NEVER PLAYING THIS AGAIN 

What I've learned so far that Daz doesn't like in horror games: Basements Children and babies No sprint button No flaslight ( and limited flaslight with bateries) Balls (they creep him out)

Everyone: ja cu zzi Daz: shwacoozie

"this might be the nicest horror game I've played" - famous last words.

Daz when there’s no sprint button: “Oh great, I can’t run” Daz when there is a sprint button: “Oh great, I’m gonna have to run from something”

*Ghost breaths* “You got asthma, what’s the matter with ya” Daz black

Daz: “GO HOME SAMANTHA UR DRUNK!!” RU-vid: *H&M girl starts dancing*

2 minutes in daz: IM MOVING IN! 5 minutes later daz: IM MOVING OUT

"GO HOME SAMANTHA YOU'RE DRUNK!" Yep she definitely had that giant bottle of alcohol in the kitchen 😂

Because I had to go through this without the jumpscare/scariest moments list : (keep in mind that there is starting to be weird noises around minute 10) 13:00 13:13 13:50 14:15 14:55 15:58 16:27 17:05 17:18

“ITS GOT A JAWCUZI I’m moving in” I live for the way he says jacuzzi 🤣

Him screaming “Linda” scared me more than the actual game 😭

Daz: “I just wanna get in the jacuzzi and be done!” Me: Samara is gonna drown you in that jacuzzi

I'M LOVING THESE HORRORS DAZ

him screaming “LINDA” scared the shit outa me cause i wasnt paying attention

“Screw ur eyes I’ll sell em on eBay” 😂😂😭😭

*scared* "I'l have a pizza and a coke." the lady on the other end: "yep sure."

Only OG's can like this And where moving Thats it im going

“It’s an IKEA couch, nice and comfy” Daz Black - 2020

Daz: IV’E GOT TWO EYES! Also Daz: My neighbours must think I’m insane

“LINDA” *aggressively turns volume down*

nobody: literally no one: daz playing a horror game: "I HAVE A HUGE WALK IN CLOSET AND I BUY THIS??"

Daz: “screams at the top of his lungs” Ad: “get two extra large pizzas” Me: “wha what”

While you’re hiding in the comments, here’s an English lesson: There/their/they’re: They’re = They are Their = belongs to them There = a place(ex. over there) Your/you’re: Your = belongs to you You’re = you are

“The guest will be suspended..I guess.” *nervous laughter*

"Omg I'm moving in!" Day 5 "I'm moving out."

“Go home Samantha you’re drunk” ~Daz’s famous last words

“Go sit over there, it’s an IKEA couch it’s nice and comfy” go back home, Samantha your drunk” icon

14:02 evidence of rapid evolution, the specimen was put into a situation he needed to adapt to. So evolution turned him into an Australian to cope with fear.

“I’ll have a large pizza and a coke”- Daz Games 2020

12:33- 12:40 “Screw your eyes.” “I’ll sell your eyes on e-bay!”

Daz: “ this house is okay it would be better if it had...... A SWAQUZI”

Scary moments: 7:48-The tv show a little girl 8:15-a bang and the door is open 9:33-some weird ass girl breathing heavier 9:59-SHE ON THE TV IN THE FUCKING BEDROOM 10:23-Theres a bloody chair in the fucking roof they must use some gorilla ass glue 10:29-a door closed by that witch bitch 11:01-the spirts has been released,the spirts has been released 11:06-now the spirts are having some fun 11:30-I repeat the spirits are now wizards 11:33-fucking hell how many spirits are going be released 11:50-I officially pronounced the spirits as wizards 12:13-a missing girl has been reported 13:00-I believe we have find the missing girl and I believe I have Shit myself 13:03-Oh shit,oh shit,oh shit,oh shit she can fucking teleport 13:15-I have already packed my bag.She can leave here now 13:33-she rosed from the the fucking dead 13:51-copy that,I been find this is no hide and seek game 14:03-SHE A FUCKiNG WIZARD 14:17-GET BACK IN THE TV,GET BACK IN THE TV 14:31-GO HOME SAMANTHA YOUR DRUNK 14:45-THe LiGhT ArE OuT 14:54-We our here today to celebrate the death of Nicole 15:02-She here,she here,she here 15:37-Hello, room service 15:44-I’m naked 15:52-FUCK Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy does the light have to go out 15:55-What game is she playing out there 16:07-there some light 16:22-Welcome to hell,how can I help You 16:28-SHE GONE 16:30-SHE ALIVE 16:45-You wizard,Harry 17:07-We our here today to celebrate the death of y/n 17:19-I’m dead,I’m officially dead

Daz: "AA GO HOME SAMANTHA YOUR DRUNK" Me: *weezing*

“You got asthma what’s the matter with you stop it” lmao made me laugh so hard.

