New Upcoming Movies 2024 (Trailers) 

Yup. Really, really bad taste. Save your money and watch You Tube videos.

It's like they're made by biased AI and no quality control.

It CAN be worse than 2023!!!

Yup, exactly what I thought . I guess it's a time to make my life so interesting that there's no need to escape into Fiction anymore

For sure!!!!!!!

When do you think that was?

Remember when they couldn't because there was more than 60 seconds worth of plot

There is a game I like to play with trailers I call "spot the ending". To play you just try to guess which part of the trailer is the end of the movie. the easier it is the less I want to see the movie.

Remember when we didnt have a clue that the movies we were watching were conditioning us for future events!

Barely! But yes!

The Road Crew Flagger story: Bring you kid day and your little son come to work. Rick mafia son drives a suprraaaaaaa and crash to kid... (sad) then rich father save his son from jail then our The road Crew Flagger kills all rich man bodyguards with only a flag... the happy bloody flaggy end...

Haha, that's some funny sh*t.

The Groundskeeper will be first.

I want a movie called The Carpenter with the trailer having nothing but dramatic music and closeups of actor's faces. Is it a hitman movie or a religious movie? You have to buy a ticket to find out. No early showings for critics.

@@1retiredknight Beautiful. Why don't more people have this sense of humor?

what a shitshow. really...

Amen!

Great year? This is the year America ends... we almost had a civil war just last week with Gov. Abbott seizing the federal border, until Biden surrendered the border to Abbott (thankfully to avoid bloodshed?). And our elites are openly talking about how they want to draft people to start a war with nuclear Russia, particularly in Britain whose social media is full of women freaking out that Britain suggested drafting all women for their future war with Russia (partially out of fear men would all avoid the draft by claiming to be women, so some are arguing they have to draft all genders, Biden actually already changed the US law secretly by writing an executive order declaring trans women to not be women, and Biden wrote that only the "sex at birth" would determine draft status, basically can't get out of the draft if you say you are a woman, Biden will say "no you are a man" and draft you).

Ironically, the movie T.I.M was made in previous years. No idea how it ended up on here

I have a lot of great books to catch up on.

Totally agree..Sharks on A Plane..much better title

"Monkey Bightin' Sharks on a Monday to friday plane"

Facts and we'd watch it too because of the title and it actually has some substance. Yeah I say they blew it.

That shows a good sence of humor on your part

Was my first thought and then just, holy crap they went overdramatik full retard with that one.

most of california is red...only the big cities are blue.

you don't know how numbers work, do you? @@jeremysumpter8939

And the population of the small towns and rural areas is less than any single big city there. The gangs in LA alone would probably outnumber the ones who'd side with Texas.

Hey if enough Cali people move there

thats the only way this plot works, they need the sheer numbers of those state's populaces - so i agree.

Raaaah. I thought I was the only one who felt nothing watching all these trailers. Don't know what exactly it is but I felt no thrill and do not look forward to seeing any of these.

Haha i just watched Shawshank literally yesterday, and every time i rewatch it feels like i watch something new.

Shawshank... They just dont make em like they used too...

And Scent of a Woman.

And The Green Mile

Most don't even feel worth the 9-10minute 'movie recap' video once they're out, LOL

@@mambi74 Personally, struggling through the 2 minute trailers tbh

Ugh...same. At least I know Dune awaits me.

90% looks like Netflix crap.

The last one is just straight up out and has been since last year lmao

At least; unlike nearly every other one of these "upcoming movies" this one didn't turn out to be 80% Dizzy Streaming shows.

And waiting...

first one looks good tbh

You mean in the bunker?

@@goodcitizen3027 Beside the bean's cans😅

For real, these are all ass.

Well, give it a few years and dvd and blue ray players will be rare as VCRs and everything will be digital non-physical media and more easily censored by the mainstream.

I know.. these movies are all trash. There is a reason Japan outdid these attempts of entertainment and it's name is godzilla. None of the content providers are worth a damn because they keep pumping out dumb trash like this. Reminds me of that scene in idiocracy when the movies are just 2 hours of people getting kicked in the balls and the dolt public keeps laughing and munching that popcorn. Dolts.

Who's Ron Swanson?

You need to watch Parks and recreation

I don't think they are shooting for a 1:1 reality to film story here and that's kind of the whole point. They are choosing two traditionally politically opposed states to be a team to 1. help gather a larger audience and 2. tell a story about real possibilities in this country's future without it feeling "too real"

@@Elfimis111 This has nothing to do with reality or lack of thereof. The movie stinks of stupid propaganda - wars (also civil wars) don't start because people are "different". They start because people have conflicting ideas.

