New Rule: Ranks for Everything | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) 

I give your comment only 3.5 stars because you didn’t use any big words, like “tremendous”.

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I rate your comment 5/7. There's no nudity.

I rate your comment only 2 stars because I can't fap to it.

New Message I rate you 2/5

kingman2332 that episode is my worst nightmare

this is actually how the chinese system work. If you don't "behave" to a certain standard - which might be adjusted to the needs of the party - you can lose your right to travel, to apply for housing/credit/schools,... That might work for some time. But even the most collectivist society will be sick of it at some point i hope.

One of my favorite.

Even the Orville had an episode about that

nosedive

Especially this sensitive age where anybody's offended by every fucking thing.. 😒

He'd have a lot of shit to say in general

I miss George Carlin every day. What would he say now about malls and stores closing, now everyone orders online. Now we don't even leave our homes and walk around.

I started to watch Maher's videos after watching his interview to Carlin. There's a clear influence there and I'm sure Carlin would be happy about Maher's work.

He would have lost his shit

On par with fat shaming. As long as he stays away from Trump and politics he is witty and funny

Worst youtube comment ever, 0 stars.

@@Auriflamme Worst reply ever. 0 stars.

@@BeautifulMutant Fair enough, it's such an old thread I don't remember what it was about.

@@Auriflamme Y'know, I didn't even look at the date.....😂

Hell yea is scary.imagine to be judge constanly by the system.big BROTHER IS WATCHING.

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@@op3129 DAMM,THEY GOT ME!

except... China didn't have that system implemented right now. Maybe US will set up their own ones before China, who knows.

The University of Alabama now uses an app that tracks the movements of the students during home football games and uses future ticket pricing and availability to reward those who stay through the 4th quarter and punish any student who might leave the stadium early, even if staying means sitting in 100 degree sun, watching a 55-0 blowout of some paid sacrificial lamb like Louisiana-Lafayette. Google "Orwellabama". Big Brother is rapidly becoming real and Americans seem to be okay with it. We're doomed........

Generally, it's the only part I can stomach nowadays.

I like your name 🤘😂

I felt so bad for the girl. She didn’t mean to collide with the lady on the sidewalk...and that’s were her rating system went down

Community did it first.

@@lking1540 Everybody talks about Black Mirror and forgets the better and earlier Community episode. Maybe we should say it with mustard in our face.

@@meatiesogarcia6478 lol, what can I say seems like the only people whose voice gets heard are 5s. Now excuse me I'm going to enjoy this apple.

Keep voting socialists and you will soon be unemployed.

Noir Rain Yeah, what have unions ever done for the American worker besides higher wages, paid time off, weekends, and 40-hour work weeks? Psh, vote for elite Republicans. That’s who fights for the little guy!

SailingSeignior Unions started well, but have long been corrupted. Now they are colluding with the companies. Are you blind?

Noir Rain Unions are at their weakest point in history due to Republicans going back to Reagan. Are you nuts?

bullshit... look at for argument sake, the Rotten tomato "pro critic's.. most of them are between 20-40 old...

It really is, and when we’re quiet or moody because of it it’s like we’re the bad ones

I like my salt raw .

Such a deep and thought provoking review.

I think she was being dry funny.

Except not really. TripAdvisor, for example, is shitty. There was a whole show about the best TripAdvisor-rated restaurant in London, which actually didn't exist. Secondly, US Americans are in a US-centered bubble, ignorant and self-entitled tourists; they can't accept the fact that there can still be cultural differences. They expect everywhere to be like the US and are so needy. I really would hate to work for a hotel in the US. #talesfromthefrontdesk

@Cool Hand Mark Yep, I work in one. Got it.

@@nerdanalog1707 I understand there can be several aspects to this, but about a year ago I considered traveling to an area I had passed through several times. I hadn't noticed the motel "situation" on previous trips and the town I was going to was out in "the sticks". 1 or 2 of the motels in the area had bad reviews, 1 mentioned bed bugs. But if the bad reviews didn't indicate a long term trend or a recent problem....I took them "with a grain of salt" so to speak. On the flipside, I don't go out to eat all that often but a few years ago went to a restaurant I thought had been recommended by a local alt newspaper. Well, the review wasn't recent, and the food was mediocre. CANNED veggies at a restaurant in Florida is a no-no in my book. They didn't ask me to do a survey, but that restaurant was closed for good within a year. (The night that I ate there less than a dozen people were having dinner there.)

