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Neel Kolhatkar | HALF HOUR HAPPY ENDING | Full Special 

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@f0rm0r
@f0rm0r 5 лет назад
this was a great standup but full credit to the boys you know
@workout9594
@workout9594 4 года назад
Formor Immington the boys the boys you know
@sydneytrainsareshit
@sydneytrainsareshit 4 года назад
Immigrants we get the job done
@drmg735
@drmg735 4 года назад
eeeh bloody earth mate
@effie5292
@effie5292 4 года назад
this is late but mY nAmE iS aLeXaNdEr hAmiLtOn
@Alonzi.
@Alonzi. 3 года назад
@@effie5292 ANd There’s a million things I Haven’t done!
@malarkian
@malarkian 5 лет назад
Daniel Radcliffe in the crowd, front and center
@mutasimshaikh9967
@mutasimshaikh9967 4 года назад
it's not him, jawline too angular. but yah looks like him.
@abby2233
@abby2233 4 года назад
Haha that would be funny
@jennysaunders1609
@jennysaunders1609 2 года назад
2014 hits
@JD-vs3do
@JD-vs3do 4 года назад
Neel, you are truly great for what you do mate. It’s easy to crack a joke or 2 but for you doing it for 30mins without any cold-moments. Means 99% of the time is enjoyable, that’s another level shot man. I am glad we have a guy like you in our country. I would pay for your show , period.
@JoshFingerhut
@JoshFingerhut 5 лет назад
Neel is so funny my Windows 7 started working again.
@jacobtowner-cohen3127
@jacobtowner-cohen3127 4 года назад
7:03 even to a white yr 12 student who cared about his grades, 2 hours of study a day was a holiday
@stellavelcheva313
@stellavelcheva313 3 года назад
I "discovered" this guy recently, watched his videos from most recent back and this only happened because I could see THE TALENT! Keep going Neel!
@lukemendes4257
@lukemendes4257 5 лет назад
Yes man I've been waiting for a new clip!
@jay4612
@jay4612 5 лет назад
Woaaaah! I was just watching your old videos wondering when you'd put out a new clip
@sanjibandey1285
@sanjibandey1285 5 лет назад
Small world my man
@jay4612
@jay4612 5 лет назад
@@sanjibandey1285 small world indeed ❤
@rachelyy
@rachelyy 5 лет назад
One of your best sets seriously omg
@fragoncrack4889
@fragoncrack4889 5 лет назад
Harry Potter seems to enjoy his Show in the first line
@rikiishitoru8885
@rikiishitoru8885 5 лет назад
Stopped watching your vids To watch this one
@jonathanmarkos5526
@jonathanmarkos5526 5 лет назад
Ayy slipknot profile pic
@neestovekin8251
@neestovekin8251 2 года назад
Like, this is gold! Fresh topics, fresh takes, great segues between bits. And you've managed to craft 3 whole shows on this level? That's mind-blowing. Hope you carve out some more shows with your talent and dedication. Idk if you listen to Myq Kaplan, Shayne Smith, Akaash Singh or Shane Mauss, but they demonstrate how we can keep taking the weirdness further and further and there's always more territory to explore there! :)
@ghostofwilkiecollins358
@ghostofwilkiecollins358 5 лет назад
The "Dad, if you love me you'll touch me" joke was done on South Park. Albeit, Neel looks like he may not have been out of diapers when that episode ran.
@D-Rizzle653
@D-Rizzle653 3 года назад
Hahaha YES!
@kiratohope371
@kiratohope371 5 лет назад
To be a great comic you have to be depressed
@tjdoss
@tjdoss 4 года назад
Good comic. Deserves more fans and shows.
@bravo803
@bravo803 3 года назад
I am getting 2nd hand confidence from this lad.
@uvsa2833
@uvsa2833 5 лет назад
Wasn't Ed Sheeran seriously alcoholic or something?
@SkyFullOfLighters542
@SkyFullOfLighters542 5 лет назад
his music is dark af
@Tsukareda
@Tsukareda 5 лет назад
And he was really accused of raping a cat if i remember correctly
@bupekamfwa
@bupekamfwa 5 лет назад
addicted to crack and meth and he was also homeless, how much he doesn't talk about his past is very telling. It's all vague even how he met Jamie Foxx and what he was doing at a radio station and how he ended up in a mansion sleeping on the couch of a A list celeb. So many black holes. Combine that with the fact he lived with Big Narstie who was about the grime lifestyle and around the gangstas maybe not participating though but around it.
@Basketballerphx
@Basketballerphx 4 года назад
@@davewiegmann5812 ok jewboy
@michelsand5399
@michelsand5399 4 года назад
I am learning so many amazing things right now.
