New Rule: Your Not-So-Highness | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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In his first New Rule of the season, Bill calls on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle to take their progressivism one step further and fully renounce the idea of royalty.
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@007thday 4 года назад

"True Nobility is not being HIGHER than your fellow man but being better than your former self!"

@TheAutisticCapricorn811 Год назад

And that's the word on that 💯💯💯

@hcwsullivan 11 месяцев назад

Words we should all live by

@BanderaLatina 4 года назад

Hallelujah, I've been saying this for years. You cannot believe that all people are created equal AND have royalty... These concepts are mutually exclusive.

@jaisanatanbhakti 4 года назад

I totally agree with u. All this royal bullshit. That's not why our ancestors fought for independence.

@oydaladno4992 4 года назад

royals provide god's will on the sinful earth oh, but you will absolutely love our european atheism thing... It's soooo liberal

@jaisanatanbhakti 4 года назад

@@oydaladno4992 I believe in god but you are just spitting non sense. Read about Africa and India history and u will understand what royal family did.

@annnee6818 4 года назад

I agree but I don't mind it because being royal is so boring and such a nightmare I actually pity them. Unless you're really poor or sick those royals are worse off than you. 😂

@robertmcelwaine7024 4 года назад

@@jaisanatanbhakti And look what you got in exchange. Who is it that's in power in the Whitehouse right now?

@awesomejohn5544 3 года назад

Who’s here after the Oprah interview, they gave John Oliver credit in the news but I haven’t seen anyone give Bill credit for saying this about a year ago.

@stoneagepig3768 3 года назад

As a Brit I can tell you that a great many of us have been saying the same thing for centuries we just don't have our own tv show, to us this is not a new lightbulb moment at all

@jimmygillard 4 года назад

Been saying this since this was announced. They should ALL step back. Royalty has no place in the modern world. No gods or kings, only man.

@semitary 4 года назад

Thought you said no Kings. The only leader of man is one that actually follows thru with the will of the people. Name one. The rest act as Kings.

@willhiggins9563 4 года назад

Did you just quote Bioshock?

@r.j.836 4 года назад

The people have to change their form of government, they've been fine with it all this time even Americans love royalty news.

@jimmygillard 4 года назад

@@willhiggins9563 Yes. Yes I did.

@adscri 4 года назад

......and Trump

@ShirleyitsJohn 4 года назад

Goddamn, that Diana's wild ride joke was brutal

@AnnieWarbux 4 года назад

Especially followed by Prince Perv because for what Diana knew, she feared for her life. I agree with Bill but Diana was an exception. I was a girl when she married and I shared the experience with my mom. That is the magical illusion of it all. But, Diana used her position to help soo many others, to bring awareness to serious issues and to be a role model to young women. Until... If her sons have a different idea as how to run their lives, they have earned it! "Royal Blood" was something important once. They felt that there were no defects or "blood sickness" that would contaminate the blood line and they wanted to keep it that way. This was the very opposite of what their subjects had lived with. This is why hemophilia, found in the current Royal Blood Line, proves that there was a switcheroo back in the day..

@beamarla8218 4 года назад

when he said to just keep the kids away from prince andrew the laugh came out so fast i ended up choking and laughing and coughing , bill tried to kill me😂😂😂🤣🤣.

@queeniehurt3722 4 года назад

Someone had to say it....it's about time....The Diana joke was hilariously brutal in true Bill Maher form...

@belakovdoj 4 года назад

Jokes are only divided on good and bad and this one was pretty good!

@hatemyopinions5151 4 года назад

@John Shirley Facts! 😂😂

@flankspeed 4 года назад

As a Scot who wants independence from this nonsense, I approve this message.

@mrbritisher9748 4 года назад

As an Englishman please Scotland fuck off & become the irrelevant back-water you were destined to become 😂

@KingRandor82 4 года назад

I hear it more often than you realize.

@flankspeed 4 года назад

@@mrbritisher9748 Gladly

@aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggg 4 года назад

Jackson ......it’s not for the want of trying! Unfortunately, the UK government forbids it, for some reason. And it is an expert in irrelevancy!

@theaveragemoviegoer3769 4 года назад

Jackson we shall my jolly good English friend

@billsalgat8047 4 года назад

No humans are higher by birth. Couldn't be more true!!

@maddoggt6145 4 года назад

only exception...trump

@gwenmarie7311 4 года назад

Bill is telling the truth

@pvsutton3126 4 года назад

But some humans are richer by birth. Meghan and Harry want to be financially self-supporting - all very laudable. But until then, they will just have to manage on her earnings as a jobbing actress - plus the lotsa-money they get from his dad - and the millions he inherited from his mother. It's going to be tough.

@voodooros 4 года назад

Except everyone loves birthright citizenship in the US.

