Mystery and Misery | Just Roll With It #56 

HELLO TIMESTAMPS HERE!! i noticed that the very nice person who usually writes timestamps for these (Alfir Love/Star) has not written any for this episode yet so i will do it myself for funsies so yes obvious spoiler warning down below - - - - - - - 0:00 - everyone goes crazy for intros/theme song 2:23 - dm recap start 4:48 - dm recap end 8:25 - chaos + angry old man earl 11:40 - poor ollie just wants his cup 14:45 - gillions ice arena "gill i was joking" 17:37 - earl gets on all fours??!;?;:! horrifying 19:34 - dre knocked out/betting pool results 22:05 - so true gill 25:30 - chip tries to find sugar 27:34 - PUDDLE CAMEO + chip and jay talk with dre 30:00 - horrible joke from chip 35:22 - interesting tattoo 40:56 - jays question - 43:03 - midroll ad w charlie! "factor" sponsor yummy yum 45:00 - midroll end - 48:50 - wanted posters 51:13 - letter from julian 55:30 - chip stresses out, gillion helps 58:28 - silly stick shenanigans ensue 1:01:27 - seeing if stick is magic oooo 1:03:12 - gillion stabs the floor 1:05:05 - everyone overthinks about the stick and tries to unintentionally activate it - (things get intense/interesting from here) - 1:08:20 - charlie and condi mute/turn off cams + chip drowns?? 1:10:03 - field area description 1:11:45 - niklaus reveal omg 1:14:15 - DESIRE DADDYGDB??!;??:?; CRYING 1:15:49- office area description 1:17:07 - chips 3 questions 1:23:25 - possible deal/proposal 1:26:32 - chip sets down the stick 1:29:40 - chip high five's on it 1:30:21 - charlie and condi unmute 1:30:38 - chip develops a "compelling, driving force" 1:32:16 - checking up on ollie 1:33:47 - gillion holds him over the edge of the ship (endearing) 1:34:08 - session ends 1:34:49 - thanking the high roller patreons :D im so happy the riptide campaign is back on track, im still making my way through the five free PD episodes so this is a nice break! making timestamps for this episode was really fun, and the fact that this was all (mostly) taken place on the ship really reminds me of the earlier episodes so that was some fun nostalgia for me :D

"Your bounty is only so high 'cause your Daddy gave it to you" "Yeah, ok, sure, my dad hates me" _crickets_

I love how after not recording for a while, Charlie forgets the Gillion voice, bizly gets a gun, grizzly screams, and condi turns to the bottle.

Chip vs Nikolaus is like Having a bastard vs bastard but in different forms of bastardery

I didn’t know how much I could love hearing Grizzly play 5 characters while the others just watch it all go down

"the voice is familiar but you're not sure where from, so roll" "eightee-" "This is Niklaus Hendrix"

old man earl could destroy jay's dad

What a nice bunch of pirates, I sure hope a fancy tiefling doesn't fuck them up

1:08:25 I used to have a player at my table that would be possessed by magic energy, effectively "blacking out" and becoming a warlock. This moment reminds me of when I would deafen that player and describe to the rest of the party what they see, and then bring that player back in & they would have NO clue what their character just did.

i absolutely ADORE prime defenders.. though riptide my beloved oh how i missed your fishy, girly, bastardy ways

“Men exert power over others when they’re intimidated, Jay”

After watching respectfully the art in the thumbnail i feel the need to express my appreciation for said art and i shall say "Awooga"

Minor spoilers but mostly a joke Dude Charlie was SO PISSED when he left the stick in the room, you could hear the genuine anger

grizzly creating the visual of old man earl's buldging muscle popping up from underneath saggy skin is horrific, although, i'm not upset i was forced to see that.

Me as I click on the video: YES YES WE HAVE BEEN BESTOWED WITH THE RETURN OF GILLION TIDESTRIDER! Charlie: *forgets his Gillion voice* Me: bruh where'd he go

It's been 30 seconds and chaos already reins with Grizzlys going super saiyan, Biz getting a gun, and Condi drinking over Aladdin. It's good to be back :D Edit: after relearning who's drawn in the thumbnail.... _Desire Daddy indeed_ 👀

Omg, the ending of this episode.... I'm so excited for where the story is going, mysteries are being solved, people are coming together. I'm so glad riptide is back. Also, omg Ollie

the riptide pirates and their goofy shenanigans have returned!!!!

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign

It’s back when the world most needs them again

Old Man Earl is the key to defeating the navy I swear to malice

You know its cold when Charlie wears a hoodie

It’s good to see the Riptide Pirates again

Riptide Pirates… why I haven’t heard that name in a thousand years.

