Nightcore - Dear Future Husband 

DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND, I AM A WOMAN WITH STANDARDS!! WHAT'S THAT? YOU LIKE ANIME? OHMYGOD YOUR MEETING ALL OF MY STANDARDSS!!!

"Dear Future Husban-" *looks at relationship status* *looks at valentine's day* *screams and flips table* "dEAR FUTURE HUSBAND WHERE ARE YOU." edit: i was like 11 when i made this excuse me

Dear future husband Leave me alone with my yaoi manga

Me:Starts listening to song in room🎧🎶 Me:~Dances and sings out loud ~ 🎤🎤 Mom:Quickly opens the door🚪 Me:Freezes up ⛄⛄ Mom:~Quietly closes the door~

well... my girlfriend sent me this as a link on skype, should i be scared?

-look like a girl- wear whatever you want. -act like a lady- be yourself. -think like a man- think. -work like a boss- be the boss.

"DEAR FUTURE HU-" *Realizes Forever Alone* "..." "...Oh."

i sang this loudly and my bf next to me was like "im not marrying this girl"

I have 122 Nightcore songs on my playlist...mom is getting sick of it....lol

"Dear Future husband." Looks to side 'oh..' "Dear future boyfriend?.." 'Shit..' Goes back to fridge crying...

Me: Me: Dear Future Husband~! Him: O.O Him: MOOMMM, SHE'S BEING WEIRD AGAIN! SHE CALLED ME HER FUTURE HUSBAND. XD LMAO

Hey Boys....If You Want me...Than You Gotta Love Singing,Games,Anime,Nightcore,Rp's,And Alot More That Is To Embarassing To Put Up >.< but if you wanna be mine boyz than you gotta know the right places to take me on a date :3

Me:screaming and dancing to the song Sister:yo shut the fuck up I'm watching my show Me: whispering* dear future husband..

Dear future husband bring me some chocolate and video games and well be alright~

DEAR FUTURE HUSB----- oh wait.. no one will ever love a creep like me •-• woops

Me:Starts singing along *Big brother enters my room* Me:Dear Future Husband here is a few things you need to know if- Big brother:Hold The Fuck Up u getting married! Me:Get Out! *slams door*

Me:*singing song* Girlfriend:what?! your straight now?! Me:no its just a song GF:ok ok *stalks my facebook*

Me: So future husband do you like Anime? Future husband: Yes! Me: And Nightcore? Future husband: Yes! Me: You are perfect! And I do Nightcore! You passed the test.....We can get married now! Edit (3 years later): lmao im gay now and this is cringe 💀

Me:Sings Sister:What The Heck Are You Watching Me:Duh a Video Sister:What Video Me:Music Sister:*-_- *WHAT MUSIC VIDEO IS THAT* Me:Chillax Sis *Gawd* Its Dear Future Husband Sister:*Slams Door* Me:Gawd That Girl Is craycray Brother:*WHAT THE F*CK YOUR GETTING MARRIED?!* Me:Its Just A Video *Gawd* Brother:Oh Ok Bye! *:3* Father:Whats That? Me:Dear Future husband Father:Oh Thats A Cute Video Bye I need to go to work Me:Bye Take Care! Mother:Oh Can I Watch With You Me:*WHY ALL MY FAMILY IS*---*Flips Table* Mother:O-k Got to go bye!!!

Me: *sends bae these lyrics: Bae: *sends the dear future wife version* Me:

DEAR, FUTURE HUSBAND, WE MUST KNOW EACH OTHER FOR AWHILE BEFORE WE GET MARRIED. *KNOWS EACH OTHER FOR TWO MINUTES* Boy: "Do you like anime?" Me: "WHAT WEEK THIS MONTH IS OUR WEDDING?" update: i just saw a notification from someone replying this and i've found out i'm a lesbian so i guess it's dear future wife..? LMAO

Boyfriend: Hey baby! Girlfriend: Oh hey there! -sings dear future husband- Boyfriend: Wait ur getting married? Girlfriend: Well, um.. Boyfriend: Oh my glabb congratulations! Girlfriend: WAIT?! WE'RE DONE!!

I see everybody that likes this song loves Anime

Dear future husband, I love Anime, Kpop, Creepypasta, and am weird AF

"Babe, let's get married!!""Wait,who am I talking to?Oh..Myself" 😁#me4ever

i changed the comment so now none of the answers make sense

Me: sings this song Also me: *dear future husband as long as you like anime we'll be fine*

The girl in the picture looked like me, long dark brown hair and green eyes, and the guy in the picture looked like the guy i have a crush on... creepy.