@arx3516 4 года назад

@@pvsutton3126 wealth can be lost, even if you are born rich you can find yourself in poverty if you don't manage your money well, being a royal however is something that no one, except the pope, can take away from you. away from you

@ninjaturtles12121 4 года назад

Omg everything I've always thought about but couldn't Express so succinctly

@hellfrost333 4 года назад

*" I can see your whole history in your eyes. You were born with nothing,* *so you've had to struggle, and connive, and claw your way to power.* *But True Power, the Divine Right to Rule, is Something you're Born-with."* -Azula

@RansomeStoddard 4 года назад

Well then it's a shame you don't have a team of writers working for you.

@ninjaturtles12121 4 года назад

@@RansomeStoddard lol!

@aalot6744 3 года назад

The last line "Just keep your kids away from prince Andrew" got me hahaha😂

@andrewbell2712 2 года назад

And Prince Andrew isn't as bad as Donald Trump, Howard Stern (who helped launched this missile at us), Jeffrey Epstein, or many other Americans.

@gehtkeinenwasan8087 2 года назад

@@andrewbell2712 well and how do you know how he is? what he thinks etc? i mean he could eat babys and you would not know.

@mackydog99 2 года назад

Saved the best for last.

@steveunderhill5935 Год назад

That’s uncle Andrew to you

@phrawgboislim9409 4 года назад

They always save the best jokes for last. "But keep your kids away from Prince Andrew". Hilarious as that is, it's not a joke. It's legitimately good advice.

@writeronthestormkyushu565 4 года назад

Bill is brilliant and in between his comedic daggers are life lessons. This was the best example. We do not have to be prisoners to the traditions and beliefs of our families. One life. Live it on your terms. Love you, Bill!

@russellmclatchey4162 4 года назад

I enjoy and respect my family tradition...no apologies.

@creativeamerican8811 4 года назад

You can’t have your cake and eat it. They didn’t leave they were removed. The Queen made this decision not Harry or Megan... They just want to rule Canada...

@nikibronson133 4 года назад

Yep

@nikibronson133 4 года назад

I also think his writers are brilliant too cuz he's not the only one writing this

@fdfac 2 года назад

@@russellmclatchey4162 You must live in the south where Southern Hospitality comes with a neck tie.

@DystopianUtopia8 4 года назад

I've wondered this very thing since I was 5 years old. Never could understand why people want to pretend a few are somehow above the rest of us. It's insane and born out of fear.

@danilo.castelli 4 года назад

The UK has royalty, the US have celebrities.

@rolphwartieda2707 4 года назад

boy! and I thought I'd be the only one, you! make me feel better ..

@michelekett8450 4 года назад

In earlier times the King, Queen, Chief, Tribal head were the bringers if wisdom. As we’ve become more conscious the need for others to determine your life. Trump, Putin, Xi, Jong Un, all dictators are trying to force us to do what they want for their benefit. It’s coming to an end, help it along by getting rid of Trump and the Republicans.

@michelekett8450 4 года назад

Maina Fridman To be an American is to be provincial and uninterested in the rest of the world. That is how the majority of them behave. There are many curious and intelligent Americans who don’t really fit in there, and I know a few who left for countries like New Zealand after Trump’s win in 2016.

@michelekett8450 4 года назад

J G You will like this. Rumi was a Persian poet, a Zoroastrian, a follower of Zarathustra the great Persian mystic and from whence the Magi came to see the baby born in Bethlehem during the reign of Herod. I used it as a motto when I turned 60 15 years ago and created the Ancient and Venerable Order of OLD., our identifying gesture being this 🖕. He wrote, ‘To be in the world but not Of it, free from Greed, Ambition, Intellectual Pride, Blind Obedience to Custom and Awe of those of higher rank. 🙂

@MrStGeorgeIllawarra 4 года назад

I find it hilarious (and kinda pathetic) how invested some Americans are in the Royals.

@g0679 4 года назад

MrStGeorgeIllawarra Ask friends about their favorite soap opera.

@CsykKrit 4 года назад

Ya it's not like the monarchy was complicit in colonizing most of the world, to use English vernacular - you twit.

@tomfu6210 4 года назад

@@CsykKrit Exactly what 13 US stazes did to the rest of North America during 19th century under stars and stripes...

@CsykKrit 4 года назад

@@tomfu6210 that's completely unrelated to the tropic here - America's apparent obsession with the Royals.

@kornobi_3165 4 года назад

I think being anti-royal is pretty safe in the U.S.A.

@quantumeseboy 4 года назад

Bloody hell, this guy always speaks my mind, almost word for word.

@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 4 года назад

@Quantumese Boy And does Prince Harry now speak yours as well? www.bbc.com/news/uk-51163865

@henryw1002 4 года назад

" I'm an Actress ...... he's a nice Guy " ............ Would Love to hear Meghan Markle actually say this about herself, and Harry. Brilliant from Bill.

@jaimjero 4 года назад

He did, In one presentation that's what he said "I am not your highest I am Harry"

@Zeldarw104 4 года назад

@@jaimjero well, well, wow!!🙂

@krisvq 3 года назад

She's an actress and he's a pilot...

@dannyv2468va2 3 года назад

@@krisvq And a real war hero for a change. THEY will be fine. When his stuffy father is King, who knows?