"We don't use theats of violence, we just do it" -Gillion 2022

Me: *clicks the video* Bizly: WOOOO! I'm bizly... Charlie: Welcome back its SlimygamingHD- Condi: chug chug chug chug Grizzly: **constipated shouting sounds*

Can't wait to see what's up with our favorite Tiefling Wish Doctor! Will he murder our friends? Will Ollie become small once more? I don't know, put we'll just have to roll with it!

this episode did not help the fact that I imagine old man earl looking like old man mcgucket from gravity falls

Ok but no joke the slime story hoodies are the actual best quality clothes that ive ever worn. That sounds so fake but I base a lot of my purchases on texture and the texture on those bad boys is 🤌 unmatched. The drawstring are so thickkkk and it’s solid fucking metal on the aglet.

i swear if Jae touches the orb in the hole this is Sylnan all over again- and lets hope Gillion doesnt touch it either

I am VERY happy because I’m finally all caught up with this series! First episode I get to see with everyone else and be up to date!

Gillion Tidestrider has evolved into Gillion Snowshredder

It's been 8000 years and I have real actual tears in my eyes what have you done to me

I am convinced Pretzel could take Apple lmao

niklaus on the thumbnail probably means nothing good! BUT IM SO EXCITED!! IVE MISSED RIPTIDE :']

Condi playing o his phone while Chip had this important talk had me dead xD

Chip deciding to leave the stick behind fills me with so much violence

“It is my destinweeeee” caught me so off guard

I desperately want Charlie to DM one day and it's a world of exclusively slime PCs and NPCs vs the standard DnD races

I'm definitely making some kinda Niklaus-esque deal making kinda character in my lifetime(as long as that doesn't infringe on copyright) Cause who couldn't?

its been a single minute and it's already falling apart. i love it

loved the prime defenders but it’s nice to have the riptide pirates back! May the chaos continue!

Today's interaction with Niklaus reminds me of B'raad in the first campaign with his patron (don't remember the name)

Absolute chaos every time just as it always should be

Ngl that Chip dream reminds me of a certain event with another deity, and with, get this, another D&D character played by Bizly. Isn’t that just peachy?

the lore in this session is insane. so much stuff in just one episode

coming here early because I have 46 more episodes to catch up on,, was on my PD kick but now I'm getting into riptide see y'all here in like two weeks once I'm caught up, wish me luck

I cannot handle the sexual tension of the beginning of chip and niklauss conversation

I find it funny how whenever I listen to this podcast near my parents are always like “Language” And I’m like “Mother this is a podcast they cannot hear you”

The occasional omori ost songs make me so happy :)

That rock-paper-cisors way of deciding who's gonna get up to go see shouting Gillian is lowkey adorable

"Are the horns real?" "You're a racist, it's ok, everyone is racist eventually" I am personally so glad I've made a god that deals 600 damage (300 lightning, 300 radiant) to anyone who does anything racist as soon as they do so for my D&D campaign.

the thought of earl with a gun is genuinely terrifying edit: i drew it and now im even more scared

coming back here after episode 81 to remember whAT THE FUCK A CERTAIN STICK IS-

I really want Niclaus to come back wielding the stick as a weapon or like holding it or something and then it explodes in his hand.

1:18:05 underrated comical genius by grizzly everyone

From 8:18 to 14:55 is just amazing, and I kinda want to animate it- Also 17:11 and the rest of the fight is an image to behold, especially Gill holding bets

Grizzly said that he took something from Necro Hunt, was that the goddamn Stick of Stickyness???

I was just thinking about when the next episode was gonna drop, and here it is right on cue!

Not even 20 minutes in and theyve set up a cage fight between an old man and a starving cripple

NOW WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE DOESNT REMEMBER LIZZIE BRO LIKE THIS IS SUS

MY GAY PIRATE'S!!! THEY ARE BACK!!!!

And we will never know anything about the god dang stick

I’m half expecting the coordinates to be like Fins grave or something.

I'm excited that riptide is back but niklaus is on the thumbnail so i'm a little scared

