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I love that Alex's character is basically the love child of Mary Poppins and Willy Wonka.

"Posh motorbike" is the funniest, most apt comparison he's likely ever made 😂 had me creasing

After seeing the end, i guess Marcus did figure it out

Ellis needs to tan in this survival situation

0:37 To be fair while that’s a terrible Marry Poppins impression, it’s a terrific Nanny McPhee impression

Usually it's obvious when people are reading a script sent by the sponsors, but this time it was very obvious, there's no way jonk knew that the word acesynchronus meant before this; cause I sure as hell didn't.

I kinda want to see the crew have fun with Palworld

Jake dunking his head in the pool and screaming to wake up in the morning is on the same level as Gabby drinking fizzy coke after brushing her teeth to wake herself up.

WPE always finds a way to make any game a chaotic mess

0:33 “I’M MARY POPPINS Y’ALL!”- a space pirate with a red Mohawk

Cath feeling bad about the fact that she killed the baby piggy made me remember that serial killer that would call 911 crying saying he feels bad but can't stop himself lmao

10:22 dont worry Ellis, this happens to me at least 4 times a day

Ellis and Essence. Hmmmm Maybe he could cover Bring Me To Life under the name, Ellisessence? 😂

i dont think ive ever actually heard ellis curse himself out *by name* in a video until now

I thought Gabby's foghorn laugh impression was gonna kill me this time, but describing Ellis as a posh motorbike absolutely ended me 😆

0:00 Kinda weird to want a tanning salon in a survival situation 0:15 Look I think we need to address the loot goblin in the room 0:29 Alex Poppins 0:47 Sponsored by Inflexion Games, presenting... this game they're ruining, Nightingale! 1:42 Jonk the boomer who burns it for burning sake 2:03 Sleep coordination problems 2:26 Nuisance fire extinguishers 2:52 Alex's steaming log 3:11 The struggles of living with Jonk 3:44 Jonk's foolproof waking up strategy 4:18 When Ellis reads out loud 4:58 The power of reading, nonexistent because they can't/don't do so 5:39 Ellis' essence shop 5:51 Psychopathic planned parenting 6:12 jeronima 6:37 Ellis' sewing table 6:56 The only time the words "Jonk" and "Intellect" are together is when the words "are non-existent" finish the sentence. 7:14 lordbonglethe18th 7:41 Say what you will but, WPE would actually be really good at hunting, only if the prey is themselves. 8:05 WPE's laughs 9:08 Cath the regretful remorseful homicidal monster 9:46 Hello! 10:17 Jonkglish has spread to Ellis 10:39 Ellis sounds like a posh motorbike 11:09 WPE antique roadshow to end it off

You have to wonder the mind of Cath: "I killed a cute baby pig. I hope the others to symphatize me."

Marcus did a great job!

The moment Jonk said Ellis sounds like a posh motorbike, I started laughing out loud 🤣

Jake's npc energy hello to start the stream 😂

I love that Cath was being the opposite of a cuckoo bird.

Don’t worry Gabbie! We all love your laugh

I think Alex was thinking about nanny McPhee instead of Mary Poppins

Yummy, Cath meat! 0:19

10:51 As a Canadian myself, I just wanna go on record and say that it is just the Newfies (Newfoundland people) whose english is something special even to Canadians. However, I can see why Ellis says that, because we write like a Brit, speak like an American and throw in just enough french words to confuse everyone else.

Now we need a compilation of posh motorbike moments

I have to say, I'm really liking the new opening format with a quick clip before the logo.

When Jonk said Hello! It reminded me of the old Yogscast intro

Alex tries to be Mary Poppins, ends up being Nanny McPhee

This brings me joy in the morning lol

Ellis: "Have you tried the fire on and off again?" Also love that you guys have looked into Nightingale, I saw mention of it the other day and wondered if it was any good!

Noticing a lot of lag even in these clips, and considering for survival games right now everyone is playing Enshrouded and Pal World, bold move to play something other then both that looks very bare bones and lacklustre, felt like you only played this because they paid you too kind of game. I see its even more expensive then Pal World and Enshrouded. Seems very much like a dev money grab kind of game

That "posh motorbike" had me rolling. 😂😂😂😂

So we've got Gabby the foghorn, Ellis the seagull (or alternatively, posh motorbike) I'm seeing a theme here. What would the rest be?

Hello... Today's stream we are selling the essence of Ellis and Cath is making leather from baby pigs. Enjoy.

Alex’s impression might be closer to Emily Blunt’s Mary Poppins tbh

Alex's Mary Poppins is closer to Nanny McPhee than anything else

Marcus, im sorry they left you that last bit to work with XD You’re a legend, mate.

5:27 in Jake’s defense it said how much damage they take didn’t say if they take more damage or take less damage.

É engraçado como eles falam que o Jacke é o protagonista, e faz sentido

What am I missing? I keep seeing a lot of games pop up here but never on the livestream archive

idk if anyone knows, but how did they get their hud to look like that? is it a mod or something?

3:01 *someone drops a steaming log* Are you allowed to show this on RU-vid?

