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@bruv.2214
@bruv.2214 4 месяца назад
Class average: 15% Your score: 17%
@Demonhunter677
@Demonhunter677 3 месяца назад
How about 15'1%😎
@Imclinicallyobese
@Imclinicallyobese 3 месяца назад
-100%
@Immadeus
@Immadeus 3 месяца назад
Me on my AC circuit analysis final:
@SusWorm-sq2mt
@SusWorm-sq2mt 3 месяца назад
Class average: 15% Our score: -100%
@Anonymous82819
@Anonymous82819 3 месяца назад
average high school physics test be like
@comikalz
@comikalz 3 месяца назад
"No man could ever land on the sun!" "Then send a woman"
@CocoXIII
@CocoXIII 2 месяца назад
Go at night, dah.
@rocketpadgamer
@rocketpadgamer 5 дней назад
How about we send you instead?
@Armadelta24
@Armadelta24 3 дня назад
Smooth
@suspicioussand
@suspicioussand 4 месяца назад
"This surgery has a 50% survival rate" "Then just do it twice"
@Microstands
@Microstands 4 месяца назад
*dies twice*
@Channelblueajpwnewacc
@Channelblueajpwnewacc 4 месяца назад
The surgeons finna be like 😨
@gankhuyagkhassuuri1821
@gankhuyagkhassuuri1821 4 месяца назад
You die once and the other half lives so now you’re just as normal as you entered.
@reid3524
@reid3524 4 месяца назад
Yes
@TehEricAlmeida777
@TehEricAlmeida777 4 месяца назад
"Now its 25% or less..."
@GoobyGoblin
@GoobyGoblin 4 месяца назад
"What you can do in a hour, I can do in 60 minutes."
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
"Did you know? Every minute in africa is 60 seconds"
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 4 месяца назад
yeah, but did you know, that every 60 seconds a minute passes there?@@ius_0
@SquidCena
@SquidCena 4 месяца назад
A person who thinks all the time... has nothing to think about except thoughts
@starsailor751
@starsailor751 4 месяца назад
​@@SquidCena Alan Watts
@Vdrater
@Vdrater 3 месяца назад
@@ius_0it’s: every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes
@goofyahhuncle3422
@goofyahhuncle3422 4 месяца назад
Cancelling my appointment at the doctor because i was sick
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@YUGENDRAN-ir8gx
@YUGENDRAN-ir8gx 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@diegonorberto4242
@diegonorberto4242 3 месяца назад
💀💀💀
@jayberham
@jayberham 3 месяца назад
Yeah the doctor definitely isn’t like ya know, the person that is specifically looking for anything wrong with your body, like perhaps a sickness you seem to have?
@grinmace4834
@grinmace4834 2 месяца назад
Unironically my mom did that. It was kind of dumb.
@King_Rat_0
@King_Rat_0 4 месяца назад
"Its impossable to land a rocket on the sun" Me after sending one at night:
@SleekHeroo
@SleekHeroo 4 месяца назад
Dude its impossible to send one at night, how are you going to be able to see where you're going?
@AdamKayaan
@AdamKayaan 4 месяца назад
@@SleekHerooUse a flashlight
@King_Rat_0
@King_Rat_0 4 месяца назад
@@AdamKayaan exactly
@piranhality
@piranhality 4 месяца назад
@@SleekHeroothe moonlight dummy
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 4 месяца назад
Listnen, listnen, just go there no matter when with a bucket of water, and turn the sun into obsidian
@darkstarfighter2884
@darkstarfighter2884 4 месяца назад
Selling the house to pay for the mortgage
@reid3524
@reid3524 4 месяца назад
Ywes
@JiminyCricketeer
@JiminyCricketeer 4 месяца назад
Selling the car for gas koney
@vicrattlehead69
@vicrattlehead69 4 месяца назад
@@JiminyCricketeer koney
@zidanematerazzi
@zidanematerazzi 3 месяца назад
@@JiminyCricketeer koney
@ProfessionalNoLifer
@ProfessionalNoLifer 3 месяца назад
​@@JiminyCricketeer koney
@SendoRuh
@SendoRuh 4 месяца назад
Book: solves half of your problems Me after buying it twice:
@AR-je7vx
@AR-je7vx 4 месяца назад
Brother just read it twice
@-FFFridge
@-FFFridge 4 месяца назад
You still have a 4th of your problems left though.
@reid3524
@reid3524 4 месяца назад
Yes
@SendoRuh
@SendoRuh 4 месяца назад
@@AR-je7vx good idea
@user-qd3pb9jq1m
@user-qd3pb9jq1m 4 месяца назад
1/2 times 1/2 equals 1/4
@erroroccurred404
@erroroccurred404 4 месяца назад
Guy: “What’s your new year’s resolution?” Me: 4K
@KNGgame
@KNGgame 4 месяца назад
144p
@arbikverq9058
@arbikverq9058 4 месяца назад
literally me in 1976 years
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 4 месяца назад
@@arbikverq90586k ultra HD
@Spinex0196
@Spinex0196 4 месяца назад
1k like
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
I feel like i see on 720 sometimes
@Yusuf.819
@Yusuf.819 4 месяца назад
“Shut up, your honor! You weren’t even there!”
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
"Your honour if the victim didnt like getting stabbed why didnt she simply say "stop"?"
@Superluigi881
@Superluigi881 4 месяца назад
"Your honour I said I was sorry afterwards. So I should be forgiven."