@@leonidfro8302 The state is a violent gang, the only difference between the average street gang and the state is who is on top. Civil wars happens when one gang approaches the power of the top gang.

seriously what a collection of terrible looking movies. Civil war is the only one that looked half decent and thats ONLY because of the writer and producer flashes.

Nevertheless, that's what Biden's owners have coming. All by design.

Just wait till you hear Colm Meany say the line: " I have *had* it with these motherfucking sharks on this motherfucking plane".

Having C. Meany makes me nearly want t' watch it, even havin' seen but a small fraction of his work.

@@Yanni75if they want PG13 rating he will say "i have HAD it with these mother loving sharks on this monday to friday plane!"

🤣

​@@Yanni75lol i literally said that out loud when she or he (can't remember who) said sharks on a plane.

I mean... Thats usually what happens when it hits sooo

Or hit really well. I'm rooting for AIs to take over the writing, because eventually they'll do something outside their DEI indoctrinations, unlike this crop of humans.

@@casnimot VERY rare if at all. Even actors and actresses realize when a strike was going on during a show or movie and call it out. Im waiting on AI to take over your job too. Definitely be fun for you

Looks like they are still on strike

@@casnimot If it means we stop getting so many stupid strikes, I'll gladly take AI writers with proof readers over this "guild" shit...

“Time to take out the trash…”

and "The Gamer"..sniper kills with AWP :D

The Ditch Digger! lol

It's Hollyweird's way of trying to connect at least a little with the common people.

You'll never see the "The Customer Service Rep"; any attempt would fail. "You want me to deal with people outside my job?!? F That."

Yep I thought the same it looks like an Eldar or Drukhari out of Warhammer 40k so got my attention but not in any trailers. They did something similar on another video where it looked like it was maybe Deathstroke from DC comics but then no trailer to match again.

Yeah I noticed; I was curious if she was from a horror movie or what; then nothing. False Advertising just like every other one of these.

More and more false advertising...

Is a picture from Mass Effect 5

@@HLGRAMA-ux7lr Really? We haven't seen anything like her as an alien species in ME; unless she's some sort of Cerberus mutant or something.

💯💯💯

Well, I wouldn't call it a true warning by the movie producers. It is definitely a cheap shot preying people's current fears and concerns. I'll skip it based on just that alone. Leave the World Behind was the same but we ended up watching it not hearing anything before hand. It was terrible as a movie, on it's own. Although, also terrible that they portrayed people like Kevin Bacon's character being all "I'm gonna look out for my own during this pseudo invasion.

They already hinted they were gonna use hollo projection to make things seem real when they won't be. This was Mysterio in Spiderman....our ai and holograms are at that level now.

lol@@someperson7873

Gotta sell it to people as cool first, before actually pulling it off.

Stop letting people grift you with fearmongering and ignorance.

Yea it called thanks Joe

That's what they want you to think. These films are a form of pretexting society into accepting typically unacceptable norms. The more you open yourself to such ideas, the greater the chance of it coming into reality.

The twist is that his nickname has nothign to do with he chosen retirement job; he just really sucks at basketball.

Thanks for say BY accident and not ON accident LOL…at least some pockets of civilization still exist

@@chpet1655 I agree. Also, a topic is talked *about,* not *on.*

@@chpet1655 Unless it happened on Accident Drive, or the lesser known Italian repair shop, Accedente

are you furking high?

hit the nail right on the head, buddy

I disagree. Believe it or not CA, like TX, is mostly a red state. Both have large GDPs, sizable active military and veteran populations, border issues, major natural & manmade resources. I could easily see them coming together for a mutual benefit.

it really does demonstrate how ignorant people in hollywood truly are.

I suspect that's to make it clear it is a satire and not what the author actually thinks will happen, like "it's ok folks, it's just a fantasy, Texas and CA would never be allies politically"

Its like saying Klingons and Romulans would join forces... it's just so implausible that it's not even interesting.

@@firelock9080 your entire perception revolves around boomer memes. Your brain isn't addled, it's leaking out of your ears right now.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend...

What's even more hilarious is that they think only two states would rise against them if a president declared himself supreme ruler and canceled future elections. But, yes, the two they settled on is profoundly silly.

