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Nikki Glaser: “I’ve Learned a Lot from Porn” 

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Nikki Glaser recalls trying out a few lines of dirty talk that she learned from a porn - and how it backfired.
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@mikasasukasa4479
@mikasasukasa4479 4 года назад
Wtf no one in the crowd woo'd for Sasha Grey, I was the only one lol.
@gregbenoit6102
@gregbenoit6102 4 года назад
Chris Maciel she was cool in like 1998
@branon6565
@branon6565 4 года назад
Chris Maciel ....maybe cuz she's unsexy as hell and almost 50yrs old now....
@Brendawallingbear
@Brendawallingbear 4 года назад
@@branon6565 she was born in 1988, she's only 31, her films were made between 2007 and 2010. In 1998 she was ten years old and if she was in porn that year, it'd be illegal and child abuse.
@jazzcat9363
@jazzcat9363 4 года назад
Well, I'm a boob guy so...yeah...Sasha obviously did nothing for me, lol.
@aaronnava9941
@aaronnava9941 4 года назад
@@branon6565 Lisa Ann is about 50 or 50+ and she's fucking amazing.
@ThePicasoBlack
@ThePicasoBlack 4 года назад
I'm something of a tank cleaner myself.
@wewemcrhyne
@wewemcrhyne 4 года назад
Open with that. She’ll love it. 😐
@utubejuan
@utubejuan 4 года назад
Your comment matches your picture 😂
@ThePicasoBlack
@ThePicasoBlack 3 года назад
@@wewemcrhyne she did. And she didn't smell or taste like fish.
@KravRage
@KravRage 3 года назад
I heard that in Willam Defoe's voice.
@aaronlevy6054
@aaronlevy6054 3 года назад
As both a biologist and aquarium expert, the tank cleaning metaphor is a science based triple entendre, that's a smart joke.
@plmitch
@plmitch 2 года назад
😆
@mileslaw
@mileslaw 4 года назад
Sasha Grey. Nikki definitely is a woman of culture
@jaklair
@jaklair 2 года назад
xD
@RonnelB.
@RonnelB. 4 года назад
So, no one is gonna talk about that lady laughing?
@CheezyEnsaymada
@CheezyEnsaymada 4 года назад
Ronnel B. I was literally about to comment that until I read this lol
@taebon9825
@taebon9825 4 года назад
Cheezy Ensaymada y’all not gonna talk bout the weight she lost
@ajp1282
@ajp1282 4 года назад
She's what made these 5minutes so enjoyable 😂
@Jamesucht
@Jamesucht 4 года назад
Every comedy show has one.
@sxr6237
@sxr6237 4 года назад
She irritates my right ear
@IryRandrasana
@IryRandrasana 4 года назад
Doggy into walrus... I died 😂😂😂😂!!!
@bl7157
@bl7157 4 года назад
I'm bust out laughing
@johngalt2336
@johngalt2336 4 года назад
Cause you lazy too
@rumplestiltskins7590
@rumplestiltskins7590 4 года назад
Nikki: That means this side of the room has done it Mom sitting next to daughters: nervous laughter
@Op3nUrEyez
@Op3nUrEyez 4 года назад
Can we make this more comfy for ole Glas dawg 😆😭
@VengeDracul
@VengeDracul 4 года назад
She is funny AF. She's a comedian, most talk about their life. "The Mud Room" I died!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@flyguyry1
@flyguyry1 4 года назад
@@gabelogan56 is English your only language perhaps?
@christiancollier9323
@christiancollier9323 4 года назад
I’m gonna text my boyfriend right now to tell him to clean my tank
@cry2love
@cry2love 4 года назад
Plz do
@the-engneer
@the-engneer 4 года назад
I'll clean your tank
@KurNorock
@KurNorock 4 года назад
33% of women admit to it. Significantly more have done it.
@hlengiwezungu8152
@hlengiwezungu8152 4 года назад
I surely admit
@mugisama779
@mugisama779 4 года назад
shes the definition of the phrase "mainstream pornstar" though.
@KurNorock
@KurNorock 4 года назад
@acefjom Even in blind surveys, people lie. It is actually easier to lie in a blind survey. You can answer the questions in a way that makes you the person you want to be rather than the person you are. Also, "probably" and "I doubt" are your own assumptions and not valid arguments. Admittedly, my original comment was not a valid argument either, but I was not trying to frame it as something to be taken seriously.