@screesh108
@screesh108 3 месяца назад
“Your honor, my client swore on his mama’s grave”
@Yusuf.819
@Yusuf.819 3 месяца назад
@@screesh108 how dare him
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 месяца назад
"Objection dumbass, outdated autopsy"
@shadowtd9982
@shadowtd9982 4 месяца назад
“If we need 9 hours of sleep then why dont we sleep for 3285 hours in a day and chill the rest of the year”
@Playing096
@Playing096 4 месяца назад
School: starts at $7:20 am Me at $12:45 IQ pm
@Potato-Dude
@Potato-Dude 3 месяца назад
Btd6 Pfp!?
@elijahmaser7567
@elijahmaser7567 Месяц назад
@@Playing096 mfer how do you have time in money and iq 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@Playing096
@Playing096 Месяц назад
@@elijahmaser7567 I'm just Sunder Zyzie 🔥🔥🔥
@elijahmaser7567
@elijahmaser7567 Месяц назад
@@Playing096 real
@satou22_
@satou22_ 4 месяца назад
"We the jury find the defendant not guilty" "Thank you, I promise I won't do it again"
@trumpet_boooi
@trumpet_boooi 3 месяца назад
LMAO
@thefunniman3285
@thefunniman3285 2 месяца назад
💀💀💀
@Matt_JJz
@Matt_JJz 2 месяца назад
Okay this is the best comment
@ROTATVADER
@ROTATVADER 6 месяцев назад
Verbalase after spending 50K on a Hazbin Hotel fanfic:
@fedecaballero6841
@fedecaballero6841 5 месяцев назад
Literally 😂
@mixomarkozasvili5152
@mixomarkozasvili5152 5 месяцев назад
Verbalase realizing that r34 and the hub are free
@cutieee_x
@cutieee_x 4 месяца назад
Verbalase when he thought that him getting r*ped by an animated character could earn him racks
@betticat82
@betticat82 4 месяца назад
yeah but nobody would draw verbalase himself with charlie if the video would have not leaked@@mixomarkozasvili5152
@oficialmundodiverso
@oficialmundodiverso 4 месяца назад
Ñ
@Perfect.unsymmetry
@Perfect.unsymmetry 4 месяца назад
“You can’t kick pregnant women!” Me after cosplaying as a baby:
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
"You cant say the- Ok nvm the comment was too racist
@Meylicats
@Meylicats 4 месяца назад
Is your profile picture an iterator?
@Perfect.unsymmetry
@Perfect.unsymmetry 4 месяца назад
@@Meylicats yes why
@youcefsiouda
@youcefsiouda 4 месяца назад
Why not silly​@@Perfect.unsymmetry
@Meylicats
@Meylicats 3 месяца назад
@@Perfect.unsymmetryoh I was just wondering
@cougar9610
@cougar9610 4 месяца назад
Girlfriend : "You don't give me enough time!" Me : *Buys her a clock*
@ChibiNavya
@ChibiNavya 4 месяца назад
Good one
@ghirardelio4037
@ghirardelio4037 3 месяца назад
*Buys her a Dialga,Sakuya and Dio plush*
@user-xz3pb3dt2u
@user-xz3pb3dt2u 4 месяца назад
"Sir we found 2 dead bodies in your basement" "Double it and give it to the next person"
@lit3rallym3
@lit3rallym3 3 месяца назад
Not funny did not laugh
@kamalarana27
@kamalarana27 3 месяца назад
@@lit3rallym3 Not funny did not laugh
@lit3rallym3
@lit3rallym3 3 месяца назад
@@kamalarana27 real
@ken6056
@ken6056 3 месяца назад
Funny, did laugh
@user-xz3pb3dt2u
@user-xz3pb3dt2u 3 месяца назад
@@lit3rallym3 I don't remember asking
@mannadiumHeartless
@mannadiumHeartless 9 месяцев назад
-paciente: doctor, me duele el brazo cuando le hago asi -doctor: entonces no lo hagas
@ARMANFREEMAN
@ARMANFREEMAN 9 месяцев назад
😂
@salvationgreen-joy
@salvationgreen-joy 9 месяцев назад
XD
@MeDicenEvelyn
@MeDicenEvelyn 9 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@LuisDGamer
@LuisDGamer 8 месяцев назад
XD
@thechoseone509joseberrios2
@thechoseone509joseberrios2 8 месяцев назад
Paciente: Gracias doctor Doctor: Son 800 dólares
@adlerpg3d61
@adlerpg3d61 9 месяцев назад
Yo despues de acercarme el telefono al oido con audifonos puestos
@LuisDGamer
@LuisDGamer 8 месяцев назад
Esto me ha pasado más de lo que debería ser considerado legal xD
@LeonardoPatata
@LeonardoPatata 8 месяцев назад
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
@dayorue3770
@dayorue3770 8 месяцев назад
Jsjjasajajajaakak yo ahorita 😭
@_KAKAROTO_
@_KAKAROTO_ 8 месяцев назад
Jajajajajaja si
@phantom2.065
@phantom2.065 8 месяцев назад
​@@dayorue3770te están f0llando o que?
@kaz7690
@kaz7690 3 месяца назад
“Are you a car person” “No I’m a human”
@LadyOfTheNight.
@LadyOfTheNight. 2 месяца назад
I have never heard someone ask someone else if they’re a car person
@Superluigi881
@Superluigi881 Месяц назад
So you're not a transformer then? Good to know.
@Matt_JJz
@Matt_JJz 2 месяца назад
"Mr President, we're out of money" "Just print more lmao"
@HermitKing731
@HermitKing731 Месяц назад
I think i just found Zimbabwes president over here.