By the way the legend breath of the wild had a multiplayer mod it's hellarius

The heck is with all the bots in the comments with the ass shots as profile pictures

Alex truly is the most relatable person on the channel

I think at 4:57 is the angriest Ellis I ever heard. Freakin hilarious when he is angry at the pink clouds XD

Jake, we have a delivery for. you in our house - Your old neighbours. Anyone reading this please amplify.

Jeronima from a random name generator? Jake, get the ring, quick

everyones laugh is lovely

I wonder if they are ever gone play hell divers 2.

I would have thought the closest thing to Merry Poppins for Alex was Yondu. Also Cath's reaction to tiny piggies was adorable...until she decided she'd literally replace its mother

Palworld next? Or straight to Helldivers

I laughed so hard I cried a little at "posh motorbike." Instantly a top 5 WPE moment for me

No TWO playthroughs are ever same, Jonk! Come on, man!

Confused mary poppins with nanny mcfee

Where’s the live archive streams for this?

Ngl I kinda feel bad for the devs making a game destined to fail. I couldn't count the number of games with this exact premise than end up failing.

As a Canadian, it’s true, we can barely understand each other

Don't worry Gabby, I snort when I laugh and I hate it.

Anyone else have the mental image of Alex singing spoonful of sugar or was it just me?

You need to play Hell divers 2

The funniest montage of funniest moments I've seen in a while😂

You guys should play palworld

jake at 9:49 sounds like an npc HELLO ADVENTURER!

Pray for Marcus🙏😂

Cath killing the pig's parent and replacing her is literally the plot to Fire Emblem Fates. I'm completely serious, there is a literal cutscene where the protag's father gets killed by Garon, the evil king, who then proceeds to reach towards the screen (cutscene is from Corrin's PoV) and says "You're MY child now." God that game's writing was fucking stupid.

*needs the toilet or over-encumbered* Considering the last Extas vid; I'm gonna go with "STOP HOARDING EVERYTHING!"

Since it's sponsored they will not say, but this game is riddled with bugs and the always online (even alone) BS causes even more bugs and problems, don't support this "pay influencers, get the money and fix the game later" trend in gaming...

Oh thank goodness I got to see this before actually getting the game. The advertisements made it look like an mmorpg, not a crafting game like Forest or ARK

Fun fact: peta tried to sell human leather clothing to try to scare people to stop killing animals for leather.... You could make a mint in game cx since peta advertised human leather and people straight up said I'll take your stock and crap cx

If there's one game the WPE crew absolutely MUST play, it's Streets of Rogue. I don't know how they haven't yet.

Gabby, if it helps with the laughing thing... I sound like Marge Simpson when I laugh, despite my normal voice being rather soft-spoken.

This game needs more platforms I HATE when fun games only put on one platform like EVERYONE can pay for proper gaming setups

Ellis...Essences. Camera cuts to Ellis washing his hair amongst the Amazonian rainforest and while he's doing this the horrid moans of Alex can heard. (Anyone remember the over the top Herbal Essences adverts. Woman washes her hair with a waterfall and the shampoo is that good that it causes her to moan yes over and over).

8:24 aww, don’t worry gabby! People say I laugh like an asmhathic zebra, it’s fine in comparison.

7:51 - 8:02 May I introduce you maniacs to Rimworld? If you so desire (which you will), you can make entire clothings out of human skin.

Also about bad English: my English is so bad that I can mix English, German and Russian words while trying to speak English

WPE mocking Ellis for the way he pronunced essence, meanwhile no one picked up that Jonk pronunced cairn "karyn".

meanwhile on antiques roadshow: *presents a shotgun that used to belong to the legendary family feud of the application mountains* oh thats 6 bucks.

I don’t know about Mary Poppins! I think Alex’s character looks more like an Oompa Loompa! 😂

Hay guys in one of your old clips someone's last name was drop (probably by accident) if it's important I'll let you know which clip it is

This game seems great Though this is very much my personal opinion but a game of magic fuckery needs to let the player eventually become Gandulf or for the more evil players Voldemort

Essence of Ellis, a WPE perfume brand with perfumes that smells of various precious metals.

PLAY PALWORLD

They would love to talk to leatherface with talking about human skin and how to use it effectively😂😂😂

is it odd that i've only heard the US version of the Antiques Roadshow theme most of my life and only recently listened to the UK version?

I want to see the crew play Helldivers 2. The game is already chaotic enough and wpe would mak it even better.

when are you gonna end friendships playing helldivers 2? do your part for managed democracy!

I wanna see Jake make cosplay of gladiator movie you know Joaquin phoenix he is looks like him XD

When I opened the video and saw Alex, I thought he was fucking Willy Wonka :D

If you feel like you are living in a Looney Tunes cartoon, does that make Jonk Daffy Duck?

really would like to see these guy's tackle the Palworld game... XD would like to see them each have there own sets of Pals only they can have between each other

An English man a Scottish girl and a wealsh girl walk into a bar. What’s the punchline?

If Cath and Jake do similar things And Cath is Elis gf That means Elis secretly likes Jake

Posh motorbike is such a great thing to call him... I'm 60% sure he didn't come to with it

As a canadian citizen, I can confirm, moose do not speak english, and few canadians speak english as well.

"During covid" That implied it ever ended, but sadly it has not.

Will these streams be available on the archive? These look like they would be fun to watch.