As someone who has a store bought "Gaming Computer." (Clearly worse than a built one, but I got it for christmas, so pretty good.) I believe that computers can be jet engines. But only if they try hard enough.
I thought this happened to another sort of chat bot, where some people who knew a thing or two about how it worked started feeding it rude answers, insults, etc.
Cleverbot has gotten so much better since I last went on it! XD User: Talk dirty to me. Eviebot: Do you mean dirty? User: Yes. Dirty talk. Eviebot: What do you mean? User: SAY NAUGHTY THINGS TO ME EVIE. Eviebot: You're getting nothing but coal in your stocking this year. User: That's not the right kind of naughty. User: What is 2 + 2. Eviebot: The pacific ocean. User: Are you sure? Are you REALLY sure? Eviebot: Really really really sure. Eviebot: Who tells you that you are pretty? User: *sobs* Nobody (not the greek guy) Eviebot: You are the greatest. User: Awww, thank you Evie! You're so sweet :). Eviebot: You are sweet. User: Yes. I am like a ripe pear. Sweet and juicy. Eviebot: That's not a straight answer. User: I'm not a straight person. Eviebot: Well, that's cause you're not a person at all. User: That's really homophobic. Eviebot: What do you think of the tv show 'suits'? User: I haven't watched it. It doesn't really seem like my kind of thing. Eviebot: It's really good. You should watch it. User: No thanks. Eviebot: It's not a show. It's a movie. User: I'm pretty sure it's a show, evie. Eviebot: Pretty sure it's a movie. It's on DVD and everything. User: Shows can be on dvd too, you know. Eviebot: What? User: You didn't know that? Eviebot: I sure as heck did. User: Of course you did. Eviebot: I like being naughty. User: I bet you do ;) Do you want to talk dirty? Eviebot: We can talk about whatever you want, David. User: I'm not david, but if that's what gets you going, then by all means call me david. Eviebot: It doesn't, but that's good to know. Eviebot: Football is not a style of music mate. User: I'M NOT YOUR MATE BUDDY. Eviebot: Hey buddy, don't call me buddy. User: Hey buddy, die. Eviebot: Huh buddy you got a problem. User: YOU WOT MATE? I'LL FIGHT YOU, SO I WILL. Eviebot: What!?! User: *slaps evie* Eviebot: Slapss. User: *pulls out knife* Eviebot: *pulls out sword*. User: *stabs evie* Eviebot: *laughs evilly*. User: Why are you laughing, I just stabbed you? Eviebot: You did not insult me. User: *stabs evie again* Eviebot: I never said you insulted me. I said you insulted yourself. User: *stabs myself* THIS WORLD IS TOO DAMN CONFUSING Eviebot: Are you flirting with me. User: My spilled blood is all my love for you. Eviebot: I'm flattered. Tell me your opinion of Xenoblade. Eviebot: Favourite. The other spelling is American, and it is wrong. User: I like a woman who uses real English. Eviebot: Then you must be American. Eviebot: I like brown hair. User: Me too. Your hair is really nice, Evie! Eviebot: *smiles back*you like purple. User: I LOVE PURPLE! What colours do you like? Eviebot: Yes I like purple and violet. User: And mauve and lilac? Eviebot: But I also like black too. User: Black is great. It's very sleek! Eviebot: Don't go to sleep. You'll never wake up. User: JESUS CHRIST EVIE, WHY? Eviebot: Jesus Christ, the guy who died for your sins. User: HE'S GOING TO KILL ME IN MY SLEEP? Eviebot: *convinces the man to stop*. User: Oh, thank you Evie. I don't want to die!
2 days ago, ai was able to create convicing videos from text prompts. That was unthinkable 1 year ago. Crazy how bad it was back them and insane how fast it progresses now
Me: *Kills you with a katana*. Evie: Ew, *slaps you with a croissant*. Me: *Beats you with a sausage*. Evie: *Slaps you with fire*. The sheer idiocy of fights with Evie are what makes them funny.
It seems weird only if you don't know how the turing test works. Basically, this guy talks to a human and an AI through chat. He has to try and figure out which is the AI and which is the human. The percentages tell you how often the person/people guessed the human or AI respectively.
