Are you sure?"* "No" "It's ok." I find that strangely heartwarming.

I don't know why but Odie's realistic tongue texture is what invoked the most uncomfortable feeling out of me

What a wonderful way to end my terrible Monday.

I wish I had a 5-dimensional Garfield I want to see it teleport and morph into abominable shapes it'd be so cute

2:43 The music of The Playroom made me laugh so much, my sense of humour is completely cursed honestly

That ending hit the hardest. I've noticed a few of your videos (including the end of this one) focus around a trial expiration theme. I'm glad someone out there notices their horror potential.

Ah, a classic Garfield Horror. This should be fun.

I find it impressive how you can turn a character into a random original horror game without programming

I would pay money to see this develop into a full video game, or see a mini series. This is incredible. Love it.

Honestly, it was a missed opportunity to not call the evolution “Carfield”

Really aiming for that "If a wee lad saw this video they would not sleep, not for 10 nights, not for 10 days" type of vibe, I love it!

Usually I’m not too big a fan of “Horror parodies of non-horror media” but there’s always something about your content in particular that just… *grabs me.* Great work as always :)

2:22 ''Jhonfry evolve into GARFWHEELD !!'' Just remembered the convertible meme for no reason

The, uh, Garfield egg/seed/baby form is oddly adorable. I can see it being an actual design for a creature in some monster-catching game or something

Hilarious as it may be, this video evoked the same weird guilty feeling all virtual pet simulators did when I was younger. The ending was just like the time Bin Weevils took my bin pet away after my membership expired, and all that remained was his picture. Bravo.

I want all my tears to be a tear-shaped Garfield when I cry.

Knew Lumpy had some part in the creation of this thing! I’d recognize those horrors beyond my comprehension anywhere!

the game's intro quiz gave me more emotional support than those aforementioned last 5 years of my life

I've always wanted a full-length virtual pet horror game. Just imagining the surreal point and click adventure you can make with a Garfield pet sim.

Garfield has become a seed Edit: It should grow a tree if planted, don’t eat from this tree or you may expire.

Love how this game takes place before the collapse at 5:4:09:38. What an antique of the fast

1:19 EGG.

Garfield has already become a category in horror and weirdness in internet culture, I wonder what you will surprise us with today.

Always love to see more old game style content from you. The vhs shorts are cool but there's something more immersive about these.

Man, can we get an extended version of the Fun Room Song? That was a _bop_ and a *_half._*

Random fact: Johnfry lasts for EXACTLY 2 minutes Birth at 1:18 Death at 3:18

Do not obese your Garfield. 1:54 (proceeds to obese Garfield)

No joke, When i finished watching this, I looked outside my front door window, Only to see a Orange Tabby Cat sit and stare at me. Also thanks for making my Monday better.

Good god the dread I felt from the TRIAL EXPIRED message onward was visceral 💀

This would legitimately make a fantastic game, I feel like there’s so much more to explore in this world after you go down into the pit

honestly, i think the "tear garfield" design is really effective! its subtly creepy but also familiar? Great work!

They turned Garfield into a marketable tear I’m shakin and crying rn 😢😢😢

1:21 egg

I like the thought that if you buy the full version, they revive your Garfield and he'll be very grateful, and the urn disappears from the game

0:45 i like how it takes the player a second to analyze the question but doesn't answer it with hesitation. like this is a normal question to answer in the year 4006

As soon as I saw THE WOMB I recognized who the artist was immediately, very cool to see you all collab!

"Do not Obese your Garfield" Player: So anyway, I started obesening him-

i love the attention to detail of the loading sprites, reminds me of the old computer days

As soon as I saw THE WOMB I knew that Lumpy had something to do with this

3:24 That Garfield face is absolutely terrifying

Imagine this is actually a funny Garfield game but it’s a pirated game.

The music slaps and the visuals are amazing as always!

Your style is so unique and amazing! It kind of feels like if Katamari Damacy, early internet horror, and nonsensical humor all got together and had a secret love child with 3am existential dread.

Never thought you'd collab with LumpyTouch, but in hindsight there's a lot in common

2:48 "Toy" huh it's in quotation marks. Sus

0:55 Pure nightmare 1:16 Happy Birthday!! 🎉🎂 8-Bit Edition 1:55 Woah Woah Woah! That’s Too Much Food! 2:59 Anti-Piracy Moment! 3:05 Uh Oh! 3:17 Game Over Screen Jumpscare 3:32 It’s not over just yet…though

0:55 Now *THAT's* pure nightmare fuel!

