Nikki Glaser | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von  

thanks theo

Me: Okay, I’ll give her a shot again Her: Immediate vegan rant Me: Nevermind

Has she always been this unbearable? I'm unfamiliar; completely missed when she was famous. Anywho, entertaining stuff Great episode.

Fkg love Nikki .

Rumor has it..... Theo still has not pulled out

I watched the episode to, that was said

@@salsdeadfish8659 if likes becomes monetary, youtube will be flooded with bots farming likes with random quotes on every video

@@ModeratelyAmused I swear half the comments are AI Just trying to blend in

timestamp?

@@_Nosferatu_ 39:30

It's golden.. I hold my breath for 5 seconds, too, Theo!

The only guaranteed cure is drinking from the far side of the glass.

Yeah, they said it!!

@ 21:50

Bryan callen

Louis CK for sure

Tom Segura

definitely Carrot Top

Go listen to her interview with Dane Cook on her show.... definitely Dane Cook.

That's a great analog

Lol😂😂😂😂😂

😂 Your descriptive skills are unmatched

Omgaaaawwwwd that is so delicious 🤤🤤🤤 sun chips are so good on a sammy

That’s that hittah

Nothing better than some Cool Ranch Doritos in a sammy 💯

@@greatbritten omg yes!!!! Haven't had those in so long!!!

@@deadams8905 Also, a pro tip is to put the chips in the freezer for awhile first before adding them to the sandwich. Next level, man! 🤤

Live a little

Lolol

Time stamp?

@@dicegamenetwork 39:30

I read this 2 seconds before I heard it

Yes it is but she is being fake.

​@@CLoZe14She seemed genuine to me

Lol now I really want him to explain Wtf he was doing. We will never get those answers. But we might...

@@XenoTravis dude you are probably like me we've been watching Theo for ages and you know he lures us in with the stories just for them not to pay off he's the master of Tom fuckery but we keep coming back ..him and Nikki always have great chats to be fair they should just do one together she just gets Theo and his thought process

😂😂😂

Looking for them whale tales.

He said this at the exact moment I scrolled down to read this...wtf! Damn Super IllumiNatty Ice.

exactly.

Adderal seems more vegan

He seemed relaxed but yeah she was intense

Ive seen this exact scenario play out, exceptional description lmao

@@ibob148 right, not necessarily nervous I guess. Just that they kept like talking over each other and branching off lol

Yo what up Rance? lol

@@ranceshepstone lookin like a fool with your Rance on the ground

this actually sums up my ADHD

@@ranceshepstone o damn entered the matrix

Hahahaha 🤣

She definitely needs some meds…. I doubt it is adhd bc she’s extremely hyper on those meds

I just tried listening and wtf is she talking about😭😭. How could someone live with constantly hearing this nonsense

Shes on meds and thats the peoblem lol ​@@bellamichelle6248

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Evanescence tho

Dude to this day I'm terrified of flashing lights bc I think it's gonna unlock epilepsy in me. Every movie or game or anything used to always have those warnings and I'd get so scared lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Gang Gang!

@@Bushey4545 gang

@@SuperMegaGoofyGoober 😂

Honestly i'm seeing a pattern here, he first got served by Khalyla and now he's going for his #2 instead mans on a hunt. Get in thereeeeee!!!

@Jo Po you talking about the water or Nikki? 😉

Are you saying she's none of those things? I don't get that vibe from this interview at all. All I see is two comedians shooting shit. Sure, they have different styles, but I think they have actually more in common than not. They are clearly friends.

tell that to bobby lee

I just new she was going to tell him the best way to get rid of hiccups is to shove a finger in your ssshole. I havent tried it yet. Just what I heard.. but next time I get the hiccups and im not in public. I have to know if it works

What do you mean ask Bobby lee ?

@@renx81 yh bruh shes chill but she j talks ab sex and political topics kind of passive aggresively without asking what other opinions are

How do I bookmark this

@@goud2488 take a screenshot

By the way that’s proof of Theo’s free will lol

“One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Theo’s somewhere between that and a modern day philosophical prodigy.