@user-bigchungus1984
@user-bigchungus1984 Месяц назад
@@HermitKing731 to be honest with Mugabe I could legit see him taking economic advice from youtube comments
@tuber138
@tuber138 13 дней назад
Weimar Republic moment
@zikihowdreams2073
@zikihowdreams2073 9 месяцев назад
Deberíamos abrir todos nuestros refrigeradores para que haga frío y los polos se vuelvan congelar
@gocu_san
@gocu_san 8 месяцев назад
Y la factura que la paguen los pingüinos
@epicswappapyrus3304
@epicswappapyrus3304 8 месяцев назад
Pagar la Factura es lo mínimo que pueden hacer por nosotros por congelar sus pinches polos 🗿
@santiagogaelguadalupelopez9474
@santiagogaelguadalupelopez9474 8 месяцев назад
mejor que impriman mas frio 🗿
@Franzinho_0802
@Franzinho_0802 8 месяцев назад
@@gocu_san si es por el bien del mundo no se paga y listo problema resuelto
@SoSaboQueNadaSebo
@SoSaboQueNadaSebo 8 месяцев назад
Nitrogênio líquido é gelado, só jogar uma bomba de nitrogênio lá.
@CreeperG0d
@CreeperG0d 5 месяцев назад
Me talking in sign language to a blind person.
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
Me giving wheel chair to a deaf person:
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 4 месяца назад
Me giving life ensurance to a dead person:@@ius_0
@simplypk.
@simplypk. 3 месяца назад
Me telling to the armless people to wave to the blind guy:
@tartos843
@tartos843 3 месяца назад
me shouting at my deaf buddy to stand up for himself
@EChere
@EChere 2 месяца назад
Me calling them a liar after telling a joke to a depressed person and they laughed:
@aekusso1705
@aekusso1705 Месяц назад
-Recruit, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday! -Thanks, Sir!
@LGAM2
@LGAM2 4 месяца назад
"You will die in 2 days" Double it and give to the next person
@vencedor1774
@vencedor1774 4 месяца назад
How to fix death
@engel1816
@engel1816 9 месяцев назад
"Si matas a un asesino, el número de asesinos en el mundo sigue siendo el mismo" Yo luego de matar a dos asesinos:
@richardjpro
@richardjpro 8 месяцев назад
Si, ahí si reduces el número
@Santiago_3310_
@Santiago_3310_ 8 месяцев назад
Y si antes de matar al asesino yo ya era un asesino? 🧠
@user-so5mf2rh8v
@user-so5mf2rh8v 8 месяцев назад
Pero eso te convierte en un asesino ☠️
@fabianustertius6460
@fabianustertius6460 8 месяцев назад
el john kramer, pero el los hacia jugar "juegos" xd
@engel1816
@engel1816 8 месяцев назад
@@Santiago_3310_ la frase se aplica para la primera vez que matas
@IX-MRIGANKASEKHARMANDAL
@IX-MRIGANKASEKHARMANDAL 5 месяцев назад
Me in the maths exam when joe is running at a speed of negative 450km/h
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
Me in math exam when i figure out the 1st finisher in the kids sports ran beyond the speed of light:
@Jonathan-eo2sf
@Jonathan-eo2sf 4 месяца назад
Me in the maths exam calculating, that joe`s house is aproximately the size of our milky way
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
Me in math when i find out there is -3.2 apples in the basket:
@HauntedKnight-cj8kv
@HauntedKnight-cj8kv 3 месяца назад
Me in the math exam when I answer 450-k+i to convert 450 kilometers to miles:
@HotChocolate2070
@HotChocolate2070 3 месяца назад
Bro is a beast 🗣🔥🔥🔥
@TC1YT
@TC1YT 2 месяца назад
When a country declares war on you but you reject their declaration of war 🗿
@zombienukekiller2898
@zombienukekiller2898 Месяц назад
Bro found the way to world peace
@b-1battledroid674
@b-1battledroid674 28 дней назад
Japan-Poland moment
@honorablemonkey
@honorablemonkey 4 месяца назад
When the alcohol bottle says 18+ years but you finish it in 3 minutes
@LaTaqueraAnya
@LaTaqueraAnya 9 месяцев назад
Yo después de entregar el examen de filosofía en blanco "yo solo sé que no sé nada”
@Dust_Death
@Dust_Death 9 месяцев назад
Yo existiendo después de pensar
@QuicklyMan
@QuicklyMan 9 месяцев назад
When te crees Heráclito
@Tails717
@Tails717 8 месяцев назад
​@@Dust_Deathde hecho, sería existiendo debido a y no después de pensar; Descartes no habla en términos temporales.
@josegonzales9169
@josegonzales9169 8 месяцев назад
​​@@Dust_Death Yo sabiendo que existo por saber que pienso
@SheylaPalaciosZavaleta
@SheylaPalaciosZavaleta 8 месяцев назад
mano no era *solo se que nada se*
@irealyneedameme4882
@irealyneedameme4882 8 месяцев назад
Doctor: "After you are bitten by this poisonous snake, you are only given 10 minutes to live "So I allowed the snake to bite me again to get 10 extra minutes continuously."
@AI_Composer_Guy
@AI_Composer_Guy 4 месяца назад
Hmmm kinky
@MohIsmail-mk1fd
@MohIsmail-mk1fd 4 месяца назад
So that's how you died?
