New Rule: Modern-Day King Cyrus | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 

so funny I died laughing ha ha ha .........

Makes sense.

@@blacquejacquesshellacque6053 Cyrus the Virus!!

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New Message 😭😂😂😂😂😂

I write it like this: _chrisssssstians._

He’s done that bit for a long time

Koreastians ^^

He s more ant. Christ than an appointed king. He s not anything but a sick moral joke. Piece of srwage. Gatbage mouth.

He means billie ray. Cyrus not the biblical cyrus. Both are wicked.

Strange how his heel spurs don't get in the way of his golfing on the fifty or so courses he owns!

Trump will soon be out of office, and his legacy will be cast into obscurity along with all the other corrupt presidents* (Can you even name them?) Hope he stays with us long enough to see it happen. You don't see Andrew Johnson's image on any currency... and you won't.

@@oldrrocr Trump should replace Lincoln on the penny. It costs more to mint than its worth.

And the Emperor has no balls!

😂😂😂😂

@@ozymandias1670 Prove you exist and are not a dream?

S G I own one and it is cool 😎

Agree.

I almost did. Dodged that bullet/ hardened foam projectile.

I wouldn't buy one of Trump's pillows either. Unless they hermetically seal it after Karen and Stormy, "Sign" it!

Robert Shepherd no you don’t have a pillow.

They don't seem to mind that Christianity is literally a middle Eastern religion, they have no shame. These people and facts are never on the same wavelength.

S you know what’s funny, if Cyrus was alive today he wouldn’t even be able to visit USA

@@peniseusgiganticus9558 Truth, he'd be a little too brown for their tastes.

He was Persian. Iran is a modern name for a country that has an amazing history. Persians do not like the name Iran, it was a totally political decision.

Actually, Christianity was not started in the Middle East. Jesus’s Uncle, Joseph of Arimathea began the first church dedicated to his nephew in Glastonbury after the crucifixion, where as a tin and copper merchant he travelled frequently and took Jesus with him as a teenager. It did not have a cross in it because Jesus does not represent atonement for sins. He taught compassion, love, kindness, acceptance of everybody, and how powerful a human being is capable of by healing the sick and feeding the hungry. The Churches practices are quite the opposite as we are being shown graphically In the abuse of children by men whom celibacy is forced on them in the mistaken belief that Jesus was celibate. Many people have for 2000 years been controlled by lies and misconceptions so a bunch of men in fancy dress could play God. It’s time for change.

And catheters.

And bump-stocks

A perfect description of the repugnant party

@David Anewman AND the Republican Party, and the Libertarian Party!

@David Anewman u r a repugnant ass!!

Oh, that's GOOD!!!

Yeah! Let's just TAKE the oil!!

Dan O'Neill underrated post. How come you’re not the most upvoted here?!

The barman says, “Isn’t this Ionic?”

Doesn't work if you've heard the title of the book. "Second Corinthians walk into a bar." Only someone with little familiarity with the New Testament, like Donald Trump, says "Two Corinthians".

@@Paelorian Yes, that's the point - it's a joke on Trump.

@@Paelorian woooosh...

Cyrus sounds like a real badass and I bet you he was really rich she probably had a lot of gold I’m gonna do more research on Cyrus he sounds like a really cool dude

@@philiphoward1731 you should, I'm Persian and there is alot of pride when his name is brought out. He invented the first human rights document, was a multiculturalist, and, as one historian said, he is one of the few past humans to deserve the title great. Those are just some of the facts so research on 😂

@@rezascorner2091 ....And he was a ZOROASTRIAN !

I would go to war with Cyrus as my leader. I will never acknowledge that trump is my president.

Because islamists keep laying him on his side.

@@scottleft3672 what is Islamist?

I don't have the interest in making sure I remember which brand of pillows he sells.

