Oh, relatable! I had two wisdom teeth removed in boot camp. ...The vicodin they gave me was some knockoff crap that wasn't real vicodin. It gave me a HORRIFIC trip. Trees were on fire, racks were melting, floor tiles were RUTTING. My chief didn't believe it was that bad and took one. Five minutes later, I heard this shrill scream of terror. When he came down from the trip he was VISIBLY SHAKEN. I didn't ask what he saw, I didn't need to know, I just hugged him and told him I'd already flushed the shit and it couldn't hurt him anymore. He was super chill with me. Didn't give a fuck about staying in character, but knew how to turn it on when needed. Him and the two petty officers, they weren't at all shy about smiling and laughing in front of us. Really got them into trouble once. For my birthday, my parents sent me one of those audio birthday cards, it was my favorite cat begging for food, MEOW! MREWOW! MEOW! Bout a minute of that. They were all busting a gut laughing, when an LT walks in and starts leaning IN to them. Then I opened it again and he just couldn't handle it, started laughing HIS ass off too.
(Around 12:10) I have to take those Lactaid Pills too, that brand's milk is fantastic btw even if I wasn't lactose intolerant I'd drink it anyways as well it stays good for like 3 months, but that wasn't the point of this comment... Fun Fact: Being Lactose Intolerent isn't a situation like "your body doesn't produce this enzyme because of some defect", it has to do with heritage, because the enzyme that breaks down lactose is actually something the human body developed as people started ingesting milk and it needed a way to digest it correctly. So basically Lactose Intolerence is the "base state" of people while those that aren't Lactose Intolerent gained the trait, the reason it has to do with heritage is because if your family has descendants from countries that didn't regularly have access to cow's milk then their bodies never had the need to produce the enzyme and thus never past the trait down.
I've had two my wisdom teeth removed. They were rotated 90 degrees and grown into the bone. At the time I didn't know I could ask for anesthesia so each was an hour of torture while surgeon was drilling the bone. Moral of the story: if you have wisdom teeth removal ask for ducking anesthesia. It's not worth it. I hope this comment will help someone avoiding this experience
Haven't had my wisdom teeth removed yet, but I did have to have several (I think it was 6) of my baby teeth surgically removed because they just wouldn't fall out for so long that my adult teeth actually started *growing through them* like quite literally split them down the middle and pushed them aside Yet They Still Wouldn't Fall Out! Doctor had to put me to sleep for this of course but after the fact it felt like hell, my gums were so stretched out and had to wait for them to recede. On the bright side those baby teeth acted like shell which protected the adult teeth from stains and such. (The only reason it got that bad was because of dentist trauma so my other teeth weren't the healthiest thing but just needed a cleaning except for those shelled teeth)