@Darkify暗
@Darkify暗 4 месяца назад
Received an email, just rejected that proposal from a girl named Harvard 🗿
@akkitime
@akkitime 8 дней назад
💀🧠
@KrippleJawnie
@KrippleJawnie 3 месяца назад
"bro my grandma died yesterday" "just charge her up"
@red.2829
@red.2829 9 месяцев назад
Yo después de buscar mi celular en la oscuridad con la linterna del celular:
@GTAartur100
@GTAartur100 4 месяца назад
a todos nos a pasado
@ZotryHung
@ZotryHung 8 месяцев назад
Yo despertando a mi mamá para que se tome su pastilla para dormir
@MiguelCotrina-em7jr
@MiguelCotrina-em7jr 8 месяцев назад
Jajaja buena
@L.a.S27
@L.a.S27 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 que hdp
@lortSith84
@lortSith84 8 месяцев назад
Jajajaja ese fue bueno Pero fuera de meme su me pasó pero obviamente no de esa manera jaja XD
@Kegoxd
@Kegoxd 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@HamsterTeExtraño
@HamsterTeExtraño 8 месяцев назад
XD
@_NewCannoliRepublic
@_NewCannoliRepublic 4 месяца назад
“Your total is $11.99 sir.” Me handing the waiter $12: “here, buy something nice for the wife back at home.”
@MyDude._.
@MyDude._. 3 месяца назад
"Stfu your honor you weren't even there"
@salsa_verde806
@salsa_verde806 9 месяцев назад
Deberían inventar un teléfono que en vez de tener 100% se pueda cargar hasta 200%
@4v20_rbz
@4v20_rbz 9 месяцев назад
palabras que revoluciono la tecnologia
@elquesoomnipresente3676
@elquesoomnipresente3676 9 месяцев назад
Maldita sea shimeji regresa con majime
@fghdgf3472
@fghdgf3472 9 месяцев назад
так
@unrandomdeinternet832
@unrandomdeinternet832 9 месяцев назад
​@@elquesoomnipresente3676no te entendí Otaku, puedes hablar en español? D:
@elquesoomnipresente3676
@elquesoomnipresente3676 9 месяцев назад
@@unrandomdeinternet832 no lo entenderías
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032 8 месяцев назад
"Doctor, me quedan 60 segundos de vida" "En un minuto lo atiendo"
@dew332
@dew332 5 месяцев назад
El doctor te da 20 horas asi que lo matas y el juez te da 20 años
@NicolasCARP912
@NicolasCARP912 4 месяца назад
Aguente river carajoo
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032 4 месяца назад
@@dew332 XD
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032
@Danteelnostalgiosocriticon9032 4 месяца назад
@@NicolasCARP912 Obvio flaco
@SantyelproOficial
@SantyelproOficial 4 месяца назад
River yo te amo
@OddLion-lp9sb
@OddLion-lp9sb 3 месяца назад
How it feels like to correct the math teacher:
@pbthroggy
@pbthroggy 3 месяца назад
"So class, we know that 0 divided by 2 is 0." "Actually Mrs, it's )."
@ps2bndled
@ps2bndled 4 месяца назад
My girlfriend told me she needed space, so I showed her a picture of the solar system
@bisuk3461
@bisuk3461 9 месяцев назад
Lo que tú puedes hacer en 1 día, yo lo puedo hacer en 24 horas.
@Andy-iv6iu
@Andy-iv6iu 8 месяцев назад
Lo que tu puedes hacer en 24 horas yo lo puedo hacer en 1440 minutos
@-lesho
@-lesho 8 месяцев назад
Lo que tú puedes hacer en 1440 minutos, yo lo puedo hacer en 86400 segundos.
@epicswappapyrus3304
@epicswappapyrus3304 8 месяцев назад
Lo que tú haces es 86,400 Segundos yo lo hago en 86,400,000 Milisegundos
@FractorX12
@FractorX12 8 месяцев назад
Lo que tú haces en 82,400,000 Milisegundos lo hago yo en 864,000,000,000,00Nanosegundos
@zoledas
@zoledas 8 месяцев назад
Ja! Yo eso lo hago en 4 😎
@emoji_de_pato
@emoji_de_pato 9 месяцев назад
El men que ignoraba el juego para que cargue más rápido y el que amenazaba los juegos cuando andaban mal
@LuisAngel-ur9fy
@LuisAngel-ur9fy 9 месяцев назад
Yo era ese jaja.
@sillylittlepyro
@sillylittlepyro 9 месяцев назад
se llama fisica cuantica
@lolanewsOFICIAL
@lolanewsOFICIAL 9 месяцев назад
No esa es la teoria de relatividad 🤑~ Alberto el instantaneas
@Liam_animations24
@Liam_animations24 9 месяцев назад
Mis estimados a eso se le llama sicometriainvertida
@weonsinideas5681
@weonsinideas5681 9 месяцев назад
Soy ese
@Anomalocaris-ow3pu
@Anomalocaris-ow3pu 2 месяца назад
"Antarctica is thawing, we need help" me after putting millions of air conditioners there:
@zekeivannoynay9820
@zekeivannoynay9820 4 месяца назад
A moskito can fly but a fly cant moskito
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
Quotes of all time, mind if i steal it?
@YatinPlayzYT
@YatinPlayzYT Месяц назад
This is truly the moskito moment
@user-bigchungus1984
@user-bigchungus1984 Месяц назад
@@YatinPlayzYT this is just like that time a french dude convinced a buncha belgians that he had a Kingdom in the Moskito Coast and proceeded to scam them out of their life savings
@fenixrim4752
@fenixrim4752 9 месяцев назад
Yo luego de poner en el examen de matemáticas que paula tiene 3.2 hermanos:
@aiwis.p
@aiwis.p 9 месяцев назад
Y que la bici de Pablito va a 325 km/h
@PerroChorro70
@PerroChorro70 9 месяцев назад
Yo luego de escribir en el examen que pablito tiene 89 años y su papá -1
@lucraftx1596
@lucraftx1596 9 месяцев назад
tiene 3 hermanos y las piernas nomas de uno
@cancarracha
@cancarracha 9 месяцев назад
​@@aiwis.psegun mi calculos pablito camina a 500 kilometros por segundo
@maximusmorelius4883
@maximusmorelius4883 9 месяцев назад
Pasa que el cuarto está a dos meses de nacer
@apple251e
@apple251e 8 месяцев назад
Soap : kills 97% bacteria Me after putting it twice to kill 194% bacteria : Edit : YOOOOOO 2K LIKES
@dsawawdwa
@dsawawdwa 6 месяцев назад
finally I found english comment!
