New Coworker Welcomes You To The Job (ASMR Roleplay) [F4A] 

The amount of lore stuffed into this ASMR is more than some indie gaming franchises.

I lost it at 'I forgot to tell you about the gargoyl'

Man, this was one of the most outlandish and goofy audios I've heard and I love it

“We accidentally created dragons” “Wow that’s amazing! I guess I don’t need to imagine… dra-“*dies* P.s great audio as always 😊 imagine working with a talking cat, definitely wouldn’t keep me distract from work the entire day

Black Mesa is trying to bring dinosaurs back?

"Cats, dragons, and dinosaurs." 😊 Just a few of my favorite things 😂

"The dinosaurs will roam the earth again!" "Not if I have anything to do with it. Gargoyle out."

“Maybe take all of this as a sign to just stop? I mean seriously, if someone is willing to go to such lengths to stop you they must have a reason. Besides, I don’t think our modern day world could handle dinosaurs back in the ecosystem .”

So, this gargoyle… red skin, white hair, two horns?

Man, I wish had dreams as interesting as that. Hope things are going better for you Fake.

So what is this a Wendy’s cause I can’t answer the customer’s existential questions

This feels like it's straight from that part of Metal Gear Solid 2 where the computer gets a virus and the simulated Colonel messages Raiden to say "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

Hey, thanks for audio, Fake. I hope things are a bit better now on your end

I'd like to see a shrink try to interpret that dream

No, cuz see, today was my first day workingat a new place

Love that we just walk away at the end.

She says dinosaurs are awesome and that is true but dragons are better

okay I forgot to add I'm looking forward to your next dream where the gargoyle busts through the window and goes "It's gargin' time" and gargs all over those guys

Incredible audio as always fake! I hope you are doing well today 🐱

As a wise man once said: "You were so busy wondering if you could you never asked if you should."

Can't wait to watch the ending for your shrinking series and Symbiote series. 😃

Definitely a fever dream

Not a gargoyle. it's a Demon.

The listener is the gargoyle hahaha ha.

Gah! Work? capitalism?! TAXES?!

We making dinosaurs!!!! 🦕🦕🦕

Hello there

Cats and dragons, this is a perfect job...🥲 and I don't even care how much they pay tbh