People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.

Discomfort?

@@defkind 😂

@@defkind hahaha word

😂😂

its should be. Either you fuh or you talk about something else.. No one needs to hear the sexual escapades of another borderliner. (talking about the chick here)

No he just doesn't want to get caught up talking to her more off air

He is so ready for this adderall induced shit show of an episode to be over 🤣

@@treewire1 or maybe he's just trying to fuck and doesn't want the foreward.

@@JamisonGallagher huh?

She was talking about Theo.

Bruh👀

@@the2ndcoming135 🤣

Frfr

She’s honestly annoying as fuck. She interrupted him literally every sentence🤦🏼‍♂️

@@alexw4225 he also interrupted her constantly. Goes both ways. Really wasn’t that annoying.

That is some deep smart joke shit, but is also so simple and easy to miss.

Nikki "I'm one dementional, face glazed" glazer

Ya shes nowhere near his level

Really tho that is a prime example of theo humor

@@pataker7875 to Cz

Absolute Word smith

🤣🤣

Yeah I could tell he was uncomfortable talking about that and I think Nikki is super nice but maybe she didn’t pick up on how uncomfortable he was and he handled that very well.

That man's brain just works different

Can you give me the timestamp pls?

@@GEORGR777 it’s somewhere in the first 5 minutes

Theo is just a beast 😅😅🤣🤣😂

Theo is so good. I love listening to Nikki and Theo...very likeable people.

Theo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

The BEST

@@randallmilton you right bruh

In your life? You have seen little

@@michaeleighttimez2556 bruh...ive seen dragons

The worst thing to ever happen to my headphones

@David Millions "payed" come on man, you can't be that dumb.

And then offers her a plate of chicken. Awesome.

atleast he didnt eat her adderrall lol

@@diagnosedtopg7657 he can be

You nailed it with this

the adderal kicked in

@@tarponwranglertheangler6364 yeah, scary obvious

LOl, Joe Rogan jokes about this very thing.

“Literally” 7 seconds.

Lmao!!! Wtf!! Best Comment!!!🤣😂🤣😂

@@vibrantlight90 Haha I was a little late to the party on this episode, but thanks ☝🏼 ❤️

Hahahaha

Lol. Funny.

Gang

Like, let me just like interrupt you there.. like I don’t like know like what like you’re talking about..

Facts.. my occipitals are leaking

I'm constipated.

@@AngelWest58 bro you’re a fuckin genius

Remember when epilepsy was big?

Hell yeah Casey Anthony's babysitter!

They are both T-Rex's grasping for something on the top shelf,,

At the carnival

Hell yes he does. And your username is the funniest thing ever.

" I got cows so I CAN eat hamburger 😂😂 and steak and brisket 😋" What is your opinion regarding industrial farming/factory meat processing?

RIP

I can relate

RIP Billy Conforto

It's entirely possible he would

Spot on! He'd go into a tangent about how they're illegal to keep in California because they're classified as invasive, wipe out endangered bird species and push out native Pine Martins. Then bring up Whitney Cummings smuggling them to sanctuary in her bra anyway.

Hahahahahaha what....the....f*ck does Joe Rogan have to do with this? All love no hate. But, I laughed when I read this. Do you compare every podcast guest to Joe Rogan? Such a weird train of thought?

“You ever see that video where the ferret fights a snake?!”

Ferrets are vicious, have you ever seen ferret fighting? Jamie pull that up

Hes exhausted just from processing everything shes saying 😆 she should not be on stimulants...

I usually like Nikki but I hate this episode, she is on drugs for sure

@@infy33 she's just a Gemini bro

Nikki is like a stimulus check that bounced ...

@@infy33 same!!! I want Nikki and Theo to have mullet babies but after the vegan rant lol Theo tapped out!!! I’m a Gemini too and I can chat with the best of them back but I 100% can tell when I’ve been talking to much.

