me: it's my birthday, it's my birthday - i'm gonna spend my money~ my boyfriend: happy bir-.... hey, whatcha doing with my wallet?! me: :D... * shuffle away*
Mel 05 lol why can I perfectly picture that. Someone is in there house dancing with there bf's wallet and he come in and is just like: happy birthda- what are you doing with my wallet. And then the girl awkwardly looks at him for about 10 seconds and then shuffles backwards out the door with the wallet still in her hand
Me: It's ma birthday, it's ma birthday ima spend your money Literally anyone who has spent more than 5 months with me: Your birthday is in August, it's July, you're just making us give you gifts now because we're all away on Summer break.
Me: It’s my birthday it’s my birthday I wanna spend my money BFF: happy Birthday gurl .........why do you have my credit card Me: hiss BFF: give it back Me: but it’s my Birthday BFF: aww so cute you can have it
Song: I can speak in Japanese Me:OK I can speak in Japanese, Korean, traditional Chinese, Russian, Turkish, French, Spanish, and english compared to you, I can speak more languages than you
Parody version: Continue until it becomes a good song. Oh fuck, its that time again, time again, Oh fuck , Oh nononononono, Nononononono, Shi shi shi shi FUCk, Its the first day, Its the first day, Back at my living hell, This hell, this hell, Is called secondary school, Its the worst day, Its the worst day, This goddamn awful day, I just came back, I just came back , I just came back to this hell, Oh why God, Oh why God, WHY,WHY,WHY,WHY, WHY ,WHHHHY? didn't this horrible place get closed down, . Niggas smoking, Doing crack cocaine in the toilets, Teachers fucking with the students and everyone knows this!!! Yet somehow, Yet somehow, YET SOMEHOW THIS PLACE STILL FUNCTIONING! Continue