@@themistoverthelake7883 you'll know when you can't afford to pay, $60 bucks, for those over priced, pillows, and you know you see them, every time you go into Walmart, so, stop acting like you're clueless?! Or, maybe that's not an act? 🤨🤔

"you'll know when you can't afford to pay, $60 bucks, for those over priced, pillows, and you know you see them, every time you go into Walmart, so, stop acting like you're clueless?! Or, maybe that's not an act? " LOL! This is a very strange reply! Do you seriously think that everyone pays attention to the different brands of pillows at Walmart. I don't think I am clueless just because I do not pay attention to the different brands of pillows at Walmart. Not everyone is fascinated with the different brands of pillows that exist.

P.S. I never spent $60 on a pillow.

This is my message to both the Christian as well as the non-Christian; the religious and the nonreligious; the liberals and the conservatives; the Republicans and the Democrats; etc... I am not against the regular everyday Americans who are Republicans or Democrats. I am not at all saying that I am politically neutral but I certainly have never condemned anyone for voting for the 'wrong' candidates. The Clintons have been accused of many things including dozens of murders; treason; Bill has been accused of all sorts of horrible sexual abuse. Still, don't ask me to prove or agree with what exactly it is that the Clintons are guilty of including the many murders. I do not know if the Clintons have murdered anyone. Maybe for those of you who hate the Clintons can tell me that I just do not want to admit to or know the truth but if that is the case then all I can tell you is the same thing I will tell the haters of Trump. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS FOR A CHANGE!!!! Same thing for you haters of Trump. Many people insist that Trump has molested his daughter and many other things like that. I have yet to see a good reason for believing this. Possibly he has. How would I know what he has done in his life. What angers me I can not find anyone who wants to try to personally solve any of the problems that do exist. It is all about things like either condemning people for either defending Trump or hating Trump or whatever. I am sick of it.

XD I await the day that happens so I can laugh in their faces.

@@IndengiousGoth I'm just afraid that I'll run out of laughter and end up crying instead! 😏

True! The devil made them do it.

Ohh how wrong you have it... Should ask a few if they like Nixon still..

Nope. They didnt

The Land Of Refreshment

Cornelius Funk OH YEEEAH!

Well people are sheep. They don’t like to read and look into something that is literally right in front of you.

Probably being reincarnated as Central Americans trying to make it to the US . Hopefully karma is real

@@aldoaguilar1364 nice manifesto... I'll alert New Zealand

Good. And you're not missing out on anything. Before I knew the guy was a Trump supporter, I was thinking about trying one of His Pillows too. Fortunately, I saw them at Bed, Bath & Beyond and got to check them out. They're just filled with what feels like torn-up chunks of recycled foam mattress toppers--they feel cheaply made/way overpriced, lumpy, and not innovative at all like he tries to make them seem on the TV ads, giving the impression he's spent his whole life perfecting them. I'm sure that's why they're mainly sold on TV where you can't try them out! He's a huckster just like Trump.

@@mooncove He did spend his whole life perfecting them and that's the best he could do...LOL I've better quality pillows at Walmart for 10.00 dollars

Yea, with a bad neck I'm always a sucker for relief. No. The Clinton's are intelligent low lifes and trimp is a stupid low life. Get all low lifes out of DC.

Him and Carlin were very good friends

Pretty pathetic to put this out there

OH YES; SUPERB TAKE DOWN

And then he'll get an irresistible urge to ask females around him to pee on him while spanking him with a Forbes magazine featuring him on the cover. What will he do without Cohen, poor man?!?

Please don't break my heart, my achy breaky heart.

A D and you’re not joking either I guess👍😂😂😂

Except Miley Cyrus can't stand him either and is probably offended she was compared to him.

No they read that wrong ... its T-Rump is a VIRUS !

Well if you're about bible-believing Christian look up Revelation 2:9 and in Ecclesiastes 1:18 it says with much wisdom is much grief and he who increases knowledge increases in sorrow. We shall know the truth and the truth shall set us free maybe we should be praying for them instead of judging them it is sad to see the truth that many Christians are falling for this whole song and dance but if we are going to be faithful and true just like what Michael Jackson said I'm looking at the woman in the mirror. And I'm not a scribe and a Pharisee 1st Samuel 16:7 man looks on the outward appearance but God looks at the heart.

