New Worst Apology Just Dropped 

5:51 cat appearance 6:01 cat disappearance 6:08 cat reappearance 6:12 cat disappearance 6:16 cat rereappearance 7:04 cat abduction 7:33 cat liberation 8:08 cat voluntary exile 8:24 cat rerereappearance 9:29 cat final moment 17:07 cat secret moment

00:00 - start 1:00 - one minute in 12:52 - some random time in

"I blacked out" So he has no control over his temper, he meant everything he said and has said when trying to hurt people. His apology is bullshit. He absolutely doesn't care about anyone but himself.

the fact that neon insults someones dad for working at walmart is crazy, i feel bad for the son

the most surprising thing about this is finding out that kick has community guidelines

3:53 pyro had to bring in his dog for his apology, this truly is the worst. 5:46 AND his cat. Truly a bad man. 7:46 ANNND his girlfriend, we don’t sympathize with bald people pyro, stop trying.

7 minutes commentary, 10 minutes cat cameo

“My Response to Fat Pyro”

The duality of pets: Sleepy dawg Chaotic cat

5:51 kitty enters 6:01 kitty leaves, 6:08 kitty comes back :D 6:11 kitty leaves for good, you're welcome Edit: 6:14 kitty comes back :3 7:05 kitty gets abducted :'( Edit 2: 7:32 kitty comes back once again 8:08 evil pyro kicks kitty out truly a pyrolive moment Edit 3: 8:24 kitty fights back 9:08 ksi and n3on jumpscare Edit 4: 9:28 kitty's tail visible on camera 9:29 kitty gone for good this time for real truly peak pyrolive content

Using a cat for sympathy wont fix this trainwreck of an apology

xqc is looking weird in 2024...

The notti bop is a dance made by 41. Notti got killed by a rival gang member who stabbed him in self defence in a subway in NYC, and the dance of someone putting their knuckle back and forth on their stomach means getting stabbed while leaning back. DD Osama (like any brother ngl) is obviously pissed that this happened and released a lot of songs that tribute his brother, including a response to "Notti Bop" by 41.

“An eye opener for me, my eyes” taps his forehead

The cat really increases the quality, like before the cat the video was shit but with the cat it becomes S tier

11:02 “this was an eye opener for me” *taps his head*

Some random address in Birmingham now gets constant death threats thanks to Pyro, and they have no idea why 🤣

I love the fact you have a cat and dog living in peace together

I never want to wish physical harm on anyone, but god damn this kid needs some kind of physical and mental reality check. I would love to see the video if there ever is one of him being thoroughly humbled - To reply to some of the comments. Any time this guy has been in any serious situation it always seemed staged. Like I said, I don't want to wish harm on anyone, but this guy and Jack Doherty are going to get themselves seriously hurt when they eventually do this to someone with nothing to lose. They act like everything they say and do have no consequence and one day someone is going to really hurt them. Had someone acted to me the way they do to people back when my fiance took her life last year I would have lost control on them. Not saying it's justified, but they don't know what's going on in some people's lives.

Every year we get an apology video worse than previous worst ones

11:00 "this was an eye 👁 opener for me" taps brain 🧠💀💀💀

" Nobody Likes To Be Banned on any Platform, Except Twitter " Lmaooo

Neon looks like if someone made a wojak in a laboratory to beat someone in an argument

whenever i hear the phrase "this was an eye opener for me in my eyes" in the apology i cannot stop laughing

"what!!? my action has consequences!??" neon

Timestamps 0:00 Video starts 5:50 cat appears 7:04 cat disappears 7:32 cat reappears 8:07 cat disappears again 8:32 cat reappears again 9:29 cat disappears for the last time 17:07 cat appears for the last time 17:13 Video ends

The best thing ever to happen is a cat jumping on the table and seeing pyro genuinely happy

PET THE FUCKING CAT ALREADY

5:55 kitty entered the slop video

We need that cat to be more involved in his livestreams. The chat will break him from the outside, the cat will break him from the inside.

