NERD PLAYS SOCCER (football) *ankles broken* 

School like Mbape 😂

That’s like me

Joshua Pevy your right with his hands

#MCEW yo I just subscribed to ur channel because I love the nerd playing football video. So I wanted to ask you if you could make a part 2 of this video. I really loved❤️❤️❤️ it.

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Is in Brazil, Argentina is so bad in football =)

@@roquexitadin1123 realy?

All are an ugly football players, if compare, he is not special, and how about goalkeaper with no hands?, Signed by ( one argentinean.) P.S This in the States i guess, only girls are good in that sport.

Or maybe Brazil or Uruguay

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MrSporkster He isn't that bad either.Just decent.

@@htownsmookie6004 ye

@@htownsmookie6004 in 12 and people at my school are better

Rocco is a turtle neck dino yea a lot of people are better

Just some Asian panda with internet access ur a bot

Aidel Muzaffar omg bro he looks exactly like him but more skillful

😂😂

Loop

Que decís de marcos rojo gato?

Lol

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Soccer ⚽

@@ZyroPapuchon18too bad i am not believing jesus is god

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professor is actually good, this guy is thrash

Bruh, same for Nigeria, he prolly would been panna 300 times

@@meentage Bruh, why are you repeating your comments? Are you planning on repeating them 300 times?

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@@donatariogalatico3761 KOWALSKI CARECA

Pretty much England,Brazil,France,Spain ect pretty much the hole of Europe and Africa will have 10 year olds better than him lol

If he was in Brazil, that would be another story, here people are try hard

Qwert Y on god anyone from the uk will look like pele in America 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I could smack him along with his team alone lol he plays like a beginner barely can control the ball LMFAO America I'm coming bb

Not trynna hate but fr 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ he’s just a decent player

@@waitez1938 he's good but they barely can move 🤣 my 5 yo bro can beat them

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Ferroviário são paulo lkkkkkk

não tô zuando, conheço um mlk aqui da cidade(pequena e pobre) de 11 anos com mais pique/técnica que ele

@@zx._art079 o que mais tem

verdad de una manera

Obnoxious at best

Real

yeah the skill are so easy any one can do it if you play football. he suck if he come to england my 10 year old neighbor would end his career lol.

@@jesz5304 😂😂😂

He’s not that bad, he could play in mls but not European teams

@@Mm-vc6ly he can't even play with my little brothers team. Its just stupid what he does.

Same

Thomas Whyley indeed

As a german I would say Nein nein nein nein nein (der kommt mir nicht aufs Feld) means he would not be on my pitch

No even Americans are thinking he’s awful

StrifeX Haha, er ist so schlecht

@@lasseboss6728 da bin ich als Zentral-Abwehr Spieler ja besser aber er fühlt sich schon krass.. mit seiner Zidanerolle die konnt' ich schon in der G-Jugend..

It’s not football either it’s futbol

Dont be jealous here in the UK this is still decent

Ikr

Or here any European accent or language

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Mason Lvl. 33 unbelievably accurate

I’m in America and he’s garbage

Ahahahah that's very true hahaha

Im in America and hes garbage were not all like this

Mason Lvl. 33 do you masons try and play football after your silly Satananic rituals? Lmao

KVSINO lol same

This are storeotip channels

same....

Fake nerd look same 😂😂😂

I have

This dude is bad. Believe me, here in Brazil, literally, every fucking kid is way better than him.

@@Caio-gq4jy its brazil bud , u re brazilian , u got football talent all over ur blood😂😂

Bro I am from The Netherlands and I know a 10 year old guy that Is way way way better then him

@@Caio-gq4jy true

@@Caio-gq4jy Brazil is not a rich, safe place so they play football to reduce the trouble with the police.

lol ikr, but you would be a loser because you only play that way

ok a US player makes no where NEAR as much as other players in different countries. And that's not really an accomplishment US teams are BAD and i'm an american they are just not good.

Yes you would be...

