That home made canon story reminded me of few clips in first "Meanwhile in Poland" video, so I decided to leave it here in case someone wants some laughs
as I understand it, native american actually hate it when people count themselves as native based on "blood quanta" AKA how much you are directly related to them genetically, and the real way they define it is by how much you were raised culturally. ike living in a reservation or learning native stories as a kid and such
The zoo is good to go to for a day, even as a single dude. Ditto for aquariums. I wouldn't necessarily recommend more than that unless you are specifically interested in animals though.