"My workplace has been monitoring my behavior for a really strange reason" | Creepypasta Storytime

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@derpmang5539 4 месяца назад

This guy: "My work's been monitoring my behaviour!" Everyone whose ever had a job: "Same."

@tristanband4003 4 месяца назад

Well it shouldn't. It's creepy af

@sethsmallwoods 4 месяца назад

I mean honestly, my job has never monitored me, they kind of just trust me to do my job like I mean we don't even have security cameras inside🤷🏻‍♂️

@nasaspaceprogram8290 4 месяца назад

i mean if i started blasting off like this guy theyd start monitoring me aswell

@ewrgaming 4 месяца назад

Lol yeah.

@ewrgaming 4 месяца назад

@@sethsmallwoodsWell in most manual labor jobs if you dint do your job its fairly obvious.

@CheezerTheGrate 4 месяца назад

When the whole work place has a fart fetish

@iDreu 3 месяца назад

same

@REDDeadFishy 4 месяца назад

What the hell is this story, a 12 year old wrote this

@Yovry 4 месяца назад

Yah, it's an interesting one

@EusebioCruel-qy1rz 4 месяца назад

I wasn't expecting the major component of the story to be about flatulence to the point of obsession

@hunterg.1300 4 месяца назад

This absolute mad lad successfully weaponized crop dusting 😂

@10500042 21 день назад

This entire story had me in peels from the first "creepy" occurrence. Good god, whoever got CreepyPasta to read this is a master of trolling, or Creepy knew this one was gonna bust some sides xD xD

@Michael_Breiter 4 месяца назад

Bro, you got three problems. One, social anxiety. (I got it too, but it isn't from past social trauma) Two, you're addicted to food that makes you into a bio-terrorasst. Three, your employer and coworkers have a fart fetish.

@LSB44446 4 месяца назад

Four, you are writing fart fetish/ humiliation fan fiction

@LS-um3zq 4 месяца назад

Terrorasst!!!

@IW3527 3 месяца назад

At this point I'm wondering if this leans more towards agora than social anxiety

@LED816 2 месяца назад

@@IW3527agoraphobia?

@IW3527 2 месяца назад

@@LED816 yup lol thanks for correcting my typo. Weird how half of the word was omitted, either I was half asleep or it's part of my ongoing issue with autocorrect not recognizing medical terminology forcing me to mess with the settings and add words.

@ReqLeBeax 4 месяца назад

“Fart alarm” slayed me 😂

@ShatteredSong 3 месяца назад

IKR WHAT THE HECK "some *incantation of flatulence"*

@seaweebjoc 4 месяца назад

"any further questions please keep them to yourself"😂😂😂😂

@vanessaashford9203 4 месяца назад

this story reminds me of an incident I witnessed in the parking lot of a grocery store as I was leaving; some guy was just walking along, and then all of the sudden started loudly farting and immediately broke into a run, farting the entire time. I started laughing so hard that I almost dropped all of the groceries I was carrying lmao

@AegaTheCat 4 месяца назад

This made me laugh loudly 😂

@AshleyMccune-vk1gi 4 месяца назад

Couldn't help picturing this and dying laughing

@thatoneguy1070 4 месяца назад

DONT LOOK AT ME. 🏃💨

@dillonjones8540 3 месяца назад

Meat canyon: UUUH IT STINKS nice and good

@michaelbrown2705 4 месяца назад

A half hour farther joke whilst I'm TRYING to sleep??? 😂😂😂😂

@RainbowWrangler 4 месяца назад

Well... that was different 😂

@Thehungryprepper007 4 месяца назад

Whistle butt here sounds like the perfect job for me

@alih.8747 4 месяца назад

I’m so glad I had my headphones in while listening to this at work…but what if I farted and couldn’t hear it? Oh god, they’re monitoring me too 😮

@donniess.p.o.t9053 4 месяца назад

If you have any further questions keep them to yourself is awesome. Supervisor "hey you! We need your farts" 🤣🤣

@Michael-tc1dm 4 месяца назад

Is this a creepy pasta or a comedy?

@Michael_Breiter 4 месяца назад

Comedypasta

@shio5234 4 месяца назад

deranged 😂😂😂 the creative ways to explain a fart

@kilmcm45 4 месяца назад

The Horror....of social anxiety....adult fear is very different from childhood fear....but, no less invasive....

@Center-For-I.E.D.Mismanagement 4 месяца назад

"Adult" fear, is merely fear born of childhood trauma. There is no difference.

@Dr_1212 4 месяца назад

My employer moniters my behavior all the time 😆🤣😈

@CheezerTheGrate 4 месяца назад

I’m scared on what they see 🤨

@jackars6534 4 месяца назад

Now I want tacos😂

@ramirezthesilvite 4 месяца назад

This is the most erudite story about flatulence that I have ever heard.

@goldiefatale 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂 what did I just listen to. 🤣 I'm dying.