I am so ashamed to be seen an Evangelical these days.

@@Zerushaddaiif you are a believer, delete your comment. BM misrepresents the truth in a wildly leftist audience. You can't allow anyone to sway your belief. If God exists, do you think he cares what is popular at any given time?

@@petermichael8921 I am a believer and Christ warned us of false prophets and following vain deceit. The Evangelicals have become the modern day Pharisees and Saducees so no I am not following these liars who will not condemn a lying adulterer, serial fornicater, a fraudster, and national traitor who support falsehood. I am over these prosperity gospel preachers who forgot the 10 commandments and the word of the living God.

@@Zerushaddai my comment is in response to you essentially saying you are ashamed to be an evangelical.

So you are not tolerant towards people with different view because somebody from TV told you so?

@@grigoreturcan1368 HE said it with his own mouth on the stage in front of a crowd and cameras recirding it. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't faked. So it wasn't just some guy from tv who said so. You Republicans should really hold up a mirror.

Yeah baby! 😈 burn baby burn!

that was epic !... :D

Thank you Pete V...very cool!

Careful Pete, it looks like you've hurt a snowflakes feelings. Poor Cheryl Moss :(

they can only pull guests from the extremes, FOX and the NRA at this point

And thought Obama was the Anti Christ

George W. Bush the worst history in the history of America along with his stupid dad🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Don't forget who the evangelical ministry is talking to, those people are not to smart, after all they are Trump's base.

Jesus came twice?? I haven't done that since I was 18!

Trump is just an ordinary person like me or you whom God is dealing with. Unfortunately his imperfections are broadcasted world wide. Trump is often used as a national pin-ya-da to appease some people so they can feel better about themselves; more justified. Kind of like lynch mobs, believing their own rhetoric so they can hang a man. Don't be driven by the crowd. The devil is not your friend.

@@PaulBunyun1954 Neither is Trump.

Carlos Reyes He isn’t. They are so full of BS their eyes are brown.

@{1765} Join, or Ðie {2019} Sorry, if you don't realize Trump is only on his own side by now, you will just have to excuse me for doubting you.

@{1765} Join, or Ðie {2019} You can't read either? Well, that explains a lot for someone who supports a conman.

AMEN!!!🏆😁🍺

Between Donnie Dotard and his televangelist vice president, I don't see what's Chirst-like about either of them.

Evangelicals don't read their book and recognize he's the picture perfect description of the Anti-Christ they've been waiting for to hasten their rapturous departure...

Taking unrelated parts of scripture and building an entire delusion out of it seems to be their thing.

@showlogicprod No disrespect intended... but.. Amen, showlogicprod!.. :) They're also mostly of the Prosperity preaching designation as well..

Good for you my friend! I would never buy one of those over priced piece of shit pillows. Made in America, he claims, with materials more than likely purchased overseas! He's just another snake oil salesman like Drumpf, just look at all the lawsuits he has against his company.

What is the my pillow, something to use as a pretend girlfriend?

@@generationofswine-ge5rw LOL! Good idea.... :)

He is also in a recent episode of the Showtime series Cartoon president. :)

Don't mean to repeat myself, but I replied to someone else who decided not to order after seeing this: You made the right choice. I was almost taken in by his ads, but I finally saw some of His Pillows at Bed, Bath & Beyond and soooo glad I didn't waste my money. They seem to be filled with torn-up chunks of old foam mattress toppers, lumpy, and cheaply made. He makes it seem like he's spent his whole life coming up with the perfect pillow when he's actually a huckster; no wonder he's such a fan of Trump. No need to boycott them on principle though; they're a total waste of money. (Which is why he mainly sells them on TV so you can't "try before you buy." If you could, you wouldn't.)

Except Putin is trying to destroy America so it still doesn't work in the analogy.

So he's God? 🤨

Evangelicals don't care cause they have alot in common with the Trumpster, they both worship Satan 🤘👌 the last symbol, does he not do that often?? LOL

Can you imagine what his penance would be?