I swear if I ever have a gf and I heard her sing this, when she finishes I wold jus say "I will" then kiss her on the cheek

Dead future husbandu. The "u" is important. Anyway,this song is awesome!

I will sing this every time I see my anime crush and hum it when I'm around my crush. I am a sad little hermit.

phone: (rings) me: man done with phone call video loads 10 hours later loads me: fuuuuuuuuuck

Dear future husband, I want chocolate and a fluffy pillow for valentines day, A new computer and tons of sketchbooks for my birthday music and food Don't let me catch you cheating, I'm dark and goth like, Don't even think about introducing me to any of your ex's movie night once a month can you cook? are you dark? are you creative? would you cheat!?!?!?! #Ihavehighstandards

'You better love me right' cuz if you don't I'm coming at you with a knife. Heuheuheu. I love you, hehe.

Me:dear future hus- My bf (AKA a banana):turns brown Me:aww...now my bfs dead?great,now how am I gonna find another banana!?

DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND YOU GOTTA LOVE VIDEO GAMES AND ANIME, HARRY POTTER AND YOU MAY SOMETIMES BE SHADOWED OUT BY DRACO OR LEVI JUST KNOW XD

I already have my future husband! And he likes everything I like! even my cartoon crushes. also, me and my furture husband both have dirty minds. XD

Anyone feel like they seen the couple on the picture in real life? Only me? Atleast one of them?

Dear Future Husband Sorry, I'm gay.

i sang this song to my dog xD

"Dear Future Husban-" *looks at relationship status* *looks at valentine's day* *screams and flips table* "dEAR FUTURE HUSBAND WHERE ARE YOU."

Dear future husband I'm creep af I'm dirty minded N imma gonna reject u So noooo way im gettin married

Dear future husband or wife, You must like undertale. Yep thats about it.

This is so not me xD Cuz I can cook, I'm a tomboy (according to every person I know o3o), and I like simple things :P (but flowers are fab)

DEAR FUTURE HUBSAN-- wait.... I'm a lesbian.

This is my dad's favorite song... And yes is married to my mom🙁

"Even when I'm acting crazy" Translation When I'm on my period and being a psychotic bitch :')

Dear Future Hu--- Wait, I'm a lesbian.

Oh my god! I L-O-V-E that anime picture! :)

"Dear Futur-" Remembers that I'm bi so i could have a husband or a wife *REMEMBERS I'M FOREVER ALONE* "DeAr fUtUrE pErSon pLeAsE dOn'T lEaVe mE"

Lyrics: Dear future husband Here’s a few things you need to know if you wanna be My one and only all my life Take me on a date I deserve a break And don’t forget the flowers every anniversary ‘Cause if you treat me right I’ll be the perfect wife Buying groceries, buy-buying what you need You got that nine to five But baby so do I So don’t be thinking I’ll be home and making apple pies I never learned to cook But I can write a hook Sing along with me Sing-sing along with me You gotta know how to treat me like a lady Even when I’m acting crazy Tell me everything’s alright Dear future husband Here’s a few things you need to know if you wanna be My one and only all my life Dear future husband If you wanna get that special loving Tell me I’m beautiful each and every night After every fight Just apologise And maybe then I’ll let you try and rock my body right Even if I was wrong You know I’m never wrong Why disagree? Why-why disagree? You gotta know how to treat me like a lady Even when I’m acting crazy Tell me everything’s alright Dear future husband Here’s a few things you need to know if you wanna be My one and only all my life Dear future husband Make time for me Don’t leave me lonely And know we’ll never see your family more than mine I’ll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey) Open doors for me and you might get some kisses Don’t have a dirty mind Just be a classy guy Buy me a ring Buy-buy me a ring You gotta know how to treat me like a lady Even when I’m acting crazy Tell me everything’s alright Dear future husband Here’s a few things you need to know if you wanna be My one and only all my life Dear future husband If you wanna get that special loving Tell me I’m beautiful each and every night Future husband, better love me right.

Why does the guy in the picture look like makoto from free..?

The amount of times my gf has sent me this is crazy. I know it's a sign, but like... we're 19

Bae: Do you love me? Me: Yah Bae: More than Jimin? *Me: Know your boundaries*

girlfriend :*singing this song* Me:yessssss awkward silence *kissing*

Me: -starts writing in diary while song is on, 5 minutes later I start singing and dancing to the song. My best friend comes in Him: uhhhhhhh, ok? Me: what a girl can dream! Him: o.o Me: -blushes- Him: (ackward silence.) Me: runs out the room Him: HEY ITS FINE Me: sings song while running Ten years later we get married 💒 💃🙃🙂😍happily ever after!!!!!