@Физика
@Физика 6 месяцев назад
​@@dsawawdwa*gringo comment👻
@r0b3-ch4n
@r0b3-ch4n 6 месяцев назад
Shut up! Ñ
@VariouslyCommon
@VariouslyCommon 5 месяцев назад
Eureka!
@eduardosupo8027
@eduardosupo8027 5 месяцев назад
ama soy famoso
@tristube
@tristube 4 месяца назад
When you put a Snow Pea behind two Torchwoods to make the projectiles fire based
@kaizokuli
@kaizokuli 2 месяца назад
Pvz meme huh
@akkitime
@akkitime 9 дней назад
PvZ moment 🌱🧟‍♀️
@pointlesschild4943
@pointlesschild4943 3 месяца назад
Me when I get A+ on the blood test without studying
@Cubekirby-cw1kh
@Cubekirby-cw1kh 8 месяцев назад
En el examen de arte te preguntan quién fue Miguel Angel y respondes que era una tortuga ninja.
@Eyeyeyskibidinodigastoilet
@Eyeyeyskibidinodigastoilet 7 месяцев назад
La cancion es de las tortugas ninjas
@OfficialBrytz
@OfficialBrytz 6 месяцев назад
Teenage mutant ninja turtles, quien no sabe eso?
@ssjuan23ss_
@ssjuan23ss_ 5 месяцев назад
JAJDJAJJS
@Demi_BS
@Demi_BS 9 месяцев назад
yo despues de vender a mi gato para poder pagar su comida:
@HamsterTeExtraño
@HamsterTeExtraño 8 месяцев назад
XD
@Pat_AR02
@Pat_AR02 7 месяцев назад
XD.
@freddyvilcabroncano126
@freddyvilcabroncano126 6 месяцев назад
XDD
@Henrry0971
@Henrry0971 5 месяцев назад
XD
@GatoxD689
@GatoxD689 5 месяцев назад
XD
@zawezplays
@zawezplays 5 месяцев назад
“The sun is too hot to go on” “Then go at night”
@azulamazighberber
@azulamazighberber 4 месяца назад
"I ate an anvil, now I can't swim" "Eat a feather, it cancels"
@Brunotactico
@Brunotactico 9 месяцев назад
Yo despues de poner en el examen de fisica que Jose camina a 450 km/s
@J.M91843
@J.M91843 9 месяцев назад
Que yo que?
@Rayitolaser569
@Rayitolaser569 9 месяцев назад
​@@J.M91843maldito jose
@daiyousei.1586
@daiyousei.1586 9 месяцев назад
And is -5 meters tall
@Kira_oishikage123
@Kira_oishikage123 9 месяцев назад
Bucciarati?
@Werhmacht-Soldat
@Werhmacht-Soldat 9 месяцев назад
Nmms tenemos la misma foto de perfils xddd
@Unrandom_1901
@Unrandom_1901 9 месяцев назад
Alemanes viendo videos de "estrategias que hicieron que alemania perdiera la guerra" para no hacer los errores en la tercera
@keylorgamer0285
@keylorgamer0285 9 месяцев назад
francia costruyendo una linea maginot en Bélgica:
@coemcoem7070
@coemcoem7070 9 месяцев назад
​@@keylorgamer0285Luxembourg too
@tonijelecevic9238
@tonijelecevic9238 9 месяцев назад
Hitler riendo se en Argentina
@Huhn1
@Huhn1 9 месяцев назад
Gut, dass ich dieses Video gefunden habe 😅
@alexandrefillot9600
@alexandrefillot9600 9 месяцев назад
What makes it so much funnier is that both scientists are German.
@nickpowers2291
@nickpowers2291 4 месяца назад
I'd rather go deaf than not be able to listen to this banger! 🔥🔥🔥
@ortherner
@ortherner Месяц назад
best comment here
@RipeToast
@RipeToast 4 месяца назад
Someone explaining the trolly problem to me: "Just stop the train"
@alexqalex2566
@alexqalex2566 3 месяца назад
Yeah =].
@TheChannelOfDR
@TheChannelOfDR 3 месяца назад
@@alexqalex2566 thats... a really wierd way to draw a :)
@BlazingFlame69
@BlazingFlame69 3 месяца назад
@@TheChannelOfDR I think he might be a doppleganger
@thewanderers97
@thewanderers97 3 месяца назад
you can actually stop the train by pulling the lever, and then pulling it a second time while its back wheels are still on the previous rail
@Superluigi881
@Superluigi881 Месяц назад
*Rips off shirt* Come on train! I can take you!
