No Maidens? | An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring Reaction Part A 

I recommend ALL of the other people in this video, especially SsethTzeentach and Martincintopants

"We all know the tree sentinel is the first boss" ... I killed him after the elden beast. I literally avoided him, and completely forgot about him until I was wandering around trying out stuff and bumped into him again.

Wait till you get to part 2...Part 2 is amazing 1:44 He does not, it's a joke, get with the program! 2:11 that's kind of a running gag in the community. You know, John Souls, Blood John and now Elden John. 3:32 There are. There are some AMAZING mods for this game already. One I REALLY like is one that changes the moveset for any straight sword to incorporate the sword sorceries. It's amazing for anyone wanting to be a mage knight. Margit is the single best gatekeep girlboss in videogame history. It doesn't require you to unplug the keyboard anymore. 11:09 You know, The Dark Soul... 16:37 Tilted Towers is a FORTNITE reference... 17:05 That's not a reference to anything, that's LITERALLY what she does.

11:20 -- 10:36 Max0r: "we sought after the Dark Soul". "the Dark Soul" = "the African-American Spectre"

Why Garfield? Because in the entire run of the series, Garfield has offered nothing but mockery for Jon's pain, and not once given sympathy or support. He is the embodiment of all heartless Cat memes. And I say that as someone who has cats and knows they are capable of quite a lot of affection and emotional attachment!

So you get some context, Varre is voiced by Martincitopants who’s done quite a bit of videos for Kerbal Space Program. He’s done speedruns for Just Cause 2 (he spent 32 straight hours on 2) and 3, and went through the utter hell of My Summer Car.

Margit (or Morgott) is not testing the player, he is trying to kill anyone who tries to get to Godrick (the weakest of all the Demigods), and the reason he uses a fake name isn't for the player but for the general population of the Lands Between because everyone knows that "Morgott" is the king of the capital right now but also no one knows that he is an Omen either (the Omen have suffered immense prejudice under the golden order afterall), so it be very weird if there suddenly was a powerful Omen protecting Stormveil who also happened to have the same name as the suppossed king of Leyndell.

Gianni Matragrano is the VA for max0r's version of Melanie (or Melatonin, I'm not that familiar with Elden Ring characters), but he was also Armstrong in the MGR video. And to top that off, Gianni's in the Ultrakill video, a game that he actually did voicework for. He's been in some cool boomer shooters as of late too.

Hey Airier, if you want to know just how deep and disturbing Garfield lore goes, Super Eyepatch Wolf already explored that particular rabbit-hole rather thoroughly. Even if you don't react to it, I highly recommend you watch his videos for educational purposes!

11:09 the "african american"(dark) "spectre"(soul), translation; the dark soul

If you're interested, Maxor did an interview with a blonde Vtuber name Lumi.

27 min into the reaction 9 min into the video

Ok, glasses cleaned. Brain Polished, cut off my tongue, peeled off my skin, blown off my nose, so i can dedicate myself to the 2 senses to help me keep up

The thing about inaccurate summaries is that they are actually very accurate, they're just exceedingly fucked up from all the memes and internet lingo shoved in that it takes a second for it to sink in.

i said it once, i’ll say it again, i love how max0r has evolved from just shitposts to shitpostes, as well as some of the best A.M.V’s you’ve ever seen in your entire life

The real FromSoft easy mode has always been big weapon(greatsword and up)+strength

I love the moment when reacting people who knows something about editing realize just how much effort he puts in. Then suddenly it makes sense why it takes him months to make a single video.

31:33 No but they’re using bombs 💣, like the IRA uses car bombs. 🚗 💣 💥

There is no easy mode in Elden Ring. Theres just cheesing the game much like your average Miyazaki adventure. Because if the devs give you the tools they expect you to use them without consequence, not to be a tryhard.

Everything gets about 10x more easy in elden ring with summons and magic. As with every fromsoft games magic is quite crack tbh. Its like its there to be an easy way for casuals like me :3. Tho when I found sword magic I never used any range magic ever again in bosses.

11:19 the dark soul

“The African American Spectre” == the dark soul

36:17 you played it the easiest mode.

31:27 Irish Birds is referencing the IRA performing car bombings since the birds there throw explosive barrels at you.

African American Spectre is Max0r's way of saying "The *DARK SOUL*"

11:10 afrian american = dark and spectre = soul

The person he has voicing Melina is the same person who voiced Armstrong in part 2 of his Revengeance summary.

What happened was that Mohg the lord of blood and half brother of Miquella tried to kidnap Miquella and raise him to godhood so that he could become his Elden lord and bring about the new age of blood, the Mohgwyn dynasty. Miquella put himself into a cocoon inside the haligtree in hope that he would develop and finally begin aging or at least have an adult body but Mohg came around and cut Miquella out of the Haligtree leaving it to die. Now what happened next is not very clear but the running theory is that Mohg proposed to Miquella who refused which lead to Mohg executing his plan B - he killed Miquella and tried to raise him to become an undead god who he could control. And it is also said that while Miquella's body is dead, his spirit lives on and - quote: "is occupied elsewhere."

I'd absolutely recommend watching Ssethtzeentach. I'd love watching you react to his Bloons Tower Defense video.

30:30 He didn't know it at the time, but this was unintentional foreshadowing to when he would review SEW's videos on what the internet did to Garfield.

I've been waiting for this. I am excited!

Maaan, this Elden ring series is amazing, maxor gets it amazing with margit having Dust, a theme from PGR, and he comes in with something even crazier from PGR next video… yes, please react to PGR gameplay

The modding community for this game is already pretty hype to be honest ^^

Elden Ring actually does have quite a few good mods already. Mostly small stuff, a ton of lighting overhauls, but then there's the really cool one that adds a ton of quality-of-life upgrades to multiplayer and actually makes it feasible to play the whole game in co-op with someone else online without breaking the game. I haven't played it modded yet, but I definitely want to in the future, and based on what some people in the FromSoft community say, it definitely seems like Elden Ring will be a goldmine for mods in the future.

