NEW SUPER MARIO GALAXY 

SPOLIER: Mario realizes he actually can’t breathe in space and dies of suffocation

“You guys don’t want me to read this dialogue” *He’s a man of the people, they said*

3:47 The whole level leading up to the boss had to do with ground pounding to kill the moles and hit the tree stumps.

"I will make sure this comes out a bit more regularly" *This was 3 Months ago*

“Odyssey was just a bunch of moons scattered in one place.” Wait till he hears about the Green Stars.

Spoiler: This game ends with Mario waking up on the floor of an Applebee's Bathroom, it is never clarified how long he has been there, although one would assume it had been a long time

spoiler: peach hired bowser to kidnap her to avoid taxes

Spoiler: The goombas with helmets are called goombeetles.

Much as I loved that, him skipping the story time cutscene brought genuine pain to my heart.

SPOILER: Bowser gets chlamydia that’s why there’s a chlamydia planet

"Why would I know how to do that!?" Because they taught you it earlier with the other moles, Arin. ....Wait, wrong channel.

Spoiler: Mario odyssey, galaxy, and sunshine all are connected in one way. You take the moon and you take the sun. You take every star thats so much fun. No its not a coincidence, its Chowder.

Spoiler: Mario goes into clinical depression after Luigi’s death

The intro is basically how my mind processes everything all the time

Alpharad: “I’ll make sure that this comes out more regularly” So that was a lie

Spoiler: Jotaro Kujo comes and helps Mario, and they both fight Bowser together.

Spoiler: The game continues to be amazing until the end.

Spoiler: after you beat the game there is a second game called Mario galaxy 2 I’m not going to say if this is real or fake

“I will make sure to upload these more frequently”

“Add fake spoilers in the comments.” The blackholes will give you every STD and Luigi doesn’t take his anti-depressants.

Spoilers: At the end Mario finally notices he has been in space the whole time. This sudden realization causes him to have a panic attack as he desperately gasps for air in the vain belief that he will survive the vast cosmic emptiness. He dies shortly after.

"I am lucky, shocked, and a little aroused by the fact that I passed" I have no clue how Alpha strings sentences together, but I'm thankful anyway.

Legends say he’s still making the new Mario galaxy video

Hey Alpha, I was the one who said the "For Kobe" thing in the Odyssey stream a while back, but I thought it'd be just that one-time acknowledgement and then the bit would be over. Seeing it in the video at 10:33 made my day. Thank you

"You guys don't want to see me read the dialogue" A-actually... " *skips the dialogue* " B-but...

Spoiler: Mario eventually discovers hes in love with Hungry Luma.

4:10 when I played this as a little kid I cried on that boss it was so hard

Alpha: *kills small mole by ground pounding and spinning* ahhh that’s how I do it. Haha mechanics. Also alpha: how do I kill this bigger mole? The game is giving me no hints!

"I just remembered that Galaxy 2 is a thing, should we play it after ?" Everyone *wants* that.

“...if a Wii remote can fit through my...” Not gonna lie I kind clenched when he started saying this

"See ya in another 2 months" Me: wow he wasn't kidding "I'm just kidding" Me: no you're not

SPOILERS: Actually, a lot of people want you to read the dialogue. And to keep coming back to Rosalina's Library. And to not ignore the story.

Spoiler: Mario hires a hitman to kill bowser while he sunbathes on a moon

SPOILER: Mario gets drafted for the Lakers and takes on a life of ballin’

11:45 "I know what I'm doing sometimes and barely" I felt this

Last video it almost sounded like Alpha wasn't a huge fan of Galaxy, so it's nice to hear how much fun he was having this time.

Alpha: "I just remembered Galaxy 2 is a thing, so is that the next thing we play?" *Y E S*

Spoiler: Alpharad never plays this game again

*spin move kills every single boss in the game* Alpharad: now, that wasnt intuitive at all. How was I supposed to know?

"The signs say death, but my heart says maybe?" There comes a point in every galaxy playthrough where you overestimate the long jump. The moment he landed on that planet, I knew it was imminent. Also, try the other shovel knight campaigns, as they are commonly thought of as direct improvements.

"It feels like a student film because I don't get it." As a recent film school grad, this is accurate. I mean year 1 was literally "ok here's the fundamentals of making sense through film" and by year 4 most people still didn't have it.

"my commentary is on point" ten seconds earlier "Who would have thought the ice skating world would have ice skating"

“Is this guy suppose to be hard” Wait until you do the boss rush star in super Mario galaxy 2

"he's different from me and I don't like it" And ladies and gentlemen that is how racism started

Spoiler: Mario loses because Luigi was doing nothing the entire time.

Honestly this brought back nostalgia of my first time playing through this game when I was like 8 and was struggling so much. Also holy crap, this game came out when I was 8, I’m 21 now.

It genuinely warms my heart hearing Alpharad enjoy this game. Galaxy is my favorite game, so hearing Alpharad talk about this game's heart gives me life.

Mario Galaxy: The game that makes everyone feel better

SPOILER: I’m not even kidding Mario uses a raygun to defeats bowser. It’s epic

This was awesome. This is one of my favorite games and watching you play through it for the first time genuinely warms my heart. Great video

7:56 this means nothing to me, because I can’t read. 14:06 dark matter plant GANG.... They grow up so fast

Spoiler: near the end of the game there is confirmation that Bowser Jr. is in fact Peach's biological son

“It feels like a student film cause I don’t get it.” What beautiful words coming from a beautiful man, see he is different, he could have litterally any other phrase, but he used that one because he is a 1/100,000,000 man (Edit thanks for the likes)

Spoiler: Alpharad actually will take 2 months to upload the next episode.

