NEW "FASTEST VIOLINIST IN THE WORLD" IS EVEN FASTER (and more sacrilegious) 

And don't forget not being able to actually play the violin 🎻

Yes

Yup

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You forgot Ling Ling-like brilliance

ooohhhhhh

Ok I see u

big boss r u dumb or are u stupid?

big boss ohh ok I thought u meant in outer space not the ISS

big boss No he meant he was goind to outer space so no one on Earth could hear it.

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*If Professor Gilderoy Lockhart were a muggle

@@obstructive_capita 🤣🤣🤣

Underrated comment 😂

thats accurate af

This line of thinking is just an excuse for lazy people to never try. "I'm not good at that so it's not worth doing" Nobody is good to start. Some people suck a little less, but nobody does something for the first time and is "good". By claiming people who are good at things are just naturally talented they give themselves an excuse to never have to practise anything and have an "out" for being bad at things

They mean that, unless one is born a genius, not amount oif 14h a day practice will help. Sarasate only became a genius after all the years of practice, because he was born with his abilities.

@@MishaSkripach If you think that's actually an excuse not to try,I recommended you to research about the Polgar experiment.

@@NN-fw9il I just have talent. Two kids with the same amount of work will have different result. As parents do not torture kids, they leave the unable in peace and let the able ones practice a lot. Explain how it itpossible to start piano at 6, practice no more than 2 hours a day, ho to school, and play Moonlight sonata at 7? It is not effort, it is inborn ability. You need water and fertiliser in order to grow an orange tree from an orange stone , but no amount of water and fertiliser will grow an orange from a sea shell of the same size.

​@@MishaSkripachWhat abilities was he born with if he had to practice? I guess you speak of being lucky enough to be born with hands and fingers, and that he was born with all the motor neurons required to make them move and grab the instrument, so he has the ability to practice.

Omg lmaooo

That's how I'd play it and I'm not even a violinist

Pro tip, do not do that. Do not slow it down. My head hurts, my ears are nearly bleeding and I want to cry

WHAT IS THIS. It's frickin random notes.

You don't even have to slow it down to know

😂😂

Woo! Give him a metal.

Round of Applause

@@jaelynnkim1801 ye give him some metal! Give em medals later.

🤪

🤣🤣🤣

If u listen to the performance in this vid it sounds like a slowed down anime opening

Fr

I didn't realise how bad it was until I played it at .25......what formally seemed to be slightly familiar paragraphs were now misshapen monstrosities that came from hell lol

It sounds like a dying speaker

It’s terrifying. Not for the week of heart or those prone to psychotic episodes.

OMG took your advice. Now I'm dead.

why that sounds like Attack On Titan and may 2020 combined

That actually sounds like a cool piece, idk if it's just me

XD

Fr But that actually sounds cool ngl

Oh wow, that made me laugh way too hard

He's so cocky, I wonder if he's actually heard how Flight of the Bumblebee is meant to sound. Because I refuse to believe he has and still acts so confident.

I came out with violin in bow in hand

Cape without a hero I doubt that he has and ma an pa just couldn’t tell ‘im he sucked

Yeah it gives me physical cringe

Adam Morley so, so true

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was a Good Comment. Take my like

Dude calm down, he's just an adult

@@twisty8005 21 month old adult

He must be jazz musician, jazz is all about the notes you _don't_ play.

Big brain

this video hurts me to watch

Every note makes me cringe

It actually physically hurts to hear him play that...

Was he even officially recognised as the fastest or did he just start calling himself that?

Apparently not those who organize the show.

LOL TRUE

LMAOOOOO

holy shit this needs to be top comment

i was about to say that

Yup, same I just sing and when i was a young i listen to Classical piano pieces....

I am across from the section and I can tell the bow should be moving a little more

Sameeee I play trumpet

Jingyi Ye I'm not even a musician and I can tell that something is awfully wrong XD I played piano until the end of high school. That's it.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Just beautiful 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

白刀 legend has it that Paganini was the first violin rockstar

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LMAO!!!