Can I get a couple of likes for reading it like "Dead Future Husband"

ROBLOX dating story So this guy asked if I could be his girlfriend and I told him we aren't allowed to date on ROBLOX and I was too young to date, but he said that the rules won't matter and that he is also too young to date, so I reported him and unfrended him, end of story :3

"You've gotta learn to treat me like a lady, even when I'm acting crazy" My favorite line! Cuz it's true for me! 😂😂🖤🖤✌🏼✌🏼😜

My future husband HAS to be a OTAKU.:)

me: We go to the computer laboratory (at school) me: Starts singing very loudly class: Everyone turns to me and stares at me me; Blushes but I start singing again xD

waiting boyfriend in the street... ME (starting to sing quietly): DEAR FUTURE HUSB... Boyfriend: Hey! :D ............

The girl reminds me of me, I have green eyes, but brighter brown hair. xP

i found myself thinking of my crush while listening to this- i didn't even realise that it was this song- i just HAPPENED lord save me

Dear future Hasb..... no one will ever love me 😢 *me starts crying*

Me:*sings and dances* dear future husband Crush:*walks in* Me: uhhhhhhh heyyy Crush: can I join in?! It's my fav song Me:*Mind YASSSS* OK :3

So Damn Catchy! But Cheesy! Haha! I Love It! Dare: Show A Serial Killer! xD

× Dear Future Husband Meghan Trainor LYRICS Dear future husband Here's a few things You'll need to know if you wanna be My one and only all my life Take me on a date I deserve a break And don't forget the flowers every anniversary 'Cause if you'll treat me right I'll be the perfect wife Buying groceries Buy-buying what you need You got that 9 to 5 But, baby, so do I So don't be thinking I'll be home and baking apple pies I never learned to cook But I can write a hook Sing along with me Sing-sing along with me (Hey) You gotta know how to treat me like a lady Even when I'm acting crazy Tell me everything's alright Dear future husband Here's a few things you'll need to know if you want to be My one and only all my life Dear future husband If you wanna get that special lovin' Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night After every fight Just apologize And maybe then I'll let you try and rock my body right Even if I was wrong You know I'm never wrong Why disagree? Why, why disagree? You gotta know how to treat me like a lady Even when I'm acting crazy Tell me everything's alright Dear future husband Here's a few things You'll need to know if you want to be My one and only all my life (Hey, baby) Dear future husband Make time for me Don't leave me lonely And know we'll never see your family more than mine I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (Hey) Open doors for me and you might get some kisses Don't have a dirty mind Just be a classy guy Buy me a ring Buy-buy me a ring, babe You gotta know how to treat me like a lady Even when I'm acting crazy Tell me everything's alright Dear future husband Here's a few things You'll need to know if you want to be My one and only all my life Dear future husband If you wanna get that special loving Tell me I'm beautiful each and every night Future husband, better love me right

Me:" Dear Future Husband here's a few things you need to know if you wanna be my one and only all my life !" *My crush/neighbor looks out his window and sees me singing and dancing cuz my windows open * Me:*with my eyes closed points at him dramatically * " Take on a date! I deserve a bae! And don't forget the flowers every ani-ver-se-ray! Cuz if you treat me right , i'll be the perfect wife buyin' groceries. Buy buyin' groceries! " Me:*finally opens eyes and sees him staring at me while blushing * "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh..." My crush :*nervously * "well I guess that's one way to confess to someone ! honestly, I'm glad you feel the same way !" Me:" y-yeah i guess..." inside my head : OMFG!!!! LOL!!!!

any one sea the tiny horns on the girls head

Cute boy: *Breathes* Me: OMG I DO THAT TOO WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON, WHEN CAN WE GET MARRIED-

Ok who else thought of mystic messenger?

Me: Dear future hu- Me: Oh shit, I'm a lesbian.

