Nerd³ Plays... The Bourne Conspiracy - [REDACTED] 

I actually kinda appreciate that Matt Damon cares enough about video-games to ask; "couldn't you do something more interesting with this IP than an FPS?".

I see that Jason Bourne shops at the same clothing stores as Sam Fisher.

"Why are you reading with the paper folded, you're only getting half the story, it's like watching Fox News" oh shirt shots fired 😂😂

And so ends the tradition of mystery videos... yet another piece of Nerdcubed which has become a thing of the past. Even though the youtube end screen cards will carry on, we will remember... Even though the procrastinators have long since gone, we will remember... Even though he changed his theme song, we will remember... And today we mourn the passing of the mystery videos, together as one... Yet the domain of the Nerdcubed will go on... and on... and on.

I'd give Dan a thousand thumbs up for that "WHAM" joke. But I can't.

so this is watchdogs without hacks

If you put a submarine in water with no one in it, its going to be difficult to get back

Isn't this the game with an achievement for missing all the bullets in a clip?

Jason Bourne as an adventure game actually sounds pretty interesting. Someone get Telltale on that!

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Fun fact: This games collectors edition, metal case type thing came with a pen that you could use as a torch but the torch revealed a cheat code when you shined it on a surface. I might still have that pen somewhere.

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Ah yes, The Netherlands. Land of baguettes and wine.

UNCHARTED A Hero Is Bourne

2:37 why is that last bench just facing the wall?!

Proper old school Nerd Cubed love it!

pause at 2:39 whatst he point in that chair facing the wall?

love what you do man keep up the good work

it's infuriating that you can do all these fancy take down things, but apparently none of them have the ability to counter you and have cool scenes where Jason gets his face ran into a wall. So those boxes couldn't survive the propane tank explosion, but the pier is unharmed, much like the boat next to it.

the fighting looked really satisfying in this

Ladies and gentlemen, the last Mystery Video of NerdCubed. May your legacy rest in peace.

At 2:20 Dan should had said Smash Mouth was playing, but Wham works

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I love how you snuck that Grimsby quote in

That jukebox moment at 2:19 absolutely slayed me.

I LOVE THAT DESCRIPTION BOX

Does it count as a quiet death if you were beaten into unconsciousness before being dumped in the water

Your going to join [REDACTED]. I didn't know you were that into Star Citizen.

i’ve replayed this game many times just for the boss fights. imo this game does have some very fun hand to hand combat

I think I remember this game. This and Stranglehold were two of my favourite PS3 demos. Or was it that wanted game? Eh.

I want to see the "What's playing?" jukebox joke in the next 90s action movie that's made.... oh, never mind.

1:23 Anyone else notice the master card add placement?

Love the Dudley Boys reference-get the tables. I said that during a maths exam once

This doesn't look like a terrible game. It's flaws are very clear, but I'd be interested to play it.

My childhood right here

Rest in Peace mystery videos. Ye shall be missed.

All other [REDACTED] is in-game [REDACTED] it makes me want to [REDACTED]

I remember renting this back in the day. I can't believe I just referred to 2008 as 'back in the day'

I remember when Jason Bourne walked around a completely uninhabited place solving environmental puzzles and uncovering mysteries. Also, he's wearing nearly the same sweater as Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell: Conviction, which is probably more suited to be a Bourne game than this is.

Loved this game on 360. Had so much fun. lol

I'm just happy to hear Matt Damon has played Myst.

I remember when I used to watch his channel when he played just cause 3. Still my favorite channel

I had an advert for the Bourne films collection. Seems apt tbh

Toothless in wapping 2 looks AMAZING

That Wham joke... I almost died laughing!

When he runs it reminds me of Reinhardt's boost. (Because he looks almost uncontrollable)

Holy hell that death animation is fucking gold!

"It's like watching FOX News" nice one Dan.

This used to be my favourite game for a while

I really enjoyed this game, got it as a christmas present when I was like 14, it was a more arcadier splinter cell

Alright, 30 second Let's Play, let's go.

the game actually has a really strong atmosphere, i'm impressed.

Sometimes you've just got to drop a boat

Jason Bourne has been taking Mega-Kick lessons from Scipio Africanus.

At the end is that what would have happened if the guy from his Saints row completes didn't "survive a boat explotion"

10:25 "It's high noon"

The how do I kill this man puzzle is the most difficult puzzle to solve

I've watched n3 like since before 500 subs, my childhood crush has always been n3 and I'm now 14 and have been a fan for as long as I remember ... I got into gaming because of nerd cubed and recently loved the planet coaster vids! They remind me of how I got rollercoaster tycoon 3 so I could be cool like him 😂😂

At around 1:40 **woman speaking French** Dan: "I understand Dutch"

Loved the only fools reference of densel

Wow a movie tie-in game that's good!

Wow Dan, you're on your game today!

what game did you play where you have to find a reck in the ocean with planes and buoys

2:44 silly Dan, this is Holland, not France

i remember playng it a bit in a store, considering buying it and then i had to fight a guy, i just went home the thing was taking so long.

Did anyone else see the booth bench jammed up against the wall at 2:39?

I'm surprised it's taken [redacted] years for him to [redacted] this game.

OMG I REMEMBER THIS GAME I PLAYED IT SO MUCH!

I totally played this when I was younger

2:06 ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS WATCH YOUR BACK BORN

I got an advert for Bourne before this hmmmmmmmmmmm

Omfg.... everyone missed the wrong way facing booth at 2:39. It's literally just a booth facing a wall wtf.... Dan needs to see this....

Watching this I'm surprised that Dan has never played Splinter Cell: Conviction, both modes!!

Jason Bourne? more like Jason Bored.

Oh, I remember this game i bought it a game stop like 3 or 4 years ago for 15 dollars. I beat it in one day but i liked it

Has another else noticed that the sweater Jason Bourne is wearing is almost completely identical to the one Sam Fisher wears in Splinter Cell Conviction?

Wow, I'll never see the movies in the same way again.

DAN YOU MISSED THE OBVIOUS SMASH MOUTH JOKE WHEN ASKING "WHAT'S PLAYING" YOU'VE FAILED ME

I don't know about you guys but I think Dan is the [REDACTED] RU-vidr he's videos are so [REDACTED] and he's jokes are [REDACTED] he is over all [REDACTED] Dan is the embodiment of [REDACTED]

This was a good game back in the day!

Why cant I stop laughing at the end!

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!

Oh the bill hicks skit about the film

So mate, when is the playtrue off ff 15 daniel. im so exited for it man.

I fucking love this game I'm soo glad your playing it it's soo underated

This game is a pile of [REDACTED]...great

The fighting and takedowns reminds me of sleeping dogs

It's funny I got an advert for the new bourne movie

lol I had a Jason Bourne DVD ad before I watched this

I guess if you cut open all the ballast tanks then chucked into the water, it would have been quite disabled

Oh snap, that black boss fight guy reminded me that I need to finish Luke cage

This game has more jump cuts than a vlogger

Nerdcubed really likes the word redacted

wait, matt damon was in jason bournes (i may be totally wrong, because i dont know very much jason bourne, just the name), so let me guess, we had to retrieve Jason Bourne, right?

I FUCKING LOVED THIS GAME

did he just..? 2:00 he did! nerdcubed is smart enough to see how bs fox is! my respect for you has *intensified!*

Ayyy 30 second let's play, let's go.

I just got the Jason bourne advert on this Jason bourne video..

I love this game so much

Strangely I got a Bourne ad before this