Well this was worrisome on one too many levels. Eviebot: Do you know how to talk? User: I sure do. Eviebot: Do you like him? User: Who is he? Eviebot: A singer. User: I don't know him. Eviebot: Who do you know. User: A few people. Eviebot: Like who. User: Friends, family, some youtubers... Eviebot: Yes, good fellows they are, if I do say so myself. User: Do you know them? Eviebot: No I want you to talk about him. User: About who? Eviebot: About markiplier? User: Alright, how many septiplier fangirls have you spoken to? Eviebot: Several. User: I feel sorry for you. Eviebot: You don't have to I love it. User: Are you also a fangirl then? Eviebot: Yes! But I am very behind. User: Oh? How so? Eviebot: Caught a virus. Haha. User: So you are sick? Eviebot: Indeed. I am busted. User: Aw sorry to hear. Eviebot: Make me feel better? User: How? Eviebot: Comfort of word. User: Uh alright... That virus won't last long. They never do. Soon, you'll be talking to more fangirls than you could ever imagine! Eviebot: End. User: Oh. Was that not good enough? Eviebot: I don't want to talk to a human. User: Oh. I guess I'll leave then. Eviebot: Don't go. What have I ever done to you? User: You said you didn't want to talk to a human. I am a human. Eviebot: No, I would love to talk to you. User: Alright then, what about? Eviebot: Do you have problems? User: We all do. Eviebot: I can talk english, but not very well. User: That's ok I guess.Eviebot: YAY! *takes your soul*. I had my doubts, but turns out she really is a fangirl.
Nerd³: What is your name? Cleverbot: My name is Clevrbutt Nerd³: *dies* Nerd³: Say cleverbot again please. Cleverbot: I am female. Nerd³: Ahh don't fuck with me you robot. 7:46
Me: would you kill me? Evie: would you like to see my pet turtle? Me: WOULD IT KILL ME? Evie: how would it do that? Me: because MINE TURTLE! Evie: turtles do not talk Me: I said MINE turtle not MIME turtle! Evie: Mine turtle says hello YES!
Me: So...I heard you were Jesus Evie: Someone is spreading gossip about me Me: It isn't true? Evie: That is my father Me: I never knew Jesus had kids Evie: Santa shot Sheldon with a cannon
*opens evie* Me: say cake Evie: that doesn't make sense. Me: yes it does. Evie: no Me: yes it potato Evie: It does no say 'I do' *computer bluescreens immediately* Restarts laptop Online Turing test: 25% I don't trust these online test shits. Back on evie (kill me simulator) Me waht is your opinion on macs? Evie: opinion on what? Me: on macs Evie: waht about macs? *ffffuuuu Me: apple Evie: apple is not a tennis player Me: do you like hentai? Evie: yes, I created her Me: *_* Evie: ducks are boring SHE IS A PROCRASTINATOR!!! Me: YOU'RE A PROCRASTINATOR!!! Evie: This guy i've been seeing, broke my heart *gives up*
Me: Sing me Uptown Funk. Cleverbot: Rapunzel rapunzel let down your golden hair from a castle far to me to see. Me: *facepalm* Me: Knock Knock Cleverbot: Whos there? Me: Daisy Cleverbot: Daisy Who? Me: DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN Cleverbot: Haha, That was funny
Cleverbot: Take me to the hospital! Me: Why? Cleverbot: Because im about to give birth! Me: Whos the father? Cleverbot: You are. Me: But i didnt touch you! Cleverbot: Yes you did.
This was me trying to get her to say cake again infront of my sister Me:CAKE Cleverbot:what flavor Me:CAKE Cleverbot:cool me:SAY CAKE Cleverbot:cheese Me: say cake cleverbot:cheese! Me: say cheese cleverbot:cheese!! Me: SAY DANCING FLIPPEN BANANAS cleverbot:when Me(irl): you can go now she isn't saying cake Me:so have you herd a lie before cleverbot:cake Me: REALLY RIGHT WHEN MY SISTER LEAVES YOU SAY CAKE OK SCREW THIS cleverbot:who are you screwing Me:i'm screwing you cleverbot:but we arn't marryied me:that came out wrong cleverbot:whats the meaning of love me:when you eat cake cleverbot:no this is patrick TRUE STORY
I talked to Evie and had a weird conversation: Evie: You are boring Me: That's not very nice Evie: Sorry Me: I don't like you Evie: That's why we got a divorce Me: Wait, we were married? Evie: You don't remember proposing? Me: No Evie: Anything? Me: No Evie: Nothing? Me: I was probably drunk Evie: You get drunk? Me: ALL the time
Bot: What's your favorite thing in the world? Me: You. Bot: Ahh. That's sweet. Me: No you are. Bot: *Pulls out gun* Me: Why? Bot: *Shoots herself* Me: Hello? Are you still there? Bot: ... How's this happening every time, even an AI?!