@dbsrlqh2001
@dbsrlqh2001 2 года назад
This comic so young clearly is underrated the Jews have him under their feet cause they know this guy could take it to the next level what a shame..
@owenb7911
@owenb7911 4 года назад
that rollie tobacco material definitely needs to be viral
@armwrestlingfan6804
@armwrestlingfan6804 5 лет назад
Do you drink desi daru before doing this?
@alicebutterfield1493
@alicebutterfield1493 5 лет назад
Been waiting for another show yesssss
@LouisArnold_
@LouisArnold_ 4 года назад
such a good special!
@voidpope
@voidpope 3 года назад
as a Bangladeshi kid and a high schooler i agree 2 hours of study a day is a holiday we don't get even on the weekends
@shauntozer8005
@shauntozer8005 5 лет назад
great show
@SeasideBliss
@SeasideBliss 5 лет назад
Daniel Radcliffe in the front row?
@eionhd2715
@eionhd2715 5 лет назад
kinda happy kinda sad he didnt upload the other like 40 mins or so that was a good show
@krypton1142
@krypton1142 5 лет назад
Eion HD read the title, FULL SHOW the rest is probably other comedians and I'm only here for Neel
@eionhd2715
@eionhd2715 5 лет назад
@@krypton1142 trust me there was more neel having said that the other comedian was really funny to shame I cant remember his name now
@adhardino9781
@adhardino9781 2 года назад
Exceptional. Hilarious.
@sarahmarko8181
@sarahmarko8181 4 года назад
great presence true inspiration as a fellow comic :)
@kodystott6061
@kodystott6061 5 лет назад
I was rolling a cig as he did the skit 😂
@Venom69696
@Venom69696 4 года назад
is it really cheap ?
@sedhain_pankaj
@sedhain_pankaj 5 лет назад
Love you charles d
@nathanielgirma8265
@nathanielgirma8265 5 лет назад
Dude, this is amazing.
@ewanlockhart3943
@ewanlockhart3943 5 лет назад
My mate’s selective school is NOTHING like that. They had to introduce security guards...
@AdityaPrasad007
@AdityaPrasad007 5 лет назад
Wow Neel you have to come perform in India somewhere. How about Bangalore
@AndradaBalteanu
@AndradaBalteanu 6 месяцев назад
Gorgeous hair 😻
@SmarterImpact
@SmarterImpact 5 лет назад
Cheers, a good watch :)
@amyamesburg4657
@amyamesburg4657 5 лет назад
NEVER BEEN THIS EARLY EVER
@jaineebhalodi2998
@jaineebhalodi2998 5 лет назад
loved the part selective schools best one being PRESIDENT !! Indian parenting it does work helped getting myself working in medical and health care career now it feels worth it mate :) loved your work Neel
@weebrahim
@weebrahim 5 лет назад
Ty, I need this
@FireKiller258MinecraftandMore
@FireKiller258MinecraftandMore 5 лет назад
haha this is the best shit
@abhikbhaduri7252
@abhikbhaduri7252 5 лет назад
Welcome back man....
@shipmcgee452
@shipmcgee452 5 лет назад
Keep at it. This is good stuff.
@JenniferLKersten
@JenniferLKersten 5 лет назад
Great job Man!!!
@user-ux4pt4rd4v
@user-ux4pt4rd4v 5 лет назад
Category film and animation
@pankooke7913
@pankooke7913 4 года назад
The country’s high schools shit form 5 years ago was funny as hell
@benlayhe566
@benlayhe566 5 лет назад
Could you put it on Spotify
@kevingeorge9152
@kevingeorge9152 5 лет назад
Finally!!!🔥
@selektor2567
@selektor2567 5 лет назад
29:41 omg im dead
@deezball6422
@deezball6422 4 года назад
3:19 he hit em with the after laugh a comedy sin at the highest level
@rajasnagpurkar
@rajasnagpurkar 3 года назад
Why is this a comedy sin? Just curious, it Break the deadpan character?
@Fitkari-h6y
@Fitkari-h6y 3 года назад
You Rock Man!!
@beatwizerd1976
@beatwizerd1976 3 года назад
Hahaha I was rolling a joint and licking it right when he was making fun of smokers @ 5:40, couldn't have been better!!! 😜
@akirathearchibald7958
@akirathearchibald7958 5 лет назад
yes
@Merlinjpc
@Merlinjpc 3 года назад
You'd be naive to think that his equation about sex was just a joke. Its fucking legit
@shumailahmad6145
@shumailahmad6145 5 лет назад
Amazing as always!
