Kaiba's best line was when he literally said he'd fire god: "For too long, we've been forced to live in just this reality. It's tedious, poorly designed, and pathetically constructed. If the one responsible was in my employ, I'd have him fired. I knew I could do better and with just a modicum of effort, there's no doubt that I have."
I'm pretty sure the only reason Kaiba was able to summon Obelisk is because Obelisk was sitting around in the Afterlife reminiscing about all the great times he had with Kaiba during Battle City, so when he heard Kaiba's determination to win in an impossible situation, he thought to himself: "Alright, just this once for my old buddy."
Seto Kaiba is my hero He always has been He's a: World-renowned game designer Self-made billionaire who started in poverty Global entrepreneur and conglomerate CEO Expert computer scientist despite not having any degrees Industry-defining inventor Expert engineer World-class hacker The best card game player in the world Competitive businessman and investor Certified genius Expert martial artist who can lift and throw adult men twice his size with one arm Talented pilot Low-key parkour expert Basically a spy Kick-ass big brother Brown-haired trenchcoat wearing madlad 😂 AND HE DID IT ALL WHEN HE WAS SIXTEEEEEEEEN 🤣 It's ridiculous how many ridiculous childhood fantasies they wrapped into this one silly character Most formative role model of my childhood 😂
Itachi massacred an entire clan of power houses became a well known shinobi is good looking mastered ninjitsu at a young age and joined the anbu all that at 13
@@thatonejojorefrence7888 still not even in the same level as kaiba, OP comment still stands, if you asked med between being an emo ninja like itachi or a mad lad like kaiba, id still go with being kaiba lmao
Also for season 2 kaiba builds that school and declares that Obelisk is the best house even though the plot of season 1 says that Winged Dragon of Ra is the best card its even implied that Sleifer the Sky Dragon is better than Obelisk. Who used Obelisk primarily in season 1? Seto Kaiba thats like if vegeta during the buu saga builds a training dojo and teaches everyone that the galick gun is stronger than the kamehameha and that the kamehameha was ripped from the galick gun.
but the best kaiba line is the one he said to Joey wheeler "even a loser like you got ten star chip" "Very well I hereby promote you from loser to deadbeat"
You didn’t play the final scene of the movie where Kaiba literally flexes on death by making a machine that let him travel to the afterlife to duel Atem lol
He gave Kaiba Corp to Mokuba expecting that he wouldn’t return from his trip to the afterlife. He basically killed himself with extra steps. He didn’t need to spend all that money on a one way teleportation machine to the afterlife.
@@Animemus Even if he died it wasn't guaranteed that he would go to the SAME afterlife as Atem. Since, you know, everybody there was an ancient egyptian. It was also not guaranteed that he would keep neither his duel disk or his deck.
In the manga the cards aren't made from cardboard and when he threw it, it actually cut into the guy's hand, so that one particular scene is on the censors over at 4kids. Doesn't make it any less hilarious, of course.
One of Kaiba's biggest flexes is when he predicted he would use 4 spell cards when he only had one card in his hand, and he used exactly 4 spell cards that turn and won!
kaiba sacrificed a god for his waifu That's basically sayin " Ultimate power isn't worthy for his pride"so he sacrificed god for what makes him...his pride
13:08 The same reason dragons are so prideful; In the words of a guy named Logan: "When you're THAT powerful, humility isn't an option; it's a punchline."
"You're just a red eyes dragon hovering over blue eyes dragon poop" - Seto kaiba "What in the Egyptian god cards was that metaphor"- Yami coming back from the dead, because death in anime means nothing when you have god on your side.
But isn't Kaiba actualy a fourth rate duelist? Only beat pharaoh when her threatened suicide, Pharaoh only lost to blonde guy from season 4, Joey and Yugi... sooo Kaiba is number 5 best duelist
The amount of times I’ve read that line playing the yugioh mobile card game (that’s pretty much like playing the main game anyways) is innumerable. This is partly due to me always using Kaiba because his skills are superior, especially for dragon decks.
I was hoping the casual flex where he’s chasing after some dude and he and his brother stop at a random car sales lot. Kaiba tells his brother to pick his favorite, and he does. Then they just hop in that car like it’s already theirs, and the sales guy comes out like “hey you have to pay for that!” Kaiba just scribbles on a check and gives it to the guy and drives away with his brother. Sales guy freaks out when he sees the check he just got. 😂 Kaiba don’t give two shits about $, he wants to do what he wants to do! And he loves his brother which is cool.