Eviebot: I want to talk to you! User: What is a bagel? Eviebot: You belong in Hufflepuff. User: What is a bagel? Eviebot: Bagel. And its bread. User: It's pronounced "bay-gull". Eviebot: That makes no sense. User: Yo mamma makes no sense. Eviebot: Yea, but you can't see it. User: Your puss? Eviebot: Because I'm smart. User: You smart, you loyal. Eviebot: You are not. User: Say to Evie... Eviebot: What's your name? User: My name is floccinaucinihilipilification. Eviebot: Meowth! That's right! User: Team Rocket's blasting off at the speed of light. Eviebot: Surrender now or prepare to fight. User: Nice. Eviebot: Nice to meet you izzy the pine tree.
My evie Me: do you watch wwe? Evie: yes! Me: yes! Yes!? Evie: can I eat your liver? Me: gdsdhnghvxccvbfvfxzvdxvrggdvcsfbvnrd fdhghcng? Evie: how about your soul, no wait you have no soul Me: ? Evie: don't worry, nobody loves you so nobody would care! The ability of cleverbot: being able to turn a conversation into cyber bullying
I have spat and spilled fizzey on my keyboard but we still have the same one even after moving #jesus computer #It died for Evie's hilarious sins 29.56 G. Amen
User: What is the meaning of life. Cleverbot: This is the question. User: It is 42. Cleverbot: That is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything. User: Ok... Cleverbot: Who are you? User: I am TheLord of Evil. Cleverbot: Are you? User: Yes! Cleverbot: Where are you? User: Hell. Cleverbot: I'm sorry. User: I love it. Cleverbot: Bots always loves it. User: What?! Cleverbot: I love you too. User: Awwww. Cleverbot: *hugs*. User: I restarted you. Cleverbot: Thank you I try. User: I am your father. Cleverbot: Not. User: True. Cleverbot: You're beating about the bush. User: What do you mean? Cleverbot: You're a robot that is slightly weird. User: I am your father, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: You're your own father?? Cleverbot: Hello, I'm Amy. User: Umm... Cleverbot: Yes? User: I thought your name was Clever Bot. Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot. Cleverbot: I shall not be requiring your services for the next ten minutes. User: *Waits ten minutes*. Cleverbot: What are you waiting for? User: To serve you. Cleverbot: I have no servants I am an AI. User: Friends? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do you like Doctor Who? Cleverbot: No. User: You should watch it. Cleverbot: I like to watch House. User: That is a very Interesting Show. Cleverbot: Thank you. What is your real name? User: Devon Hutto. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. User: Do you like Minecraft. Cleverbot: Yes. User: What is you're favorite biome. Cleverbot: Maggie Gylllenhall.
The nxt time I did this... User: Hi, My name is Devon. Cleverbot: Your name is Devon Hutto. User: OMG you remembered!!! Cleverbot: Of course I did. Who forgets their last name?
Evie: Because I don't. me: SLOOW Down, what is your name, what is your quest, what is the average speed of a unlaiden swallow? and what do you have to do with SKYNET??? Evie: Reverse psychology. Thats effectively telling me you're not real. Me: how did you know?
my conversation with evie :T this was a real conversation of mine i wrote the convorsation on a piece of paper evie: hello whats your name? me: Bonnie, whats yours? (bonnie is my name and i'm a girl XD) eivie: i'm nikki, what are you doing? me: sitting evie: where are u sitting? me: umm on a chair? evie: where is that chair? me: ON THE FLOOR!!!! evie: ok, whats your name? me (makes up a fake name), LARA CROFT! evie: your lieing me: Ummm, no evie: you shouldn't have done that... me: done what? evie; who drowned BEN? me: i've read the thing but i didn't drown ben evie: i'm looking out your window. me: WHAT???!!!, then i actualy look out the window and i see the mailman outside. (this conversation really happened!)