That girl looks way too 😄 Also j just realized this song reminds me of Asuna and Kirito from SAO, haha, anyways good job

Warnig : I’m weird and a creep

Me: DEAR FUTURE HUSB- Me: *Realises that I'm forever alone* Me:*Cries*

My boyfriend and I were hanging out in my room with the door open (we were 19 and 21 At the time and still living with our parents) and i was having RU-vid playing a list of songs and this one starts playing and my boyfriend starts jokingly (I think) taking mental notes from the song. That was last year , now we've been together for 4 years , I'm waiting, but I also said that I don't want to get married until we have some money saved up. I'm a bit scared to say that I'm not against a long engagement and put some presure on him since I'm not in a big hurry to get married yet but my body still has the urges to start having kids and as I get older I start wanting to start having kids , partly due to how old my siblings and parents are getting. My parents are in their 50's and 60's now and only have one grandchild by my older sister's best friend who my family and hers have been friend since my sister and her bff were tiny babies. her grandparents kinda adopted us as more grandchildren and she kinda got adopted as another daughter of my parents. And did I mention right now I'm the only one dating and have had the longest relationship out of 4 of the 5 of us who have dated? Sorry for rambling.

ME: ~Sings song~ ~dog walks in and looks at me like I’m crazy~ Me: ~picks up dog and is going to kiss him and mum walks in~ ~me and dog looks at my mum me with a kissy face and him with his tongue out~ Mom: ~closed door slowly and pretends like she saw nothing~ Me: ~goes back to dancing~ Dog: ~shakes butt~

Dear future Husband...... I'll be lonely forever🙁🙁 (Not kidding)

same thing just a little different Me : singing in my room Dad : open the door Dad : What the fuuuckkk Me : Whaattt *_* Dad : Bang the door Dad to mom : I think hi's gay Mom to dad : No, Honey hi's just a little different Me : Yeah i'm just a little diffrent My other personality : No man, You are gay Me : F M L

0:39 I thought it was "Simp along with me,simp,simp along with me-" XD

Dear future hu- *remembers Valentine’s Day * * remembers my birthday * Well crap NIGHTCORE AND ANIME HERE I COME

I see tiny horns on the girl

boy:what do you want when I am your future husband girl:Dear future husband buy me some games food donuts clothes and dont you freaking share with me buy on your own !!! meXD

my perfect husband consists of someone who: *doesn't care about my obsession with anime *doesn't get bothered about my awkwardness *Doesn't mind sweaty palms *Doesn't mind someone with anxiety *doesn't mind my crazy family *Someone who loves me no matter my size or color *someone who has the same religious beliefs as I do, or at least is open minded to my religious beliefs *Someone who understands that I am an introvert, and instead of going out on a Saturday night, I rather binge watching people fail on youtube. * And finally, someone who likes dogs, and would invest in my vision of getting a black dog, and naming him Sasuke!

GUYS THE ANIME IS NAMED KONO NAKA NI HITORI BUT THE ANIME HAS SOME NUDITY YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

All these comments I'm reading of girls saying and putting "DEAR FUTURE HUSB---" Makes me laugh so much. Ahh so funny I just love it. They make my Day better. Thank you Girls making my Day whole lot better. Muah~ X3

Me:-sings dear future husband- Friend:u know u will never et a boyfriend right? Me:u must b talking bout itself cuz I know I will get a boyfriend-rate chocolate- Friend:-rolls eyes-rude much Me:talk to da hand mr😐 Friend:hello hand I was bored lol XD😂😂

Oooh future husband oops! My dad would kill me before if I ever said hi sooo also am as single as a Pringle... 🎤🎵🎶ohhh future cookie husband OOH can’t wait to eat youuuuuuuuuuuuuu🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶💙💙💙💙💙🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

Me:sings this My boyfriend: but I thought we already were married to each other just without the rings or church dresses and law stuff😭 Both:*laughing hard AF*

When yours singing this and yours friend stares at you like "YOURS GETTING MARRED?! " and you know there saying that in there mind and you stop singing and say "No i'm not getting marred i'm just Freaking singing". -Moon/JennyCasket

Me and my cheers friends is dancing this in are school programs Tuesday 😂😂😂 me and my another friend started to dance this today

Dear Future Husband, I'm A Girl With Standards. Boy: I play video games. DANGIT UR MEETING MY STANDARDS

girlfriend :*singing this song* Me:yessssss awkward silence *kissing*

me:DANCE by my self and sing little bro:-looking- me:plz.....close the door

Dear futur husband, Just love me, is all I ask for.

My sister was listening to Kidz Bob and this song im pretty sure had a guy on it so when he said "Treat me more like a lady" I died of laughter xD

DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND, Uh. I'm an uncontrollable fangirl.

My mom starts obsessing nightcores just joking, wat u expect?

Me: "DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND-" Me: "Wait a minute." (sudden realization) Me: "Whoops. Forgot I was gay and dating a girl for a second there." Me: (starts again) "DEAR FUTURE WIFE..."