@estabon2u 4 года назад

Just announced today that they will longer use their "royal" titles. So maybe harry and megan are practicing what they preach 🤷🏾‍♂️

@lowesonia8551 4 года назад

Still keeping Duke and Duchess??????? that is not giving up royal titles!!

@kristoffermiller8929 4 года назад

I think they became aware of the optics after Bill's piece last night.

@mendingwall3823 4 года назад

@@lowesonia8551 But they wont be using the royal highness titles. They are also no loner using tax dollars and want to pay back tax money used to refurbish the cottage.

@patriotretiree903 4 года назад

"His or Her Royal Highness" is only used while in the performance of royal duties. Harry is still a prince and the duke of Sussex and Megs is still the duchess of Sussex. They are keeping Frogmore Cottage and funding from Prince Charles. Nothing has been taken from them and they haven't given up anything. Megs wanted to use HRH as her brand, but the royals do *not* get paid to work with brands and can’t be seen to be influenced by sponsorship deals. Harry and Meg are still the president and vice president of the Queen's Commonwealth Trust and are establishing additional foundations much like the Soros and Clinton foundations. Consider who is hosting them in Canada and who has been advising them. This is a move by the Queen to squirrel away and launder trafficking monies. Who knows what will happen to the monarchy upon the death of the queen.

@ronaldburns7877 4 года назад

@@lowesonia8551 You dont have to bow and scrape to a Duke and Duchess

@flapkatt6094 4 года назад

Stonehenge: And the aliens who built that left a long time ago- I lost it!

@jondunmore4268 4 года назад

Giorgio thinks they're still here.

@VCYT 4 года назад

0.5% of their DNA is in modern Brits.

@BjorckBengt 4 года назад

"Aryans" not aliens

@sierralvx 3 года назад

I really resonate with what he was saying at first, I moved 3000 kms away from my family just to have some goddamn peace! I've actually found out who I am separate from my family and turns out I'm a pretty good guy without all the religious bs. Funny thing is I see Bill as father figure who will always be honest with me and tell me what I need to hear. I fucking love him.

@LeeLoo_22 4 года назад

I will courtsey to that ONE who will make hunger and poverty history.

@kwstaskwtidis1789 4 года назад

hunger yes, but poverty cannot end.

@LeeLoo_22 4 года назад

@@kwstaskwtidis1789 poverty can be ended. Some nations give out billions every year, I'm sure something can be done fix various systems.

@rosamariamendoza1466 4 года назад

James n. I will too!!

@tracer740 4 года назад

@@kwstaskwtidis1789 - but, ... it may, when stupidity, laziness and ignorance are eliminated from the 'catch-basin' into which some allow themselves to fall.

@IRenegadEEEEE 4 года назад

Which is who?

@SantaBarbaraBiking 4 года назад

They should also give up their allowances.

@facesbybriana4708 4 года назад

They are.

@donbsweet5001 4 года назад

They want to be financially independent.

@louise-yo7kz 4 года назад

@@facesbybriana4708 Breaking news, they have. ITV news broke the news.

@VCYT 4 года назад

In the UK there allowances come via their own land rent, which the gov took in the 1800s .

@ejaganjac7085 4 года назад

They have. Besides, they'll make way more money without the constraints of the family

@theomegaconcern9564 4 года назад

Disassemble all monarchy. Distribution of their unearned wealth is needed

@baldybreaker 4 года назад

I’m English. I agree totally with Bill’s comments here. So do a lot of my countrymen.

@SuperEdge67 4 года назад

The amazing thing is many British people agree with Bill!

@ignatzmeyer1978 4 года назад

Still the majority favours Monarchy

@suzanne2 4 года назад

But not Harry. He just leaves because his wife can't handle it.

@nigeljames6017 4 года назад

Deekshant Belwal Majority Of British People Are Racist :- From Wikipedia :- en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_the_United_Kingdom “Studies published in 2014 and 2015 claim racism is on the rise in the UK, with more than one third of those polled admitting they are racially prejudiced.” So, no majority.

@nigeljames6017 4 года назад

SuperEdge67 Take a look a look at a 2020 British survey. All age groups still favor a Monarchy. :- www.statista.com/statistics/863893/support-for-the-monarchy-in-britain-by-age/

@nigeljames6017 4 года назад

thomas neale Well, they do have different genitalia I suppose.

@jaymuraleedharan 4 года назад

Finally, somebody sticking it to the royalty BS.

@randycox3522 4 года назад

not for the first time .

@carljones7466 4 года назад

We've done it in the UK for over a hundred years

@anderseckstrand7033 4 года назад

Carl Jones! 🤣

@JR-st3mp 4 года назад

Carl Jones better late than never ;-)

@mokonemokone3158 3 года назад

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@venicebeachsportsnetwork6677 4 года назад

Bill is coming out swinging

@queeniehurt3722 4 года назад

Yes!!! I hope he keeps it up....

@Ward413 4 года назад

Joseph Lauren Idiot.

