No More Jockeys: Live - Game 2 [19.03.21] (with Alex Horne, Tim Key + Mark Watson) 

Apologies in advance if the music is loud in this one. I SAID: APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE IF THE MUSIC IS LOUD IN THIS ONE. WHAT?? 👂🤚

I feel like this edit doesn't get across how truly hammered Horne was on the live stream. When he had to go "talk to himself in the mirror" for 10 minutes midgame, it was a miracle he lived, let alone won

Watching the origin of 'does a spider have a heart' is very good

Glad Alex, Tim and Mark are in this one. They're my favourite players, and that's without exception.

key's face when watto said "you pricks never walk" was like he heard his own child swear for the first time

For anyone who didn't watch live, it can't be emphasized enough how much Horne checked out in the mid game phase. I suppose that's where he is where he is. Great comeback to be fair to the guy, he still managed to grind the others into the dirt.

The synchronised reactions at 11:40 to "like a scenic railway" was perfect

I'm a large fan of Watto standing up to the pricks not walking

This is potentially one of the best, Alex getting hammered but winning in the end. Who would have thought the man who said ''I have the equivalent of a cup of tea but it's BUOOWWAAYYYLEYYSSS'' would be victorious.

FINALLY! The long-awaited return of Mert Aksac! That's a play pandering to BTL, but one the fans will surely love.

"what, you're saying the loch ness monster not only exists but also has a massive heart and no hair?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There is no show I'd rather watch than this. "You're telling me that Scrappy Doo is in his 60s?!"

Does a spider have a heart? Does a spider have a soul? Does a spider have a purpose? Does a spider have a goal? 🕷🕸

Can't wait for the second episode of guess the adhesive, was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

Getting tired of the Key To Start vs Key To Play debate due to the fact no one ever addresses the elephant in the room... Key To Open!

So it turns out they’re no less drunk in the edited version.

The increased musicality of this episode was a welcome thing. Also, spiders are weird, I wasn't sure they had hearts or lungs either.

Ah. Alex really was on a whole other planet in this one.

This was an absolute joy and a mess to watch live. Alex was having the worst time ever. Top stuff.

Nice to see Key dressed as Wozniak

I was watching Alex Horne on a repeat of 'Jimmy Carr's I Literally Just Told You' the other day, and one of the questions he got right was about a fictional Snooker player called Jimmy Taylor - an amalgamation of Jimmy White and Dennis Taylor. Just watching this Live Game again today, and I'd totally forgotten he'd called Dennis Taylor 'Jimmy Taylor'. I'm not sure of the chronology of the filming, but I wonder if that's because of hearing it on the other show?

Spiders have lungs and a heart. Though some other arachnids do not have lungs, and simply have pores in their carapace that let in air.

This was so funny live (3 hours and all) but my god this edit brings back such incredible memories!! Hahahahaha

Ampersandcastle, No More people who, when you really think about it, are quite sad that Horne mimicking Key’s worm gloves didn’t make it into the edit

You made me look up whether spiders have hearts ... and it turns out they do!

Beautiful to see does a spider have a heart feature in Taskmaster

I attended the live event but have to admit it did drag on a bit. The condensed version is a lot more compelling. But I have had dozens of hours of laughs watching these 3 play, so was happy to contribute some money to the continually entertaining wardrobe changes 👏👏

When I think about it a cup of tea and NMJ makes a perfect Friday morning.

I thought I'd hallucinate this whole thing but no it really happened. Brilliant.

This is, when you think about it, a brilliant edit 👏

I'd also say Clare Balding could also be challenged on purpose hat, as she wears one to cover Royal Ascot.

Happy Friday evening from NZ, to the jockstraps BTL. Over

“What a lovely font” seems like a genuine British compliment oddly.

HOW did Horne get away with naming a baby: his heart must be smaller than a plum, surely?

This is a brilliant episode properly laughed out loud at "BaOileYs"

I absolute NEED to hear another verse of "does a spider have a heart"

I just want to highlight what Watto said at the end there, "We've been playing for so long".

Classic lure from Tim with the play Clare Balding after No More Balds. He gave in too early there. A TV Movie is surely not a film? Fight it Tim! Does a spider not have a heart?

When It Comes Crashing Down And It Hurts Inside ✋

'Key to play' vs 'Key to start'. I'm definitely on Team Start, but this is where we are where we are.

I forgot about the Baileys. This was the one when we were all quite concerned Alex might have died quite soon after the stream ended.

A very musical take by Watson tonight.

H: "Can I just ask a question: Are you sure spiders have hearts?" W: "This is ideal, really." K: "Oh yeah, eight legs and no heart. That adds up." 🔥🔥🔥

Anyone who questions whether spiders have hearts has obviously never encountered Lucas the Spider. Lucas has heart in spades. He’s a card and a diamond that’s welcome in my clubs any day of the week.