Your right it hasn't been two months It's been 2 and a half so good job for not lying

Spoiler: the story was about the friends Mario made along the way

“Well time to do what momma says” never have more cursed words ever been spoken in a Mario game.

“I’m kidding!” Next video literally comes out two months later

6:13 the genuine excitement was so pure I love it. wait until he finds out you can press Z while you skate

Man it's gonna be crazy when he gets to the FPS section

Spoilers: the game ends with Mario discovering his fetish for snake people

I'm guessing he will start up the next episode with a flashback of him saying"I'll make sure this comes out a bit more regularly" and then sarcasticly laughs about it like: haha I said that didn't I, well...

Omg it took me HOURS to do the first world in the vid. So glad others know my pain. (I also didn't know how to use the flowers at the beginning either, so HOURS)

The Freezeflame Galaxy was definitely one of my favorite galaxies.

Spoiler: Mario is the sole survivor. Everybody else dies.

His question at 4:12 My memory: No, we never got close to that galaxy.

Spoilers (contains both true and false ones): The universe is destroyed at the end of the game Luigi is terrified of bugs. You can pollinate flowers as Bee Mario. There's a Pokemon Easter egg One of the stars requires you to speedrun Major Burrows. There is a second Luigi in the game A powerup allows Mario to pilot a robot A powerup allows Mario to fly You get to fight the UFO seen at the beginning of the game as a miniboss You face off against Bowser Jr. just before the final battle with Bowser. Rosalina turns giant Mario turns giant Bowser turns giant Luigi turns mini Yoshi shows up in this game There's a Metroid Easter egg

SPOILERS: The mole comes back as the final boss

Spoiler: Mario has never been sober which is why he thinks he’s in a galaxy, why he thinks there is a cap that abducts anything, and why he hooks up with a lot of girls

I always love to come back here for 11:45, still one of my favourites

Spoiler: halfway through mario loses to bowser and has to call upon his hidden power of spaghetti to continue

"Feels like Alpharad is back." I had the biggest smile on my face when I heard those words.

5:49 "That wasn't hard at all; I am stupid" pretty much sums up all of galaxy's bosses

Spoiler: Captain Toad was the twist villain and was controlling Bowser. When Bowser couldn’t kill Mario he transformed into Bowser and destroyed the world or something.

17:52) luma violence in the background

You saying “It feels like Alpharad is back” genuinely made me smile. Love that energy. Keep on doing you man, that’s what we’re all here for. Also, kudos to you for not rushing this and waiting until you were in the right mental state to do it. A late video when you’re feeling good is infinitely better than a rushed video when you’re feeling sideways, even though we all know that’s not as lucrative in aspect to revenue. Take each day as it comes, all of us are here to support you 👍✊

Dude, your commentary WAS on point this video. Although, I’m not trying to demean your past commentary but this was really good. Great job Jacob!

I really wanted some ice skating stuff like this in Odyssey, feel like some really fun stuff could be done with that

I'm glad things have been going better for you, man. This video turned out great! Can't wait to see more!

If you press “Z” while ice skating, Mario skates BACKWARDS.

SPOILER: There is no spoiler, take off your clothes.

Thanks RU-vid for reminding me Jacob never finished Galaxy Hey, add this to the Gold list

MOAR plz this game is amazing a bunch of people and myself would like to see you finish this game

Bowser really does get the most random powers. He’s been: Big, Dead, Big, Teleporting, Big, a Furry, Big, Magic, Big, Hat, and *Big*

Spoiler: Rosalina is is just Peach with amnesia

Alpharad: look at those big hands! Me: now you know why peach loves him

4:16 yes and no, when I was a kid I was scared of the bosses and always asked my sisters to defeat the bosses. But now as I am older I can easily defeat the bosses. Because you get this random knowledge in your head to take further.

“Spin move. Spin mooove.” Remember when he watched MatPat play Mario maker and he didn’t know what a spin jump was

"I don't know what he is, but he's different than me and I don't like him." -Alpharad, 2020

I just wanna say, this was one of my favorite games as a kid and I 100% it and played through it as Luigi and loved it. Best game

The flashbacks to like a decade ago of my childhood. I hardly remember anything, but some things I really did.

Spoiler: At the end of the game Bowser is trapped in space and he eventually stops thinking.

I genuinely spent 1 hour trying to find that exact rosalina ahegao face with no luck, unless someone can find it I will put this mission on a halt.

The mole fight was always one of my favorites. I never had a hard time with it. Love your videos btw!

Platformers is his favorite genre? CUPHEAD EXPERT PLAYTHROUGH CONFIRMED!

1:04 NOSTAGLIAAAA

This is my favorite mario playformer ever, I played it since I was very little and thi was one of the first ever games that I played so I feel super happy that a RU-vidr that I like plays this game.

Wow, your editing is always spot on Alpharad!

Spoiler: At the end you learn that Bowser was actually Toadsworth the whole time. He then teams up with Wierd Al to turn the entire universe into hot pockets.

I never played Galaxy either but it was fun watching you go through it.