@PatrickJConnor 4 года назад

Punching those who will never talk back, so brave ... They have now asked to stop being called Your Highness. As for saying the whole monarchy thing sucks, that's what they're doing by example but you really cannot expect them to say it out loud (certainly not at this point)

@kurdobakur7047 4 года назад

Imagine, really imagine JUST for one second, in the year 2020 there are still families who call themselves kings and queens! WTF?!!

@maureenvurlicer2891 4 года назад

Imagine! It is 2020 and a criminal "Bozo" calls himself "President of the United States of America." I'd feel better about criticizing the Royals if we didn't have our own brand of Royals running our government right now!

@VCYT 4 года назад

Imagine a nation that hands out guns to its people which then kill 35,000 a yr.

@ktwashere5637 Год назад

This is the crux of the issue with Harry and Meghan. Their beef is not that the Royal Family is racist etc. Their beef is that the piece of the pie they were being given wasn't big enough. They don't really reject the system (or they would have given back Frogmore Cottage without being asked), their complaint is that they aren't privileged enough!

@Hussein_Nur 4 года назад

Damn, he slapped around the Royal Family like it was personal.

@dolfanterry665 4 года назад

I finally heard someone say aloud what I've thought for a long time. ROYALTY. Laughable.

@nancystroh5045 4 года назад

I agree

@mariaalano3077 4 года назад

jacqueline Kennedy was not even impressed with the Buckingham Palace. But the thing is, the Royal Constituents themselves love the Royalty.

@grex1242 3 года назад

That's because you are a commoner.

@PittsburghSportsFan43 4 года назад

The "50 ways to leave your mother" line is a referance to the Paul Simon song "50 ways to lose your lover". Good song.

@thelaurels13 4 года назад

Love this and I’m a Brit. Agree with everything Bill just said. It’s outdated bullshit!

@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 4 года назад

@thelaurels And Prince Harry agrees with both of you. www.bbc.com/news/uk-51163865

@thelaurels13 4 года назад

@Miyojewolt S Nasonth Harry has always been sick of their shit, especially after the way they treated his mother.

@VCYT 4 года назад

So then old manners should also be seen a bad as are out-dated,?

@missd2657 4 года назад

The American's seem to be more obsessed with the Royal Family then any Brit I know. 'The old bat' made me laugh.

@VCYT 4 года назад

@@missd2657 yes there are royals all over magazines in the USA.

@Ndizzyinthehizzy 4 года назад

That's why I live five hours from mine. Close, but far enough away.

@Ndizzyinthehizzy 4 года назад

Glad to have you back Bill. Got lonely without you.

@7XHARDER 4 года назад

@@Ndizzyinthehizzy my balls were 2 days away from becoming pure blue, but bill uploaded and I unloaded all my stress in a single video. I think I need a cigarette now

@Ndizzyinthehizzy 4 года назад

@@7XHARDER How to lose seven pounds in seven seconds.

@Peopleofthesun386 4 года назад

I see my family practically every day cannot imagine my life without them

@Ndizzyinthehizzy 4 года назад

@Annanymous Or the entirety of the state of Washington. States out west are huge. You can spend all day driving in Montana and still not even get out of the state.

@jhpm6647 4 года назад

"The monarchy is the UK's greatest tourist attraction" *laughs in french*

@---cf9bj 4 года назад

Trust me mate, alot of us over here in britain either don't like the monarchy or couldn't give a fuck about them, the majority of people that fawn over them are middle aged women and stuffy old aristocrats, most of us despise having to pay for their existence.

@JohnWhiteHere 4 года назад

-- wait... did you just agree with someone from france?!

@---cf9bj 4 года назад

@@JohnWhiteHere I know, i do feel abit sick. agreeing with the french is more treasonous than speaking ill of the royals.

@jh5kl 4 года назад

@@---cf9bj two idiots going for the retarded cliches, to look smart, while speaking a germanic language, largely changed by french to what it is nowadays 👍

@radial2074 4 года назад

Honestly, it would be even more of an attraction if there was no family. The castles would be empty and tours could be held through them. Making a lot more money than people just gawking from outside the gate.

@crystalscott9948 4 года назад

Megan tried to stop someone from curtsing to her just not too long ago and the haters had a field day, they found something wrong with it, go figure😒

@gwenmarie7311 4 года назад

Yes she did i saw the video where she stopped the lady and was shaking her head know. She huged her instead

@J-BKing 4 года назад

I'll have to look for that but nothing Meghan does seems good for anyone. Glad they chose sanity over pageantry.

@steveconn 4 года назад

@@gwenmarie7311 'know?' 'no?' 'hugged?' Get a dictionary.

@susantunbridge4612 4 года назад

Oh shut up about "haters" and get a thesaurus, find a vocabulary ffs.

@J-BKing 4 года назад

@@susantunbridge4612 I refuse to engage with persons who cannot understand choosing good mental health over public perception. Do have a pleasant day.

@64standardtrickyness 4 года назад

As a Canadian immigrant, I could never believe having to swear allegiance to the queen of England wasn't a practical joke.

@Jen-ok6os 4 года назад

Eh Americans pledge allegiance to a flag regularly. I've never had to do that for the royal family. Definitely not a fan of the royals but it's equally as bullshit

@bradgonzalez8733 4 года назад

Pledge allegiance to the flag which represents the USA is equally bullshit?