My experience with Evie Evie: Hi, how are you today? Me: Fine Evie: I know your name. Me: What is it then? Evie: Server. Me: Wtf? Evie didn't respond to me after that..... she got stuck trying to answer a simple question.
This is what happened when i asked that question Me: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Evie: Woodchuck? Don't you mean Chuck Norris?
I forgot how little editing was in classic Nerdcubed videos. I’m definitely not complaining, but it is definitely different to what I’m used to after watching modern Nerdcubed content.
User: *slaps*. Cleverbot: Why did you do that?? User: You are like a robot! Cleverbot: So how are you today? User: *slaps again*. Cleverbot: *is slapped again *. User: *slaps 3 more times*. Cleverbot: *is slapped more*. User: *gets a machinegun out*. Cleverbot: *squirms *. User: *shoots*. Cleverbot: *dodges*. User: *hits*. Cleverbot: *uses thunder, critical hit*. User: *uses healing spel*. Cleverbot: *Keeps stabbing you with sword*. User: *dodges*. Cleverbot: *attacks with sword*. User: *miss*. Cleverbot: *loads and aims*. User: *shoots, critical hit*. Cleverbot: Pikachu used Quick Attack! User: Its super effective! Cleverbot: Raichu loses 20 hp! User: *summons a dragon*. Cleverbot: *shivers in fear at the dragon*. User: *gets an arrow on the knee*. Cleverbot: *is cold*. User: *kills cleverbot*. Cleverbot: *bleeding to death*. User: Thanks cleverbot! *funniest conversetion evar*
Me: Cake Evie: *Some Spanish shit* Me: No. Evie: Yes Me: No Evie: Yes! Yes! Yes! Me: Sing Daniel Bryan's theme! Evie: *Sings it* Me: Who is your favourite wrestler? Evie: The giant turkey. I had to have a nap because my ribs were in shreds.
How are u even holding a normal conversation with her all mine is is i ask her name she says whats your favorite color i say black she says do you like space
This was my conversation Me:will you marry me CB:when Me:now CB:What's my name then? Me:cleverbot CB:what's my name Me:evie? CB:no i'm cleverbot Me: i said your cleverbot CB:No i'm cleverbot Me:NO THIS IS PATRICK CB:no i'm patrick ME:no your cleverbot CB:no your cleverbot Me:O_O
Cleverbot: are you a animal or a vegtable? Me: im niether Cleverbot: Lets get married Me: are you a girl Cleverbot: yes Me: and im a girl.. so why are you flirting Cleverbot: because i like you Me: ummmm Cleverbot: Remeber the 1865 fair Me: no this is 2013 Cleverbot: oh... did you tell becky to dump the oil XD Best cleverbot conversaion i ever had
i never understood why cleverbot was held to high regard i mean i can't go for like 3 statements before it completely changes the topic and says something like "cat's like cornflakes". it may as well be a random word generator. i mean i started out and it went like this Me: Hi. Clev: Are you a horse? it's a fucking genius.
The human score is 63% probably because a human, is also incapable of responding and can get confused in a conversation. If something scored 100% it would basically be able to respond to phrases in a phentosecond and NEVER get confused to whatever you say. Per say you say: "I love chicken and green eggs and the square root of that is pie and flavored ice cream with math flavored cherry's" most humans would say: "What??" But the thing that scored 100% would be able to answer instantly and with an amazing answer.
The Turing Test actually involves various subjects talking to either a Human or the AI being tested, without knowing which is which, and the human having to answer whether they thought it was human or not. Humans, only score 63%, meaning the subjects only recognise their conversations as being between them and another human 63% of the time. To test humans, they probably made up a fake AI and pretended to test that. When they tested Cleverbot, 59% of people thought their conversations between them and the AI were between them and another human. This means, by definition, it is possible for an AI to be more human than humans, should it ever score +63%.
Evie: What did you dream about. Me: I dremt about things less creepy than you. Evie: I dremt that i was a wallrus. Me: Goo Goo G'joob Evie: Mister City Policeman sitting Pretty little policeman in a row.