Still works in their favor. Even better, he could bring the rapture in their lifetimes, saving their descendants from having to try to live on a degraded Earth. Check the numbers on how many believers think Armageddon is just around the corner.

Only 5 more years.

And all us Iranians.

I'm from India. I didn't know anything about Cyrus till after I saw this piece. And even I wanna shower after that disgusting comparison!

@Den danske sang er en ung, blond pige no...if you follow Trump, your opinion is irrelevant.

@Den danske sang er en ung, blond pige can it not be both a sexual orientation and a crime? Silly binary thinking republicans.

C caymer huh?

@W N i dont think the guy is christian, his username is some scandinavian language i think Danish so hes probably an atheist himself

Thats the truth

Isn't Jesus dead?

Just like"Henry V's rejection of his old pal Falstaff in Shakespeare's play "Henry V" "I know ye not, old man."

Then the priest or someone else could put a padlock on the booth's door once #45 was inside and keep him in there until the police arrived to take him away in handcuffs.

Silly human. Would anybody actually be gullible enough to expect Donald to admit guilt about anything?

45 is the new sign of the devil! We must break into the White House, find that evil orange turd, and chop his head off and parade it through the streets to let the world see!

Thats where the word belief becomes an issue.

@@adenkunz4747 Not necessarily. You can believe that there is life on other planets. Though we do not KNOW whether this is true, a belief in such a thing is still in the realm of possibility, and therefore aligns with reality.

So true. Still... any belief system can be interpreted to have conflict with reality. The trick is to not play oneself, like so many modern day evangelicals do.

Sean o mahony, many of the most “Christian “ people I know claim to be atheist.

When faith is anything but, but according to trump, faith must have been a Vegas stripper's name.

@Harak Mapping, Stop copy and pasting the same nonsense reply to everyone on here you pathetic little troll.

That's hilarious,lol!

But Rome ISN'T burning...IS IT...your folly is your fault.

@Ralph Hunt Stock market is hitting all time highs as well. Now is a great time if you are an investor. Too bad wages are more depressed than ever, if you work for a living your dollar is worth less every day. The same numbers you use to brag about unemployment are the numbers trump shit on when Obama did the same thing fyi. They don't account for all unemployment. Funny how those numbers are so valid now though. How about all them jobs? Whoopsie, still less than obama. In fact 1.5 million less in the same amount of time. www.forbes.com/sites/chuckjones/2020/02/19/no-president-trump-obamas-economic-recovery-was-not-a-con-job/

@@scottleft3672 lol what was that?

U S burns

Christianity needs another reformation badly. The sheep have gone astray.

ADmyrr Christianity has tarnished Jesus name and teachings more than any other type of religion and people

C caymer : Misinformed

no you are not, or not one who understands the bible. which is it?

@@DMalenfant1 what are you daft Christianity came from the Jews Jesus was Jewish all the first Christians were jewish

Exactly right. Cyrus ruled the Persian Empire about 900 years before the Arabs invaded Persia and imposed Islam on the Persian people.

Persian but whateva

Grunthos The Flatulent Persian people are a part of the Indo Iranian family which itself is a branch of the Indo European family group. Kurds, Lurs, Azeris, Balochis, Scythians etc are all Iranic people

@@peniseusgiganticus9558 The old Azeri were. Modern-day Azeri people are Oghuz-Turkic.

Cyrus was the king of Persia who allowed the Jews to return to Jerusalem (see 2 Chronicles 36: 22-23). This happened 70 years after the Jews were captured and deported by king Nebuchadnezzar of Babylon, in fulfillment of the prophecy by Jeremiah (see Jeremiah 29: 10). BTW Jeremiah’s prophecy predated the Babylonian exile, as shown by how the prophet Daniel referenced it (see Daniel 9: 2). Don't take my word for it, look it up for yourself.

cothan VN what the holy fuck are you talking about?

@cothan VN Gimme some of what you're smoking.

cringe

Making bad quality pillows is bad for your health, specially your mental one.

Lol...

I'm with you Robin. ... I was just about to order a pair but NOT NOW. .... F**K that vile Christian PIECE OF SHIT AND HIS PRODUCTS!