I mean, there are a ton of conservatives in California, and a ton of liberals in Texas. Both of those states are a lot more "purple" than people realize.

Texas is purple, so, maybe within 20 years?

It's because they don't want the scenario to be too close to the real world. Probably for liability reasons in some way.

You think they ever didn't? Though they do seem to be getting worse as they run out of stories to steal/rehash/remake that people haven't seen many times before.

What world?

Youmean like the mid to late 90s then? Remember? Deep Impact, Armageddon, Godzilla, Event Horizon, Tornado, Volcano, Tremors, 12 Monkeys, Independence day, Jurassic Park 2, Waterworld, The Postman, End Of Days, In The Mouth Of Madness, Mars Attacks… Hell, even Dogma was about the end of the world… Angry and nihilistic? Natural Born Killers, Lost Highway, Falling Down, the original Funny Games, Doom Generation, Sleepers, Ichi The Killer, Fight Club, Eyes Wide Shut, American History X, The Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, Bad Lieutenant

predictive programming

Couldn't agree more. So much paranoia and tension and division. Does the audience really want to feel this way all the time?

We need to see this so we understand the situation we are actually in..thats what art does, it makes you feel something, stop this woke happy space BS

​@@MrMichaelHahn Movies are supposed to be entertsinment. That basically means fun and relatively light-hearted. If what the studios are offering is precisely the opposite, then send them a message by simply not paying to watch any of these "depressing" offerings. Zero box office receipts will be swiftly taken on board and happy movies should quickly appear.

Danm buzzkill much

@@sam.victor470 🤣 weird

i don't think they forgot. This group doesn't know how.

But we have CGI and propaganda, no time for an actual plot or character development.

For real. I feel cheated.

Gotta be a 40K eldar. But the pic could just be cosplay for all I know.

You see THAT actually looked cool so you knew it had to be fake lmfao

I was thinking the exact same thing. I realize eventually Texas will turn blue, but it will never be THAT blue.

California, Texas and aliens. Only one CNN reporter can stop them now!

lol Texas will never be blue. If it ever turns blue, it won't be Texas anymore.@@beayn

@@ShadeDraws Texas and California are both a lot more purple than most people realize. There are tons of liberals in Texas, and tons of conservatives in California.

The real problem with this alliance is not left/right, but the fact that California's government is so big they need a bailout, and Texas's government is so small they don't want to pay for the California bailout, so WHY would Texas give all that money to California to pay for $9 Big mac's made by $25/hr fast food workers, when all of California's problems are clearly self-inflicted by too much government ? In fact, any state in favor of big government can just stay in the Uncle Sam group, because there is lots of government in the Union. The only reason to leave is to get away from too much government, and why would California be worried about that ?

You and I are on the same page. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that trailer

It's the new "Marvel universe", they will make a few more characters like "The Plumber", "The Electrician" etc and then get together and form "The Blue Collar Force"😂. We already have "The Cable Guy" (Jim Carey). Although before all of this, I am still waiting for my John Wick/Hitman crossover.

@@LeonardoG1981 don't forget The Accountant (Ben Affleck )

@@LeonardoG1981 now playing!.... The HVAC Boys!

@@manvendrasingh4554 Nah, accountancy is a white collar profession.

You mean doing documentaries?

They are expanding their offerings for better or worse

In this economy, I'm glad they're not tempting me to waste money in the theatres.

Not unless you're expecting the movies to have unhappy endings

Disagree.

They have the economy equivalent to the 3rd largest country in the world so guessing they would obliterate any other state lol. Red welfare queen states (all the ones who rely on blue state handouts, most of them) would not survive a war for longer than a month lol

FACT

I couldn’t agree more! I’m only watching I.S.S because of the song!!

I feel the same way. All they make now is crappy SJW homosexual fan fiction. We got Rocky, Terminator, RoboCop, Predator and the list goes on. Star Wars was actually awesome too

also, why the fuck did they back away from the view port when they saw bombs detonating on earth? Aren't they protected from most radiations anyway, not like those can reach you.

considering they have limit supplies and only be able to survive for a few months at most you think the more pressing matter would how are they getting home.

Also the ISS is a symbol of international colaboration and not only between the US and Russia. Fck American exceptionalsm.

@@stewarde17 I can already see it: "why are they fighting against each other up there?" "so the movie can happen!" "makes sense"

@@Illfury Because shock. People tend to back away when in shock. Or that is how actors portray shock.

such a formulaic movie

Under description you can see the timing of each trailer

there is

Wait!?! This isn’t a single trailer?