If they need a unicorn/third I volunteer as tribute 🤷‍♀️😉

@@alissamills5902 😲

Little passive aggressive no? Or just disagreeing alot, god her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me 😬

Oh no... she just doesnt know anything about his story and they have completely different angles...

@@nicksilver_music 💀😭🤣😂😂

Wow I read this comment right as it played at 50:10 freaky

@@goud2488 exactly the same with me. freaky deaky

@@goud2488 fucking same. Been listening to the entire pod without watching. Just clicked over

@@goud2488 49:56 you're way passed it.

😭😭

That was a whole saga. She was desperate to be diagnosed as ADHD and wouldn't stop until she found a doctor who would.

@@RolandDeschain1 i was on adhd meds all my life in school an such now i cant get back on them idk if adhd is real but i know when your brain is developing around a chemical thats probably gonna make u need it

She will continue to try and figure out who the hell she is until she has a kid. You never really grow up until you love something more than yourself.

Yea I don't believe it. I think she just says that as part of her public persona.

I love sex but I think sleeping around is so gross. So I waited until I got in a relationship. I mean there are so many fluids in sex and I don’t want mix random peoples fluids. It’s so gross.

@@angfirefighter If you think that's gross good luck with life, lol.

@@lens3973 I’m good. I’m married soo… I’m gonna guess you’re not.

@@angfirefighter so you'll only swallow your spouse's spit? Get over yourself, mono /ˢ

Nice take. Dig your handle too 👻

Precisely

Amen baby!

Lol! I just watched that and had to rewind it. I thought I was seeing shit!

Good.

Lmao wtf Good

Yea Jesus Christ...just...Jesus Christ man. Just jabber jabber jabber. Fuck man

lol

No, brought to you by adhd. She'd be worse without it.

Imagine trying to go to sleep next to this.

@@FlockNFroth She's less annoying than Whitney Cummings, but that's not saying much.

time stamp?

@@_Nosferatu_ same

Kinda lmaooo

That’s brutal

She’s single by choice though. That’s the difference. Most successful and independent women are usually single, and only sleeps with someone casually if they want to. There’s too many attractive people around them, and too many “choices” and seduction. Getting into a serious relationship is the last thing they’d want

No ordinary American guy has the smallest chance

I think she's absolutely delightful

I read this before he said it, I didnt get it until he delivered it.. Reading it I thought it was some kind of word play on ferret.. When he said it it was obvious.

They're actually Ferrari rats.

Greatest analogy

It's them dark arts, boy. They everywhere.

She pretty much just speaks for herself cause I’ve never heard a single female say they prefer to be fingered. It’s like she’s a robot that downloaded “how to sex for human” and “how to speak self centered LA woman” to it’s hard drive and absolutely nothing else.

We know, she says the same thing on every podcast I’ve watched her on. It always is about how guys suck, and how she’s needy and manipulative. Always revolves around the dark arts. Her radio show was the same way. I don’t like to accuse people of being on drugs bc I don’t know, she has said she takes adderall. Seems pretty apparent this episode.

@@Halfstep2024 I can 1000% agree with her on the fingering thing. I just like It more. It feels better, it’s all about me rather than you just trying to get yourself off. Penetration alone doesn’t do much for woman and most men won’t venture to learn what else to do. Plus, a dick can’t bend that way, g spot is back- as you hit that wall- so I can definitely understand where she’s coming from with that. I’ve never ever gotten off from penetration, even with toys, and other stimulation. Some woman just prefer it :) but I definitely like sex too

just vividly describing to Theo what she wants fom him lol

@@TheAverageSavage1021 thats one thing I would agree with. its like the part of foreplay that gets lost! but choking a woman isnt usually the first way to try spice it up imo haha

🤣

Gang lol

Gang fr

@Jeremy Lathem that voice

They don’t ever stop telling people. Gang

I wonder why he had her back

He's uncomfortable with compliments (at least from her) and wanted to change the subject as soon as possible

She didn't appreciate it, though. She didn't even let him talk.

i’m from the midwest and that’s how a lot of girls talk here

@@jackg4778 yes and no. I know what you mean but i think shes also on some stuff.