“GO HOME SAMANTHA YOU’RE DRUNK!!” 😂😂

4:31 this "Linda!!!!" Was the best I've heard in any of the videos thus far. XD

Nobody: Daz: Screw your eyes! I'll sell your eyes on eBay.

Book: don’t be scared trust the process Daz: Yeah I’m going to trust a book teaching me how to DIE!!! 😂😂😂

Daz: **screaming** Ad: “yall hear that?..AliEnS” Me: “uuhhh no..”

2:20 “I’m moving in!” *7 minutes later* 9:43 “MOVING OUT” 😂😂

Literally nobody: Still nobody: Not a soul: Daz: "I'll sell you eyes on ebay!"

All scare/jumpscare time stamps: 7:47 bitch on the tv 8:18 Door open and radio on 8:49 bitch on the tv, the sequel 9:06 lights go off 9:33 bitch on the phone goin “hhhhhhhhh” 9:38 funny moment: Daz in response to the phone: “I’ll have a large pizza and a coke” 10:00 bitch on the tv, the three-quel 10:22 chair on the ceiling 10:31 weird nose or some shit 10:34 someone opened Daz’s door 10:40 oh the telly’s gone off 10:54 weird radio thing from the 1920’s 10:58 weird howl or some shit 11:05 “oueeghh” 11:15 bitch on the tv IV 12:10 bitch is out the tv 12:56 bitch in the floor 13:09 door **smol slam** 13:14 bitch paparazzi-ing Daz 13:51 bitch just wanted a glass of wine from the fridge 14:02 bitch in the living room 14:16 bitch in the hallway 14:30 bitch walking in on daz recording a vid 14:52 bitch in the doorway 15:00 bitch in the living room 2 15:36 knock knock knock 15:50 lights go out 15:58 *hhhhhhhh-* 16:04 Giant red hallway 16:26 bitch is gone from her hanging station 16:28 bitch on the f l o o r 16:40 bitch 16:46 bitch closes the door on us 16:57 bitch is back 17:05 bitch sliding ‘cross the floor like Slidingose (from MHA/BNHA) 17:18 bitch in my bedroom 17:25 bitch is teleporting This took so long but I don’t regret it

I love horror games and the stuff when he gets scared is the funniest

Daz: why and who would sit on that? Not Daz: How did a chair get on the ceiling!?

Daz turns horror games into comedy’s no joke

*whats behind the door Johnny?* **Johny breaks down door** *HERES JHONNY*

Ghost: breathes into the phone Daz:I'll have a large pizza and a coke...

I love how Daz acts like he's actually in the game

When you’re to early for the jump scare list. 👁👄👁

Daz: Don’t come in I’m naked I’m naked go away.

Nobody: Daz during a quiet bit of the video: *”LINDA!!!!!”*

15:18 "my neighbors must think I'm insane" yeah no kidding can imagine hearing your next door neighbor screaming at you every night "I FOUND AN EYE BALL"!!!! XD

Daz: “I’m never playing this again!” Me: **Turns on bedside light**

Daz: *screams* *scream cuts off* Ad : “joe Biden for president” LMFAOO Edit: thank you so much for 1k likes! Love y’all ❤️

When daz went into the closet and looked at those shoes he said "what are those", MEAN TIME I AM THINKING THE MEME SCREAMING WHAATTTTT AREEE THOOOOSSEEEEEE?

“And I just sh!t my pants” 😂😂😂

Jumpscare times😔 8:13 open door 8:34 weird radio noise 9:08 lights turn off 9:32 voice message 10:03 TV on 10:25 chair on ceiling 11:02 to 11:35 ghost moans 12:54 chuck comes out of floor 13:15 to 14:20 she keeps appearing 14:34 she opens door 15:44 knocking 16:33 chick crawling once again 17:07 she pops up on screen Let me know if I missed anything 😊👍

Daz at the beginning: “This might be the nicest horror game I’ve ever played.” Later: “DA! NO! NO! ThE bItCh cAmE oUt oF tHe FloOr!”

Daz: Starts screaming RU-vid: Let's play candy crush saga

"GO HOME SAMANTHA YOURE DRUNK" 🤣😂🤣😂My names Samantha

Nobody gonna talk about how there’s no jump scare list in the comments?-._-., DaZ hELP

OMG when he went into the closet and yelled “WOAH” I jumped😂

"Oversized Bottles of Alcohol" That's how you know it's an American house.

me trying to look for jumpscare time stamps and cant see any ;-;

Daz is just such a naturally funny person it’s crazy

Demon: calls Da on the phone Daz: “I’ll have a large pizza and a coke.”