I need a merch for this quote

Copied

@@Bplays._ At least it hasn't taken him like a year after the first release to write. You gotta sort your standards out.

I think 37 is quite close. It's closer than most third graders would get with their wrong answers. Only a difference of 2.

AMAZING!

i'm the fastest mathematician in the world what's 21 months? 1 year and 7 months that's wrong yeah but it was fast

Underrated comment. Also, thanks to this video, my houseflies that have evaded me for days are now all deceased and easy to vacuum up.

They should make music about it

Because its getting trapped under a cup and ur about to gas chamber it... Just like ...

Screw you, you bloody genius that made me laugh

If i had the power to give u 10+ likes.. I'd give u 10 billion

Well said

Listen to Jasmine Choi on flute. You may enjoy it

Or buzzing of a mosquito....

😂😂😂😂

@@nihitkhunteta6137 buzzing of a mosquito is better than this

More like the dying of a cicada lol 😅😅

I disagreed, even a desperate moth is more elegant than this...

LING LING GRANGER nah in my opinion these two SAcrilegious bOiS played it as a song 🤣

@A.H gotta call it a song to be sacrilegious though

Cool

Did you just call it a SONG??? That’s sacrilegious

@A.H Bla bla bla

Lol

wow

Lol that’s not even playing the song.

He's to dangerous to be left alive

Big brain

i know this isn't your point but i despise people who give me 5+ digit multiplications (like 72643*82742)

@@_emik it was just an example kskdksl

"I'm so talented I can recite all 50 states in half a second. BAAAAAGH" "Peter, that was just a loud yelp." "You jealous?"

@@lezonks i get what you mean, i was just reminded of those people that genuinely do it

Emik then divide by something that makes an infinite number. I just want to be able to write everything. I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO WRITE EIGHT DIGITS BECAUSE THE NUMBER NEVER ENDS THEN GET SCOLDED BY MY TEACHER BECAUSE I PUT TOO MANY DIGITS ON THE SHEET

ye

The rest of the world is entirely unsurprised

EntertaingCartoonContent hehe electricity hot and hot =fire

But isn't oxidation loss of electrons?

Lol

You moron. Burning wood makes it lose electrons

@@incurve6839 wtf lol im replying to the original thread. Yes fire is caused by electricity. And lightning contains electrons.

It's a good thing it's a recording. That way I don't have to listen to it at all

Ok Boomer

@Немезида ok boomer

@Em Pac ok boomer

@@louyirabbitkim8207 A noob at comebacks. You keep saying 'ok boomer,' maybe *YOU'RE THE BOOMER.*

Underrated

Exactly!

Omg so accurate 🤣

Ben would probably just write a bunch of random words, this guy would just write "I" and "a" 2000 times 😂

Totally agree. Better play some intermediate piece really musically an beautiful than a hard piece sloppy.

Here's my world record attempt at typing:k adlfjksbdjhfhs kjhsd fkbdjbifbisdbiusjv iuhbsuusehfutnh esjnc hdfudgj asdhjgfkjhsdgfjadgfjhdgfjhgsfkhjdgkhfjajdgfjahdgfhasdgfjhsdgfjh ashjdfgjhsgfjahsdgfjhasdgfjhdg ajsdgfjasdgfjkasgdfjadsgfjhasdgfkjagdfkjgasdjhfgadshjfg ajshdgf jhasdgfjhagdsfkjhgad ujga djhfg adhsjfg jhasdgf kjagsd fkjhagsd fjhag djng sdhjgdsf jngbsdf a sdf adsf adf adfad fas dfasdfhga sdgad hfg ajsdhfgjaksdgf ahjsegdf jhasgdfjhk agsdkjhsdgfjkhasdgfkjahdgfk jahsdgf ajshdgf ajksdhgfk ajskjagfkjsdgfbadhfgadsfhj alright, usually there's a timer somewhere, so yea

well to be fair it was live at one point so i think more ppl watched it there than on the yt vid

also they turned off comments and don't show likes and dislikes anymore. wonder why..