This is probably one of your darkest yet! Just seeing the vase with ashes and dead silence makes you feel empty. So congrats!

0:01 info 0:20 what is color? 0:26 Can is you 20khz 0:45 green tar milk serotonin meat 0:57 the womb 1:19 Garfield water!! 1:55 fat Garfield water! 2:23 truck Garfield 2:35 2:35 the following 3:05 oh oh

They turned garfield into an almond!

02:09 **W O O F**

2:55 this is how Garfield doesn't grow and gets scary black eyes. I am TOTALLY scared...

I want this to be a real game.

this video lead me down a rabbit hole of garfield in general like 2 weeks ago, and now I see him everywhere, thank you xploshi

3:35 Nooo garfield that was not sugar 😔

Garfield: This is your blood, Jon...

2:36 no Fun?

Imagine if this was a real game and you used AI to make custom Garfield's for each person who played, with unique evolitions

3:05 I better add that to the list of horrifyingly hilarious Xploshi shots.

The sound design on this video is unbelievable, really well done!

Sometimes i wish these games were real but then i think better of it

The end part really did remind me of some TRUE CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARE TRAUMA.

1:27 Johnfry the Garfield

3:05 the year is monday

This feels like I'm playing on the 1980s Apple II computer

All Garfield episodes should be like this

1:12 garfegg

The womb instantly gave me lumpy touch vibes and I’m surprised he actually did it

This is the first time in history that Garfield is smiling on his birthday

Love how when it asks if you have teeth, it says "if yes, why?" Implying that choosing yes would require you to write a paragraph on why you have teeth lmao

We need the full version now, I have my soul to spare

the way it quickly changes from being really scary to really wholesome reminds me of earthbound

I know this video released a year ago, but I still wanna say that the beginning of this video feels so accurate to parts at the beginning of games where they give you questions that adjust starting options. Also his dialogue noises sound kinda like Star Fox lol

When they showed the “WOMB” I already knew stuff were going to be terrifying

3:45 its like runmo

haven’t watched this channel in a while, and i can tell right off the bat you’ve improved a ton.

I like how John's voice is made with he saying "Lasagna"

love the Dali styled clock

Seeing the face at 3:28 was not a pleasant experience at 2am lmao

When I saw Garfield in the thumbnail, I thought of VeggieTales for some reason.

Lumpy touch in the distance: MOAR GOREFIELD MOOOOOOORE

I just realized that this is in the universe where you have to buy teeth and that they don't come with you, and that teeth were invented in the 1880's or something.

she was clicking no because blue's her favourite colour.

3:05 - Me watching that image: Guess I never about to sleep.

Imagine if a demo developer saw this and decide to make your virtual pet die so explicitly after your free trial is over

I love how incredibly dense the “toy” is

The soundtrack at 1:30 and 2:25 is strangely soothing and nostalgic… I like it!

My own Garfield! What a wonderful journey to be! My Garfielf will gain sustenance and love!

This is really phenomenal

when I saw Garfield "womb" , I knew it was lumpy touch that did

0:29 This is literally a Dentridand Dental reference

3:40 as soon as the lasagna dropped i started to smell real lasagna even though there wasn't

What a shame… the run was going so well too! If you hadn’t lost time on missing the Dr. Odie skip, you would have been the first to do Free Trial 3volved% for sure!

3:02 and onwards actually gets me crying with fear wtf,,,, there's something so unsettling about johnfry going "uh oh" and it's facial expression, the blaring text of free trial expired and game over and the imagery in the whole "play the full game!!!!" text. the silence when the room is dark and johnfrys vase of ashes in the room at the end of the day it's just a silly Garfield video but it's some decently crafted horror

Thank you for showing us this delightful demo gameplay Xploshi, can’t wait till’ the full game comes out!!!

"Do not obese your garfield" *Proceeds to give him 3,14 kilograms of food to later leave him diabetic*

What a rather funny looking cat.

I love all the little lore bits placed throughout Xploshi's videos, like how the clock in the living room has five hands and the mention of "nutritional supplement prisms" in the intro.