@joycerouget2379 4 года назад

"The queen of Canada"

@64standardtrickyness 4 года назад

@@bradgonzalez8733 I guess but since the flag cannot actually tell you to do stuff it can be considered swearing allegiance to the country.

@hobbabobba7912 4 года назад

@@64standardtrickyness the queen doesn't tell you to do shit either

@jsharpe007 2 года назад

Comment from the UK, that was hilarious. Thanks Bill.

@dmaster419 4 года назад

I’d love to see Ricky Gervaise on this show soon

@stevereeves1740 4 года назад

Sometimes you speak DIRECTLY to me, Bill. I recently made this really tough decision, questioned it and wondered if I was right for my decision to leave my family. Yes, there are many reasons leading up to my departure, but I still doubted myself. I went with my gut, who has never failed me - it's my insecurities that does - and quit them. And then I see this clip, making me feel a whole lot better. Thank you, Bill, sincerely. This spoke directly to me.

@patricedhanis3546 4 года назад

Your highness is ok to call someone who is stoned all the time

@stemup 3 года назад

And it would actually be a compliment

@melindac3368 3 года назад

@@stemup And true!

@bebeldan 4 года назад

5:07 Versailles is a perfect exemple of that

@katiekane5247 4 года назад

"His Excellency" should go bye-bye too. I keep seeing these Trumpers saying Don Jr 2024 & Ivanka 2028. We fought a war to stop monarch rule, we damn sure don't need to go back to one.

@barbaralewis4790 4 года назад

Those die hard pro-Trumpers, are in the minority..Most can't conceive of putting another trump in the WH ! Especially now that he's impeached.. Not exactly a glowing recommendation ! It lasts forever !

@luxomoore6711 4 года назад

Cool, apply it to the Clintons now. I hope the first woman president is Ivanka.

@katiekane5247 4 года назад

@@luxomoore6711 she's a designer of handbags & shoes. Why the interest in return to a Monarchy? There must be many more qualified women in America. I can personally think of 5 or more.

@realissues188 4 года назад

@@luxomoore6711 I know you are a Looney tune ass hole.

@wandabonefont6197 4 года назад

@@luxomoore6711 she's already the first lady.

@diezpiedrasnegras1703 2 года назад

"I'm an actress, he's a nice guy". OMG! LMAO!

@faisalamjad2834 4 года назад

Makes a great point that in this day and age royals don’t make any sense

@jbv776 4 года назад

Faisal Amjad it starts to make sense when you count up those tourism dollars they directly and indirectly bring in

@---cf9bj 4 года назад

@@jbv776 As bill said, they don't directly bring in tourism revenue, it's all the buildings with all the history attached, look at the french, or the russians, or even the chinese they haven't had monarchies for centuries yet the people still flock to the winter palace and forbidden palace.

@pukebastard9705 4 года назад

@@---cf9bj The last French Emperor was 1871, Napoleon the Third: 149 years ago. The last Russian Czar was Nicholas the Second who abdicated in 1917: 103 years ago. The last Chinese emperor was Henry Puyi who abdicated in 1912 but was placed as emperor of Manchukuo by the Imperial Japanese Army in 1934 and resigned in 1945: China- 108 years ago/ Manchukuo 75 years ago.

@KingRandor82 4 года назад

Many Brits have even gone on record saying they're tired of the Royal Family business, and that they should get real jobs. The monarchy ain't gonna last much longer.

@danphelps2525 4 года назад

@Trousersnake Pliskin maybe start with a republic then perhaps that would be a good direction

@krillin876 4 года назад

Best Maher segment in years.

@lastguyminn2324 4 года назад

Which only shows how bad this show has become.

@paulbaransky4086 4 года назад

@@lastguyminn2324 you know you missed Bill and you are back for his 2020 premier. So much trump material to stay funny indefinititly.

@lastguyminn2324 4 года назад

@@paulbaransky4086 I watched just to see what Yang had to say. For Trump jokes, I'll stick with Colbert, Kimmel, Meyers, and Trevor Noah, who are all funnier than Maher, who has become a grumpy old curmudgeon yelling at the kids to get off his lawn.

@paulbaransky4086 4 года назад

@@lastguyminn2324 Colbert is good but Maher cuts deeper and is not rated G. Yeah he sometimes gets grumpy but so do the rest of us who think trump is above the law. Bill just cuts harder on his criticism even though it isn't always funny.

@topixfromthetropix1674 4 года назад

People need royals like a fish needs a bicycle.

@rvdb7363 4 года назад

A king with mostly ceremonial duties can also by a unifying as stable factor in a country. More than a president, because a king has to remain neutral in all political issues. There are good presidents that stand above the parties and aren't swayed by the issues of the day, but there are also presidents that are idiots like Trump or presidents with dictatorial streaks like Putin, Erdogan and Trump

@donnablack2589 4 года назад

@@rvdb7363 At least a President is not in office for life,he is not just a figure head,because who in their right mind wants to have one person ruling over them for life,but can't take a stand on any important issues in ones life?A queen or King is there until they die,all they do is cut ribbons and a little charity work for you subjects and peasants.

