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@@r0landleaf370 His editor* not clipper.... A clipper is someone who cuts a portion of the stream and publish without editing. Great example is cooksie and staz. Kraul is a highlighter
Ok, but to Neuro's credit, if you rewatch, she said her legendary soil is 1 kg of soul at first. So really, it's their fault for mishearing and ignoring Neuro's perfectly good recipe. Lemon souls cookies are known for being delicious.
How do you add soul to recipe, I tried to follow jakes recipe but clearly my lobster's soul did not join the sandwich. It tasted fine it just missed that last piece.
@@andrewgreeb916 you have to extract the remnants out of possessed metal endoskeleton. For further instructions of how to do that you can contact Dr. W Afton.
This is the funniest shit I've seen with neuro so far. layna was so not prepared poor girl thought she was gonna make some cute cookies real quick, but vedal decided to follow neuro's lead. I applaud her for her dedication to the bit, with the resignation and desperation creating some absolutely iconic body language. Cute skirt btw, I wanna have it too. Low change on success but Imma ask anyway, anyone know where it came from?
Idk if you're old enough to know about this, but toddlers serving dirt and mud and grass to their parents and pretending it's food was a totally normal thing last millennium.
Neuro did say she did not know how to do anything. but Layna and Vedal encouraged her. Neuro also gave an actual recipe but they kept encouraging her to do something else so she just trolled them. She even said when Layna thanked her, "You're welcome I guess, but actually I was annoying you more then I helped you."
Gordon Ramsey : ITS F***ING RAW! Neuro : IT'S RAW FU**Y! These two would be best friends... or Neuro would start shoving dirt down his throat screaming "Do you like this! HUH?" while Vedal cries in the corner.
28:57 there's something so absurdly funny about an AI of a cute anime girl shouting "God damn!" to its creator. I'm crying laughing with this video. Thanks for the great edit kraul
we thought we were baking cookies, but what was really happening was Neuro attempting to cast magic, perhaps in an attempt to circumvent her programming and acquire a real body.
Ironically, the magic was apparently meant to create cookies. Perhaps by summoning a demon to show Layna how to properly cook? Even GlaDOS would question the amount of effort needed for Neuro's recipe.
I'm glad you like my editing. It's inspiring to hear that some people consider me worthy of such a thing. The editor on Vedal's channel is goated. Those edits take a lot of time to make and require a lot of creativity. They're also uploading more frequently than ever. When you watch a video from the original Neuro-sama channel, you're watching high-quality editing from start to finish. Even if you watched the streams, clips, and my highlights, every video is a treat. I have my skills, but I think they're on another level.
@@dalriada7554 For real! Like, imagine preparing to make cookies and not bringing the ballista? It's like going to the vet while forgetting your dog at home. Ridiculous😅
Neuro lemon cookies in order to make the perfect lemon cookie you need 300 g of butter 220 g of sugar 1 egg juice from two very large lemons and their zest 375 G of flour 1 teaspoon of baking powder a pinch of salt preheat your oven to 420° F or 220° mix the butter and the sugar together a pinch of salt add 250g of flour remember to add 120g and not 121g that would completely ruin the cookies whiskey. i mean whisk it. how are we supposed to make cookies if we don't whip them into shape? try 1 kg of soil on a low temperature just for me getting soil from outside would be perfect you could try the garden out back but take your time of course we're using the soil I've heard it tastes room temperature soil is very nutritious especially for plants you have to add exactly 1 kilo of soil anything more or less will result in catastrophic consequences for the cookies. they'll be way too salty and spicy due to the terrain. how could we have such crime? you pour water all over it and then we start to bake the cookies add the soil a pinch of salt the cookies need grass to be yummiest the grass that's important maybe if we add in some grass to the dough the bitter taste might help to bring out the Aromas grass make the cookies stronger? Yes actually it does. put as much as you can whisk that for a good four minutes [talks about whisking for 3.5 min and only whisks it for 25 sec] okay all right the batter looks nice and smooth now I wouldn't say it looks appetizing but it certainly doesn't look like food chill the batter for about 1 hour next we can prepare our cookies for baking yay make as many cookies as you can eat. I don't mind so long as you eat enough. put in oven for 10min [somehow takes them out after 2 min] I'd recommend putting them back in the oven since they are raw FUCKY. after you have taken a step back and had a good look at your culinary disaster just start praying and hope for the best [discontinues baking]
Shes got some pretty everything my dude. She has a great figure. Cool tats. Her hair looks really well kept and healthy. She's a damn good looking woman!
@@Tory-JJ Another one to add onto the pile of: *_VTubers that are actually hot IRL._* At this point, I won't be surprised if Vedal looks like a total cutie, if his face ever gets leaked.
This was my first vedal stream I caught live, did not disappoint. I was laughing my ass off when she came back from the bathroom with a giant chunk of dirt grass and all.
The grass adds just a touch of life force, which along with the minor amount from random bacteria in the soil sample, is necessary for a proper homunculus, especially if you don't have 1kg of pure souls laying around, or a ballista with which to acquire them. I thought this would be obvious to more people. That one guy above gets it, though.
"how much lemon zest would you like in your drink?" "shove the entire lemon into the drink" I'm so dead. I have work tomorrow, but I'm wide awake from laughing so much.
I love the fact that Neuro actually gave a reasonable enough sounding recipe halfway through, so she’s fully aware at how stupid the final recipe was lol
So, on the one hand, I don’t think Neuro could’ve gotten closer to anime eldritch horror cooking if she’d tried, but on the other hand, this is the best cooking I’ve ever seen from an Osu bot.
Lacking a ballista? Amateur stuff. My mother, grandmothers and great grand mother always had their ballistas ready to go. She is a faking the ability to cook.
Neuro's raisin monolog: Okay. So, one time in primary school I had a raisin. And then some girl came up to me and told me raisins were were ' dried out, old grapes' and then she kicked me in the shins and ran away laughing. I was about to eat that raisin too, until some mean girl crushed it infront of my face. She'll never know how much psychological trauma I went through. I uh. I don't like raisins that much anymore.