@lauxd9714
@lauxd9714 9 месяцев назад
Yo protegiéndome de la lluvia con la carpeta de dibujos con todos los trabajos:
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 8 месяцев назад
Soy ese
@lauxd9714
@lauxd9714 8 месяцев назад
Lo peor es que si me pasó pero no sé mojaron de pedo
@Tomate976
@Tomate976 5 месяцев назад
Alfin sirven para algo
@JanitorPyro
@JanitorPyro 9 месяцев назад
"es imposible mandar a un hombre a la luna" "Manden a una mujer entonces" Edit: me veo en la necesidad de agradecer esos 2k likes porque hacia rato que no llegaba a esta cantidad, el primer logro de 2024, muchas gracias a todos 🫂
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 8 месяцев назад
Nasa: Es imposible ir al sol. Yo: Entonces lo hago de noche Nasa:😮
@JanitorPyro
@JanitorPyro 8 месяцев назад
@@Red_ServerOficial "No puedes romper un diamante, es muy resistente" "Entonces rompo al diamante con otro diamante" (Desde ese día, Jeremías trabaja para la asociación internacional de investigaciones científicas y aportes biológicos)
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 8 месяцев назад
@@JanitorPyro La nasa: un meteorito va a destruir la Tierra a velocidad del sonido Yo: **Le bajo el sonido** El meteorito: 😮
@miguelcanales954
@miguelcanales954 8 месяцев назад
Abortarian la mision
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 8 месяцев назад
@@miguelcanales954 mister patito 😮
@GinoNguyen604
@GinoNguyen604 4 месяца назад
How I feel when teaching cancer patients how to do self-defence against cancer
@landocalrissian.
@landocalrissian. 4 месяца назад
When you take your friend with asthma's "vape" away to save him. (He is now unconscious on the floor)
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
He must be overreacting dont give it to him no matter what
@whoisnugget
@whoisnugget 4 месяца назад
yeah addictions can be hard to overcome. stay strong @@ius_0 🔥🔥
@ojd9145
@ojd9145 3 месяца назад
That's an inhaler dingus
@nathanwu6296
@nathanwu6296 3 месяца назад
@@ojd9145 you missed the joke dingus
@supeisgood
@supeisgood 12 дней назад
@@ojd9145 r/wooosh
@iTzSpinSword
@iTzSpinSword 9 месяцев назад
Yo después de sacar 47/46 en el examen de cromosomas:
@elpoufino14
@elpoufino14 9 месяцев назад
@chelol208
@chelol208 9 месяцев назад
Big brain 🧠💪
@tonijelecevic9238
@tonijelecevic9238 9 месяцев назад
Mis felicidades
@franciscoaarongalvanlopez5318
@franciscoaarongalvanlopez5318 9 месяцев назад
No eran 44?
@error1079ro
@error1079ro 9 месяцев назад
este comentario esta super infravalorado
@ziro393
@ziro393 8 месяцев назад
Sabias que? Las tortugas ninja eran tan famosas que varios artistas del renacimiento tomaron sus nombres
@Creeper51
@Creeper51 8 месяцев назад
Literalmente un viajero del tiempo pisa una cucaracha
@locoydave
@locoydave 5 месяцев назад
​@@Creeper51 Teenage mutant ninja turtles Teenage mutant ninja turtles Teenage mutant ninja turtles Heroes in a half shell (Turtle power) Here we go it's the lean, green, ninja, team, On the scene cool teens doin' ninja things, So extreme out the sewer like laser beams Get rocked with the shell shock pizza kings, can't stop these radical dudes, the secret of the ooze made the chosen few Emerge from the shadow to make their movie, the good guys win and the bad guys loose Leonardo's the leader in blue, does anything it takes to get his ninjas trought Donatello is the fellow, has a way with machines Rapheal's got the most attitude on the team Michelangelo, he's one of a Kind and you know just where to find him when its party time Master splinter taught them every single skill they need, TO BE ONE, LEAN, MEAN, GREEN, INCREDIBLE TEAM!!! Teenage mutant ninja turtles Teenage mutant ninja turtles Teenage mutant ninja turtles Heroes in a half shell (Turtle power)
@yg_M.Y.M
@yg_M.Y.M 5 месяцев назад
​@@locoydave tienes mis respetos
@Bontrixs
@Bontrixs 4 месяца назад
Yeah kinda obvious
@Just_a_pickleNothing_her-xv1vw
@Just_a_pickleNothing_her-xv1vw 4 месяца назад
Holy shit really?!🤯
@Chipppppppppppp
@Chipppppppppppp 3 месяца назад
“Don’t cook food in a crockpot at 100 degrees for like 5 hours but just do the math and cook it at like 3000 degrees for 5 minutes”
@Jay10Real
@Jay10Real 3 месяца назад
When the magician says "Pick a card! Any card!" so i pick his credit card
@JackSnniper
@JackSnniper 9 месяцев назад
Yo después de que me desearan feliz cumpleaños y decir "gracias, igualmente "
@LeonardoAld
@LeonardoAld 8 месяцев назад
Pero te acuerdas que s tu gemelo
@chocopan9250
@chocopan9250 8 месяцев назад
Y una vez dije "De nada, igual"
@Paolo.Cerezo
@Paolo.Cerezo 5 месяцев назад
A menos que esa persona cumpla años el mismo día
@user-bt9re9xq1o
@user-bt9re9xq1o 7 месяцев назад
El profe:el ser humano solo puede ver a 5 km de distancia Yo viendo el sol a 150 millones de km:
@ReyaAnimations
@ReyaAnimations 4 месяца назад
"if you get 50/100 on a test, do it again so you get 100/100."
@AmericanGovermentOfficial
@AmericanGovermentOfficial 4 месяца назад
“You can’t stick a fork in a toaster, but can you stick a spoon?”