@KurNorock
@KurNorock 4 года назад
@@hlengiwezungu8152 nice
@KurNorock
@KurNorock 4 года назад
@acefjom What? Yes, you were trying to defend a claim. You were trying to defend the 33% claim by making the claim that it was "probably" a blind survey, implying it was more accurate or credible.
@jasonland455
@jasonland455 4 года назад
I’d clean that tank best pick up line ever
@colonialguy398
@colonialguy398 4 года назад
Oh yea
@ieatemcees
@ieatemcees 4 года назад
"ol' Glase Dawg" 🤣🤣🤣
@gabriellareyes376
@gabriellareyes376 3 года назад
I'm just going to have "looking for a tank cleaner" for my tinder profile
@MackojrNBAKvideos
@MackojrNBAKvideos 4 года назад
Nikki Glaser is the funniest comedian i have seen in a while. I’ve known of her for a while but this is my first time seeing her stand-ip
@MrSkiloV
@MrSkiloV 4 года назад
Poetically Filthy.....best way to describe Sasha Grey
@blackbird5634
@blackbird5634 4 года назад
"He's doin it, I'm walrus-in" -genius, , who's that walrus of love??
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 4 года назад
Barry White
@blackbird5634
@blackbird5634 4 года назад
@@clivewells7090 oh yeah baby, the walrus of love.
@blakkstar1655
@blakkstar1655 4 года назад
Her stand up gives me so much anxiety... But i laughed soo...
@pho3nixinflight
@pho3nixinflight 4 года назад
Peter Tsitsi what gives you anxiety?
@blakkstar1655
@blakkstar1655 4 года назад
@@pho3nixinflight Everytime i have sex... I have thoughts like. "Does she even wanna do this", "is she enjoying this" so yeah Her jokes hit a little too close to home 😂😂😂
@bronxborn70
@bronxborn70 4 года назад
If you're asking yourself if she really want's to do this just as it's about to happen, you may want to check your style and approach.
@radicalbarrel2729
@radicalbarrel2729 4 года назад
bronxborn70 😂
@suzylux
@suzylux 4 года назад
she just made me gasp for air laughing. it activated my core!
@jrock213456
@jrock213456 4 года назад
The mud room lol thats hilarious
@ajp1282
@ajp1282 4 года назад
"Anal uhh" lol 😂
@NordicFireDKK
@NordicFireDKK 4 года назад
I fucking love it XD The ''spacious kitchen'' part rly got me.
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 3 года назад
not many could pull off that routine. She does it and I still respect her ;)
@err_kk
@err_kk 4 года назад
Nikki always killing it!
@mtrotter325
@mtrotter325 4 года назад
I would need a copy of the tape because I would be laughing so hard that I'd miss half of her set.
@LittleMacscorner
@LittleMacscorner 4 года назад
Recommended to you by a fan of Whitney Cummings. Who I also really enjoy. You are the 2nd female comic I enjoy and find funny. I plan to start watching more. You rock!!!! So funny it makes me want to just want to clean your tank!!! Between the both of you I have been laughing non stop for almost 2 days now. And I am getting old. So.....>Man...I hope no heart attack. but If so......worth!!!
@mysticmistress6101
@mysticmistress6101 4 года назад
“Pillow princess”
@johngalt2336
@johngalt2336 4 года назад
Are you?
@Remi_Lin
@Remi_Lin 4 года назад
Bamboo Bhang LMAOOO
@johngalt2336
@johngalt2336 4 года назад
@@chickenskink1 She looks like one💯
@petermyers479
@petermyers479 4 года назад
Clean my tank! Hahahahaha. That’s absolutely disgusting...and hilarious. Well done.
@Jfladager
@Jfladager 4 года назад
She's seriously a funny comedian. Fearless.
@randywebb7052
@randywebb7052 2 года назад
"I'm a fish on it's way out" LOL
@PauloSossa
@PauloSossa 4 года назад
Oh My. I laughed so hard our entire wing of development looked back at me to find out what was going On. The jockey sex position bit was hysterical
@killercaos123
@killercaos123 4 года назад
Pretty funny clip. I enjoyed that.
