Mystical Objects That the Vatican Might Be Hiding 

It’s right beside half-life 3

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On god they are 🤭🤣🎧🎮 lmaoo

single funniest thing i’ve seen since will smith at the oscars 😂

...like what? I'm so curious now! Fact boi better educate us soon!

How many foreskins do they own?

@@CJT3X Unironically, there are reports of Jesus' foreskin being preserved. But beyond that, Catholics dont circumcise, so i doubt very many.

@@apples1547 wait ... What?!

@@apples1547 we now need a side projects about jesus'foreskin!! Get on it fact boi!

the sheer amount of books they have would be interesting as fuck, let alone anything else

I wish I could go in there for a weekend. I would find it and post about it all lol

Both would be equally awesome!!!

I've heard Adam's body in his gold coffin was on Noah's Ark and now stored away in the Smithsonian.

@@tonysgarlatti36 Well done. Here's someone who understood the assignment.

That is a dumb thing to believe because no where on earth is any object found with supernatural aspects.

@@goldengun9970 supernatural can be linked to "science so advanced it's essentially magic". Like if you bring someone during the time of Jesus to the modern times, anything we take for granted like (smartphones, cars, plane, etc.) Would all seem supernatural to them. And Obviously Heaven wouldn't be filled with beings using primitive technology. The UFO sightings we have are most likely seen by the prophets of God and describe it in a way that fits the time. The Bible even prophesied about the damn cars we drive in today as Nahum 2:3-4 reads, “the chariots shall be with flaming torches (head lights) in the day of his preparation, and the fir trees shall be terribly shaken. The chariots shall rage in the streets, they shall jostle one against another in the broad ways: they shall seem like torches, they shall run like the lightning.” This prophecy is bringing to light the end of the age or the last days.

@@work90 if you go to the time of jesus you won't even find jesus. He was fiction of the evil Roman empire. You have better chances with tye other prophets from tanach

@@goldengun9970 Jesus is most certainly real whether he performed miracles or was the son of god is debatable but he is almost certainly an actual historical person

@@MegaShiels o he is fiction of the evil roman empire. What is real is us jews waking each other up, directing $, minds and efforts to countering those targeting us for conversion wth deceptive tactics looking for the secular, unlearned and vulnerable. This evil we will be fighting a lot more and winning against like we have all through our history against every other deluded evilbwe have faced

Just stay out of their trunks, it's a sin 😁😁😁😁

I wish they would just finally make everything public. Researchers can apparently go in there but they need to know exactly what they’re there to see.

@@kendalbrenneman and as there is no official record of what is in there, you could go "yes I would like to study your UFO" and they would say "which one?" :-p

@@rufie83 I recently read a book by a guy who got access, and I guess there IS a website of some kind to search, but they make it difficult and you need to know the title. I don't know. I wish they would make an effort to scan things, make things public.... sigh.

@@malavoy1 I'll try not to get in the habit😄

yesssss, there's the assassin's creed reference. that's what I immediately thought of as well, and I now 100% believe the vatican has one (not really lol but it maybe me find it microscopically more plausible : p)

This is what I was looking for. 😂

Who publishes your time travel fiction?

You mean "The Chronovisor" . .🕓✅

Not everyone will get that but ha ha AC is a good game

There's NOTHING there Napoleon emptied the place! The Vatican records were used to wrap fish in Paris!

Instead of Mysteries at the Museum, you have Mysteries at the Vatican. I'd watch that.

After doing all the ass covering should have had the fbi swat team meme shown

@@cripplious No, not the FBI. They would send the Spanish Inquisition!

@@samuelmeasa9283 no one ever expects the Spanish inquisition.

@@cripplious Their chief weapon (among many many others) is surprise...

I still miss the old title of Brain Blaze.

So who was filming the birth of Christ and somehow failed to deliver the footage to history and the world?

Ha! Yes, and after he helped develop a world-changing technology he accepted the US government's offer to move to North Alabama. Like you do.

Yeah ...something obvious and disgusting happened there . The Roman Catholic Church suffered persecution in Nazi Germany.

They took all the "smartest" people of the time and made a conspiracy. Not even a good conspiracy, i would have included at least Albert Einstein.

Wow. None of these exist

Don't forget the lost last entry that never made it into the Koran. The reason for Mohammed getting assassinated.

1000% unnecessary in a 14 minute video.

Yeah understandable. 🤩

That book has nothing on the book written by Al Hazred, the mad Arab

Ha ha ha……..that’s pithy. Well said.

Almost like the bible

@@dongiovanni4331 The Necronomicon was never presented as real, though. We know that it was a MacGuffin invented by Lovecraft for his fictional stories.