Pyro: yo, can I copy your apology video? Tmartn: sure fam, but don't make it too obvious Pyro: *Cat*

Its like hes still with us, fly high pyro

pyros cat appearance is like when youtubers have there pets in frame during their apology video to make them look better

5:50 genuinely the best part of the video XD

Pyro’s setup looks so cozy dude, i know the whole bit is how much of a degen pyro and his chat are, but that’s a W to see

Pyro saying he hams it up for the stream but that reaction to the "man who sold the chins" dono was 100% authentic

The cat interruption is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

He literally says WORDS DON'T MATTER THEY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING, to getting upset when someone talks about his parents. He needs to be rid of the internet for good.

Pyro changing his location every month is like monthly redecorating of your room

The cat was trying to save us from the slop, and was terminated. So sad

10:27 “I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologise” ass apology

Title: New Worst Apology Just Dropped Subject of the video mentioned at 10:25.

Pyro's dog chillin on the couch like he pays the bills

New worst hair cut just dropped

6:08 Another proof for the research paper that a human brain temporarily loses more of its braincells the closer a cat is

this is the most aesthetically pleasing pyro video i have seen

7:17 Neons mom comes to comfort neon 😢

5:51 Kittycynical

I love how half of the video is just Pyro's cat and him interacting with it

the xqc transformation is coming along great

It truly elates me when Daddy Pyro opens the basement door and feeds us his content, straight from the source 😌

Neon is basically a new Ice Poseidon variant

dude the cat is impressive and moments in video make it more authentic; those who are irritated - well, personal preferences are personal preferences, different and a lot

Pyro we miss you, come home son

that fresh slop got me geekin

Pyro dead serious : 😠 Pyro when kitty appears: 🥺

90% explaining 10%cat

I gotta say, the more the human race exists, the worse internet apologies get.

Dog with Dementia in the background, my day has been saved

we need a cat cam for streams

Poll for more Pyrocat moments?

he has 4 eyes still needs "help from kick" to open them

“this was an eye opener for me, my eyes” points to forehead*

Pyro's revealed Fat Pyro again, he just doesn't slop it yet 🎅🎅🦀💰

that flower looks like someone is sneaking in

GUYS IT WAS AN EYE OPENER IN HIS EYES

Even the cat loves Pyro's merch, that says something

That cat made this slop way better.

"Indefinite ban" was only 3 days smh

3:52 was the most entertaining part of the video, besides the incoherent rambling from pyro

When did pyro decide to start cosplaying as xqc?

Bro said “my eyes are now open” and pointed at his head this guy can’t be serious 😭🙏

Don't get fooled, the cat is just an excuse from pyro to put mid-roll ads and getting additional watch time.

By the time this video was uploaded, neon was already unbanned

6:09 oh dang, his cat is one of the rare ones that actually wants their tail played with, cool

Pyro still has one of the best apologies

4:03 Pyros wife in background

I usually don't make fun of people's physical build (this is a lie), but Neon actually looks so unhealthy. I wouldn't care if he wasn't so argumentative and overconfident, but that coupled with the anatomically impossible twigs he uses as arms is both infuriating and hilarious.

love how nick eh 30s deformed brother actin like hes gonna do something execpt go EEEEHHHHHH MAZING

Pyro, can you stop uploading slop on this channel and just start uploading videos of you playing with your cat and/or dog. Please.

I completely forgot the point of the video and don't even know what it's about because I have been staring at pyro's dog for so long

definitely not annoying watching you stop the video 15 times to acknowledge your cat

"the fattest of quotation marks" oh so quotation marks you commisioned for?

7:03 how much was the woman paid to be your 'girlfriend'?

what song is this i need to know 0:05

He didn’t even whip out the ukulele to make the apology better and worse at the same time

I like that neons eyebrows seals up the rectangle created by his hairline

bro excused himself for doing the same by saying its a "joke" 💀💀

"it was an eye opener for me" *taps his head

ty for not cutting the cat part i love it

"Don drinak ma wotor" 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💂💂‍♀️💂‍♂️💂‍♂️🍵🍵🍵💧

Getting banned from kick is wild. You’re definitely a lost cause if you manage to get that

Ok

Nick Eh 30 in an alternate universe

6:39 MYSTERY HAND

Bro thats Nick Eh 30 Pesos

His situation was basically an alteration of the boy who cried wolf he was such a liar that people just stopped believing what he does and ended up getting manipulated by his own girlfriend

An outburst of anger like that is never a "one time thing" I'm sure it'll happen again

"it was an eye opener for me in my eyes"..... as opposed to what???

get the fucking cat.