@bookashkin 4 года назад

@@rvdb7363 Great how you picked examples only from Presidential systems (you forgot Microbrain) and no Parliamentary ones like Italy, where the President serves perfectly well in ceremonial duties without the ridiculous notion of blood lines and divine right to rule. By the way, British monarchy has far more rights than they let on. The ceremonial tag is just a fig leaf. Heck, the Queen still drives a Rover and is immune from prosecution - Bill should probably avoid her domains.

@rvdb7363 4 года назад

@@donnablack2589 only in the UK does a royal stay in the throne until they die. In other countries they retire. And not all of them stand above the people the way you think. You should google king Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands. There is lots of footage of him participating in traditional games on the national holiday and even some toilet bowl throwing. I am okay with the current system with a king as head of state, because it works. But if my country decides to get rid of him, I could live with that as well. Although I would want strict limits on the power of a president as well. We don't want a situation here like with Orbán, Putin, Erdogan, Bolsonaro etc. So basically a ribbon cutter with a fixed term and some limited powers, like Frank-Walter Steinmeier, the president of Germany.

@arc46789 4 года назад

@@donnablack2589 Royals dont rule, they represent the country as the unifier. The queen doesnt pass laws. In the past kinds didn't rule much either. Their job was to preserve traditions and to protect the land. If they failed to do so it was off with their head.

@kevinzamora6378 4 года назад

"Diana's Wild Ride," had me dying lmao

@KM-xx1gx 4 года назад

"I think the woke have been asleep." DAMN. That's an awesome drop

@naglar7610 4 года назад

Bill nailed it! I can never understand the fascination of a forward thinking modern society like the UK with maintaining the monarchy. It shows that even educated people can be brainwashed to accepting almost anything

@helenshimell3343 2 года назад

Better than a President.

@hamzamahmood9565 4 года назад

An entire segment without the president's name? What?

@Uouttooo 4 года назад

What a refreshing change!

@thesehotels 4 года назад

1 time since 2015

@maryhjort7318 4 года назад

It is amazing to me that the Dutch still have, and love, a royal family.

@Jeroen1983 3 года назад

We tremendously admire how they abandon the country in its hour of need and then talk to us on the radio. It shows they care.

@dannistor7294 2 года назад

...why shouldn't they?...

@NewMediaProductionsOrg 4 года назад

End oligarchy everywhere.

@MajorMlgNoob 4 года назад

Monarchy and Oligarchy are different things but agreed

@Blunder03 4 года назад

I agree, but they virtually have no power at this point. They're basically tourist attractions.

@Mikeb-NH 4 года назад

New Media Productions It’s bad enough it still exits in the Arab world but I’m amazed the UK still has a royal family. The concept of royalty is utterly asinine. It’s not personal. I’d rather associate with the royal family than the Kardashians but it would be the same thing if the descendants of George Washington lived in DC in some palatial palace on the taxpayers dime.

@CsykKrit 4 года назад

@@Blunder03 ya but they funnel tones of money from the public and hoard a shit ton of gold from other nations. It's like having a jobless grandmother but you have to give her most of your income because she can't be seen eating "normal" foods.... Actually that's exactly what is like.

@kamranzamanifarahani3306 4 года назад

Bill! You should have mentioned, along with Stonehenge, that Chester Zoo attracts more visitors than Buckingham Palace too.

@davidlynch433 3 года назад

I'm a Brit and I quite agree, Royalty might have been relevant in medieval times but it needs to be abolished in this modern age.

@ariste01 4 года назад

Pork and sauerkraut on new year's is a PA Dutch tradition for good luck.

@ariste01 4 года назад

@whaledog77 I only eat a forkful for luck. I can't stand cabbage in any form.

@PaulMcElligott 4 года назад

Actually, they will no longer be “his and her highness.”

@ukoutdoors3022 4 года назад

Actually, no. They will retain their titles, just not use them. It's all a bit of a cop out really.

@pamelacox540 4 года назад

Also filed a trademark for “Sussex Royal” 🙄

@Zeldarw104 4 года назад

Meghan markle was given that damn, title, she didn't give it to herself --- Hello! WTF?! Don't get mad at her, this is misplaced, anger, If ever I read it?!🤨 @dingleberry-aka-dingbat.

@Uouttooo 4 года назад

@Dingle Berry Call a press conference!

@johnbroadway4196 2 года назад

YES YES AND HELLS YEAH ! Yet respect of one's Elders also show's Respect.

@robomop9711 4 года назад

So on board with this “think outside the crib” idea.

@wileyschmitt 4 года назад

Guhgeesh, that picture of Prince Andrew is super creepy.

@haraldchristiansen6942 4 года назад

@CD Smith think what that teenager thought with that coming at you.

