It's almost impressive that Steven Seagal still manages to get women to agree to be in movies with him. It's like an Australian family that have lost their kids and dogs to a Crocodile, going to the riverbank every morning and feeding the Crocodile.
If we want to go full politically incorrect, let's make an Under Siege 3 where Seagal breaks Andrew Tate out of Romania and fight the Reptilian Matrix on the moon
What's the Segal movie where that fat guy is, like, "Fuck your mood, man!" and Segal just shoves the guy to the ground? That shit made me cry laughing when I was a kid.
@@ElCrab "In a world... where crime is running rampant..." _panoramic shot over some Eastern European/Southeast Asian City skyline_ "...and the strong prey on the weak..." _flash shots into some run-down village or town_ "...the answer to the prayers of those unable to defend themselves..." _ba-dum to black screen_ "...is here to dish out steaming heaps of justice..." _slow zoom-out rear shot of General Commander 1st Class Johnson N Johnson played by 10th dan³ master Steven Seagal_ "...on the plates of those who do wrong..." _slow circling shot to pause of mafiosos talking with politicians in some mom and pop restaurant with corrugated steel roofing_ "Yes, we would like to conduct our shady business transactions with you in this inconspicuous restaurant where us six, well-dressed men surrounded by a cabal of burly, sunglass-wearing armed security details clad in black tactical gear ensure our conversations aren't hindered or heard by anyone eavesdropping." "I agree, friend. We have nothing to fear as we parlay in our unethical practices to ensure we come to a finite resolution on how to separate another village girl from her family so that our empire doesn't shatter." _flash shot of Seagal's stunt man racking bolt on a sniper rifle as such menial actions will drain him of his precious mutagen stores_
I've never seen the movie playing in the video, but just watching it here, it looks like in the opening scene a bunch of gang members try to rob a store, who then try to fight Seagal and get their asses kicked - and then for no reason at all the store workers who were just being robbed decide to try and attack Seagal and get their asses kicked too?!
Dragged Across Concrete is literally the movie Nick is describing. It starts with two cops getting suspended for police brutality and it’s framed like it’s a bad thing. Can’t decide if it’s a good or bad movie because it’s got some really great directing and action but some of the most blatant political pandering to the right I’ve seen in a movie in a long time. Definitely worth the watch.