@Grayald 4 месяца назад

Man I've been a fan of creepypasta forever. Before it was even called creepypasta. Since the days of the dionaea house. Since Ted the caver. Started listening to some of the earliest uploaders here on RU-vid when it migrated here. This very channel made me aware of it here on RU-vid. I saw Great ones like no end house, and 11 miles. Overhyped when it's undeservedly popular ones like Jeff the killer. Eventually I got myself to stop watching them after I had watched all of them from the narrators I liked. I'd pop in and listen to another one every now and, but for years and years I didn't get back into listening to them. Kept saying I would continue to let them build up so I would have infinite content. Here I am. After not having listened to one for months, I decide to check one out. And what do I get. Some paranoid dude that thinks he's in a Truman show are Black mirror episode about farts.

@vcao915 4 месяца назад

A story about farting. I've heard it all now.

@nasaspaceprogram8290 4 месяца назад

just wait till next week

@BeeWhistler 4 месяца назад

I can’t say that this was especially scary… but it was entertaining. Although part of the trouble was that the writer seems to think that digestion happens instantaneously. Laxatives don’t kick in immediately and eating an entire burrito doesn’t make you fart on the spot. Just saying.

@ElarKun 3 месяца назад

That was more comical than scary 😂😂 masterful voice acting!!

@jarodtessier308 3 месяца назад

If there was ever a good time to admit I have an addiction to Creepypasta it would be now. Just listened to an entire story about actual ultra powerful farts

@vash121086 4 месяца назад

I’ll be honest. I was expecting something more interesting, but this was wasn’t what I was expecting.

@king81992 4 месяца назад

Thumbnail Image- At this company surveillance isn't keeping anyone safe. MC got screwed over in high school. Story was not what I expected at all.

@susanhorn3952 4 месяца назад

I have a disease called Diverticulitis and the problems stated here are my problem. I hardly ever can leave my home. It's humilitiating, degrading , and most embarrassing. This was a terrible, terrible story 😞💔😢 my disease can actually kill me. Terrible horrible story😢

@Luke-we9gj Месяц назад

Poo poo worm

@scarlettlemons2365 4 месяца назад

This story had me hollin the whole time!! This is hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@queensheebah8628 4 месяца назад

Summoned by don’t fart alarm😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lauraraynor-williams7498 4 месяца назад

This is definitely not a creepypasta or a scary story. “I live in an area where other people happen to live! I eat absolute garbage and I fart too much!” How spooky.

@ImaKhunt007 4 месяца назад

Aww, have a cry 😂

@goldiefatale 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@savv_4926 4 месяца назад

well aren't you just a bundle of joy 😊❤

@thebluerose7648 4 месяца назад

I don't know why he's complaining I mean because of his farts he's guaranteed a job so he's got it made!

@ShatteredSong 3 месяца назад

I tried not to laugh around the 7 minute mark out of some sense of politeness toward the character. *I couldn't help it man what the hell lol*

@charmaintrout174 4 месяца назад

Nooooo. The story ended way too soon! I have questions and need answers. !!?!??😏

@maddieboo2297 4 месяца назад

This is the funniest one ever

@RyanSmith6644 4 месяца назад

Sweet I finally caught a live one

@dontecarr2623 4 месяца назад

Can we get some more Bonesaw Vic and some more City of Midnight? Love both of those series.

@drakeishere Месяц назад

This story was gas. I never thought I'd ever hear a compelling story about farts but here we are. What a time to be alive.

@iuliancojocaru4125 4 месяца назад

I came here to get chills down my spine, NOT to bust a gut, I am fucking dying ;)))))

@brandyroark7026 4 месяца назад

I just wanted to let you know that I absolutely love all your stories. The emotions you put in the story makes me feel like I'm right there in the story. You are awesome!!!!

@OfficialKingKang 3 месяца назад

good ol fashion trollpasta XD Been a LONG ASS time since i heard one xD I have thought about old trollpastas the past few months, missed em

@IW3527 3 месяца назад

Yup haven't seen a trollpasta in ages and this is a fairly good one, definitely got laugh out of me.

@Dinorhyno 4 месяца назад

Can't help but imagine the protagonist being played by Jack Black

@gregorycarter1940 4 месяца назад

what did you just try to sell me on? that boy aint right

@Aniware 4 месяца назад

bro made a whole story around ripping ass...no way dawg

@kaos2405 4 месяца назад

That??? That was a Creepy Pasta? "My workplace monitors my flatulence for no known reason?" Wow. What a disappointment.

@nebular97 4 месяца назад

It was funny dude they don't all have to be scary

@kaos2405 4 месяца назад

I didn't say they did. Don't read anything more into my comment other than my literal words.@@nebular97

@kaos2405 4 месяца назад

Where did I say it did?@@nebular97

@DamienMarcelle-fw3jo 4 месяца назад

Yeah. Worst story ever holy shit.

@909crime 4 месяца назад

@@DamienMarcelle-fw3jo lmao u said "holy shit"

@apitapi Месяц назад

LMAO the whole story. This is creepycomedy.