@@jackg4778 cuz there’s that good meth in the Midwest, this lady’s geeking

@@wyattwatterud3099 😂

I honestly think this is a thing with comedians. Quickly speaking as if they have to get their point or punchline in before someone else gets to it, a nervousness or anxiety. She was way slower on Rogan.

lol and he was wrong according to Google

Yet he twists words around All the time!😆. That made it even funnier

"... Manuel & Famplets" 😂😂😂

Gratataahhh

Sending some shots at yo fitted

she's on something.

I thought the same thing. She said she got diagnosed with ADHD so probably adderall.

@@1Hominid no lol if u have adhd and take Adderall u will be calm not spastic like her

@@1Hominid had a buddy I grew up with that had SEVERE adhd and the adderal would turn him into a zombie

I dunno. She doesn’t seem like the type to be on meth or doing a bunch of coke. Look, I love Niki and think she’s hilarious. I watch her on podcasts and stuff all the time and she was super manic and out of character. She kept bouncing all over the place and talking over Theo especially in the second half. It was just odd.

Whale watching in australia means looking for fat chicks who are easy as hell. I feel Theo meant that but realised "Oh wait thats a guy thing" and bailed on it

I’ll never forget that line, it’s hilarious.

I guess that means he doesn't have a doghouse. 😂

She was right about one thing during that rant, I hit the fast forward button a couple times. Just brutal.

Also these 2 could learn a lot from each other

Sweet home alabama

💀

Her speech makes me feel like those pigs do.

The trabant of hares.

It was nice to see him finally get the recognition he deserves

He’s actually funny omg!

Yeah, I read the same thing when I read your comment.

@@offmymeds2994 😯

Naaaa i was there. I was the toilet

Fact actually

Hash tag UFC267

She clearly doesnt have it.

This is what happens if you don't have ADHD, But take ADHD medication anyways.

ADHD is an executive function disorder and it fucking sucks to deal with. It's damn near ruined my life but onward. Wish I got help for it as a child instead of self medicating and getting addicted to the dark arts

Have you ever seen any of her interviews? Its absolutely clear she has it by how much her thoughts dart in conversation. Shes extremely quick thinking. She might have some other thing like bipolar in addition to that though

@@ThorMNs That's not enough to diagnose some as ADHD or Bipolar, a lot of folks are misdiagnosed but go read the DSM-V and some modern diagnosis criteria, talking quickly and shifting subjects quickly can be a sign of a lot of things, some as simple as sleep deprivation, vitamin deficiencies or hormone imbalance, to actually have Adult ADHD or Bipolar is a life long condition that usually presents itself as a lack of achievement, trouble at work, divorce, crime, addiction. In fact, I would say Theo is more ADHD than Nikki, the condition is very counter intuitive and tough to understand from an outsider perspective because it's basically a spectrum of behaviors that result from issues with executive function not just being hyper or scattered, executive function is what helps you switch between tasks, do one task that you don't enjoy for a long time, and helps you regulate your emotions.

🤣, From a dry spell, & into a WaterPark wet spill. Gang gang, bust bust

Wapwapwap

it's like if Amy Schumer was addicted to coke instead of McDonalds

@Kristy Vera You don't want to get choked? what a weirdo

THIS

If you haven't seen the Bill Burr one, enjoy lol.

Yeah I agree completely she seems out their started tlking about theirs no free will and nothings ur fault and won’t let Theo say a word

Adderal - ADHD

In her defense, I’m sure trying to podcast with Theo is similar to being on drugs.

Its the Adderall

It’s a sign he didn’t really mean it

@@crujones2849 bro she’s a dime tho. Mans Probally was in his feels 😏

@@SuperMegaGoofyGoober bro that’s a smart move. She knows she’s hot, too. So, to address the awkwardness of the sexual tension Theo was smart to play sheepish. Even if he didn’t mean it it’s a smart strategy just in case😆

i'm reading the comments before watching the episode (bc i'm at work and i just need something to hold me over till i can watch) and i can hear all this in theo's voice ... i'm thankful for that