No Hit is my best friend and he told me used Cheat Engine on this run. I can't hold it in any longer. I am so sorry. He told me while he was drunk. I asked him again while he was sober and he confirmed it. All of the moves in this video were pre-programmed (or something like that. I'm not too sure. He was drunk when he explained it). Now that I'm typing all of this out, I realize he has a drinking problem. I'm not shaming him. I'm just pointing out the obvious. Anyways, the eight years of guilt has caused my fingernails to fall off, my hair to fall out, my skin to go green, my eyes to grow big and black, antennae to sprout from the top of my now swollen head, and my spine to shrink. My arms and legs have atrophied as well. My rib cage has also collapsed. I could go on and on. The tips of my remaining fingers light up like bulbs. i can see in the dark. I can read Swahili. We're getting off topic. The point of this comment is that this Sans boss attempt (no hit) is cheated. He used Cheat Engine to pre-program all of his moves (or something to that effect. He was very drunk when he told me). My teeth are soft, my skin is rubber, etc. He. Is. A. Cheater. I can't keep it in. This information has been eating away at me. Along with the fact that I, without a shadow of a doubt, know that he drives drunk and I haven't told anyone or called the police or tried to stop him or anything of the sort. I thought that he was joking when he told me since we'd had a long night out on our company's annual pub crawl, but I saw it first hand. I saw the consequences of his actions. I was in the car with him when he drove over the median, killing a 28 year old woman and her 63 year old mother. I got a pretty bad case of whiplash. Not to mention the broken ribs and legs and skull and collarbone and shit. Not like it's my business or anything. And that's just the time I experienced it firsthand. He has told me of his other grisly exploits but I'd rather not get into such things in a RU-vid comment. I talked to him about us going to AA together but he flat out REFUSED. I feared for my safety when he cocked his fist back and threatened to punch me in the face. I haven't brought it up since. I think this is a good segue into No Hit's cheating problem. I started writing this comment with the intent of only revealing the fact that THIS video is cheated. I have to get this off my chest. Every single one of his videos is cheated. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
+TheMGMjr I think he neurally wired his eyes to his hands so he could act on pure reflex, he wouldn't even have had to think about it! (Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.)
+Kittymena the cat and nicer version of pinkamena was he talking to you? Nope! Next time leave your big nose out of other peoples conversations. Have a nice day!
Imagine how utterly mindfucked poor Sans must have been not being able to land a single hit. A pretty hopeless situation when every single trick you've got amounts to nothing against a genocidal, world-threatening maniac - especially when you're supposed to be the last line of defense.
Let's take a moment to consider just how absolutely terrifying this is from Sans' point of view. You're facing someone who has destroyed your world, without reason and without mercy. They killed your brother, one of the only people you genuinely care about. They killed a robot who was designed specifically for dealing with this kind of threat. They killed your world's hero, someone literally called "The Undying." And now it's your turn. You are the very last hope of stopping this monster. You are the last hope for not just what's left of your people, but for reality itself. You drop the nihilistic attitude, you throw every single thing you have at them, you are willing to fight them again and again and again for all eternity if you have to. And you can't touch them. One. Single. Time.
Sans has a very strong determination to kill Frisk. like very strong determination. Notice how the hardest bosses (Undying, Metaton Neo [ik i spelled wrong], and Sans) all want you dead? Asgore should be the hardest boss, but he doesnt want you dead, he just needs you dead for your soul. He doesnt have the determination to kill you, but Sans, Undying, Mettaton has the strongest determination to kill you, thats why he's so damn hard
Except Sans is fully aware of their power to SAVE. He knows they can reset, so there's no point in fighting it, but what he's trying to do is have you give up. It's not determination to kill. It's determination to delay. That's why if you spare him, he will kill you instantly. He knows that there is a way to dodge everything; he INTENTIONALLY left it there. What he's doing is dragging out the fight by making you think you can beat him, when his attacks are too crazy to dodge reliably. To summarize, he wants you to think you can beat him, but the way they are arranged makes it near impossible to dodge.
it is, jackass, how is me sucking at this game or me never playing about what i replied to you at the start? and look at you with your shitty comebacks as well, that's nothing to what i'm typing, use your common sense if you have it, which you dont
+Sans C'mon I thought you were like a time cop. Since different timelines are different dimensions which are not limited to a single stream that splits up. Because time can also be a second stream next to the first. Of course there are other Sans
pffft no hit y-y-you got h-hit at th-th-the last part of his a-attack! ha, what a f-f-fraud (seriously I'm kidding ik it's impossible not to take damge at that part)
* You feel Sans crawling on your back * You tell him to get off * Now there’s a Gaster blaster on your back. * You feel like you're going to have a bad time.