@lllooolll327 3 месяца назад

the amount of synonyms and allusions to farts is nothing short of impressive

@jendubay3782 4 месяца назад

Cult formed around his farts 😂🎉

@idkmankindawack 4 месяца назад

The bells are so loud dude

@Anthonial_Mjj 3 месяца назад

Literally the thing I wanted to hear while soaking in my hot tub before bed. Can't start bathroom talking so childish.

@dantekinkade8765 4 месяца назад

It looks like they got what they asked for and didn't like it lol But I guess an atomic blast is even too strong for types like that lol Also nice to see a main character not walk over to the guy that is obviously going to throw him in a small room and not let him leave, unlike lots of other stories.

@tiffanyfern2961 4 месяца назад

Omg yay!

@noahhecker6672 2 месяца назад

Same vibes as “Turns out I’m Not Allergic to Milk”

@Thermoze_ 4 месяца назад

tonight's episode: The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish ☁☁☁☁☁☁☁😶‍🌫☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁☁

@beegojeeson1834 3 месяца назад

Dude i don't onow how you could read this one without losing it. That was so fuckin stupid and funny. Love it

@Kealthas1974 4 месяца назад

I had a taco bell (I'm from the UK so it's a novelty) and let rip near the cat. It was paralysed down one side for a week, it's fur did grow back eventually. Good times 😅

@justincameron9661 4 месяца назад

Mrcreepypasta is the greatest story teller ever

@petermclennan5638 4 месяца назад

Have you ever listened to Lighthouse Horror, he is my favourite story reader. If you haven't, give him a try. He picks out really good stories to read too?

@DMB414034 4 месяца назад

Masterful fart humor. A very (f)arty Vocab flex.

@lecafeharicot 3 месяца назад

Jesus h christ, this has been a gem! Lord, gonna inspire me to make such a thng for my audience. Funniest shi i've heard in a while with an eerie tone, ffs 😂😂

@biblicallyaccurateangel2476 3 месяца назад

in today’s episode: the writer’s barely-disguised fetish

@cinders2894 2 месяца назад

I was not prepared for this story 😆

@westube643 4 месяца назад

And now... Th Writer's Barely Disguised Fetish

@crypticloki4458 4 месяца назад

The first 40 seconds makes me worry if this is just social anxiety or something else

@jackroberts4361 4 месяца назад

Work farter, not harder

@tjlambaes 4 месяца назад

A creepy pasta about farting, truly terrifying.

@Bluesit32 4 месяца назад

What a silly concept. Surely, once the protagonist had figured it out, the experiment is ruined. All data is tainted.

@moonrose100 4 месяца назад

If the guy becomes numb to farting and the embarressment/fear goes away, will he get fired?

@Geek_Speak_Gaming 4 месяца назад

Well that was not what I was expecting at all.

@xLonGxLegZx 4 месяца назад

😂😂😂 This story

@BuDuh1408 4 месяца назад

finally a true horror story bout crop dusting and a committing U.N. war crime of gassing the masses using Biological Chemical.... 😅

@TMF1130 4 месяца назад

What did I just listen to lol

@phantom_error 3 месяца назад

This story took me out. This is not at all where I thought it would go, but it was hilarious.

@jackiec498 4 месяца назад

I knew it!

@mattthew189 4 месяца назад

MCP getting so out of breath 🤣

@TheRolfster 3 месяца назад

2023-24 has been the worst quality drought in internet horror history

@DiversedBegal22 3 месяца назад

“ clap that shook cheeks “

@ImaKhunt007 4 месяца назад

A noisy, smelly fart is a work of art. Pass it loud...pass it proud.

@mightierthenthesword 4 месяца назад

"Insert Cartman laugh."

@bigcharlnetwork5140 4 месяца назад

Bro I love these types.pf.creepy pasta Truman show like but the. Pain to find or there just isn't many of them

@Luk3us 4 месяца назад

Creepy pasta? More like fartypasta

@zetharerey3761 4 месяца назад

11:28 can't op just stop passing gas like my dude you seriously have some gastric problem even if you think you don't. You need to change your diet! 😂

@nancymiller4340 4 месяца назад

This was not the best video to listen to while attempting to paint an intricate design! You made my day!

@nekkog1744 4 месяца назад

This is the Truman Show if made by Newgrounds

@DylanZ1201 4 месяца назад

What the fuck even was this story 😂

@michaeldunning5923 4 месяца назад

Stories 50% bout a guy sitting himself .... 1 out of 10 terrible

@g_mixesajl293 4 месяца назад

Ya this one was weird 🤣🤣

@RustedOatmeal 4 месяца назад

Sheer poetry

@fyoutube2294 2 месяца назад

This is real oppression

@Tnteeuvu 2 месяца назад

P A R D O N

@sharonpaterson1281 4 месяца назад

What an absolutely ridiculous story seriously? Has the author got writers block or something what a load of crap no I didn’t finish it this story is ridiculous 🤦‍♀️