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Microwave Mishaps, Hilarious Office Chaos and Tech Fails with your startup's 10x programmer and cracked software engineer and software developer (SWE). best humor containing openAI, Nvidia, Intel and Linux news. #humor #jokes #programming

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@programmersarealsohuman5909
@programmersarealsohuman5909 3 дня назад
ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-kKAue9DiHc0.html
@claymoresteel
@claymoresteel 3 дня назад
Which video is it
@samirsaeedi74
@samirsaeedi74 3 дня назад
You can link your video so that it shows at the bottom of the short.
@yunusemreerbek924
@yunusemreerbek924 3 дня назад
WHERE THE FUCK IS VIDEO?
@bearb1asting
@bearb1asting 3 дня назад
VIDEO Edit: looks like they hid the video
@BloodyIron
@BloodyIron 3 дня назад
Guys weren't you paying attention? The network is down!
@rigen97
@rigen97 8 дней назад
"it's my library" what a flex
@takeiteasyeh
@takeiteasyeh 8 дней назад
total chad
@puffinbasher
@puffinbasher 4 дня назад
I haven't quite done that yet. I have had the professional meeting of "Is there native integration between x any y". "Yes, I coded it a couple of years back" "Well that's sort of a no then- we would want support in the tool itself" "Your not understanding - its in the tool, which is open source, and I have merge rights for and have added multiple integrations to. This is first party supported, in part by me.
@pizzadearmas8516
@pizzadearmas8516 4 дня назад
yeah that line got me
@N38Productions
@N38Productions 4 дня назад
​@@puffinbasher God why can't it be me
@Phantom-dy3wd
@Phantom-dy3wd 4 дня назад
taken a break from scp rigen?
@Sindri44
@Sindri44 5 дней назад
"who else needs to read this" Is such a Software engineer / Programmer Thing to say
@DivineLight661
@DivineLight661 4 дня назад
It really is
@chrismiss9556
@chrismiss9556 4 дня назад
Or sometimes Doctors
@Sirenhound
@Sirenhound 4 дня назад
That and "who wrote this trash? Oh, me 3 months ago? I probably should have made it readable"
@uvsss3870
@uvsss3870 4 дня назад
@@Sirenhound THIS IS SO TRUE
@17arando
@17arando 4 дня назад
​@@Sirenhound The amount of times I've looked at code and swore at whatever idiot did all this nonsense and didn't even leave decent comments only to check git and find it was me. 😭
@reptilianinmateusz8533
@reptilianinmateusz8533 5 дней назад
Im convicned theese type of people develop adblockers and god bless them for that
@jaidathompson3478
@jaidathompson3478 4 дня назад
they develop the websites, the ability to place ads and the adblock
@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq
@RokeJulianLockhart.s13ouq 4 дня назад
​@@jaidathompson3478 "full stack dev"
@glitchmanshandle
@glitchmanshandle 3 дня назад
They build the problems and also sell the solutions :)
@dakotahaithcock2658
@dakotahaithcock2658 3 дня назад
I cam confirm my best friend helped make ublock origin and he's like this
@prestonja541
@prestonja541 3 дня назад
@@dakotahaithcock2658 cap
@ByteBeacon9660
@ByteBeacon9660 5 дней назад
The way he stops the timer after the network went down 🤣🤣
@levayv
@levayv 3 дня назад
Stress testing it 😂 been there done that
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE День назад
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@ExcitedDesertCreature
@ExcitedDesertCreature 22 часа назад
​@@EEEEEEEEsame
@nathanb1509
@nathanb1509 16 часов назад
I thought he was sending the restart command from his watch.
@boristseytlin8799
@boristseytlin8799 6 дней назад
"What backdoor?" lost it
@nastykerb34
@nastykerb34 4 дня назад
The xz one
@svankensen
@svankensen 4 дня назад
Heh, the one that was catched before going global? It's a neat story. A group infiltrated an open source library, but a backdoor, and old german software engineer sensed something was wrong, dug in and found it.
@nastykerb34
@nastykerb34 4 дня назад
@@svankensen r/woosh
@Potent_Techmology
@Potent_Techmology 4 дня назад
@@nastykerb34 germans don't humor you're lucky you're not Polish
@svankensen
@svankensen 4 дня назад
@@nastykerb34 nah, I got it. It was obviously a reference to that incident tho.
@evanlane1690
@evanlane1690 4 дня назад
Sounds like Magnus Carlsen decided to go black hat.