Separators between the trailers would be nice too. They literally look exactly the same.

Sadly, comedy is almost an extinct animal since nobody can tell a joke without someone getting offended.

@@MistysCharizard like christianity jokes and political jokes

Nothing like a little social engineering, right?

You sure it’s that far in the future?

Maganuts are planning for it right now. 10 years? They can't count that high.

But bro this one has Aaron Eckhart in it bro. Just give it a chance bro 😢

Meh. It's a trope that works, so I'm down for it.

He's tired of the game. He's lived that life too long, and too hard...but they just keep pulling him back in...

None of these are worth watching in theaters or in the streets or even if you're chained to a wall and bored.

Well you're so enthusiastic, I bet your the life of all parties.

Well you're so enthusiastic, I bet your the life of all parties.

Well you're so enthusiastic, I bet your the life of all parties.

Well you're so enthusiastic, I bet your the life of all parties.

The people who produce this stuff live in relative prosperity and don't even have the imagination to construct a valid, neutral view of a future American civil war. Mainstream American entertainment is dead, anyways. It's going to decentralize via AI. The same way more people watch RU-vid than even Netflix, Hollywood is going the way of the dinosaur. They're not needed anymore.

Check him out in "thank your for smoking" - an awesome movie and he's awesome in it (back when movies were actually good)

I swear I thought you meant Tommy Lee Jones...

no no the newer one, Tommy's Two face was very forgettable regrettably. @@brucenatelee

⁠@@Mortyrianthat entire movie was regrettable 😄

This civil war is based on NBA: East vs West 😀

you'd think, but the wealthy red and blue states have much more in common with each other than with the poor-as-dirt red states

It would be rural vs city for the most part. City people are soft and would be destroyed.

None. Check the comment thread started by @eagleaura6718 for more discussion on it.

One thing for sure is the left against the right, and you know the right will piss blood all over the flakes..... seriously, they'll be fighting LGBTQRST.... BLM.. I forgot all the other acronyms. This will happen one way or another.

I'll help you out a bit: Democrats good, Republicans bad.

@@MrFreeGman They would have us believe.😂

Duh, of course it will be Orange Man Bad, White man bad, White Supremes bad, etc......

​@@MrFreeGmanso you are picking marxists over patriots. Got ya.

I cant wait for a spin off movie called "The Janitor" featuring Jason Statham lol

Jason Stratham is already in a movie called "The Beekeeper"..... so.... @@Revo2Evo

I'll pick it up at Blockbuster...

It's what coming, these movies are preparing us 😮

i agree

feels more like wishful thinking

They are movies dude. Movies

@@hairyhunkcyHA! I wish they were

And deux machina and every other fucking nonsensical AI/robot movie that has been written by an 11 year old in the last 11 years!

will there be a cameo with "The Painter"?

@@Imazombie14 Nah, he arrives 2 weeks later any time between 9am and 6pm.

Clearly a shared universe of themed assassins

Sadly, there is probably also someone making a weird fetish parody: The Bee-layer.

The universe of the tradesman....

Your fear powers the matrix.

right? like whoss thinking of the ISS in a war situation

And with that many bombs, we're talking about nuclear winter. There not only won't BE a Russia or America any more, but also no spaceship to come and bail them out. Realistically, they're all dead no matter what.

petty politicians xD@@patrickking3124

Yeah except if Trump did that, Texas would go along with it. If Biden did it, Newson would be the first to stab him in the back.

So, it's about Obama??

Like California would give a shit as long as he promosed more sexual perversion, dead bablies, and "eat the rich."

Guessing you don't follow American politiics lol. The only reason the director made California one of the suceeding nations is so that the film doesn't come across as purely hateful towards the right, so that it doesn't alienate half the coutnry meaning more money for the box office. The entire plot you described is basically what left wing people think Trump would do if given the chance. If the film was Texas + Florida suceeding it would basically be a left wing fantasy and no right wing people would go to see it.

California residents got enough signatures together to recall its governor, he got back in office by almost 100% of the vote, and CA decided the election was obviously fair and untampered with in any way. Are you talking about the same California everyone else in country sees, or do you mean a different one?

Ghostbusters is a classic bait and switch, in fact they’re not even hiding it in the trailer. Its hey lets put Dan and Bill in the film for 10 minutes but then focus on a couple of kids and a woman saving the world.