@@shangrilae ooooooooooo

6.1K views

6.1 million views >:D

I feel sorry for the moms who gave birth to organ players

nah drums would be worst. can you imagine the sharp edges of the symbals...

I feel sorry to moms who gave birth to freighter ship captains.

@@Gilvids crap that hurts

@@gracecalis5421 I feel sorry for mothers of builders, architects, city planners...

… plus, most notes WRONG in a single attempt at 'Flight of the Bumble Bee.'

LOL.

Yeah！！！It's a good new world record！Then this guy can be the no.1 and MAYBE Ben Lee can be the no.2. At last, The Bumblebee become no sound😊😊😊

Hah I would win in that

@@breadofbreads i think all people can win in i that🤣🤣🤣

That's an insult to noise

Just??? Noice, noice is important

and machismo

Even violists play better...

Jay OUCH

completely 100% improv too, such beautiful cadenzas and microtones are on point

AnimeBoi1348 wait...... *r u joking ?????????????*

It all makes sense now

pudeng t 😂

Save the Potatoes no it’s called sarcasm

TwoSetViolin 😂 they can't actually put a NASA chip in a violin, it would just make the sound worse not better

@@TaylorPotts-pv1yx "no u" - everyone else

You should defiantly put that on a t-shirt

"Never practice, you're never a genius"~NASA

LMAO

His poor tortured violin screams for help as it tries to escape from its tormentor

that's an underrated comment

Oh yes, his poor little violin has all my compassion. Really, it has. I literally can see it, weeping quietly its tears at nights. May we all send our good thoughts to it.

I listened to this thinking maybe twosetviolinists just over exaggerated the title.i was so wrong.i killed my ears,and I think vov(I think that’s how you spell it) killed his violin.i wished I could save it before it was too late :p.SAVE THE VIOLINS...LEARN HOW TO PLAY!!!

So true

Kat Lu ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can’t even

Before I read the comments I was questioning if he actually had a wife

I’m sorry, I don’t see a ring

Well...he asked for it!!!

@@consumebeef5900 yeah so basically he said that his record was 38 seconds and it was calculated to be 22 notes per seconds. If you know anything about fingering (in the lewd way) then the guy said that his wife said she is married to the fastest fingers (22/sec) and then Eddy said that does she also say you finish in 38 seconds (again in the lewd way) which is a way to back fire the man joke cuz he finish the song in 38 secs so does he also only last for 38 secs before his nut give up.

DuchessWolfie this is PAINFULL

Knees hurt

Arms heavy

Joe mom spaghetti

DuchessWolfie same dude I surrounded by violinist and oh my gawd this is horrible

LMAO!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO TRUE

;)

@@Justfer.1997 bro you should see brass players when they first learn to double tongue and can only do it at 170 bpm and faster but no slower. Can't meter it at all. Can do it fast and not slow. It's wild

@@ParanoiaKeepsMeWake those are meant to be fast, this isn't

Precisely why he's VOV Dylan-a rip off, haha.

Rip 420 likes

Congrats, Vov Dylan, because we all know that is quite a feat in itself XD

lmao 😂

Ooh

Yes! You hit the nail on the hammer. Congratulations for being a smart person.

lol

The accuracy

eh, close enough amirite?

If you can do it slow, you can do it fast, right?

😂😂😂

Of course... NOT. They are proud. He may be the best out of them.

LING LING GRANGER what was funny I don’t get it 0-0?

LING LING GRANGER ohh..😬😬 this is so awkward I didn’t get the roast sorry if you got offended😬😬😬

XD XD XD XD XD HAHAHHAHAHHAAA

Hope he get better performance with his wife

8:06-8:16 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Yn8owgLDELw.html

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alan Stevens it was so good

The violin: kill me

Good luck doing E&E, I'm still on the way😂

Lol I'm not even N electrical engineer. I'm still a high school freshmen and that is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

What's an electrode though?