I've been to some very highly rated hotels and I can tell you my experience was no where near the ''professed'' superior quality of the rooms. e.g. the Grand Californian Hotel at Disneyland. basic as a Motel 6, and that was the high end room, they don't provide much in the room because they think you're going to be out in the park all the time. Disney HoteL, EPIC FAIL

If I’m buying something online rating are important since I can’t look it over directly myself and only see the pictures the vendor wants me to see.

Maher uses his budget to setup a nice green room for the guests (and you can bet there are 420 types of green in there). Oliver uses his budget to make world record size cakes. To each his own!

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@@Dayvit78 Give me cake! Better yet, give me both, at the same time.

Oliver never denies where he leans, buy at least he links sources. So prove where he’s wrong or stfu.

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@Walter Jr. Cancel culture is like 100 people. 1 person can pretend to be 1000 No reason to say that is everyone between 19 and 39

@Walter Jr. -AKA the "LIKE ME!" generation .

@Visionary Owl : "I beg your pardon; we never promised you a rose garden". I'm a boomer, and I had no say in you millennials being born,. Geez, you guys had the LUCK to be born in the US rather than China, Pakistan, Yemen, or any other country where your life would likely be miserable, and here you are BITCHING about the "times" you were born in. Have never seen a generation with such a sense of ENTITLEMENT than you guys. PLENTY of good jobs for people who get a degree in STEM subjects. Don't bitch just because you got a degree in something like "Sociology" or "History". DECADES ago, when I was in college, I choose a BS in Accounting and NOT because I thought it would be FUN to be an accountant. I researched and learned it was a good, solid major always in demand. (And, btw, I ended up spending 25 years working as a "forensic accountant" which was a job I loved. "When the going gets tough, the tough get going". The whiners like you seem to plan to spend their entire lifetime blaming other generations for their "life". I can see you now, at 50 or 60, in therapy, talking about how the "boomers" ruined your life. Not a pretty picture.

@Walter Jr. So out of the last 100 people you met at least 10 of them where SJWs? I find it much lower then that

@@arx754 Morons like you that don't even know proper grammar got jobs at businesses that were small during your time, and are now either much bigger, or have been acquired by another, more successful company. Because of all the growth your incompetent dumbass was handed free promotions and extra money you didn't deserve nor earn. Now that things are stagnant, no one can pull your same dumbassery and just randomly succeed, unlike when you were younger. Now the economy and country is waning, foreign powers go over our heads to negotiate with the EU and you don't like it, so you decided to just bitch about young people, while you had the most overprivileged generation in all of human history. Then you have the gall to tell someone in a completely neccessary job that will always be needed they don't deserve enough money to live, it's not your fault your generation fucked up the environment AND the economy in an idiotic stroke (pun intended), that YOU deserve lower taxes despite having more than enough to live, the younger poor people should pay for everything. YOU deserve social security and a retirement, but milennials don't, because you say so. BTW, I am a STEM major, want some super simple math? Not nearly enough STEM jobs for millenials even IF exactly the neccessary amount decided to go STEM, most would still be fucked by your boomin' fat ass that was responsible for the creation of husky khakis and XXXL clothing. Have fun getting fat and dying while the world goes to shit! I'm sure blaming the youth will fix EVERYTHING.

if you need to have an affair, perhaps you don't need to be married or committed.

No one cares about your opinion

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would you get off the guy's snake damn

That would be, drain my snake. 😆💥😱👍

Write them a complain so they can add your opinion to the evaluation survey at the end of the month customer review meeting . Or perhaps just get on with your life ?

Said the Millennial child of the Boomer.

@@woyame1 Nah. My mom was Silent Generation, I'm Gen X. Thanks for playing, though.

Napoleon I Bonaparte What’s it called?

@@kylestubbs8867 "Nosedive".

The older lady in the truck with zero stars is my fucking hero.

Well, it's an episode. But it's not real.

Probably there will be no staring. Mobile technology will be worn or even implanted.

From NOW?? you don't get out much do you, every where you go, faces in screens.

You just described 2019. We're already there.

Figured that was a given, but if not fixed it is a problem that will only get worse and we'll be left with future generations that form a society of phone zombies who are likely to consider getting a surgery that permanently attaches the phone to their hand so that they're never without it. Yes it's part way there already, but if doesn't get recognized in time we'll be left with people who never question anything or think for themselves, and therefore very easy to manipulate.