You not ogbb, you did not call it Business Blaze.

Why cant it be both ;)

@@onespecies-human344 My thoughts exactly. There is nothing that says the two are mutually exclusive. Also, it most certainly is a long running joke as anyone who has been watching his videos for awhile can attest to. One that to me at least, seems to have started with Simon being genuinely afraid of being sued.

@@onespecies-human344 The way I see it it started out as real. But these days it has become both a running joke and fear of the Spanish Inquisition replacing him with a vat grown replacement.

They arent scientology after all.

Maybe both?

Maybe they don't tell us because we don't want to know

If the grand grimoire exists, if, then lost in the Vatican would be best place for it. For idiots and fools who believe that magic exist (spoiler it doesn’t) would be trying out the spells and potions in it, and I guess that human sacrifice would be part of them.

@@TheAussief1 I assume that there were things in these books, looking like magic, which were actually working. People might have figured out things and written them down, and others collected such knowledge. Who knows what was supressed or hidden to give someone an edge.

@@TheAussief1 In the middle of every lie is hidden a truth to make that lie believable. The bigger the truth, the bigger the lie it will hide. The Bible holds many such truths which is why it can hide so many huge lies, like the existence of the supernatural. Regardless of what it contains, it is a historical relic just as important to know what it contains as Malleus Maleficarum. We have other historical records, like from the Incas, that demanded human sacrifice, and even some modern fabricated sources like Aleister Crowley's books, and few people are daft enough to follow them, and none to the point of murdering anyone. Such books pose little threat in the modern day, however, when society was much more superstitious it was a different story.

Supernatural doesnt exist so its nothing special

@@FutureBoyWonder That it doesn't exist is irrelevant, that it doesn't exist does not make it nothing special. Star Trek is just as fictional, and yet it has inspired hundreds of thousands of people to greater heights especially in the sciences. If not for that work of fiction, you probably wouldn't have a cellphone in your pocket today. Sir Isaac Newton, yeah, the apple guy, not only invented what we call 'Newtonian physics" in his honor, but invented Calculus, refined the field of Optics, was a Member of Parliament, and the Master of the Royal Mint where he established fiscal policy that many nations follow to this day. But he also wrote on the subject of Alchemy. Is his writings on Alchemy any less valuable than his writings on Gravity? I say it's even more important as it shows us who the man really was, yet another facet of his incredible mind. But if it was nothing special, then it wouldn't be preserved and nobody would remember some of the last notable works of the study of Alchemy before it ultimately morphed into the science Chemistry. That he was one of the great thinkers who helped turn it FROM Alchemy into Chemistry. But sure, since the supernatural doesn't exist, that nonsense isn't important.

The Catholic Church has *always* known the value of alchemy and the recycling/growth of the human soul via reincarnation. They just can't allow *us* to know, lest they lose their control over our free thought.

@@theophrastusbombastus1359 The only losing control here is you 🤣

Yes while not condeming Mustache man, their churches all across Europe saved about 700 000 Brews and other minorities.

@@rihardsmitrevics That was priests acting on their OWN accord. Compared to the millions murdered without the leadership ever uttering a word against it. The church is a gathering of opportunistic and perverse men from the top to the lowliest rapist.

@@theophrastusbombastus1359 Thar breaks down when you consider that most belief systems where reincarnation is a thing would view such behavior as detrimental to spiritual growth and progression. IE, they'd be knowingly making their next lives worse by suppressing the paths for others in a plot to control them.

Ahh, _The Chase._ Love it (apart from a certain bus journey that made me sad...)

When you say 90s animated documentary calledGargoyles... Do you mean on the Disney Afternoon?

Hey, don't besmirch the good name of Doctor Who!

You don't realize the "assets" and resources available to the Vatican... And I'm not talking like a higher power, I'm talking about the shady evil sideways folks that are among them and at the service of them.

@@kevinfreeman3098 I 100% understand the resources the Vatican has but I also understand how strongly people feel when Religions single people out for persecution. I'd be willing to bet, in todays society, we could raise plenty of money to get Simon a good legal team. If not that, I imagine someone would seize the opportunity to take it pro bono for the publicity.

@@theclandestinewitness I don't think you understand Kevin's meaning - he's talking about the kind of people who can make sure your car brakes fail, or you have some other unfortunate accident, after which it's a bit late for a legal team to do anything.

Yeah, if the Vatican came after Simon, we would never hear from him again, although, we would croudfund a lawsuit from Scientology!

#TeamSimon!

Well he was a science FICTION author. Not a scientist. The rest of your statement is just dumb quotes.