Harry Ruane Come to the us and play pro here then

Omg i legit said same thing XD

Dattebayo

i’m an american 13 yro and i could clap him

@@michaelyoung7995 I'm from the UK I can bearly make it on the team if this is pro then I'm a legend 😂

Video games won’t take u any where

European???? 🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha

Just thought about that

Lol wut PLEASE let me know if you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the

Yeah it's a drum corps rehearsal, look up DCI, a drum corps group practices at the same soccer field area

That's how they're supposed to do it. And when it's a whole lineup doing it, it looks pretty cool actually

😂😂😂🎺🎺

Bro why is your username Ronaldhino is clear of Pessi ?? Messi is better

@@corydevious Because Ronaldinho>>>>>>>>>That Pen Merchant

@@RonaldinhoClearOfPessi Bet. Who has more ballon d’ors ? Messi. Who has more golden boot ? Messi. Who has more goals ? Messi. Who has more assists ? Messi. Who has more ucl ? Messi. Who has more ligue 1 ? Messi. Who has more copa amercia ? Messi. Who has more g/a ? Messi. Who has more penalties given Messi or Ronaldo ? it’s Ronaldo. Who has more golden shoe ? Messi. Who will win the super ballon d’or and get more then Ronaldhino? Messi. Who has more ballon d’or points ? Messi. Who has a better best scoring year ? Messi. Who has more la Liga ? Messi. Who has more wins in el Classico ? Messi. Who has more man of the match ? Messi. Who has more Olympic gold Medal ? Messi. Who has more copa del ray ? Messi. Who has more fifa club World Cup ? Messi. Who has more Uefa super cup ? Messi. Who has more trophies ? Messi. Who has more awards ? Messi. Who dominated more in the World Cup ? Messi. Who has more goals for Barcalona ? Messi. Who has more Hattricks ? Messi. Who has more goals scored for psg ? Messi. Who has more international goals ? Messi. Who has more dribbles complete ? Messi. Who has more matches won ? Messi. Who did Ronaldinho say is the Greatest football player of all time ? Messi. Messi has scored 91 goals in one year more then Ronaldinho’s most goals in a year. Who’s gonna cry and call everything I said rigged ? YOU Who is better ? Messi. Who said messi is the goat ? Ronaldinho. Who’s a Ronaldinho meat rider ? you. End of discussion.. I will not even bother to listen to your wild opinions again

DenzoGamin 🤣🤣🤣

Ikr

Jajajajaa

Porque es tan pequeña la portería ?

He would go back to America in crutches

Why

le roban todo si viene a sudamerica

@@Martin.fortner watch English football and you’ll see

Yeah man or even africa or Arabic countries

You like skills ? :D

Boring

Same. -____-

Same

Lol same XD

Respect man ✊ respect

He only said that because he thought it would be easy competition

1:35 me looking for the red shirt guy lol

jingdex bolandos XD nice one

@@ok-dr6sw one guys barefoot I doubt they're taking this seriously

Fr lol

Mexico they can’t even pass the forth match, pls don’t get concussed by the American media saying that Mexico is a football super power, they are a 3/4 tier team l. I would even say that the usa has a better football team rn

​@@pointer4149 The US has an inferior team, the only reason why it's doing better than El Tri rn is because the coach that's been put in place at El Tri is an absolute moron. If we do a team comparison between the US and México between 2010 and 2018, there isn't even a competition, México just dominates the whole way through.

FOOTBALL

@@pointer4149 🥱 sure.

Pero tu tampoco eres mesi aquí,no?

Yo tambien soy de españa

@@KASHANGAMINGYT2410 Jajaja alto salame

En españa eso solo da para limpiarse los dedos

El futbol en Estados Unidos es una mierda, la verdad

Frontin 😂 come on dude he can play

I know exactly what you mean. Lol. He’s decent knows the basics

Pedro Hernandez oh the basics, you’d beat him one on one or wat? 😂

TRINITY- S!LVER It depends if you call the game soccer or not

Nathan Vallin I would.

In brazil or south america in general any 6 year old would smoke him

Yess hahahahaha!