@Jonathan_McConnell
@Jonathan_McConnell 3 года назад
A wise man once said this “the gender wage gap is a multi faceted problem” If companies could higher women at a lower rate women would occupy the majority of jobs.
@kegynesaunders7828
@kegynesaunders7828 5 лет назад
Still wrong about that gap though - Although the humour was great.
@guitarfpv
@guitarfpv 5 лет назад
Idiot, fuck off somewhere else and see how they live. I hate you!
@123fourfive5
@123fourfive5 5 лет назад
@@guitarfpv Lol? That time of the month already?
@workout9594
@workout9594 4 года назад
1 2 3 Four Five Nah feminists just shit blood all day every day it seems
@Vxneji
@Vxneji 4 года назад
peak neel
@halerco1040
@halerco1040 5 лет назад
5.37 i was about to comment saying how handsome this man was
@rhpesoj
@rhpesoj 4 года назад
His Rugby League bit sounds alot like Key & Peele's - Post Game Interview with Ozamataz Buckshank.
@VaRag98
@VaRag98 5 лет назад
Is tht shirt part of his costume like superheroes?
@mochiattoart514
@mochiattoart514 5 лет назад
Huh. Interesting.
@ryanwhite6276
@ryanwhite6276 5 лет назад
Wait there's so many jokes that were in his old videos, I honestly don't know if this is what comedians do orrrr
@ryanwhite6276
@ryanwhite6276 5 лет назад
@@neelk oh sweet as, good stuff.
@85square
@85square 4 года назад
Why is harry potter in the front row?
@Gunner6000WarZ
@Gunner6000WarZ 5 лет назад
This is so good. Lol
@mathjcb
@mathjcb Год назад
Exactly 30 minutes long
@Venom69696
@Venom69696 5 лет назад
Oof.
@parikshitrao4208
@parikshitrao4208 4 года назад
you people can get into schools without giving entrance tests????
@udntknw001
@udntknw001 5 лет назад
2:46 was probably the main thing he thought up to want to say but needed a story for it.
@devmahura5489
@devmahura5489 Год назад
7:12 Damn right!
@DeathsMother
@DeathsMother 5 лет назад
income gap is a myth bruh
@suhanrahaman4342
@suhanrahaman4342 5 лет назад
Why is the background weirding out
@ShockZ-wz7pb
@ShockZ-wz7pb 5 лет назад
Upload more stand up shows please
@shaiaheyes2c41
@shaiaheyes2c41 5 лет назад
The27Club
@averylee6981
@averylee6981 5 лет назад
And the real problem with the income gap is women choosing lower paying jobs while men are more likely to choose risky jobs, for example my Aunty works in the mines. In her crew there are 30 men and 5 women. And women stop pursuing their career to have children, taking time off work, therefore don't make it to higher positions. Sorry for taking everything literal but if he’s going to bring it up and explain it at least explain it properly?
@Paul-yj4ml
@Paul-yj4ml 5 лет назад
We understand. But it's a comedy show. And those were his jokes.
@lucasnestler6933
@lucasnestler6933 5 лет назад
Additionally women get pregnant while men usually don't, meaning that women can take up to 6 months off every 12 months, while men can not. This is usually part of the calculations as well and represented in a 1% difference. If that difference isn't there, they either really want you to be part of their team (and therefore actually pay you more without it appearing on the check) or have had bad experience with all those lawsuits.
@averylee6981
@averylee6981 5 лет назад
Luke ClashProject I added that. I said women leave the workforce to have children.
@lucasnestler6933
@lucasnestler6933 5 лет назад
@@averylee6981 I see. To me it seemed like this was a minor point used to create a stronger argument, while my comment was there to underline the importance of this one statement. Nice to know we're in an agreement.
@averylee6981
@averylee6981 5 лет назад
Luke ClashProject Sorry lol, thought I made a pretty strong arguement for that one but rereading it I kinda get where you're coming from. The wage gap lie is something that really pisses me off lol, I hate when other women use it to play the victim.
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 5 лет назад
He forgot Jim Carey.
@ericschuster2680
@ericschuster2680 5 лет назад
5:26
@_SulfuricAcid
@_SulfuricAcid 4 года назад
1:18 me being a good artist:👁️👄👁️ well-
@memorymedia6188
@memorymedia6188 Год назад
Yes Neel is funny, but the audience is way too young and that inhibits his material.
@averylee6981
@averylee6981 5 лет назад
I’ve seen a few of these jokes made a year or more ago by other comedians. I don’t know if he ripped them off or just had similar thinking, but I find it odd. I’ve always loved Neel’s comedy but this isn’t as great as his last 2 shows.