@dropthegame8620
@dropthegame8620 3 дня назад
Exactly what I was thinking lmao
@simonhenry7867
@simonhenry7867 3 дня назад
Cross reference win!
@breverence
@breverence 3 дня назад
Yo I was thinking the same thing
@Pepesmall
@Pepesmall 2 дня назад
Hahaha 🤣
@zattk6419
@zattk6419 2 дня назад
Legit was about to comment that
@paulmulders3648
@paulmulders3648 6 дней назад
"it's my library" is the funniest thing ever
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE День назад
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@msal
@msal 9 дней назад
😂 "two javascript frameworks from actually launching this" And by the time he said that it was already five libraries behind
@bigkahunauk1
@bigkahunauk1 4 дня назад
😜
@RealRurik
@RealRurik 4 дня назад
And probably 3 deprecated libraries with a warning tag 😂
@WiseWeeabo
@WiseWeeabo 3 дня назад
jkjk it's all lost and homeless 😂
@Machtyn
@Machtyn 2 дня назад
And Dependabot is reporting 4 others are out of date and have vulnerabilities.
@WiseWeeabo
@WiseWeeabo 2 дня назад
@Machtyn but management categorised the vulnerabilities as low priority so we're just gonna let them stack up for decades 🤣
@boredSoloDev
@boredSoloDev 3 дня назад
"WE HAD CUDA DRIVERS FOR THIS LINUX THIS WHOLE TIME" I felt that
@rokiesato
@rokiesato 2 дня назад
bro installed open source drivers this whole time 💀
@daedaluxe
@daedaluxe 5 дней назад
"It's my library" make me almost spit coffee
@Solice-lx8mk
@Solice-lx8mk 2 дня назад
For those not in the know, what is so funny about this?
@eis6570
@eis6570 2 дня назад
​@@Solice-lx8mkthey're two steps ahead The library was made by him, already tested it, and decided to fuck it I'll release it.
@greenphoenix7365
@greenphoenix7365 2 дня назад
And now if anything happen they will be THE person for it, a.k.a INFINITE MONEY GLITCH!!!!!
@daedaluxe
@daedaluxe 2 дня назад
Holy fuck this got a lot of likes lol
@VstoLrde
@VstoLrde 2 дня назад
Happy 1,000th like, lol
@jtspgs1986
@jtspgs1986 День назад
sounds like a typical conversation i have my family LOL "Hey Justin, I saw you working on the TV earlier. Was something wrong?" "no i just had a random idea, hit source and volume up at the same time on the remote" *they do it and suddenly pacman starts playing* "Justin didn't you do this to the car's GPS last week?" "no...that was donkey-kong"
@MrJayhwk
@MrJayhwk 8 дней назад
"Who else needs to read this?" I literally died xD
@EvilTim1911
@EvilTim1911 5 дней назад
RIP
@bobDotJS
@bobDotJS 5 дней назад
I literally am the creator of South Park. Literally
@doma7956
@doma7956 3 дня назад
Then how did you type that?
@MrJayhwk
@MrJayhwk 3 дня назад
@@doma7956 I wrote a bot to handle all my youtube commenting before I went
@wlgrd7052
@wlgrd7052 День назад
RIP
@theauberman
@theauberman 3 дня назад
"That was the microwave?" Killed me
@Rider0fBuffalo
@Rider0fBuffalo 8 дней назад
"We had a working cuda driver the whole time!" 😂
@HhddGufif
@HhddGufif 6 дней назад
Then he woke up from the dream. There is no working driver
@UwOtt
@UwOtt 5 дней назад
Cuz they’re installing old versiooooons
@rohithkumarbandari
@rohithkumarbandari 5 дней назад
​@@HhddGufifwell there is
@shakishingi
@shakishingi 4 дня назад
If only lol
@lonewerewolfie
@lonewerewolfie 4 дня назад
this line hits differently for me 😂
@heyitsmejm4792
@heyitsmejm4792 5 дней назад
"we do in a few minutes" biggest lie ever
@a_alex_l2041
@a_alex_l2041 5 дней назад
Do Not Expose us😅😅😂😂
@RealEllenDeGeneres
@RealEllenDeGeneres 3 дня назад
Nah, it's always the random bs devs decided to make an "executive call" to add to the app that end up working immediately. But when you ask them to do something and it's not their idea, it takes forever to implement.
@dascherofficial
@dascherofficial 3 дня назад
​@@RealEllenDeGeneresbecause your ideas are boring and dumb. Our ideas are exciting and interesting and fun to work on.