@flyguyry1
@flyguyry1 4 года назад
Its not dead fish its called a "pillow queen" lol
@davidwilfong8028
@davidwilfong8028 2 года назад
I've always called it "starfishing"...the mental picture has always cracked me up
@tasheenacherry9167
@tasheenacherry9167 4 года назад
Clean my tank!!!😂😂😂😂🔥🔥
@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106
@retiredsnowbunnyhunterx5106 4 года назад
I dont know why i like her but i do she is funny 😆
@seapeajones
@seapeajones 4 года назад
To check my phone, LMAO
@jerrydorsey5138
@jerrydorsey5138 2 года назад
She's the absolute greatest
@placidnick100
@placidnick100 4 года назад
Just saw Joker, apparently, he is right sex comedy is easy and always works.
@josefinemas3029
@josefinemas3029 4 года назад
we do live in a society
@agenrechannel2381
@agenrechannel2381 4 года назад
@@josefinemas3029 yea thats true. but people like u joke about it.
@the-engneer
@the-engneer 4 года назад
That film was terrible, and people think it's good for some odd reason
@the-engneer
@the-engneer 3 года назад
@JustJay I agree with all of those things, and if that is why people like The Joker there are much better film's that touch on this subject for sure, because The Joker was actually pretty terrible. He bashed a guys head in for basically no reason. I still like the film, and enjoyed the ending, but it's not near as intelligent as people make it out to be. Watch "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas, or hell even "The Cable Guy" with Jim Carrey is a better example of society making someone into a monster in my opinion. I can give more examples, but those were off the top of my head
@the-engneer
@the-engneer 3 года назад
@JustJay Also I definitely understand getting judged for one thing, and I live in a world where I can't complain about it. Sad but true
@MartinManweiler
@MartinManweiler 4 года назад
Sasha Grey is amazing and she does music and writes too now that she retired.
@Phoenixmccann
@Phoenixmccann 4 года назад
Lmao! Its in escrow Im dying
@Sw3dishSthlm
@Sw3dishSthlm 4 года назад
Wow, Nikki in those pants are just 🔥🔥🔥
@RacieRain
@RacieRain 3 года назад
Lmao!! 😂😂 walrus for glas dog!😂
@answerhazytryagainlater4565
@answerhazytryagainlater4565 4 года назад
"Walrusing" I love it, hope it makes it into the erotic lexicon!
@fredfredburger5150
@fredfredburger5150 4 года назад
"Mud Room" 😃
@Wildwoodbadboy
@Wildwoodbadboy 4 года назад
Dead fish 😂😂 😂
@brothershadow
@brothershadow 2 года назад
She's THE best female comic
@jaredknapp6832
@jaredknapp6832 4 года назад
I used to think she was funny. I still do. But I used to too.
@salwurstman6879
@salwurstman6879 4 года назад
I miss Mitch, man.
@erikc7267
@erikc7267 2 года назад
comfortable for ol Glaz dog!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jonasturklbach2705
@jonasturklbach2705 4 года назад
Why do all these women just do edgy sex comedy? It sucks when male comics do it too but it seems so common nowadays for women to have constant sex jokes. Very lame imo. Get better material
@Terrestrial..1
@Terrestrial..1 2 месяца назад
That last line 🤣
@wadesharp11
@wadesharp11 4 года назад
Sasha Grey rocks😍
@danbrown1344
@danbrown1344 4 года назад
Wade Sharp Her dirty talk gets a little too intense sometimes
@wadesharp11
@wadesharp11 4 года назад
Dan Brown trying too hard..
@rocarlosdavis622
@rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад
Whatever you say impulsive one🙂
@DjDarkD
@DjDarkD 4 года назад
She's out of porn tho. She's a dj now.
@AeroMedic
@AeroMedic 4 года назад
I'm laughing so hard, when she said 'anal' it was over.
@1946gsp
@1946gsp 4 года назад
When an attractive woman tells dirty, funny stories...yeah.
@TheMrdhyde
@TheMrdhyde 4 года назад
Random creepy guy comment " I would love to clean her tank. That is what I think heaven is like."
