Image: picrew.me/imag... Merch: teespring.com/... Commission Info: fakeasmr.tumbl... Script: Yeah I know but I'm taking what I can get Listener: Neutral Imagine having coherent dreams smh couldn't be me
“We accidentally created dragons” “Wow that’s amazing! I guess I don’t need to imagine… dra-“*dies* P.s great audio as always 😊 imagine working with a talking cat, definitely wouldn’t keep me distract from work the entire day
“Maybe take all of this as a sign to just stop? I mean seriously, if someone is willing to go to such lengths to stop you they must have a reason. Besides, I don’t think our modern day world could handle dinosaurs back in the ecosystem .”
This feels like it's straight from that part of Metal Gear Solid 2 where the computer gets a virus and the simulated Colonel messages Raiden to say "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
okay I forgot to add I'm looking forward to your next dream where the gargoyle busts through the window and goes "It's gargin' time" and gargs all over those guys