@Fernando-ry5qt
@Fernando-ry5qt 3 дня назад
@@RealEllenDeGeneresshhh go sell some smoke to the clients while we play engineering
@couchman-sw6jy
@couchman-sw6jy 2 дня назад
“Shouldn’t take too long”
@arandomsystemglitch2398
@arandomsystemglitch2398 2 дня назад
"This was the microwave?" Bro how many days has this guy sleept
@Supperdude9
@Supperdude9 7 часов назад
"No." - Him.
@TheSleepSteward
@TheSleepSteward 2 дня назад
“What back door?” “Huh?” “I don’t know anything about a back door”
@myrandomlife8881
@myrandomlife8881 3 дня назад
"Why haven't you tried it?" "It's my library" 😂
@fabians7751
@fabians7751 2 дня назад
He actually asked "When have you tried it?"
@Maddog-eo9ud
@Maddog-eo9ud 5 дней назад
One of my roommates my sophomore year of college was a computer engineer and he was always cooking up something wacky
@jessewilliams6459
@jessewilliams6459 4 дня назад
What did you study?
@Woozee_
@Woozee_ 2 дня назад
@@jessewilliams6459 He didn't study anything, he just had a roommate during Sophomore year
@kkon5ti
@kkon5ti День назад
Why not use numbers
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 4 дня назад
"Who else needs to read this?" Peak linux gui developer
@TheHenmistro
@TheHenmistro 5 дней назад
'I know the guy who built the backdoor' 😅😅😅
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE День назад
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@jokeIsNotOnYou
@jokeIsNotOnYou 8 дней назад
I know the guy who built the backdoor :skull:
@ComputerGoat
@ComputerGoat 5 дней назад
what backdoor? 😂👀...
@aarav6891
@aarav6891 4 дня назад
​@@ComputerGoatwhat
@ComputerGoat
@ComputerGoat 4 дня назад
@@aarav6891 It was a joke Dubey!
@reihanboo
@reihanboo 4 дня назад
​@@ComputerGoatwhat
@ComputerGoat
@ComputerGoat 4 дня назад
@@reihanboo Yes, a web novel counts as reading. :) lol finally someone with a d!ck.
@nk-dw2hm
@nk-dw2hm 3 дня назад
"It doesn't support xxxx" "Not officially"
@SurvivorDK
@SurvivorDK 3 дня назад
"I was stress testing it" lol
@YegaSRT
@YegaSRT 2 дня назад
As a software engineer of 13 years, this is pure gold. Can't wait to share it in the office on Monday.
@machinmon.
@machinmon. День назад
Loser
@unicorn_tamer
@unicorn_tamer 5 дней назад
God damn I need to send this to someone and I have nobody that will understand it. AHHHHHHH THIS IS SOOOO DAMN GOOOODD
@ajoshdoingthings541
@ajoshdoingthings541 4 дня назад
Same 😂
@SomikDatta
@SomikDatta 4 дня назад
Feels bro
@QTA-20
@QTA-20 4 дня назад
Send it to me
@ABunchOfMeskinzTv
@ABunchOfMeskinzTv 3 дня назад
I don’t get any of this . Someone explain
@5erase
@5erase 3 дня назад
I understand it, this video is funny as hell lol
@TravisHi_YT
@TravisHi_YT 4 дня назад
"Who else needs to read it". Eurgh, my nightmares.
@kneza96BG
@kneza96BG 9 дней назад
Video so good you had to upload it twice
@PcGameHunter
@PcGameHunter 8 дней назад
He was stress testing it.
@chaotic28
@chaotic28 2 дня назад
@@PcGameHunter😂😂
@cyberpunk5078
@cyberpunk5078 6 дней назад
this is who I aspire to be
@TheGamer-nj9if
@TheGamer-nj9if День назад
“I’m joking, I’m joking. It’s all lost & hopeless” My man
@andray310
@andray310 2 дня назад
I don’t understand the context but somehow knew this shit was funny. The acting is so well done.
@always.elevate
@always.elevate 3 дня назад
“You know how I be” lmao
@swagatrout3075
@swagatrout3075 3 дня назад
Not the SSL backdoor guy 😭
@vader567
@vader567 5 дней назад
“Do not cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written” ahh developer
@jessewilliams6459
@jessewilliams6459 4 дня назад
Seriously, though.