@@KarryKarryKarry Reading the full biography of Arthur C. Clark would do you no harm. He is credited with the "invention" of the communication space satellite, this in the 1940s. No, he was not a 'scientist' in the sense of Enrico Fermi, Niels Bohr, even Carl Sagan, but understood the physics (and finances) of placing an object in space. He also anticipated the developement of the Internet and cell phone technology. He sat at a typewriter not in a lab and came up with profound human-changing ideas. He also made some profoundly silly statements, but nobody is perfect.

@@KarryKarryKarry You are very mistaken He wrote many many non-fiction science books - his most important idea was the theory of the geo-stationary satellite From wikipedia Clarke also wrote a number of nonfiction books describing the technical details and societal implications of rocketry and space flight. The most notable of these may be Interplanetary Flight: An Introduction to Astronautics (1950), The Exploration of Space (1951), and The Promise of Space (1968).

@@johnmiller8975 if I rember right of the Big 3 Henlien is the onlynone who didn't release extensive non-fiction scientific literature along with their more well know scifi.

The weird part is he said Beelzebub and Lucifer were different when they are both just names for Satan.

@@rushthezeppelin I've heard them used as both so idk it's all just stories anyways

They formed a union. Chapter 666. The union dues are just bad as ours however.

This current life is “hell.” Hell is a very misunderstood conscript in modern western culture.

FBI deemed 100% credible. That's a joke all on it own.

Where might that be? Just CURIOUS. Last I heard, he was loaded alive, into a Bell Buoy off the coast of New England, near Martha's Vineyard OR "processed", along with Chuckie O'Brian, into sausages served HOT to unwitting attendees of an unnamed Teamsters gathering... IDK Social myths abound. Do you have a reference for this FBI speculation? The TRUTH is "out there"! 😑

You believing any of that is the funniest part 🤣

Eric Shawn on FOX has ran a special on Hoffa. The Bridge tip came WAY before the FBI got involved according to him.

...allegedly credible...

That’s kool I wonder

Sure.

It was probably the Bible.

@@lukeivanaj336 sorry..

Out of curiosity are you willing to provide a name? I would assume not but with information like that I can't help but inquire

So, if we want to look back 100 years, all we have to do is find a mirror 1̶0̶0̶ ... err ... *50* light years away from us and look at it... Theoretically... :)

@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire LOL! You should write science fiction. BTW, since it will be a round trip, the mirror should be 50 light years away, no? Ahhh details, details...

Yes me too.

Ermm... Those documents are public and have been for a long time. The pope disbanded the order at the request of the king of france. I think there is a link to the vatican archives in the templars wikipedia.

An organization who claims to have taken a vow of poverty yet has paid beyond 12 billion in child sex abuse claims seems to view those vows as holy as the one of chastity. The idea that would get an honest answer out of them is impossible. These people think that by speaking a few words in latin that they can change a cheap wafer into human flesh and wine into human blood and convinced millions of idiots to eat the damn thing! But the real problem is abortions, condoms and gays.Yeah, not quite ready to believe the Vatican.

Are you serious? You dont know about the occult?

They are still around, albeit in a much different form.

It’s not uncanny, it’s completely made up.

Good lord, there are people who believe this nonsense and you appear to be one of them . This is 2021, not 1021.

@@tatata1543 there is proof. If you don’t believe, fine. That doesn’t make it “made up”.

@@bignastytiger4174 Show me the proof.

Do your own research. Proof is there. Someone like myself just stating facts won’t change your mind. You finding facts, will change your mind.

that's the one that explores the implications for viewing any place mere milliseconds ago?

@@jnawk83 I don't remember that, but it has been many years since I last read the book. The main themes I think were about what it does to our society when privacy could be pierced without effort or knowledge (from anybody really), or what impact the knowledge of how our real history happened could have.

Thank you , I always appreciate recommendations from real people , we should all do more in comments.

Clarke mentioned a device that allowed people to see events in the past in his novel, "Childhood's End." It's a very casual mention, but it does state that most of the world's religions collapsed immediately thereafter, leaving only a modified form of Buddhism.

@@nancypine9952 Okay. I have read just about every scifi novel from Clarke but strangely Childhood's End I do not remember. It might be that I started it a long time ago, but did not like it then and thus did not finish it. I have a vague bit of memory that it was praised by critics though.

I wouldn’t say hidden. Its hard for normal folks but if you are a scholar or know what you are looking for they’ll show you.

@@KTBFFH8 . It’s in a vault mate it’s hidden .

@@Sherrie510 Many people keep things they love in vaults and show them to anyone if they ask. A vault doesn’t make it hidden.

