Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi (Disco Elysium - The Final Cut) 

Twirling my hair and kicking my legs like a teenage girl on the phone in a 2000s after school special rn

These phrases "Kim nods" or "He nods" are now engraved in my brain with this beautiful narrator's voice.

It's so weird to hear Kim swear. lol

kims cool and collected mannerism only makes the comedic lines even more funny

OMG This is the absolute best thing and I missed it in my playthrough! Seriously... Kim is without a doubt the best thing in this game and I would take a bullet for him.

fell to my knees at walmart

the grimness of his tone really sells it. and then he casually goes 'lets tally up the scores, shall we? :)'

omg i’m soooooo normal about him

im desperately and hopelessly in love with him

based Kim

YOU FELL FOR ONE OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS

The way Kim slowly turns into a "Regular disco elysium player" trought the game he started having all the brain cells and now both share one or two

They should have kissed after that

He's such a goofball when he comes out of his shell

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS GUY

this is obscene. foreplay

Why is it everything bad that happens to Harry is related to apricots?

Apricots defeated us again

This healed my morale.

I audibly gasped

im normal about him I swear

kim is the best :D

I fucking die

0:41

I respect you too much, Kim -oppa

This line just goes so hard, imagine him saying it after the tribunal like fuck me sideways this guy is cold af jesus fucking christ almighty

That's a good lesson to learn

How do you get so much Health and Morale?

I can be normal about Kim Kitsuragi. I can be normal, i swear

i love it lmao

That was so cringe. I love it

damn i missed that, picked the wrong choice