NEVER WEAR A TAN ULACH IN ESCAPE FROM TARKOV 

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Second guy on that first team 2000% reported you thinking you were hovering or some shit

When I first started Tarkov a year ago, I found a Tan Ulach and saw it was level 4 armor and was like "hell yeah my noggin is protected." Stankrat then proceeded to rat me at Emercom and only saw me cause of my bright ass helmet. But here I am subscribed on twitch to our rat god.

i really like the longer-form style of this video, it's nice to see more of the raids than just the part where they get ratted imo

That drop down from the top rope lmfao

FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!

15:56 I think quality on mobile will always look better due to the fact that the image is much smaller, and most people now a days have 144hz monitors and above with a much bigger image.

I own a barbershop, would be an absolute pleasure to give the king of EFT a Rat Back n Sides🐀💈

That first display of skill was something like that out of a Willer-Zee movie you are very powerful my friend.

Sour punch straws + lemonade at the movie theatre is a good maneuver as far as candy goes

Cheese Balls W Mott’s Fruit Snacks W stankRat W

This shall now be referred to as the stank dunk

My friends always insist that the tan Ulach is a good enough helmet to outweigh how bright it is, then they die and I hit them with an I told you so

The title is more of a public service announcement than anything else. Stank clearly doin charity work by putting those tan ulach users in the dirt.

stank can only click once per second... no semis for the ratking

Im surprised you still find ppl. My raids are empty as hell

Rat King 🐀

Holy shit, Stank got a haircut!

Hahahah that's just horribllllllllyyyyy funny😂

how do you make tarkov sound like this? everything is so clear , i understand com4s but they aint the same when i use them

biggest shoutout to stankrat

now this is how tarkov is meant to be played

Video quality would be so much better if it was recorded separately from the stream.

He made that Timmy hit the Yamucha

Ratting ain’t easy, but it is cheesy

Hope the wipe is in 3-4 weeks. My 4 week summer vacatipn starts then

tell me this is a short 4:32😭😭

yooo what type of 1x scope was he using at the labs portion of the video? 17:30, thanks for anyone that helps

Sorry you had to cut your hair so short, that new Yardhouse employee handbook gotta be pretty strict

the ai images add so much its incredible. real cinema here.

When I feed my son strawberrys I tell him that a rat who hides in Russian bushes told me we are actually eating meat...wait or was it the seed? I don't remember and now he's scared of me.

fresh trim

nice haircut king

Super fun watching that timmy in Labs blatantly jump out their seat before dying, hilarious ;D (also Stank's position in that last family meal shot is so wrong, he should be ON the empty plate that the woman is handing over instead of poking out the side of the lamp imo)

hello Stanky, hope you have a good day.

nice video :D

Just curious was it rat who coined the term Timmy?

Tan Ulach gang for life

Is Robert ok ?

it thought tan ulachs have hidden armour properties though? black you just get head eyes. tan is like wearing a bagariy on your head

Me I’m the late wipe Timmie😂

Sour Punch bites bags hit still... I can kill 2 in 1 day

Keep the haircut

XD putting my spot on the map frfr

do you ever leave your house?

What in the Mr beast hair cutt

nice haircut boss

Sour punch straws still fuck

I will wear the tan ulach until tarkov dies

Anyone know when wipe is?

🎉🎉🎉

literally just died to a hacker named Geeki, why cant bsg ban properly?

Sour punch straws suck.. the real OG sour straws are the Sour Power blue raspberry.. i use to eat so many of them from the 200ct box with the white tweezers. Id shit green for a week 😂😂😂😂😂

Day 21 of asking Stank Rat to use Grenades only like LVNDMARK did on labs

yikes

Early af

fifth

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22nd

I’m new to Tarkov and immediately sell any tan ulachs I get lol I’d rather go no helmet or just go 🪖

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