Any one else noticed that dad is the only RU-vid that haven’t gone soft over the years, he’s stayed funny and provided content for us dazzlers

When she crawled on the sealing I died.🤣 17:26

“I have a huge walk in closet *sees shoes and looks in disgust* AND I HAVE THESE

scary part list with time stamp 7:48 tv turns on with girl standing 8:52 girl still on tv 9:10 phone rings 9:18 lights won’t turn back on 9:35 creepy talking on phone 10:00 creepy girl on tv 10:23 chair on ceiling 10:29 door closes 11:01 girl moan 11:06 idk what happened but it’s creepy 11:33 creepy girl moan again 11:50 static 12:13 girl not in tv anymore 12:57 girl comes to life 13:03 lights turn on and off 13:14 JUMP SCARE girl appears 13:50 girl walks 13:55 girl in living room 14:18 still the girl 14:32 girl opens door 14:55 still the girl lol 15:38 knock at door 15:55 knocking 16:00 breathing inhale 16:20 really long hallway 16:29 girl crawls to you 16:47 door closes 17:06 JUMP SCARE runs to you 17:19 girl appears from bottom of bed and it gets worse but no more jump scares

"It's like if the movie the ring was a game" *Continues to make disgruntled no no noises*

No one:..... Daz:”Another bathroom...WITH A JACUZZI I’M MOVING IN”

Jump Scare List Below: 8:11 (door opens) 9:06 (power goes out) 10:00 (TV is on) 10:23 (chair on ceiling) 11:32 (creepy sound) 12:55 (woman climbs through the floor and lights go out) 13:13 (woman behind you) 13:31 (woman climbs through floor again) 13:50 (woman starts walking towards you) 14:03 (woman again starts walking towards you) 14:18 (woman appears again and walks towards you) 14:32 (woman opens door and walks towards you) 14:55 (woman appears again) 15:02 (woman again) 15:52 (banging sound continues and lights go out) 16:28 (woman starts crawling towards you) 17:05 (woman flies towards you) 17:18 (woman at the end of your bed)

No one: Literally no one Daz whe hes scared: i'll have a large pizza and a coke

“WoW!!!” Scared me more than the jump scares. 1:08

14:30 that "HELLOOOOOOO" reminded me of Stampylongnose 😄😄

Daz:”another bathroom? WITH ZWACUZZI!”

13:14 Daz: screams Ad: You’re never too far... from life Artois!

the ring girl comes out Daz: SCREAMS Me: SCREAMS us both shitting our pants Ad: COMIXOLOGY- Me: SHUT UPP I JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK-

daz: 'ill sell her eyes on ebay' also daz: 'you do you boo boo' omg literally dying of laughter rn

you know you’re early when there isn’t jumpscare times

Only vine ppl can like “what are those!” “What is this!?” Edit: TYSM FOR 243 LIKES AND HI ALL TO ALL THE VINE DAZZLERS

Daz screams: "AHHHH!!! RU-vid: Let's throw a Add in there mid scream for the hell of it. Me: 🤦‍♂️

14:53. ''IYAAAA"'. Daz be making a song lmao

When you're so early that there is no jumpscare timestamps

I love how he says jacuzzi. It’s funny how he says it because he is British and I am American.

Lmao I literally hate horror games I don’t know why I do this to myself

9:08 i love the fact Daz doesn't even notice the flying chair on the ceiling LOL

JUMP SCARE LIST!!! It’s gonna be edited I’ll add them as they pop up 13:13 17:05 17:18 I’m surprised there wasn’t more

“Screw you eyes I will sell your eyes on eBay I don’t give a shit”- daz 2020

Daz: he can’t really mean eyes can he cause that would be weird.... Me: its an horror game not candy crush Side note How can daz make a horror game turn into a comedy it should be illegals to laugh this hard

10:36 I love how he didn’t sound scared he just sounds insulted😂 “how opened my door”

Daz: "screams at the top of his lungs" Ad: "buy your new house here" Me: "erm ok then

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“Go home Samantha your drunk” Daz - 2020

“Go home Samantha your drunk” 😂😂 [ 15:11 ]

The neighbors: "What do u wanna eat tonight love?" Neighbor 1: "I-" Daz: "IVE GOT EYES.....IVE GOT EYES!" Neighbor 1: "...." Neighbor 2: "..." Neighbor 1: "Let's move out" Neighbor 2: "Yea"

roses are red violets are blue as long as daz suffers he gets a view jk daz love your vids keep up the good work ❤❤❤

9:05 rare footage of daz tuning into a cat

“GO HOME SAMANTHA YOUR DRUNK!” -Daz 2020