@NEVERMOREFORGE
@NEVERMOREFORGE 3 дня назад
“Who else needs to read this?” Me whenever I’m doing anything
@anotherastronaut_
@anotherastronaut_ 8 дней назад
"u know how I be" LMAO
@holyelephantmg8838
@holyelephantmg8838 2 дня назад
“It’s my library” Going on a side quest that means nothing because you can’t focus on the main part. Way too relatable
@ggg-ox3hr
@ggg-ox3hr 5 дней назад
“Did you see The new marketplace I rolled out” if you know you know 😂
@exallotriote
@exallotriote 4 дня назад
I only realized it when i saw your comment 💀
@sirniloc6500
@sirniloc6500 3 дня назад
Darn I’m not one of them who knows
@shubhanshushrivastava3471
@shubhanshushrivastava3471 3 дня назад
Ha
@Discoris
@Discoris 3 дня назад
@@shubhanshushrivastava3471 i don't know as well, can you please explain?
@shubhanshushrivastava3471
@shubhanshushrivastava3471 3 дня назад
@@Discoris ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vI_vgRRAO3Q.htmlsi=-z75LN7v6b78wlOK
@caelodevorago608
@caelodevorago608 2 дня назад
I love the "Who else needs to read this...?" Job security. Make it impossible to replace you.
@andresgonzalez-gm5ry
@andresgonzalez-gm5ry 4 дня назад
"You know how I be" had me dead😂
@wherami
@wherami 7 дней назад
My library killed me. So true
@sso1328
@sso1328 4 дня назад
The way he talks and reacts is spot on
@eyezikandexploits
@eyezikandexploits 4 дня назад
"You know how i be" god this had me dying this whole video is great
@user-bv7jc
@user-bv7jc 4 дня назад
This is one of the funniest shorts I have ever watched. Please continue making them FOREVER. THANK YOU BYE
@mrrolandlawrence
@mrrolandlawrence 7 дней назад
did you move the entire AWS stack to the mac mini again? lolz.
@joshjacobson9846
@joshjacobson9846 3 дня назад
You know how I be
@javierRC82857
@javierRC82857 6 часов назад
😂😂😂 I was there and it worked
@nocturn9x
@nocturn9x 4 дня назад
What backdoor? Lmaoo, awesome vid. It's nice to see tech content that's actually funny and accurate
@Leymora
@Leymora 2 дня назад
- We're 2 JavaScript frameworks away from launching this. - What?! - I'm joking, it's all lost and hopeless. - *w a t ?*
@TheLexikitty
@TheLexikitty 2 дня назад
“What back door” “what”
@funkygreen80
@funkygreen80 3 дня назад
"Who else needs to read it" is exactly how i think lmaoo
@RedStone576
@RedStone576 5 дней назад
this is so dry and yet so funny, i love it, especially the library bit
@Usmc913
@Usmc913 2 дня назад
What backdoor? What? 😂😅 Subbed just for that.
@Bizzle895
@Bizzle895 3 дня назад
This needs to be a sitcom
@varmoes
@varmoes День назад
Just go watch Silicon Valley show. Pretty much that with more goofiness
@t9835
@t9835 4 дня назад
Look, it has been a few nice years now since I did not have to think about THAT SSL thread on 0chan, I hate you for reminding me and making me paranoid once again
@DepressoEspresso_o
@DepressoEspresso_o 4 дня назад
That sounds interesting what was the thread about I tried to find it
@cam5816
@cam5816 2 дня назад
What are you talking about?
@tazp123
@tazp123 4 дня назад
"I'm joking it's lost and hopeless :D"
@witbyt
@witbyt 3 дня назад
My guy has 3 videos, 2 of which are basically the same. I'm subscribing.
@izimsi
@izimsi 3 дня назад
most of the jokes are pretty good but "it's my library" actually made me laugh
@olbluelips
@olbluelips 8 дней назад
Lol I laughed out loud
@akirafan28
@akirafan28 День назад
Same 😀
@hjsony
@hjsony 8 дней назад
so good
@redactedc1928
@redactedc1928 7 дней назад
What back door? What?
@FrootNinja
@FrootNinja 3 дня назад
Oh this is gold 😂
@pr0ject25o1
@pr0ject25o1 4 дня назад
Lived with this guy. He has a energy field that changed my life
@snowdrop9810
@snowdrop9810 5 дней назад
Did the microwave run doom well
@robc5051
@robc5051 2 дня назад
This reminds me of some of the people I work with who are network engineers... but also software developers. I don't think they're necessarily a dying breed, but more and more software engineer-specific degrees are meant to get you up to speed on coding and certain PM stuff, it seems like. It feel like it curbs the natural curiosity of finding yourself learning AWS or trying something out in gns3. Learning to use Linux better, etc. Great video
@TheFinalMB
@TheFinalMB 3 дня назад
Absolutely perfect video, 10/10!!!