@@KTBFFH8 but these are hidden behind armed guards and lock and key 🔑 I think that makes them pretty inaccessible and unknown to the very vast majority of us and done so in a very robust way . I think you could probably stretch your imagination and see that these are secrets that they don’t want the wider or majority of people knowing . And peace be with you brother .

@@KTBFFH8 unless there is a public list of what is in the Vatican vaults , it is completely hidden.

No

But okay

When a society believes in anything based on faith it can be made to do anything based on faith.

I can't quite figure out whether that quote is supposed to be FOR belief in religion or AGAINST, as it works both ways depending on your definition of what it means to believe in "nothing"

When a man stops believing in god, he doesn’t believe in nothing, he believes in anything. Attributed to G K Chesterton, but it’s not. It’s also rather meaningless, just appears to be profound. I don’t believe in god and I also don’t just believe in ‘anything’.

@@paulannable3734 The quote refers to societies, not a specific individual such as you. But thanks for commenting.

@@cgo225 you didn’t quote anyone. You mangled the ‘GK Chesterton quote’. You can’t say random stuff and claim you’re quoting something without attributing it so some actual person who actually said it in the first place. Can you?

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The Third Secret was that England would win the 1966 Word Cup.

Don't be ridiculous. Just contact Hell's public information bureau and ask for the departmental organization chart. They will be happy to oblige. Can't have all those human sacrifices going to the wrong departments.

@@jakedee4117 I contacted Them . They said "No , go to hell ! " . Terrible way of treating people I'd say .

I summoned a couple of dark entities, and they had no idea what I was talking about.. All and all, terrible customer service.. 2/5⭐

@@jakedee4117 if you've ever seen the show Angel before, then you'll know why I laughed alot reading this.

That was something already well known about even at the time the secrets were given

Maybe satan takes over the vatican

@@honchoryanc satan created the vatican and its gov/councils

I think you're on to something. The cancer of sexual abuse in the church has driven many people away, ruined lives and is quite possibly the worst sin that has taken place in the Church. Thank goodness there is more to Faith then these horrible people who have been and are responsible for these crimes and cover ups. The effects of this are beyond tremendous.

Then you won’t be able to find the glue.

Simon doesn't suffer fools. Full stop.

The reason your e-mails to up-stairs always go unanswered is because Jesus is God who is The Holy Ghost, but they're still distinct entities who are also one. No techie has yet gotten an SMTP relay to accept those working conditions, so it just silently drops your mails.

It could also have come with a warning to not change cause of action, for reasons you named earlier. So, you can't change your actions or the situation, but you can have people around you for immediate help. Then again, it could also just have been about WWII, to stay on theme. Why give a prediction about WWI and then say nothing on WWII. Seems a little odd.

It could also be, theoretically, because none of this is real, that if the prophecy talks of an attempted assassination, then going through with it is the best option. If you already know the pope will survive thus attempt, then let it happen and catch the perpetrator. If you change the course, the perpetrator may try a different time, and now you've lost the foreknowledge and the assurance of its failure. Again this assumes prophecy is real, which it isn't.

@@magichands135 makes sense.

@@QBCPerdition sorta akin to the "river effect," i.e., throw a pebble into a river, the water ripples but the current rights itself and continues upon its set path.... but now you no longer have a pebble.

Agreed and furthermore if one has true faith why try to avoid it. If you believe they can predict the attempt then you would believe them when they said it would fail.

It makes ZERO sense because if they had something like that, all they needed to do is deposit it with trusted lawyer and told him to release it after attempt to prove the existence of their voodoo. Instead, they waited 20 years till everyone involved forgets everything. Also, pope John Paul I was murdered for being too decent human, you'd think if voodoo girl sitting on a cloud wanted to save a pope, she would pick the decent one who died a martyr before doing anything good, not the pedophile and aids supporter who was only slightly wounded...

Quantum computing already done it

@@NeilRulz07 Done what?

@@Marine5D the CIA have a warehouse with a working chronovisor connected to a quantum computer. They can even see the future and a working time machine is in their hands. We are just getting comfortable in the shackles they put us in.

@@NeilRulz07 Wouldn't they first hack all those lost bitcoin wallets? It's basically free no-one's money and there are lot of them, it's like billions of dollars worth of bitcoin. For quantum computer it would be a breeze. Sorry man, i think the problem is not only computing power, but also our fundamental understanding of things. These ideas are fun and all, but in reality it is amazing how much we still don't know. Anyway, have a good day :)

@@NeilRulz07 I believe this

No it’s about the great Apostasy and coming chastisement.

@Paulo Carvalho lol.