@westernpatriot2500
@westernpatriot2500 5 лет назад
This was filmed like 2 years ago dude
@MrALenCar321
@MrALenCar321 5 лет назад
It's common among comedians. Sometimes they repeat the same thing over and over.
@No-cd6rb
@No-cd6rb 5 лет назад
@@westernpatriot2500 "filmed September 2018"
@ns7083
@ns7083 Год назад
If you gonna smoke at least keep a couple of Bangladeshi workers employed 🤣🤣
@JesusFriedChrist
@JesusFriedChrist 5 лет назад
Fuckin eh bud
@eonthernal849
@eonthernal849 5 лет назад
5mins in starts talking shit about smokers and people who roll them, as someone who smokes rollies...... he won 😐
@rajkishore95
@rajkishore95 5 лет назад
This is an old one.
@spacegamer47
@spacegamer47 2 года назад
when he said "putin, yes" it did not age not well
@methylatedlysine
@methylatedlysine 5 лет назад
Felicity Ward is great lmao
@Tudorgeable
@Tudorgeable 5 лет назад
I hope you're one of the comedians/artists who makes it this big and angers hollywood shills (pointed out at the end of this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-rYIUg-zNmrs.html ). good luck to whatever edgy humor you go with, you never dissapointed!
@elijahjacob8551
@elijahjacob8551 5 лет назад
Be a conservative
@psycholonya
@psycholonya 5 лет назад
Elijah Jacob Cool
@El_Deus.
@El_Deus. 5 лет назад
First here 😂😂
@ALLMAPEOPLE
@ALLMAPEOPLE 5 лет назад
If I was a white chick I'd be all up in that hot rogan josh
@Ridnarhtim
@Ridnarhtim 5 лет назад
The fuck is a "head job" I mean, I can guess from context, but still...
@asterope1604
@asterope1604 4 года назад
you spoil your fans too much
@tharunthiruseelan4252
@tharunthiruseelan4252 5 лет назад
Lol the average sized white women joke was funny. And I think will trigger the right people.
@charminarchaupal
@charminarchaupal 4 года назад
that feminist looks like dora cakes
@darkrayaccel
@darkrayaccel 5 лет назад
lol
@GabelhelmSogarbraten
@GabelhelmSogarbraten 4 года назад
dont worry if u could start the car not knowing u need to press the clutch that girl parked her car in neutral which means she doesnt know all to much about manuals and probably doesnt care all to much if u cant drive it
@Venom69696
@Venom69696 4 года назад
wtf are you on ?
@amyamesburg4657
@amyamesburg4657 5 лет назад
He needs to work on his timing and tone of voice with his jokes otherwise its awkward and just comes off like hes an amateur
@jay4612
@jay4612 5 лет назад
Idk man actually makes him funnier for me
@amyamesburg4657
@amyamesburg4657 5 лет назад
It just feels like he’s waiting for them to laugh and his jokes have no flow they jump around too much. Its like “school. Now you laugh. Ok they laughed. Dick. Now you laugh. Why arent you laughing? Okay one person laughed. Back to school.”
@amyamesburg4657
@amyamesburg4657 5 лет назад
Its like hes waiting for them to laugh and his jokes are so choppy and random they have no flow at all to me
@sanjibandey1285
@sanjibandey1285 5 лет назад
@@jay4612 tru that
@peachy6009
@peachy6009 5 лет назад
@@amyamesburg4657 May be not your type of humour
@bubugosk
@bubugosk 5 лет назад
So how many people in the crowd raised their hand to say they were a feminist? Should be everyone already right? It does mean equality for all genders... Since we are still so unbalanced in society is it actually correct, and ethical to be slightly anti men until we are much closer to a balance?
@lucasnestler6933
@lucasnestler6933 5 лет назад
Feminism != Equality != Equity Feminism tries promoting female rights. Equality tries giving everyone equal treatment. Equity makes sure that those people who need more help get more help.
@olliefoxx7165
@olliefoxx7165 4 года назад
No bro, unless that's sarcasm. Feminism is cancer of the mind.
@annak1712
@annak1712 5 лет назад
The first 'joke' was just uncomfortable.
@gustamer4868
@gustamer4868 5 лет назад
Shut up.
@catastrophist7114
@catastrophist7114 5 лет назад
This is terrible comedy.. come on can do better mate
@blazerglazer2691
@blazerglazer2691 5 лет назад
it seems the public doesn't think that way
@whith5184
@whith5184 4 года назад
I don't find this funny
@Basketballerphx
@Basketballerphx 4 года назад
ok
@Venom69696
@Venom69696 4 года назад
fair enough
@djredx6906
@djredx6906 3 года назад
not da funny
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