@dbodbdbodb7174
@dbodbdbodb7174 8 дней назад
Only two JS frameworks, thats bananas.
@momonga.
@momonga. 3 дня назад
Nah the working linux cuda driver hits too close to home 😭
@thepinkalist
@thepinkalist 2 дня назад
So glad I found this channel, this is hilarious 😂
@maneniklas
@maneniklas 3 дня назад
”Who else needs to read this?” Don’t call me out like that….
@MrToast72
@MrToast72 4 дня назад
I feel like this is me talking to my wife about new tech stuff I’m implementing all the time lol
@ninjaasmoke
@ninjaasmoke 4 дня назад
This started funny then I couldn’t stop laughing
@Data_Rogue
@Data_Rogue День назад
I love this video on so many levels
@callumgriss5422
@callumgriss5422 3 дня назад
"what about making it readable?" "who else needs to read it?" fucking gold
@littlejack59
@littlejack59 4 дня назад
I'd be pissed off as well if Cuda worked on Linux and the MF just didn't release it
@shandlerwhitson
@shandlerwhitson 3 дня назад
“Who else needs to read this” got me
@murdoch483
@murdoch483 День назад
I don’t know what any of this is, but it’s flipping hilarious.
@OSaah
@OSaah 2 дня назад
this is such great responses from the it guy, def stealing some
@Neptune8
@Neptune8 3 дня назад
“It’s my library “ lol
@IfYouWillem
@IfYouWillem 4 дня назад
so many flashbacks to various software engineers in my past. *shivers*
@channelname349
@channelname349 День назад
This is really good. Really good. Look into getting this produced.
@Jenonator
@Jenonator 3 дня назад
I love the, "we don't support xyz"; "We do now" moments
@repairsbyseb1843
@repairsbyseb1843 День назад
I heard "did you port zoom on the microwave?" And i was gobsmacked
@juskim
@juskim 3 дня назад
“Who else needs to read this?” 😂😂😂 Best way to secure your job forever
@draic890
@draic890 8 часов назад
The filming and acting sold it so well it had me convinced this is a real dude 😂
@JamesLydon1
@JamesLydon1 2 дня назад
"it's my library" this dude gangster
@johnmorrison6368
@johnmorrison6368 2 дня назад
"Port Doom on the microwave" because of course he did, it's been tradition.
@ks_snuggles
@ks_snuggles 2 дня назад
"who else needs to read this?" I felt that
@RedH21
@RedH21 День назад
You had me at porting Doom on the microwave... Everything else went over my head 😂😂
@fiapritchard905
@fiapritchard905 3 дня назад
We’re so close to finishing or we’re never gonna finish this… there is no in between
@Beardology
@Beardology 4 дня назад
I didn't understand a majority of that and it was still funny to me. The delivery is so good. lmao.
@beowulf_of_wall_st
@beowulf_of_wall_st 2 дня назад
it's the tone of voice that makes this so correct
@mjp152
@mjp152 3 дня назад
The real 10x factor is having the skills *and* sufficient business insight to know which problems to solve to get force multiplier advantages.
@purplewolfranger22
@purplewolfranger22 2 дня назад
Why is this my entire friend group wrapped up into one guy?
@ChaffleWadapon
@ChaffleWadapon 3 дня назад
I have to stay over a friend's house yesterday because I bust my tire, by the time I enter his room his computer was already running C+ codes and under his pillow I found three shots of expresso and two bottles of nescafe extra forte. Of course he's a programmer
@Wanaskiwin
@Wanaskiwin 3 дня назад
Did you port doom into this microwave? Random Tech priest: "This was a microwave?"
@RogueMandoGaming
@RogueMandoGaming 4 дня назад
"We had a working CUDA driver for linux the whole time?" thats something that will never be said again
@ben.shields
@ben.shields 4 дня назад
Soooooo perfect! I love your videos!! 😂
@wlgrd7052
@wlgrd7052 День назад
This is freaking brilliant
@TheModeler99
@TheModeler99 3 дня назад
Never thought I'd see the day Magnus Carlsen became a Programmer
@luckycatdad8369
@luckycatdad8369 3 дня назад
Bertram Gilfoyle from Silicon Valley.
@vinayrangaswamy77
@vinayrangaswamy77 3 дня назад
This is the type of conversation i have with my friend who isnt even working on the project
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