Yeah, i guess you can just summon someone that will take boss's attention, but in my case it would make fight much easier especially if your build is ranged and I won't feel sensation of victory and overcoming. I mean i can't tell people how they should play game, if something works it works but i think i am not alone with this way of thoughts

So many jokes go over your head mate XD

Of all the things to learn about eldin ring I had absolutely no idea there was a manga for it 😂

Ranni's is popular because yes, people atr horny, but also it's the only ending that is not the lazy "lol everyone is dead/screwed" that they always do for endings or even quests

Everything he writes is what he just said, so if you don’t get a joke he’s probably just replacing every word he just said with a synonym for shits and giggles (dark soul/african-american spectre; solid snake/rigid dangerbitey-junglenoodle) or he’s being super literal (the elden ring is an amazon gif card because they both visually look the same, an upturned golden semicircle)

Hehe, Airier is in trouble.

To be fair roni’s ending is the least dubious and is technically the “best” ending

The first boss is the chad of godrick

Incorrect. This is the first half of the first part of Max0r's Elden Ring Video. You done cheesed it up.

Oh. You've never gone down the Garfield-as-portrayed-by-the-internet rabbit hole. Try looking up one of the summary videos sometime for the content.

Oh god , that was not sarcasm. He really thinks John Miyazaki works for Epic Games, oh lord

31:32 Pre-9/11 the demographic known in the US for terrorism was the Irish, so there's still lotsa Irish terrorism memes

Oh fun fact George RR Martin the creator of the book that got was based made: worked on elden ring.. well kinda.

Just noting he is using no spells the entire time

Its not the font, its your eyes (for the metal gear fonts)

I like that you actually analyze his videos and try to catch some of the one-frame memes that pop up but sometimes you are kind of overanalyzing and all the pausing is causing you to miss half the punchlines. :D

Dark Souls = African American Spectre

20:35 Speaking of Margaret Thatcher, did you know that Grahzgul Thrakka, the most well-known Ork character in Warhammer 40,000, is named after her? They even call him the Iron Ork. I just thought I would mention that.

have you been doing stuff on hive social at all im not getting any alerts @Airier ?

He doesn’t it’s a joke man Miyazaki is fromsoft…

and funny thing, Melina is voiced by Gabriel from Ultrakill

They is a carnival phantasm reference in this video

In context of the reaction to how many edits he put in: This is why he only edits 15-30 seconds of footage per day.

why does it sound like you recorded the audio inside a cup

Babe, a new episode of Murder drones dropped!

Hey airier, have you seen Punk Duck’s video called “how to monster hunter”

Airier talking about Ranni's ending being the most popular and most accomplished made me remember the little storyline I thought of for an Elden Ring sequel centered around the Ranni ending

Please watch the juka video moon released at some point,/ when you do your next batch of moonshine stuff As far as I know, the all holy dark souls lead doesn't work for epic, as far as I am aware.

11:46 don't worry pretty sure gravity has killed me more then anything else,,,,and I broke the triple digits sometime during my 2nd stream >.< Yay gravity is the true enemy no shame in it.

4:37 they didn't change gim, they changed Radan.

YOOOOO!!! Airier reacting to Elden Ring

5:17 the joke is that he looks like something from r/imsorryjon

2:20 I can’t do British accents Bro I’m dumb I legit thought you *were* British 💀

1:51, uh, that was a joke

Is that a poster or a box set of Zeta Gundam I see?

11:20 DARK SOUL

Curious, you didn't get the Jojo references

Wait Elden ring has a manga?!

elden ring manga is gold melina ain't having your shit you get intellect

9:15 Nah, Varre is miles away from where you start the game and fall off the sea cliff AND miles away from the magic mirror that can take you there. Dude's just always covered in blood. Maiden was killed by someone who can climb or teleport and who doesn't want Tarnished to level up. So a Scion or a Crucible Knight probably (Crucible Knight was considered as the tutorial boss instead of the Scion according to the leftover game files, as was a Guardian, kek).

No maidens ? 🥺

Elden John is not even a joke lmao it's legit.

the marge lore was wrong lol there is legit two diff ones

29:21 Me: Yea if your a coward.

not everybody is a magic loser. some people play the game the proper way

9 minutes into the video Meanwhile airier 30mins 💀

modding community already went to town lol

Unfortunately airier hasn't found elden ring easy mode I.e. red mane's

Don't know why, but I think Max's might have something against UK.

How is Bloodborne connected to the other games?

Play armored Core

He doesn't work for epic games

Very cool! I was hoping you would react to this and almost lost hope. :^D

Bro if you're gonna pause and explain every single meme in the video then it's gonna take you a million videos to finish the reaction. Bruh...

The manga is official but it is not in any way canon. It is a joke manga.

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Please react to martincintopants

sorry dude, usually I love your video's but you've paused 7 times in the first two minutes and I have ADHD and zero patience.... pfffff.... maaaan..... Aight i'll give you another five minutes.... cause I like ya XD

You have a PS5? ... You might want to change address and your name as soon as possible. ... or is it too late to make jokes about "nobody really owns a PS5 except the product hoarders/scalpers"?

you stop maxor videos to much

Is he just lying and pretending he played the game? You can't fall off a ledge when fighting the first tree sentinel and the the trap chest that teleports you to Leyndell is just a small contained area with 1 easy enemy and 1 chest.

Please react to any video made by the Russian badger

Stop making videos if all you do if misinterpret everything you see and make it unbearable to watch.