@@Deathmare235which fits. The Egyptian god set was said to be in possession of a dragon in mythology. Set is also The god of chaos. At one point the god set as the god of chaos had to dismember / behead an evil entity of chaos at some point in order to save the world.
So past Seto and present Seto are the same person. Past seto's girlfriend is Kisara. Kisara is a blue-eyes White dragon. Kaiba's girlfriend is Blue-Eyes White dragon. He made a theme park for Blue Eyes White Dragon. He made a theme park for his girlfriend. Kaiba is a simp
Wrong. Kisara was possessed by one BEWD. Its it's more complicated, Sage with the Eyes of Blue, Maiden with the Eyes of Blue and Protector with the Eyes of Blue are all possessors of BEWD. Priestess of the Eyes of Blue its Older Kisara
@@Lukas-yt1mn Nope. It has been explained that Blue-eyes is merely possessing her. She isn't the only one lore wise. The monster Sex has nothing to do with the host.
Fun fact, the “perfectly qualft hair” was a dub line. Same with the waterbottle. The japanese dubbing went a different take. Like a good entirety of the english dubbed lines for Kaiba got changed. Thats how much of a Flex God Kaiba is
You know technically that statement is true , as often times our natural intuition about what an answer would be is incorrect , not always of course but enough for the concept of "common sense" to be bogus
Nux im so disappointed you didn't show the part were he uses a rare card to stop the firing of a gun, grabs the gun and beats the guy with it saying "Look what you made me do to this rare card"
So when *Broly* flexed on everyone with his classic “Monster? I am a GOD.” line, he was actually referencing when *Kaiba* flexed on everyone- in a different anime, at a later time. Kaiba is so Legendary, the Legendary SSJ, in a different universe, *before* this occurred- used *Kaiba’s* flex to emphasize his own flex, wherein he claimed to be a god. To support his assertion of godhood, Broly invoked the words of Kaiba. #Legendary
You've done the God of YuGiOh, Kaiba. Now is the time to do, Vector from Zexal, the Troll. Alternatively, you could do Shingetsu from the same series. His sacrifice and relationship to the protag was simply a tearjerker. Purest and goodest boy. Or the Female Lead from the sevent series, Sevens, Kirishima Romin, cause she is going to be the secondcoming of Vector by the end, I swear.( she isn't yet, but I imagine she shall)
Kaiba is the epitome of flex. DSOD was basically Kaiba flexing: the movie. You can't get any better than building a space elevator just to assemble a puzzle, building a machine to travel to the afterlife for vacation and falling into a stadium with explosions around you saying you'd fire god if he was working for you because he did a lousy job. That's why we love Kaiba
kaiba's duel disc is able to create whatever to wants with his mind, they aren't holograms either, which is why he was able to negate the power of the prana or even draw obelisk which just doesn't exist
4Kids actually made a fate worse than death. Least when you die, you may be able to reincarnate or something. Shadow Realm means your soul is stuck in eternal hell forever, and unless you have connections to the Main Character, you're probably doomed for eternity
That first scene is my all time favorite Kaiba scene. Which is why I want to add, the commenter was right. Kaiba did tribute 3 monsters to summon Obelisk (look back at footage and you’ll see exactly 3 blue eyes glow). (What’s great about this movie is it’s accuracy to the real game.) Although in a dimension duel, you don’t normally tribute monsters for higher level monsters, the gods cards specially state they require 3 tributes, which is an effect of the card and not a game mechanic changed by the rules of a dimension duel.
The giga chad, Kaiba (Abridged): "The phrase "It's just a game" is a weak mindset. An imperfection of a craft. Saying it's a just a game is you accepting defeat, allowing a loss." The MEGA simp Deku: "I'm NoT wOrThY oF oNe FoR aLl, iF mIrIo HaD iT, hE'd Be BeTtEr." *cries for about 69 billion seasons*
In season zero Yugi shattered Ka8ba's mind into pieces. Kaiba came back like nothing happened like "I just put the pieces back together, now fight me again"
"Fire whoever designed that bottle, Kaibacorp's product shouldn't bend that easily" the moment in that movie I thought Little Koriboh's abridged version replaced the original & that thought stayed with me for the rest of that movie... he's just that good
Aigami: Science can't hope to reach the power of my magic. Kaiba: Nothing is impossible if you're Seto Kaiba! Alternative Kaiba line: Science can't hope to match magic, who decided that. I cannot summon an Egyptian God because they are in another dimension, and who decided that. The only one who get's to decide such things is me.
Seto Kaiba is the kind of man who strives to be his best, and wants everyone else to strive to be their best as well, just so he can strive to be better than THEIR best, because he's Seto Fucking Kaiba! 🤣