@jonathanlecclier1184
@jonathanlecclier1184 4 года назад
I love men who don’t realize their misogynistic. Female comedians who joke like men is always the best way to find out who they are.
@sheefree
@sheefree 3 года назад
Yep. Unfortunately they still don't know who they are...
@ashtonpadilla5269
@ashtonpadilla5269 2 года назад
You mean comedians who joke like comedians? Some are sophisticated and some are not. Sex has nothing to do with it and so claiming a certain genre of comedy comes from misogyny is a manipulation based on the premise that men and women are not equal. Technically its true, the basic sociology of human kind revolves solely around the desires of the female. You are incredibly sexist and offensive.
@Toolmamon
@Toolmamon 4 года назад
This woman is hot and funny!! Love her!!
@jeff.m.m
@jeff.m.m 4 года назад
ole Glas dawg 😆😆😆😆
@noelblackwell1908
@noelblackwell1908 4 года назад
She's hilarious 😂
@ForDemoPurposesOnly
@ForDemoPurposesOnly 4 года назад
I wanna get glazed by Glaser.
@zaineridling
@zaineridling 4 года назад
Love this crazy woman! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
@RATEDMBM
@RATEDMBM 2 года назад
The mud room 😭😭😭😭😭
@ryanwax3351
@ryanwax3351 4 года назад
Very insightful
@ThomasGeelens
@ThomasGeelens 4 года назад
Nikki, call me
@justicew.8479
@justicew.8479 4 года назад
Lol ikr
@rsandoval9203
@rsandoval9203 4 года назад
Nikki is the most brutal roaster I have ever heard, its hilarious as long as you aren't the target.
@howtwobl3560
@howtwobl3560 4 года назад
It's free real estate...
@sheerwillsurvival2064
@sheerwillsurvival2064 4 года назад
Too funny 😂
@fisher6924
@fisher6924 2 года назад
I really like the way this women talks
@equalopportunityoffender6732
@equalopportunityoffender6732 4 года назад
Check out the mud room !
@alexeilindes7507
@alexeilindes7507 3 года назад
She may be the bravest funniest human on the planet atm. She deserves a king 🤴 in her suitcase..
@reginaldhouse7731
@reginaldhouse7731 4 года назад
OK this is confusing for guys. Wouldn't know whether to laugh or get turned on.
@veritasnyx7760
@veritasnyx7760 4 года назад
I'm going with both.
@dezmondtmb7560
@dezmondtmb7560 4 года назад
Both
@joseph10704
@joseph10704 4 года назад
she reminds me of a female version of louie CK lmao.Very funny.
@xSayPleasex
@xSayPleasex 4 года назад
@Steven Soco Pretty sure he meant as in the topics/content covered... lots of self-deprecating awkward sex jokes.
@gregorys6838
@gregorys6838 4 года назад
"get gone down on..."
@rabidperson2000
@rabidperson2000 4 года назад
Why is 95% of woman comedians just talk about sex and periods
@sheefree
@sheefree 3 года назад
They think guys want to hear them talk about sex, I think...
@strongsecurity7747
@strongsecurity7747 4 года назад
She is so damn funny !
@seham_1082
@seham_1082 4 года назад
She brings reality about sex to comedy shows because no one talks about how exhausting sex is
@SupaTraxHD
@SupaTraxHD 4 года назад
Is there any top female comedian that doesn’t mention sex in her acts??? Genuine question
@jennifersubasic-marks9709
@jennifersubasic-marks9709 3 года назад
Oh, for fucks sake. What a tired, toxic masculinity comment. Tons of male comedians talk about sex, from Louie ck, to Eddie Murphy, to Robin Williams and on and on. Why? Because sex is a universal, elemental part of life that is endlessly fascinating, but, sadly, is considered taboo and therefore untalked about. The fact that Jim Gaffigan can create a genius body of work without referencing sex, in no way implies that sexually based comedy is lesser, trite, unoriginal at all. Frankly, given our societies disregard/ignorance/suppression of female sexuality, it’s refreshing to hear a woman talk honestly, openly, and transgressively about just that topic.
@graybeard4962
@graybeard4962 4 года назад
[Don't read the comments]
@zillailluhr
@zillailluhr 4 года назад
Gray Beard thank you, I was about to 🥴
@SMChampionProduct
@SMChampionProduct 4 года назад
Too late!