what da stick doin

im only on episode 27 rn but i will be back for this lmao

Spoilers Timestamps for me - - - 0:00 - Intro/Recap (oh fuck he chargin up) 4:45 - The Journey Continues 6:11 - Good Morning, Gil is an Early Riser 8:20 - Drey Vs Earl, who will win 9:05 - COWBOY BEEPBOP 13:57 - The Ice Arena has been made 20:30 - Earl is arguably scarier now 22:57 - Make the slide into the ocean 24:12 - Chip + Drey 27:57 - Jay + Chip + Drey 30:13 - What does Drey Remember 33:43 - Chip wants to get rid of his responsibilities so bad 34:40 - Drey's back coordinates 38:25 - Drey is out of commission, someone has to step up 40:59 - How did drey go against his family? 43:03 - Midroll 45:00 - End of Midroll 46:04 - My boy had been setting up ep 100 since this huh 47:25 - FnC have me in a chokehold 48:23 - DPS, New wanted posters with gil's titles 50:47 - Well my dad hates me now 51:18 - Letter from Julien 55:44 - There he goes 57:18 - Ollie still can't swim? 58:02 - The stick of stickiness 1:08:15 - Chip nightmares 1:09:31 - Daddy Desire 1:15:53 - Office Desc 1:17:20 - It's a pocket dimension 1:20:21 - Niklaus used to know the black rose pirates 1:21:01 - Niklaus has located Arlin 1:23:37 - Need Finn to find Arlin 1:24:42 - I'm gonna clock him istg 1:25:42 - Make sure arlin doesnt die, catestrophic choice in the hole in the sea 1:26:30 - Chip makes a dumb move 1:26:48 - Don't disturb the egg 1:27:13 - Don't interfere. 1:28:23 - Ollie gets fixed now 1:30:19 - Back in the Albatross 1:33:20 - Wake Ollie up 1:34:09 - End of Ep 1:34:50 - Patreon Gillion’s titles in the Order that they Come Up (even the bullshit ones lol) Gillion Tidestrider Moisture Master Pigeon Lord Hero of Wheat Champion of the Deep The One The Chosen One Hero of the Undersea Warrior of Rock and Roll Champion of the Undersea Award winning, gold star singer and songwriter of gillion and the tidestriders Generally Chosen Hero of the Deep Water Warrior Singer Songwriter, Artist on The Hole in your Heart Wet Man Soon to Be Paramount Champion Third Wheel (31/32 rolled) Paramount Champion A Chum of Chibo and Chums Paramount Chumpion Wetman Fillion Gistrider Healer of the Sick Serpent Rider Brother of Dugon Loffinlot liberator Pretzel Carrier Leviathan Tamer Dismantler of Evil Capitalism Hater Royalty Assassinator Defenstrator of the Adulterous Roller of 10s Eater of Shit Horse Lord (46 Rolled) Horse Tamer Slayer of Evil Knighter of Julien that one time Fish Walking Fish Captain Gillion Tidestrider of the Riptide Pirates Dirt Eater Weed Eater Eater of Grass, Beater of Ass Fruit Ninja Bitcoin Miner NFT Purchaser Eater of Dirt Weed eater, Ass Beater

THAT'S what niklaus looks like???? I was picturing him as igor from persona 💀💀

OLLIE!!!! I LOVE HIM!!! IM SO HAPPY HES OKAY!!

I missed this so much and I can’t describe the INTERNAL SCREAMING I DID WHEN NIKLAUS WAS DESCRIBED

SIR? ARE YOU OKAY? DO YOU SHOES NEED SHINING? Edit: sorry I blacked out for a few minutes what happened, did I say anything weird

Woo!! So glad Riptide is back and hope you all had a brilliant Christmas and New years! Also Charlie, I bought the two pin sets from Slime Story and I love them! Thank you so much 💚

1:17:39 So this is where Spidbur's "fur" ended up since he was a fleshy spider lmao

Cowboy Bebopp thats the best name for alphonse

Bizly where can I get that blanket, it looks incredibly comfy and I live in a cold ass house. please bizly, where can I get that blanket I must know

There is a whole other layer of comedy watching in this format rather than just audio

1:12:58 Bro nicklaus is nanny mcphee confirmed

NIKLAUS IN THE THUMBNAIL ???? SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

It would be really cool if the riptide pirates and grandberry pirates went back to where it all began if the grandberry pirates deal with the navy stuff or put it off

I’m so excited for the whole crew to get soul tattoos ✨👏

To whoever is reading this, I will pay you however much you want for an animatic of the morning kitchen chaos please I need it I cannot breathe someone please make this before my lungs collapse and I die

the riptide pirates! they have returned!

Why does the tiefling in the thumbnail look like Mollymaulk Tealeaf? To find out… we’ll JUST HAVE TO TO ROLL WITH IT

I SAW THE THUMBNAIL IM GONNA PISS AND SHIT MY ASS

DID CHIP NOT GET A TATTOO???? IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT DOES NOT EVERYONE GET A TATTOO AFTER A DEAL WAS GILLIAN JUST THAT SPECIAL BC HE OWES A FAVOR? It’s throwing me off bc I’m pretty sure Malice knew what the tattoo was when she saw it(could be the initials that she recognised) but if I remember correctly she knew who gave it to him before the trio brought up Niklaus’s name. BUTTT I don’t think it’s been mentioned that Mayor Rollen, Malice, or the Blossom boss had the tattoo that he has. I really could have missed a detail that clears all this up BUT IM LOSING MY MIND OVER IT

MR DESIRE DADDY IS HERE

They somehow ended up having a fight with bets between a senile old man and a cripple within the first 20 minutes of the episode and that is why I love this podcast

“that was only only my first two questions” chip is that guy

Wow I love mystery, I can't wait !

Was reading the comments while watching and I snap back to hear Niklaus call Chip racist

someone hold my hand, I'm gonna yell so loud

Audio listeners got absolutely trolled

THIS is the first episode back?!?,@?!,?!?! Grizzlyplays you're a menace to society im not even done with the episode

Basically the recap: forgot duke

Why does Niklaus have his dinosaur stompers out

man i’ve just been goosin for this next episode

Nice to see the return of are favorite pirates

Grizzly you're not supposed to poop within 60 seconds of the video starting

thank you