I don't know how well would wood conduct between 2 electrodes, if it does well then the carbohydrates in wood are connected with oxygen atoms, electricity causes saturation of these atoms which means that the polymer can break apart. Since it is loaded, It will react with H+ once the current stops, you will have occasional neutral oxygen left over, which should dissipate. And the cellulose might reconnect with OH- ions. So it should make wood more dry and brittle, maybe more compressed.

@@wiczus6102 science geeek 😂

even prodigies need to practice and learn. You cant just be born a prodigy and expect to suddenly be the greatest thing since sliced bread

@@blitsriderfield4099 Prodigies are just very talented young people, they're not the best at anything they're just really good at it.

@@blitsriderfield4099 I don't like sliced bread. Nothing great about it. It ain't special. But... Would you care for a slice of mine homemade caramelised cinnamon french toast?

@@kyuma401 thats what i'm saying

@@blitsriderfield4099 You're repeating what the other guy is saying. Essentially, prodigies ARE born but they turn into geniuses with practice. No need to lecture him was what my point was.

i N t o N a T i O N

This dude acting like he just came out of beginning orchestra thinking he could play Flight of the bumblebee,.

Anyone with ears have left the chat

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I o l

Ouch😂

Lmao

Also squeaks more then your bedframe

I feel offended. What about the Clarinets? (no offence clarinettists)

Oof😂😂😂

Woah underrated comment I love it 🤪💝

Apparently they still need it 😂

they did? i think i heard of that before, but i wasn't sure of it. at least i learned something new today...

Fencing Heaven they first said it on their 100k q&a (which got deleted),,, but eddy mentioned it again on the do all classical musicians think the same video

@@put_terri thank you, and why is Brett's picture your profile picture?

Are you having a good time violining?

I've been violining since I was"21 mOnThS oLd" 🤣🤣

How long has it been since you violined last

@@ultimategotea I think he's always violining, Tea. Can I call you Tea? He's was violining with one hand and commenting with his other hand. That's how great of a violonist he is. Don't forget that musician are BORN music genius. So if course if he was born violining he must be able to violon with one hand with 67 notes per second too.

Is it so? My personal favorite verb happens to be "violingling".

Omg died loooool

... *Listen here, you little shit*

IF YOU CAN COOK IT SLOW

ThePianoGiraffe *yOurE aN iDioT sAnDwiCh*

ITS FUCKIN RAW

Yea his pinky was flying

Finally found my elder bro see our names

@@lactosesuselessfacts3506 could it be fate 🥴🤣

@@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz2386 or destiny wants us to meet

Because that giant as* bee distract everything... 😑

That was the sickest burn moment.

I wanna like but it’s at 69

@@salalamander4050 349 now.

@@idk27212 574 now.

@@Eizan_ 593 now.

Lol, yes! When I watched this I felt really weird but couldn't put my finger on why, then I read your comment and realized that, hearing him play makes me instantly forget what the original sounds like. My brain feels better now, thank you :)

Well we had the "if you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly" guy that played the wrong notes even though it was fast. And at that point i was thinking "is there a person who can do worse? Probably not" and now after watching this i realise how wrong i was. I too forgot how the original piece sounds like too

Emma Carlson- Here it is… granted it’s the full orchestra arrangement, but this should help you remember: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-aYAJopwEYv8.html

If you can play something slowly you can play it quickly -Ben Lee *LOL* If you can die slowly you can die quickly? Ok that’s just messed up.

I slowed the video down. His attempt at this song- is absolutley horrendous.

austin M talented means you did well. Talented is different than genetics, so you should definitely take that as a compliment.