The stupid thing is that millennial's are some of the least likely people to judge workers for how they do they're job, since most of them know what it's like to have such a shitty job & might even still have one themselves. It's the boomers who love to judge service workers. They're the ones who won't leave a tip because the waitress didn't smile.

I doubt actual progressives (well, as I perceive them, i.e. most people that care not only about themselves but also those around them) would leave salty reviews everywhere by the bucket load.

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@@colewood3297 Exactly. And it's pretty rich for Bill - of all people - to complain about judgy people. Has he listened to himself in a while?

@@colewood3297 Millennials are judgmental af, yeah they should know better but social media is rotting their brains and turning them into whiny hypocrites, complaining about how boomers are at fault for their own shitty life choices.

"So they want to make sure the product is decent and go to reviews." And this is why companies are using bots and buying fake reviews- both positive reviews for their products and negative reviews for competitors.

@@mswen1983 All reviews should be verified purchases or services rendered, solves that issue.

Completely disagree. The internet is not the internet.

I'm very highly educated... I know words. The best words. I have a very big a-brain.

I rate you one star. For what you've done for comedians in the last 3 years.

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Watch out for the High Ground chosen one^^

Dump has a very good brain. He keeps in in a jar on his desk.

Yes, because unlike a millenial, some of us remember what life was like before this crap. Was it perfect? No. Were we constantly on guard and at each others throats about every little thing? No. Were we making slow, but positive and progressive changes in the world. Yes. Were there constant reports of violence being enacted by the left and right towards one another every other day? No.Coming from someone who was rased in the 90's, and was considered "extreamemly left", millenials have made a mockery of all the hard work progressives of the past have done. They have taken our wonderful ideals of peace, love, and acceptance, and turned it into fascism. You want irony? Antifa was fucking irony. Literally fighting fascism with fascism. They might say "fight fire with fire", but thats when using water has failed. Just because the "new liberals" do not have the patience to fight the good fight, in the way that would do the legacy of Dr. King proud, and show that Malcolm X wasn't murdered for nothing, doesn't mean they can tear this country down, and undo CENTURIES of patient and understanding change. Ya'll need to show up, sit down, and let your elders show you how to change the world, like we did when we were younger, not throw tantrums about because you want to tell a race how they should feel about their relationships. Fuck you millenials, I may *technically* be a part of that generation, but ya'll are too fucked in the head to get anything real done. Thats saying something coming from me...

TBH he always did that but know he's past it it really shows.

Ooo. Somebody's a little butthurt.

The person he was describing sounds like a Karen.

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Masada1911 you just proved his point!

It’s true tho. They bombard with u with a fkn purity test for EVERYTHING JFC

I agree. What he's not recognizing is that word of mouth reviews have always been what makes or breaks a business.

He's speaking more about people who are just really petty. That's the impression I got. Like, "too much salt!!!....1 star!" I mean, for shit like that, it's subjective, petty, and fucking ridiculous. I can understand if the product genuinely sucks, or the company was legitimately trying to scam you. OK...i get it with those cases, but the petty reviews I seriously can't take anymore.

Yeah, but he's still got his common sense so he's not going to join your Tea Party militia. Libertarians ONLY care about the liberties THEY want (which usually revolve around a death spiral of taxation and "framer's intent" because they don't want to pay taxes and contribute their due to the social contract). Just like D's and R's only care about the freedoms and priorities THEY want, which are equally as asinine. Bill is actually an INDEPENDENT. The only political affiliation that makes sense. It's like being an agnostic, where you reject having some sort of "knowledge" of an afterlife that NO HUMAN BEING WILL EVER UNDERSTAND EVER EVER EVER. Independents reject being pigeonholed, choosing rather to judge issues based on their individual merit. Unlike Libertarians who must filter EVERY single issue through their own personalized Libertarian filter, again, usually boiling down to whether it should be taxed, and the answer is ALWAYS no. It's just as bad as being an R or a D and it leads to the same ultimate end of fanatacism and demagoguery and violence. In case I wasn't clear enough: f**k libertarians.

Hypocrisy is a damn tough bear trap to avoid stepping in.

Those are two completely different things. Reviews and fat shaming is apples and oranges.

@@54762109758 So you're saying fat shaming isn't being judgmental?