I have two of them , but I will never buy another. The owner is bat shit crazy. What he said basically was that God made the devil president.

I always thought that pillow pushing freak was weird. Now I know he is!

Makes him a pedophile by association.

I'm glad you made that decision, it has a D rating anyway. You don't get the pillow advertised on the commercial 🤣🤣🤣

Jama Thaughn Sorry your friend got addicted to the evangelist kool-aid. Not a path I’d wish onto anyone

Good for you. She sounds touched in the head and is frankly, excuse my draconian nature, dead weight. The fact that she is still alive is a wonder. The only thing I am sad about is that she probably has many many kids.

@TrustkillProductionz that depends on the beliefs surely.

@TrustkillProductionz Shallow you say? Well pardon me using this tired trope to prove a point, but I am actually Christian. But then you meet some cristians and people of other faiths that do not follow the word of God, atleast Abrahamic based religions, to achieve tolerance, acceptance, inclusivity, compassion, harmonic existence with the world, etc.. But focus more on conquest, demons, flying wingedman, executions, exclusivity, dragons, punishment, absolution, etc.. So to apply the parts in the bible that teach me to accept and be tolerant of my neighbour... I'll accept others for being religious . Just don't expect me to abide their philosophies that it is fine to be intolerant of others based on some bullshit. If that is me being shallow then I'm glad I'm not as deep as you. With regards to a famous quote by Nietzsche... good luck staring into that void.

@TrustkillProductionz Exaggerated example but what if their beliefs were that black people should all live in caves or some absurd racist bullshit? I don't think you would stay friends with that person would you?

Ahhhh Shakespeare!!❤

Love your eye for detail lol

Ha! I didn't notice!

M8 I'm not going to defend what they're saying, but you can do this with literally any popular talking point in existence through this wonderful thing called 'cherry picking.' I'm sure there are plenty of well dressed and mannered people who can say the same exact shit in a way that seems entirely sane, even if it's still retarded at the end of the day.

Austin Hall yes its not funny any more

cothan VN my friend you take the prize for the most f*****-up individual I have ever heard on the internet I think really we should have warned you something for your extensive rant based on no facts so sad for you I guess you realize you wouldn't be able to come to this f****** country under Donald Trump right racist Pig that he is maybe you came here legally you probably arrived here claiming Asylum yes from a war that we were f****** the Vietnam with think about what this country has done for you and be loyal to it not the sum orange-haired a******

Cothan generic meds are letting you down.

They're headed for Nazi behavior. And no one seems to want to stop it. The media just wants clicks, all the justice they claim is coming is just for show

Basically, he was wise, clever and tolerant. So he is noting at all like the orange turd in charge.

Sounds like a smart guy. Also sounds like someone who led his own troops into battle, looking the enemy in the eye, and didn't give a damn whether he had bone spurs.

Trump and cyrus do share a common bond then. Taxes are for other people.

Dont forget that Persian Empire is the original Empire and Cyrus also created the human rights unlike what you learn in your western education sysyem about magna carta

@@adoust3921 nah, Akkadians beat the Persian Empire by establishment by two thousand years and Solon was introducing reforms to Athens at the same time.

Hahahaha🙄 i know bro!!! It's really sad joke and I shouldn't laugh, but the irony just too much. There has to be a defect in their brain or maybe even deeper like in their DNA #inbreeding. I hate Nazi's and the idea of euthanizing the mentally defective is reprehensible, but Religious Right 🤤 wtf...so fucking stupid I guess I can kinda of see the point 🤣😂.

More like the Emperor with no clothes!