@pajbadyna2350 4 года назад

BILL YOU ARE JUST GREAT

@Haztagz 4 года назад

That’s why my fam and I live on two continents

@Juniperbreezeer 4 года назад

“I want an apology from the people who always wants an apology!” 😂 😂

@geriquin2643 4 года назад

Think outside the crib. There must be 50 ways to leave your mother! When the Old Bat puts her spoon down we’re done 😂

@lantawon12 4 года назад

How about presidents who are "carted around" in customized luxury jets and whose wife is called the "first lady" although nobody voted for her?

4 года назад

__________* for President! * - insert the latest Kennedy, Bush, Clinton, Trump or any other spoiled child born into money here.

@romant142 4 года назад

Derek McCumber Exactly it’s on a different level but still ridiculous

@donalddelaura3894 4 года назад

@ Clinton was not born into money. Neither were Truman, Nixon, and Eisenhower.

@Tommah1000 4 года назад

One is voted in by the people, the other inherited.

@lantawon12 4 года назад

@@Tommah1000 "voted in by the people"? When the people have a choice between a narcissist and a psychopath?

@chichimamushka5851 3 года назад

Bill i loooooooooooove you FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

@bdflatlander 4 года назад

Agree, agree. I rejected my family’s religion when I moved out of my parents’ house to go to college. As much as they tried to force it on me I decided it wasn’t something I had any interest in. I actually kind of feel sorry for Prince Chuckie. He’s still working for his mother in the family business in his 70’s. That’s gotta suck.

@bdflatlander 4 года назад

Susan Kay : if Chuckie becomes king that could spell the end of the monarchy in Britain, which is a good thing. As Bill Maher said, it is an outdated institution whose customs are at distinct odds with modern society. Maybe Harry and Meghan stepping back from their royal duties will hopefully cause the British people to question the need for the monarchy besides being a tourist attraction and fodder for the Fleet Street tabloids.

@Blunder03 4 года назад

@@bdflatlander What would make the monarchy crumble under Charles in your opinion?

@Eltalstro 4 года назад

@@SusanKay- sounds like a pretty standard king.

@jaydavids6485 4 года назад

Working? Wtf is he doing? Farting and drinking tea all day??

@austinha11 4 года назад

@@mosesking2923 pussy

@daniarossaan 4 года назад

I Agreed 100%!! Enough with “your highnesses and bows”!!!

@corryjookit7818 4 года назад

They've just removed themselves from being HRH's. More modern than you think. Paying back the millions spent on the house Frogmore Cottage as well. Both are already millionaires in their own right. See you both in Canada.

@luciavolino6136 4 года назад

Absolutely great and right on!

@SwatZombie 4 года назад

As an Aussie who voted yes in 2000 for an Australian republic I say "darn tootin"

@fayfay7423 4 года назад

imagine bowing to another person gtfo

@bdflatlander 4 года назад

CALLME FAYFAY : GTFO indeed!

@CT-um7zq 4 года назад

To be legally inferior, not to mention forced to pledge loyalty to another human ( who did nothing to earn it) is just too fucked up for words But to English people, who don't known anything different, is a hard pill to swallow ( not all of them tho) They LL get there. Times are changing *They think we are stupid for not having nationalized health care, just as much as we think they are blind if they can't see the insanity behind a monarchy*

@o.b.7217 4 года назад

The Japanese do it all the time...got nothing to do with royalty, you know? It's a sign of respect.

@esterzach 4 года назад

@@o.b.7217 I was thinking about that. I think I know one or two people, who deserve it. But other than that...

@detrickfagan3925 4 года назад

@@o.b.7217 I agree. Ethiopians do it as well. And I respectfully bow also. I don't know to anyone else though. I guess I can say, culturally aware

@midnightvargas9835 3 года назад

Omg. Im so happy I'm not alone thinking this.

@charlierec3445 4 года назад

Long overdue the calling out of this joke of a family! And to think taxpayers foot the bill of these buffoons. But then again, we got Trump......

@Mikeb-NH 4 года назад

Joseph Lauren “Blah blah stock market blah blah black unemployment”. Same thing every time. Like you actually give two shits about black unemployment. Black unemployment has been on a steady decline for close to a decade now. It had absolutely nothing to do with Trump. But since you all seem to think so, what initiatives or bills did Trump pass to help with his supporters favorite talking point?

@charlierec3445 4 года назад

He’s put NOTHING in my pocket. But his buddies are getting rich.

@mickeleh 4 года назад

Prescient. They gave up "your highness" while this was airing.

@taxigeezer1 4 года назад

Goes back to a time when " Royalty" meant having the biggest army..

@havable 4 года назад

And the most ruthless thug of a leader.

@grex1242 3 года назад

Not really. But lots of kings great and small.

@hydrogenroar 4 года назад

Shocker: Her Majesty stinks up the bathroom same as everybody else.

@sosaruhinda2615 4 года назад

No... her majesty poop comes out of century old organs it stinks waaaaay worse

@crookim 4 года назад

She has a tushy cleaner...

@justtubingby129 4 года назад

Oops, I ended up in the kindergarten section...

@mygirldarby 4 года назад

How dare you, sir!