Toriel: " Now I see who I was really protecting by keeping you here... Not you, but them! " Papyrus: " I still believe in you! You can do a little better! " Undyne: " This world will live on! " Mettaton NEO: " Guess Alphys should've worked more on the defence... " Sans: " I'm going to Grillbys. " ARE YOU KIDDING ME SANS!
Me: *watches video* NoHit: *doesn't get hit at all* Me: Wow! I'm so stupid! It's so easy! Me: *plays Undertale and fights Sans* Me: *dies at usual spot* Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
+Hugo Maia Well, the first 50 seconds probably are meant to say that it's a real human playing. And not a bot or a cheater. There's also an annotation meant to skip the first 50 secs.
I bet you're just watching this video now... And you see other people play the game and you're just like: "What? Think I was gonna just stand there and take the hit? *Plays This Video*"
Sans: What? Think i was gonna just stand there and take the hit? ;) *Tries to hit NoHit* Nohit: What? Think i was gonna just stand there and take the hit? ;)
+Link Derpsta You have beaten him normaly, NoHit has beaten him perfectly and I'm fighting him over and over again for 4 HOURS STRAIGHT AND I ALLWAYS FUCK UP AT THE BLASTER CIRCLE PART. The worst thing is, I have made it but died at the exact moment I turned blue... T_T
ANIMAL ABUSE REE yeah Proof: if you mercy him, he instantly kills you, he had the power to do that all along. he gave you chances to be good again. Even the final attack when he sleeps and tires out he still has energy, just doesn’t want to kill you. Thank you for reading this and have a great day
Indeed, Sans knew he couldn't stop you since you can just fight him again as soon as you lose. He just wanted to make you give up by stop playing Undertale forever
@@DrMlem-pp2sg no if you lay down your weapon and off guard then he can do that insta kill attack even in the and he says "i know i can't beat you" he is saying he can't beat us due to power of reset
no.. he is a humanoid. i´m a duck, and i´m a wizard. but he is not a duck.. he is.. unknow.. in all of my years of time travelling i never seen a thing like that.
I was expecting him to keep beating you till you had 1 HP left myself, so that part would last for a freaking MASSIVE time with the full 92 HP...but I guess he doesn't!
Lots of people commenting that this is impossible lol... The entire fight is structured and predictable. It's the reality if you know the fight sequences that you can dodge them all.
Omega Flowey is probably one of the hardest to dodge as some attacks home in, and not all of them are telegraphable or predictable. Easy to survive? Yes. Easy to dodge all his bullets? *HELLLLL* No.
To everyone complaining about the first 50 seconds just literally skip them like i put an annotation in there and everything I don't edit my videos i get them straight from twitch and i accidentally put this in wrong to begin with and was too lazy to fix it and can't fix it via youtube
Undertale was released on September 15 2015. This video was uploaded on September 23 2015. Dude no hit Sans 8 days after the game was released. If not less. Wow.
I couldn't even beat sans because I didn't have a controller and I was to busy moving my body to the music. And I also felt like crap , so i reset the timeline and I finished the pacifist one more time... , just because I felt so bad.
To be fair, I don't think there were many people who didn't want to reset the nightmare at least once by the end of the Sans fight. To finish your first genocide run after playing pacifist, well, it takes a very special kind of stoicism. And determination, of course. Determination to be a psychopathic murderer all the way through, because the experience is there. Personally, I'm not brave enough to kill characters I fell in love with, especially when they call you out on it.
Brian Rosin I think she's harder than sans as I automatically feel as if it's normal to lose to sans. Undyne attacks I always thought were total bullshit. Plus you would take in the fact that you lost to a lesbian fish.
Randy Butternubs I really enjoyed the undyne fight , I mean it took me like 2 hours. But I enjoyed every second of it :P. Sans on the other hand.... oh god. I actually reseted the timeline during that fight because I felt guilty.
+Acerracer202 knowing someone made a comment about someone filling in a determination quote, while also giving the determination quote fills you with determination
If i were playing and hes doing the gastrr blaster rotating thingies, I would have said, Fuck fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit my life no no no no pls god help mehhhhhh
"What? Did you really think I was just gonna stand there and take it" says Sans. (Dodges entire fight) "What? Did you really think I was just gonna stand there and take it" says Chara.
Guys that last attack doesn’t count it should be a cutscene it is not in the no-hit battle against Sans the last attack is impossible to not lose health. Unless you use hacks
Wait... Sans is bleeding like a human... He turned to dust like a monster... He never moves his mouth... Extremely stronger than humans... Could... Could Sans actually be a human that Gaster experimented on?He could have been mixed with a monster soul.When he was combined with the monster soul,he was probably unstable and attacked Gaster...Gaster's followers di said "He fell into his own CREATION" But thats just my theory