TLDR Spiders have hearts and booklungs. I am no biologist but i would hazard to guess that they named whatever organ that pumped blood heart and whatever takes oxygen from the air and puts it into the blood the lung regardless of similarity to human organs. Wikipedia: Like other arthropods, spiders are coelomates in which the coelom is reduced to small areas round the reproductive and excretory systems. Its place is largely taken by a hemocoel, a cavity that runs most of the length of the body and through which blood flows. The heart is a tube in the upper part of the body, with a few ostia that act as non-return valves allowing blood to enter the heart from the hemocoel but prevent it from leaving before it reaches the front end.[14] However, in spiders, it occupies only the upper part of the abdomen, and blood is discharged into the hemocoel by one artery that opens at the rear end of the abdomen and by branching arteries that pass through the pedicle and open into several parts of the cephalothorax. Hence spiders have open circulatory systems.[11] The blood of many spiders that have book lungs contains the respiratory pigment hemocyanin to make oxygen transport more efficient.[12] Spiders have developed several different respiratory anatomies, based on book lungs, a tracheal system, or both. Mygalomorph and Mesothelae spiders have two pairs of book lungs filled with haemolymph, where openings on the ventral surface of the abdomen allow air to enter and diffuse oxygen. This is also the case for some basal araneomorph spiders, like the family Hypochilidae, but the remaining members of this group have just the anterior pair of book lungs intact while the posterior pair of breathing organs are partly or fully modified into tracheae, through which oxygen is diffused into the haemolymph or directly to the tissue and organs

One of Mark's best performances

Love that Willie Thorn popped up in that photo with 'Jimmy Taylor'. I met Willie in a William hill in Newton abbot when I was about 8. My 'aunty' took me in to get his autograph, and I had no idea who he was. The bookmakers felt like a sad place

Smart executive production on the adhesives game. I'm sticking through the commercials to find out what kind of adhesive it is.

I would be hyped to watch an extended Guess The Adhesive. Perhaps each contestant could stick 3 things to their wall with creative adhesives, if anyone guesses all 3 they get a bonus challenge?

Either a fun or scary fact depending on your level of arachnophobia but due to their exoskeleton spider legs need to use hydraulic principles instead of muscles for certain movements and the pressure for that comes from their heart.

That was a properly silly round. Good times!

Pretty sure Mark will have his daughters phone number as well 😄

It’s a good Friday morning now. Over.

Wild plays by Horne.

01:19 bup, bup, unicorn hug.

Classic Woodworm batting inners from Key, don't mind it

Watson marking his ground and making it very clear just where he is where he is , with his purposefully placed "Above the Line" poster. When the Great "Between the Lines" War is taught in years to come, historians will point to this video and say this was one if the primary provocations which escalated things until they got so wildly out of control.

I'd have argued Pritti Patel doesn't have a heart bigger than a plum, she is a tory after all.

This was posted 8 days ago. How has no one yet commented: Bop Bop Unicorn Plush

Otters only live for 12 years, Tim could have used that on the Loch Ness challenge

Spiders definitely do not have a full set of mammalian organs!

I'd completely forgotten about Does a Spider Have a Heart? That's gonna be stuck in my head all day now.

Wilfred Johnson, the 1 year old, is famous at or before 15.

Is there a full head of hair on Wilfred Johnson then?

Good gosh how did Alex win when he was THAT smashed. Congrats!

A useful proof that neither sense nor sensibility is core to this game.

Alex "Compo" Holgan drinking Baileys out of a Gruffalo tea cup.. you wont see that on T.V and thats why T.V is dying.

Thanks Watto for summing up my gender in song 😂 good game!

I am not ashamed to admit I am about to Google whether spider's have hearts, livers, and/or lungs.

Bom bom, Victory Vest

Fisher made her first on-screen appearances in commercials on Australian television at the age of 9

Watto looks vaguely like Canadian prime minister Trudeau in this outing.

14:42 one second, turning that one into a gif.

"That sounds like a safe"

I prefer the louder music. Long may it continue. Over.

Wilfred Johnson surely already famous, if not yet a man. A real missed opportunity from Watto there. But this is where we are where we are

Has anyone else noticed that Tim Key always uses Jack Dee as an example of ''no more men''? Is he the epitome of man to Timmy/others? Or am I wrong?

Wouldn't Wilfred Johnson's heart be smaller than a large plum?

Is that Mike Wosnack's hair and scalp Tim's wearing?

"Dennis the Menace" is both the name of the comic and the name of the character. The comic is 70, the character is not.

Make more!! 😍

so thats how you spell 'challônge'

Lovely.

Surely someone BTL has done the numbers play vs start

Doesn't Watto know his own daughter's phone number? NO MORE PHONE NUMBERS KNOWN BY 1+ PLAYER

Key is getting heavy and hard with the old swears. The lad is rattled and showing it!

Sometimes I suspect Watto only knows music from football chants.

We are all Watto from 07:20 to 07:50

I've got the equivalent of a cup of tea but it's WINE, erm

OMG Does anyone know another show?

Holy Horne, Batman!.. did NOT see that coming. Extraordinarily played.

Horne The Hustler

isnt wilfred johnson famous under 15 it could be argued

Should've walked on Scrappy, early in the game but a solid challenge.

Unofficial BTL Scrimmage game 👇👇👇 Scrimmage Rules: - rather than knocking each other out the game, the aim is to create the longest game possible which boosts the Algorithm for the Above the Line players - you can't do the work on your own challenge - successful challenges must be hyperlinked - a successful challenge ends the game for all unless the player involved revokes their turn by deleting the post and we go again. - no hands on face at all times - no scrolling up to check categories - no running order, drop in when you can - time limit is 1 week until next game starts - Irish honour system, police your own posts, no cheating please

A standout game

Do the un-ageing age? 7:01 It seems to be 'yes' if the rest of the world does around them, 'no' if the entire world is without significant progression .. but then Beeno wishes Denis the Menace happy 70th birthday!

so is this a new set? or are the lives different?

I mean if my name has anything to do with this raging debate, I'm very sorry. I've actually been under the impression it was "key:to play" but I found "key:to start" also has some extra self-help connotations.

Surprised no one is talking about the Jodie Comer famous at 15 challenge. She was 14 when the first episode of The Royal Today aired on ITV? Maybe they decided that show doesn't constitute fame, or they didn't realise she's so young, or perhaps I'm missing something.