NPC Chief Programmer Shlomo Infantdickstein There are already large gold or silver "Temple Coins" being sold; with Cyrus on one side and yeah, Trump on the other. Although Congress passed an Act in the 90's (I think '93) that proclaimed Jerusalem the capital of Israel. Also, it called for our embassy to be relocated there. And, although Congress revamped it last yr; and it now states our embassy must be relocated to Jerusalem, as the capital of Israel. And, that all of America; every President and every state; must abide by it... Still, some Evangelicals are claiming the new US embassy in Jerusalem is "holy as the temple--because President Trump is the one whose idea it was to proclaim for the US that Jerusalem is Israel's capital; and [his idea] to have the new embassy built there." Or, some are certain Trump is going to rebuild the 3rd temple. So they're buying up these coins. They're so full of false prophesies and televangelists and hearsay, without reading God's Word for themselves. Or else the poor souls would know there's no way an embassy can be The Temple; or holy as the temple--and that if Trump really does build the 3rd temple, he is to be feared (The Antichrist) and not praised. And not idolized; not Believed and followed over Christ, regardless.

James Bible I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan Revelation 2:9

I agree but stop with the Bible bull shit. It’s cringey

I find it being needed, is scary... The age of information and we have discuss religious justifications because of the threat they pose...

@Harak Mapping -1st: Why would religious beliefs play a role in the governance of a country that was based off the separation of church and state? It shouldn't, but clearly has (IE: stats of evangelicals supporting Trump), so don't get upset when the connection is detested by those who care more about the constitution... Second, the idea that there could be some lash back against the christian community in any meaningful way is ludicrous. How about try to help the religious communities currently being targeted like Muslims and Jews? Lastly, it's simple, if you support a government based off religious ideals in America you're doing it wrong. If you don't, then great and you as an individual have a clear conscience and these criticism's aren't directed at you, but don't expect people to not point out the clear connection and don't take it personally that it's there. It's actually helpful for folks like you (and me) to stand-up to this in our communities to snap people out of the blind following routine. You're allowed to believe what you want on the left in the end regardless, so don't think anything 'bad' will come of this...

@E MP -"The concept of god, as in beginning" well, good he didn't say that! "But religious institutions" this is how I understood the comment... Belief, faith, religion, god, are all different words... I don't understand your argument, you seem to disagree, to then agree, followed by knit-picking the leftovers?

@E MP -Ahh, I gotcha, I was not sure where part of your comment came from. All good, sorry, didn't put that together quicker :)

At least in this day and age. I understand more so why it was a thing back when it was created but now we should be past all that imaginary bullshit.

ya how does prayer make any sense then

Benjamin Franklin not the Bible

The premise of your question is false.

The failure is your comprehension. @@palomarodriguez3308

Paloma Rodriguez how is a question false 😂

I was wondering where he disappeared to, after seeing his "new look" I suddenly want him to climb back into whatever hole he was hiding in.

He was one of the few who were outwardly against trump and now he's trying to kiss his ass like the lot of them now. I should have expected that result considering his brainlessness.

Now he needs to stuff his pants to make it look like he has balls.

Ash Rashand and yet despite the founders’ best intenetions we still ended up with laws that were anti atheist/pro christian in many state constitutions. Since nullified fortunately.

@cothan VN Feel better after throwing up???

@C caymer No, they're not politicians. Unfortunately, they are christians. Doesn't really matter, does it...STUPID is STUPID!!!

Hahaha 😆

Hahahaha well played

He probably doesn't need to be. I think he's fucked Ivanka since she was a teenager

@S Earnest Well according to the bible he didn't do it, they did. But... what's more likely? Scribe: "Hey Lot, you said you were alone in the cave with just your daughters for how long? How are they pregnant?" Lot: "Um, they must've got me drunk and did it while I was passed out, yea yea that's it!" Scribe: "Okay Lot, I guess that's what I'll write down..."

If only Trump's cult would end the same way.

"But don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart I just don't think he'd understand And if you tell my heart My achy breaky heart He might blow up and kill this man.." 😆

Don't insult Billy Ray like that. HIS daughter actually has some talent.

@@brainflash1 Miley and Donald both like wrecking balls though

And Billy Ray has better hair than Dumb Donald.

Things that make you go, "Hmmmm... " Miley did a risque dance on TV with Robin Thicke. He as in the process of singing a song for which he ripped off a black person. (Marvin Gaye.) Trump is married to Melania. She ripped off a black person. (Michelle Obama.) Hmmmm...