@maxinebrainey7771 4 года назад

No ♻️she uses potpourri 🎉🎆❗️

@alphacause 4 года назад

This was a great New Rules segment. Of all the pernicious ideas in history, the notion of tradition is probably one of the worst, because it has been used as a rationale for some of the worst abuses of power.

@brian5o 4 года назад

You just know that on Diana's Wild Ride there will be a bunch of park employees chasing after you to take your picture.

@nebazzmahogyezsejo 4 года назад

Well, they "lost" their titles, and I'm sure they are happy this way - as they didn't want a title to their son either.

@susanjanes2409 4 года назад

Meghan doesn't have to wear those silly hats anymore.

@rshiva08 4 года назад

She may wear them if she likes and wishes. It's got nothing to do with what Bill was saying.

@natalianakoriakova8084 4 года назад

MeGain is a fucking gold digger, my way highway bitch. She want privacy and normal life? Why then wouldn't she just shut the fuck up, get out of the limelight and news on every corner of the net and live quietly ever after, working actually?

@Tonysmithmusic 4 года назад

as a UK resident this is the best analysis of the monarchy ever 😂😂😂

@michaelrowsell1160 4 года назад

You want Trump for your head of state.

@pagielicious 4 года назад

Queen Lizzy has minions who do the dirty work for her. Don't be fooled by that kinda granny persona.

@aligensa 4 года назад

Bill actually got his wish today: Harry and Meghan renounce their title.

@VCYT 4 года назад

They DID NOT - it was removed by the Queen.

@AnGeLicK69 4 года назад

Well technically they lost their HRH. They are still the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

@aligensa 4 года назад

VC YT Since they must have seen that coming it amounts to the same thing.

@LoveandJustice2 4 года назад

Well technically they still have it, just not using.

@temudgin62 4 года назад

@@aligensa They didn't see it coming. Harry said he wanted to retain the titles but was not permitted to.

@jjohnsengraciesmom 4 года назад

Thank you for this Bill.

@onlyrick 4 года назад

"Not bat-shit crazy". I wish I had put that on a t-shirt back when I had the credibility to pull it off.

@richardschiffman7657 4 года назад

It's utterly hilarious whenever a royal has an "epiphany" in life and they say they want to be "financially independent". I'd imagine it'd be pretty easy to be financially independent when you already have tens of millions of dollars to your name.

@wallacewallaby5782 4 года назад

Plus they're huge celebrities as well, which means people lining up to give millions just to catch a glimpse or hear them talk, just because they won the birth lottery.

@chriswilliams1096 4 года назад

Not so easy to be financially independent when you spend $1,000,000 on clothes per year (allegedly).

@carrowxhex6891 4 года назад

We will be seeing Harry as an extra on a CSI episode...bet!

@kevangunn7163 3 года назад

Totally agree, I'm English and the Royals remind me of the GOP, rich, white, and untouchable. We've just had a lot more practice.

@cavemanpleasures 4 года назад

From my experience, these woke people who Bill picks on are actually very anti-monarchy.

@craigcorson3036 4 года назад

I've been a not-batshit-crazy-ist for almost my entire life. Nice to get a shout-out from Bill.

@КонстантинЦарапкин-ю3и 2 года назад

That one is a rare example when "like" button is not enough!

@peanut25john 4 года назад

Bills not playing the game “ And good on him.

@captainpugwash4100 4 года назад

I think I would still prefer The Queen as head of state, look what you’ve got Bill!

@rhondah1587 4 года назад

But in the U.S. we can fix our mistakes. You can't fix an accident of birth. Be honest, you've had some doosies in the royal family.

@rosamariamendoza1466 4 года назад

Captain Pugwash , but.... You got your own TRUMPTER!!!

@bcutting1 4 года назад

Trump is only temporary!!

@niccololanzoni4538 4 года назад

ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT

@barbarawinterbourne3736 4 года назад

The cost of US elections and the cost of US Presidents are mega higher than a monarchy.

@deansusec8745 4 года назад

They want all the perks of being royal with none of the responsibility

@annatarassow-niechcial6094 4 года назад

Thanks Bill Maher !

@dw8390 4 года назад

The woke has been asleep😂

@theresanoble1695 4 года назад

Right on Bill, Harry has been wanting out for a long time! He just gave up his HRH! People need to stop , just leave him alone, let him live his life. Welcome to Canada,

@paulinechapman9319 4 года назад

Theresa Noble yah they can live in my back yard anytime..and oh they can even use my barbecue..we canadians are nothing if not friendly...❤️💃🇨🇦🇨🇦

@johntrout1957 4 года назад

I live in the UK and I would'nt piss on Royalty if they were on fire !

@peterhawthorn5054 4 года назад

I’ve said all this myself in essence (just not as funny) but because I’m English and think this I’m apparently a communist

@Alias_Anybody 4 года назад

Deeply communist places like... Austria.

@rhondah1587 4 года назад

If France can exist without their former monarchy, so can the UK. The U.S. was established in the 18th century deliberately without a monarchy for a very good reason. No one should ever be expected to bow to another. The only way to have any sort of sense of we are all equal under the law.