@@friedmiracle9960 europe ia better at football actually

@@thisdude7569 south america had more speed and skills

@@basedfloppa3728 had is the key word .... 20 years ago

In the US, this is a mostly a girl's sport. So yeah, it's a niche sport that little people dedicate any time to.

In uk this would still be decent football, not good but decent, dont hate this man and talk bad bout his skills

@@ciggy.fe11 nah it wouldn't be decent. Main mistake is in the UK, if yiu tried this you'd get 2 footed in the chest by some ginger before calling him a twat.

@@ciggy.fe11 also his skills are the equivalent of Gio Wise dribbling

@@ciggy.fe11 In the UK yes, but not in Europe or Spanish America.

in south america they wouldnt let him play.

In Honduras he wouldn't play either. Unless the are no more options left

Brazil

Soccer sucks

Damn

Bern Esch u look like my pinkie toe lmao

HQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Your hilarious dude! Keep it up

Bern Esch ahhahahaha me too

Connor Stroud you don’t even have a face pic Stroud sounds like the name of a french countryside city

I was thing the same thing

Também achei isso, o conceito de bom para os americanos não chega perto de um brasileiro.

Ksksksk isso daí é baba para a gente

How can you speak English ?

@@idrisraheem4269 what do you mean by " how can you speak English"? anyone can learn this language

Pse tbm acho cara lixo

Dbz d 😂😂😂

love the pfp and thats true

And Australia for some reason

Facxx

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@@KolliOde hahhahahah big ass loser

@Yeeticus 473 and lost to U17 8-2

@@Santiago-07wckeo and England beat them 6-0

Santi well men and women aren’t really equal when it comes to physical stuff

It's true tho😂😂😂

with a tattoo and that outfit. nerd alright LOL

Yea until the kindergarteners join then u have no chance

Expensivest nerd ever

Ikr

I think they didn't want to play with him cus nerds actually dress better.

:)

Yeah. They wear graphic tees with cargo pants and new balance shoes. Not this.

Yeah like I feel attacked right now. I wear that without the crazy socks and suspenders on the daily lmao

I’m a nerd/weeb and I just wear sweatpants and anime shirts

More like never dressed like that

David luiz*

As an Arsenal fan, I can confirm David Luiz is basically just Ronald McDonald from the favelas

Lmaoooo

Edward Taylor Shkrodan Mistafi not Davi Liz 😂

Ashwin Muraleeskumar mustafi

O7D hahahah because they are idiots

If that was my teammate he was long gone

O7D I’m Brazilian bruh that’s exactly what I was thinking about it

Thats so true lol

I’m American and I’ve seen so much better than that.

Oliver Humphrey futbol*

Very possible. Man when I was a kid, would play football before school, break times, lunch, after school, go home for dinner and back out playing football til it was too dark to play anymore. I miss that life, good times!

Well obviously, people who have it hard give it their all when it comes to football

Ur probably right ,but this is just a small portion of grown people who only got body but no skill it would be nice if the people ik could play a tournament against those who say Americans are trash not beef or anything but just for fun to actually see if we are that bad(us isn’t my birth country ,but I love it either way)

Thank God we have Football, Baseball, and Basketball or Europe would never win a World Cup.

same

@@McEw you are not that good

so you have to see him against south american 1 year old

@@McEw was the video shot in 120fps???

Hes not that bad there's not much difference only Europe focuses more on being tactical while we focus more on Physical

even he trys to *whisper* impress girls T_T u did see he was going close to pepole and then st retching then backflip 2:22 i cringed but only if he did NOT try to impress girls i was gonna say wow

He played average

He never says that he was going to play good either so it's your fault cause you watch it🙄

Hes no where near pro, but better than most Athletic average joe. Prob better than you, post a video so prove me wrong. Keyboard warriors these days lol

I have to say if your trash talking what about you challenge him ey? What I thought

At least he's not maining Vayne lol

100% right

Well he is american

It's America what do u expect?

@@SteveDaBozz good players don't come from America? Pulisic? Howard?