@rocarlosdavis622
@rocarlosdavis622 4 года назад
Greyhound is perfect by far..thank you 🙂
@aj4089
@aj4089 3 года назад
The mushroom joke sent me
@ren234
@ren234 4 года назад
i don’t think this woman knows what bottom means
@seanoreiley48
@seanoreiley48 9 месяцев назад
I would absolutely check out that mud room
@AdmiralHellShot
@AdmiralHellShot 4 года назад
Love Nikki So much ❤️😍
@JimboPrague
@JimboPrague 7 месяцев назад
At 1.25 she says "... you can pretend his legs blah blah at lot easier than ..." What is the "blah blah" bit, please? I can't understand what she's saying.
@ripcitygamer
@ripcitygamer Месяц назад
"are Zach Efron's"
@iwillnevergetone5
@iwillnevergetone5 4 года назад
she has two topics
@keithlamontdavis8047
@keithlamontdavis8047 4 года назад
The right ones
@ColdWarVet-qe5pt
@ColdWarVet-qe5pt Год назад
Given the chance I would definitely "clean your tank."
@JaseZorn
@JaseZorn 6 месяцев назад
I'd absolutely CLEAN YOUR TANK!
@robertpoore7604
@robertpoore7604 11 месяцев назад
I would like to own it Niki.
@MRG978
@MRG978 4 года назад
Close your eyes and it's amy schcumer
@lukaslambs5780
@lukaslambs5780 4 года назад
Matty Gauthier how could you insult her that way
@DKGifford19608
@DKGifford19608 4 года назад
Because she’s a female comedian making jokes about sex? Nikki is way more original and this is a slice of her set.
@emilymulcahy
@emilymulcahy 4 года назад
Ugh, nikki sucks and has only one subject, amy at least branches out and talks about more than sex and her vagina, not much else but she's at least better
@dragonbalde101
@dragonbalde101 4 года назад
Amy is way worse than this.
@emilymulcahy
@emilymulcahy 4 года назад
@@dragonbalde101 disagree, nikki only has one joke, her vagina, amy has a couple more
@geothon
@geothon 11 месяцев назад
Best legs in comedy.
@aitorkevineteomba6431
@aitorkevineteomba6431 4 года назад
Did someone else looked up who Sasha Grey is?
@erch4882
@erch4882 4 года назад
Sasha grey is my favorite too
@HansZarkovPhD
@HansZarkovPhD 9 месяцев назад
She is my idea of the perfect woman.
@thewinteryeti3614
@thewinteryeti3614 4 года назад
No
@Netherwolf6100
@Netherwolf6100 4 года назад
Hmmm so dead fish is what we call lazy women... gotta write that down
@shanemarchwick7532
@shanemarchwick7532 4 года назад
Starfish also works well.
@Ben-rz9cf
@Ben-rz9cf 4 года назад
Yeah i was puzzled when she said dead fish i've always called them starfish. Its possible that she just heard it wrong
@ethaneveraldo
@ethaneveraldo 4 года назад
They also use that term to describe lazy guys who just lay there expecting girls to do everything. Look up Hugh Hefner
@bulldoggmailcom
@bulldoggmailcom 4 года назад
Its cool to have a woman to admit to watching and enjoy porn.
@heythere6983
@heythere6983 4 года назад
The only thing these woman comedians have to talk about is sex huh.... then woman say “we’re not dumb!”
@Smo1k
@Smo1k 4 года назад
Dead fish? Starfish. ...or: "She was catatonic, except for the horror-movie soundtrack" %)
@davidduval29
@davidduval29 4 года назад
Every single clip I watch of this girl she talks about sex like goddamn we get it woman try being funny another way
@premiumheadpats4150
@premiumheadpats4150 3 года назад
I would've responded with "what" too.
@ketolifestyle68
@ketolifestyle68 4 года назад
i love cleaning the tank
@EasyTiger.01343
@EasyTiger.01343 11 месяцев назад
These comments look like they were generated by Chat GPT - if it was actually owned by Patagonia.
@christophermoreno8974
@christophermoreno8974 4 года назад
Love you Nikki
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