AloeVega you’re right

AloeVega I have a friend I grew up with that is one of the most talented artists I’ve ever seen, professional or non professional. She’s the same way, she used to get very upset when we’d be chilling and someone would walk by and see her sketch and be like “ohhh you had to have been born this good!” Granted she was actually born incredibly talented, BUT her mastery of the arts for hours and hours every single day of our lives is what led to her being what she is now.

@austin M should've practiced 40 hours tho

@@natalieschmidt2115 talented implies genetics for me

There's a scene in Drumline (2002) where the one school band hates their teacher telling them to play Flight of the Bumblebee at a game lol.

yeah just make it go DODODDDDDDDEDEDEDDDDODODODODOODODDDDD and ur good

If you can make a noise, then you can get the Guinness World Record easily

Peter G right on

Just play 3 notes real quick and youre the most sacrilegious violinist

Just letting everyone know... he is my teachers son and vov used to teach my brother.

*hold my bow... Because i don't need ...

Lingling: wtf are these rookies doing. I can do bumblebee in a second.

@@loldddddgt1322 sacrilegous boi #3

OMFG, he’s even worse than Ben Lee! Why would he even do it if he surely knew he was going to be roasted by TSV.

@@andrian007 well he didn't know because it was uploaded TwoSet's reaction to Ben Lee, but it is a cringy thought

Tell emmmm! We learned this in middle school lmao

Nothing in that story makes sense. Aging wood means polysaccharides disappearing due aging and ligning chemically converting in structure. Electricity doesn't do either. Oh, well, if you count burning as converting and disappearing then sure, but ashes play badly. There are some substances to make it faster, but they don't really produce the same result as natural aging process. You have to just wait either underwater, or just in "air" and keep microorganism out from the wood so it won't start degenerating. Forestry engineer here, sup o/

@@TheRokkis God damn, good thing i'm gonna be a senior cause if anything younger I wouldn't have understood that.

the only thing i could think of as an "aging NASA device" is a handful of radioactive element attach to the structure of violin with electromagnets. But in this case I wouldn't touch the voilin in about 10 000 years

@@Eshperansa That's not how radiation works. The effects are too random to control and you'd more likely damage the physical strength of the wood before getting the "aging" effect. If they were to remove the radioactive element before handing it out it would be 100% safe. A radioactive element decaying does not easily irradiate other things unless it undergoes spontaneous fission. There are 3 different things that typically happen that will affect the surroundings. Gamma decay which releases high energy light which will disrupt electrons. This will generally mess with the electric charge on the atomic level which enables chemical processes that are usually detrimental to living things. Beta Minus Decay which releases an electron which is absorbed on the surface and doesn't have much effect. Alpha decay which releases a charged helium atom that will aggressively steal electrons but is stopped by a layer of fabric. None of these things irradiate other atoms. You need to actually change the atomic mass to do that and the typical way that happens is within a neutron flux. Technically a proton flux could work too but that only happens in very very specific scenarios with fusion. Things that release protons through radioactive decay do that in the form of alphas.

*it all makes sense*

黒猫 ohh 😂

*interesting*

黒猫 *AMAZING*

Subarashi😂

I bet that's the long version of what his wife says about his fingers

But at this point it's not even correct anymore

Yes but he didn't even play the right notes. It's like singing shine twinkle huge moon instead of twinkle twinkle Little Star.

Trueee 😂😂😂

But atleast he should play it in the right intonation

I mean, his playing hasn't changed since he picked it up, so it makes sense!

Lol

This comment made me laugh so hard y doesn’t it have more likes

ooh, I can feel the heat from that burn

aMAZING

sad😔

@@skeni i know its a tragedy

bruh i can only practice 24 hours a day! how are you able to do 40???

@@miauxy_ ling ling insurance, you should get some

At least you tried. That's what's important. Maybe or perhaps you've improve a little bit. And a little steps can lead to big improvement in the future!😊

“The piece too many musicians play to look experienced/a musical genius”

MegMarieGaming kkkkkkkkk

Priceless...

Help I’m dying

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