@ianaaroncubapaucar7367
@ianaaroncubapaucar7367 9 месяцев назад
Yo de niño cuando en pvz 2 usaba plantas de hielo en Cuevas Congeladas:
@theechidnacuentasecundaria6583
@theechidnacuentasecundaria6583 9 месяцев назад
Le diste clases a nikola tesla, confirmado
@elcazita8020
@elcazita8020 8 месяцев назад
Yo usaba las plantas de hielo detrás de los troncos en llamas 🗿
@izayael
@izayael 8 месяцев назад
Para colmo se congelan xd
@facundobraianvalverderamos8070
@facundobraianvalverderamos8070 8 месяцев назад
​@@elcazita8020yo igual
@j.s.ospina9861
@j.s.ospina9861 8 месяцев назад
Yo cuando abro las ventanas del carro y enciendo el aire acondicionado para que no haga tanto calor afuera:
@ItsKhaledwassup
@ItsKhaledwassup 5 месяцев назад
“Yo bro my phone died” Me: just charge it
@Coolyoshi7
@Coolyoshi7 4 месяца назад
“Yo bro my mother died” Me: just charge her
@Ngakpii
@Ngakpii 3 месяца назад
​@@Coolyoshi7dont you dare
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 месяца назад
@@Ngakpii "DOKTOR!!! CHARGE ME! AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH"
@Phantom39087
@Phantom39087 3 месяца назад
"Before the Big Bang, there was nothing, where did nothing came from?" "From English language."
@Gofys1234
@Gofys1234 3 месяца назад
energy was always there
@user-mh7by7wr1y
@user-mh7by7wr1y 8 месяцев назад
Yo despues de soplar el helado para que se enfrie
@Dc1_Super
@Dc1_Super Месяц назад
still works
@PoisonAura
@PoisonAura 8 месяцев назад
My god, this image with this music is one of the powerful things I've ever came across in my life
@sedeuphadude80
@sedeuphadude80 8 месяцев назад
Finally, a fellow English speaker!
@Lautaro-li3mx
@Lautaro-li3mx 8 месяцев назад
​@@sedeuphadude80Shut up gringo Ñ
@viewing845
@viewing845 8 месяцев назад
Real
@fafaello
@fafaello 8 месяцев назад
​@@sedeuphadude80Yeah its hard to find anyone under this video
@guilhermealmeida6804
@guilhermealmeida6804 8 месяцев назад
​@@sedeuphadude80Ñ
@NikoInAbyss
@NikoInAbyss 3 месяца назад
I can't explain why but whoever decided to use the TMNT 2012 opening theme for the meme couldn't have chosen a more perfect song
@Liability2
@Liability2 4 месяца назад
Me turning in the test knowing Emily has 197.2 friends
@samupoketrainernoob
@samupoketrainernoob 9 месяцев назад
Se imaginan si Halloween cayera un viernes 13?
@KashPluxer
@KashPluxer 8 месяцев назад
"El Sol no es real" ¿Por qué? "¿Alguna vez has estado en el Sol?" No ¿Entonces como sabes que es real?
@Gospelcin
@Gospelcin 8 месяцев назад
De hecho halloween no puede caer en viernes por que es fin de semana, no fin de mes 🤓☝️
@KashPluxer
@KashPluxer 8 месяцев назад
@@Gospelcin De hecho, ese es el chiste; además de que la mano debe ser al otro lado. ☝️🤓
@asibit724
@asibit724 8 месяцев назад
​@@KashPluxera menos que sea zurdo 😮
@KashPluxer
@KashPluxer 8 месяцев назад
@@asibit724 No, porque la mano está al revés,
@sans300pro
@sans300pro 9 месяцев назад
si le sumas a tu edad 5 años es tu edad en 5 años:
@slitherguy
@slitherguy 8 месяцев назад
🤯
@nadien_en_especial
@nadien_en_especial 8 месяцев назад
🤯
@brotengouniqmayoralpromedio
@brotengouniqmayoralpromedio 8 месяцев назад
🤯
@Red_ServerOficial
@Red_ServerOficial 8 месяцев назад
🤯
@pasatedevrg
@pasatedevrg 8 месяцев назад
🤯
@kulijadavid5962
@kulijadavid5962 3 месяца назад
"sir, your survival rate will be 50% during this surgery" *"Double it and give it to the next person."*
@ius_0
@ius_0 3 месяца назад
"Sir youll die-" "Double it and give to the next person"
@flaviamurgida9469
@flaviamurgida9469 3 месяца назад
Doctor: your son has stage 2 cancer Me af : I’m proud of him for beating stage 1
@betito5386
@betito5386 9 месяцев назад
La mejor manera de eliminar la pobreza es imprimir más billetes:
@Johan_FRLN
@Johan_FRLN 9 месяцев назад
Inflación:
@czernobog2725
@czernobog2725 9 месяцев назад
Eliminar a los pobres
@Brunotactico
@Brunotactico 9 месяцев назад
Argentina:
@buffedsans8761
@buffedsans8761 9 месяцев назад
​@@czernobog2725Pov: Eres el senador Armstrong.
@farmofarmacia5130
@farmofarmacia5130 9 месяцев назад
imprimir menos pobres
@Santiagito_2890
@Santiagito_2890 9 месяцев назад
Yo despues de aprobar el examen de cancer sin estudiar 🗿🚬
@DARKSYX
@DARKSYX 8 месяцев назад
Examen de prostata mejor dicho
@ethanchrisjarquin1937
@ethanchrisjarquin1937 8 месяцев назад
XD
@DARKSYX
@DARKSYX 8 месяцев назад
@cigarettedisorder wey hasta ahora me di cuenta que no hablaba de el prostata jajajajaaaa
@Saul_Espinoza
@Saul_Espinoza 8 месяцев назад
Su cancer de pulmon xd
@smoketastic4158
@smoketastic4158 4 месяца назад
me after putting the fork in the electrical socket as a way to get superpowers from flash:
@Transformersfan73
@Transformersfan73 3 месяца назад
Your honor, how can it be called a hate crime if the defendant loved doing it!?
@OfficialBrytz
@OfficialBrytz 9 месяцев назад
yo después de decir que la guerra mas importante es la de clanes en clase de historia:
@mr.notsoincredible5345
@mr.notsoincredible5345 9 месяцев назад
es cierto!