Xd he did

Twe Foju well he kinda did at the end

Twe Foju your acting like you can do better XD 🤣

Yeah the dude did everything I could do at 12 yrs old, and I’m a girl

@@bandz2512 seriously? what is so special? i mean, every 15-16 year old can do what he just did.

You know you are allowed to use hands while goal keeping right?

@@harish123az yes, I do suck at soccer but I'm not a dumbass😂

am still waiting too

Lol hes shit haha

BS aside, I play better than this guy.

@@ElLuis3 lmao yeah

Lol I agree

Jerry ixx I haven’t heard anything more true in my life

MankyTomatoSoup 😂😂😂😂💔

That's such a stupid thing to say lmao.

fact

Don't use youtube if you hate america

In Portugal he would get destroyed by 13 years old fr

@@gcampos77 I think 10 is enough

The same thing happened to them when I was playing basketball with them tho

Try to play in brazil 😉

@@reyadr225ahah no Brasil são só brincas na areia, aprendam a jogar a sério na tuga dread

john i i bruh this isn’t fortnite they’re not noobs they just trash

Hes bad but hes playing with a bunch o bad players

He’s playing with a bunch of Somalians that come hijack the game, whine and bitch over every out of bounds like it’s the cl final or which team plays next. Then hack you because unlike you, they don’t have to worry about work the next Monday

john i that’s why I rarely play there anymore

newbie instead of noob

For real tho

But soccer's fun 4 people

@@teamki0ne737 no football is

@@teamki0ne737 football is this⚽️ not this🏈❌

IQ JOE so what’s this 🏈?

Was nursery school

He literally played against people who barely play.

Hes not as good as pro, but Definitely better than your average Athletic joe. Probably better than you, prove me wrong and post a video, make sure u include a middle finger for me so ill feel stupid. Keyboard warriors these days lol

henry 370z Tbh this guy is about the usual player you see. Not saying he’s not good but I’ve seen about his lvl or even better players. And looks like he’s playing against people who don’t even play in a daily bases or less. Most of the skills can be done by anyone who has played football for a while.

Manchester United

Yo wth

Ry .9 he’d get crunched 😂😂

Yeah thats why he sport is irrelevant

Ry .9 this dude would get crushed in europe

​@@propa1nanc532 ​ ProPA1N ANC I always plays with 19 years old guys (my age), sometimes i observe 12 years old kids playing football and if he play with that 12 years old kids he would definitely crunched (I'm brazilian, i forgot to say that hahah)

In the uk its all about keeping it simple and every man doing their job even in 5-aside but in the us it looks like most players like to dribble and try skills far too much and if they played in the uk theyd get snapped ahah.

so true xd

He doesn’t look good even for North America. That’s recreational soccer, not competitive football.

So true, but the sport is a joke full of people who are beta as hell.

Africa too

Shua nigga what you mean

Justin MT261004 Italy too man 💪🏻

Spanish

Poland too

I think the world agree.

Brasil

No soccer and football

In the U.S it's soccer, anywhere else is just football.

It’s originally soccer but outside of the US is football⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🏈🏈🚫🚫❌❌

@@Selameti_asumama I was accidentally born on a work trip in Texas, I'm American But... i never said soccer I'm not retarded

@@Selameti_asumama we are not perfect, let's first eliminate school shootings and massacres and then talk about being better than Europeans, every day in Texas can be my last day

been 3 months still waiting

why are there so many elitist douche bags like you in the comments hating on him? He's just having some fun who cares if he's good or not

@@archit1048 been 7 monts still waiting

@@faganhuseynov5765 😅

It doesn't impress me at all!😤

Football*

Diego Fernando futbol

True this guy doesn't even has skills he just knows how to kick a ball

Why do Americans call it football, why not American rugby 🤷

Because rugby is the same shit than the american football just that they dont wear protective suits while soccer is way different it requires a lot of skill no steroids haha

Except maybe China and Somalia? Kinda looks like that's who he was playing against.

LoL in those country’s like Netherlands Belgia Spain etc he will get rekt easy

there's always a Asian that's better than you...

Germany, Denmark etc. lol

@@56564564nfghgfhj Eritreans are the best defenders all the injera make them strong