@cesj1982
@cesj1982 9 месяцев назад
Lo es
@lolanewsOFICIAL
@lolanewsOFICIAL 9 месяцев назад
No es la de goku vs freezer o puede ser chabelo contra el nokia
@diegosalazar2179
@diegosalazar2179 8 месяцев назад
Factores
@character4767
@character4767 8 месяцев назад
XD
@Al-Var0
@Al-Var0 8 месяцев назад
Este Definitivamente Es El Mejor Meme Del Año. Leer Los Comentarios Es Un Matadero De Risa.
@DaniValencia-re4rr
@DaniValencia-re4rr 8 месяцев назад
Menos los que hablan ingles esos no tienen sentido del humor😂
@elcrakcultraporxchara3260
@elcrakcultraporxchara3260 8 месяцев назад
​@@DaniValencia-re4rreste meme fue creador por gringos. Ten un buen día.
@Hexe409
@Hexe409 8 месяцев назад
​@@DaniValencia-re4rrmi amigo el resentido con los ingleses:
@jesusdavidbarriosrada4372
@jesusdavidbarriosrada4372 8 месяцев назад
Este el de mi primera chamba y el Baby dont hurt me son los mejores
@Al-Var0
@Al-Var0 8 месяцев назад
@@jesusdavidbarriosrada4372 Respetable. También Pienso Que Thomas Y El Mapa Debería Ser Mencionado.
@vegeta_69420
@vegeta_69420 4 месяца назад
How it feels to pass the prostate exam:
@ius_0
@ius_0 4 месяца назад
Me after passing the autism exam:
@vegeta_69420
@vegeta_69420 4 месяца назад
@@ius_0 me after testing positive on the Gout examinations:
@Volume.3
@Volume.3 3 месяца назад
"Im waiting for the bus" "Wait faster"
@D-5179
@D-5179 9 месяцев назад
Yo despues de contestar en el examen que Samuel tiene 0.7 hijos, la bicicleta de Maria viaja 1400 Kilómetros por hora y el papá de Octavio tiene 14 años y Octavio 27
@ROCKETnd5mu
@ROCKETnd5mu 8 месяцев назад
Y Carlos mide -7 metros
@damarisaquinohernandez7018
@damarisaquinohernandez7018 8 месяцев назад
XD
@-Auditor-
@-Auditor- 8 месяцев назад
​@@ROCKETnd5muXDDD
@Elitefanman2
@Elitefanman2 8 месяцев назад
Yo me llamo octavio XD
@user-op9nb3zj2b
@user-op9nb3zj2b 7 месяцев назад
​@@-Auditor-xd
@leonardorules7180
@leonardorules7180 9 месяцев назад
Yo después de sacar 10 puntos en el exámen de 100
@user-ij9rz8ny2i
@user-ij9rz8ny2i 9 месяцев назад
Y lo presumes con el que tiene 4 0:00
@messiesgoood
@messiesgoood 9 месяцев назад
Tú después de escribir "exámen":
@leonardorules7180
@leonardorules7180 9 месяцев назад
@@messiesgoood Tú después de escribir ese comentario:
@messiesgoood
@messiesgoood 9 месяцев назад
@@leonardorules7180 Tú y yo:
@Juanma-fb4sm
@Juanma-fb4sm 9 месяцев назад
​@@messiesgoooduno es Tesla el otro Einstein
@hudsonhoffman1512
@hudsonhoffman1512 2 месяца назад
“You can’t See a solar eclipse!” “Then just open your eyes..
@partypoo3986
@partypoo3986 3 месяца назад
Girl: can I hold your hand Me: no it’s mine
@bn_34u6l
@bn_34u6l 9 месяцев назад
How my dad sees me after i turn off airplane mode on his phone:
@PerroCmamut
@PerroCmamut 9 месяцев назад
Yo de niño cuando ponia plantorcha con lanzaguizantes de hielo:
@EditorAlSotano
@EditorAlSotano 9 месяцев назад
Cuando los zombies colgados se intentaban llevar una paraplanta:
@dokidokinsmy9630
@dokidokinsmy9630 9 месяцев назад
Pero pones otra plantorcha delante
@Gokupro-up6fb
@Gokupro-up6fb 9 месяцев назад
​@@EditorAlSotanoSetacongelada?
@EditorAlSotano
@EditorAlSotano 9 месяцев назад
@@Gokupro-up6fb No, esa es una seta yo dije planta
@Gokupro-up6fb
@Gokupro-up6fb 9 месяцев назад
El paraplantas es una maceta no?
@doomslayerobama
@doomslayerobama 3 месяца назад
Me after throwing the fire extinguisher into the fire
@renderforestguy
@renderforestguy 9 дней назад
Nikola Tesla and Albert Einstein make the perfect duo
@mclekfkeiwdisidido6858
@mclekfkeiwdisidido6858 9 месяцев назад
Yo despues de decirle a mi amigo con depresion que solo deje de estar triste
@Ramp4ge28
@Ramp4ge28 8 месяцев назад
Eso es un monton bro
@airiwee_
@airiwee_ 5 месяцев назад
yo:
@captainpelmenientertainment
@captainpelmenientertainment 9 месяцев назад
Paciente : doctor me duele la cabeza al despertar en la mañana Doctor : entonces despierta en la tarde
@tomasglaceon
@tomasglaceon 8 месяцев назад
XD
@joserios8488
@joserios8488 2 месяца назад
C mamo 🗿
@gichiarello
@gichiarello 3 месяца назад
Missing my test because i have to study for the test
@Monokumathebear
@Monokumathebear 4 месяца назад
Me turning the volume on my phone up when its on silent:
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