The white rhino is technically extinct but before Sudan died, they took the white stuff from him and are planning to inject it into fertile eggs, hopefully it works out.
@@nicholassgobero If there’s a boy to one mom, it could breed the other female, this could go on forever with more males and females being born. Obviously this has a very thin window of time because the females could die before the male rhinos get to a mature age but this is all we really have left. We know inbreeding occurs in the wild but we don’t necessarily know the consequences of it, we could also breed the white rhinos with something close biologically and have a mixed rhino species.
I want that they sleep in Jail but they have to fix it during the day! And if they ever want to leave Jail completly, they better show a bee breed like that! Give them some books, bees and let them watch the beekeeper movie! :3
10:30 Dude, that's not a creepy pasta, that's a famous Robert Heinlein short titled: 'All You Zombies'. Heinlien was one of the big 3 classic sci-fi authors of the 20th century. The story was also turned into a movie by the name of 'Predestination'; it's a decent watch. If it showed up in creepypasta then someone just ripped off Heinlein.
“Save-scumming reality” is definitely a new phrase to me But this world is definitely a simulation the creator of existence forgot about and left running in the background of their PC, and the day they go through their task manager _something_ is gonna go down.
10:37, hey, Kwite, It sounds like you’re referring to a concept similar to the plot of Robert A. Heinlein's short story "All You Zombies." In this story, a character known as "The Unmarried Mother" is born intersex, undergoes a series of gender changes, and through a complex series of time travel events, becomes both their own mother and father. The character ends up recruiting themselves into a time travel agency, creating a closed causal loop. Here’s a brief rundown of the story: The protagonist is born as a girl named Jane. Jane grows up, joins the WACs (Women’s Army Corps), and has a romantic relationship with a mysterious man who leaves her pregnant. During childbirth, doctors discover she has both male and female reproductive organs, and they surgically alter her to be male. The baby is kidnapped. Now living as a man named John, he struggles with his new identity. John is approached by a time traveler who offers him a job and a chance for revenge. Through time travel, John becomes the mysterious man who seduced Jane, the baby that was kidnapped is actually Jane/John's past self, and he eventually recruits himself into the time travel agency. This intricate story is a classic example of a time travel paradox and is well-known in science fiction circles.
@@user-tq6tf5wn1x good for you. But it's not gonna affect me. You can't take the good wothout the bad. Humans and their capacity for evil also highlights their equal and opposite capacity for good. Thus this doesn't affect my faith in our kind.
I'll do that if I ever get married and get my wife pregnant. If she didn't cheat then it's a funny joke. If she did then the truth is about to come out.
As an actual alternative person I appreciate Kwite discussing the real tragedy of the amount of invasive species that have entered the Hot Topic ecosystem.
@@MortMe0430 The original goths were diy and generally didn't like Hot Topic. Mall goths, however, were infamous for doing stuff like hissing at people.
@@alexandrapedersen829the original goths were vampires in nothing but name. Wearing self made victorian black dresses and white makeup. Then mall goths came in and usurped them,hanging around hot topic.
@@skootergirl22 A person named Karliah purchased the estate and cut off the honey. She did it because the Black-Briar family are allies to the Thieves Guild, which is run by Mercer Frey, who killed her former ally. She was looking for revenge, so she tried messing with his business to draw him out and fight her. Unfortunately, the Black-Briar family are vicious monsters who will absolutely go scorched earth if you cross them
The first one made me remember that some days ago, here in Brazil, there was a ranch with a bunch of cats and some mf went there and poisoned most of the cats by putting poison in their food 13 cats died but some survived, their owners were so sad, that's painful :(
I don't understand people who kill living beings for no f-ing reason. Aside from the obvious part that it's messed up and they didn't deserve it, it also shows a lack of respect towards life. They probably think cats have no consciousness or something stupid like that.
I've seen a Tumblr post like that: "GOD: my latest creation will have the body of an ape, the voice box of a parrot, the skin of a pig, and the intelligence of a dolphin. I call it Human, and it will destroy everything else I've made ANGELS: [confused applause]"
I mean the northern white could and probably be revived as it was quite similar to the southern white and we have fertiled embryos and s***** so we could just use a surrogate
2:29 With every day my headcanon of Kwite being an extradimensional parasite assuming the form of a hoodie in order to puppet around a corpse and make funny RU-vid videos gets closer and closer to being canonized
April fools video idea: r/alzheimersgroup It’s the same Garfield comic, reposted constantly in the same subreddit. It’d be really funny as a video where the video itself is also a joke
The copypasta you’re remembering is from a short story called “All You Zombies” that got turned into a movie called “Predestination”, it’s a really well done movie imo.
That one about the old lady and the people stealing out her cart made me mad. If I saw that I'd help her get more stuff off the shelf and watch her cart for her. Can't stand thieves.
10:40 The intersex time travel story technically isn't a copypasta. It is the sci-fi short story "-All You Zombies-" written by Robert A. Heinlein in 1958. It was later adapted into the film Predestination and serves as a narrative inspiration for part of the TV series Dark. And yes, the story is absolutely bonkers.
That first one is messed up. That's a good idea to make bees that can survive something that unalives them especially since without bees the rest of live won't have long to make it
The even more depressing fact is, if we do get the boat and another giant flood, the earth will be so destroyed by our nuclear plants that it'll either be a miracle if life starts existing again. Though I wouldn't put it past sharks and crocodiles to still survive.
Half of this subreddit is people doing stupid things, and us wondering how we survived. The other half is people doing horrible shit to animals and elderly people and us wanting to nuke them. I love both of these kinds of posts.
the tower of 360's is both terrifying and impressive. those things are top heavy. also i feel like the faceplate of one them was dark with a light body(if not an entirely different console altogether) in a prior vid.
Copy pasting my other comment if you want to know more about it/be less depressed lol This news article made me absolutely furious too, so i researched a little more into it. Ron Hoskins, a man from Swindon, England, the beekeeper in the photo, kept bees for over 78 years. In 1995 he discovered that he'd developed what he went on to call the "Swindon bee" which naturally, without the use of chemicals, erradicates the varroa mite from other bees. The mite, for reference, has previously killed millions of bees. This discovery is revolutionary. He shared his knowledge with many other scientists who then built on that work, so it was not in vain that his work was destroyed. He also raised over $50,000 in donations and was able to rebuild, constructing a new apiary that, according to the Meridian Beekeepers' Association, "looks exactly the same as it did before the fire." Unfortunately, Ron passed away in 2023, after decades of pioneering in the field of honeybees, and left behind an amazing legacy. A group of bee conservationists is now looking to continue that legacy as well as his research. The Ron Hoskins Honeybee Conservation Group has a GoFundMe by the same name and they are currently at about $1700 out of their $2000 goal.
People seem to forget that God said he wouldn't destroy the world with a flood again, the original meaning of the rainbow, and that those who wanted to come were allowed to, but no one did, this time it would probably a thermonuclear bunker a few hundred feet down so they would survive the nukes that God should unleash on Earth,
@@user-jo2gx9du1g So upon further research, I was wrong. The image is the video is from an illustration collection, #285782 if you know what I mean. What I firstly thought is an actual doujinshi with plot, #263140 if you know what I mean. So there are more people drawing Mecha Eli-chan than I think.
If I remember correctly, a LOT of Noah get the boat is very VERY anti LGBT or just subculture related. Not really my kind of subreddit tbh, good on Kwite braving it.
Last I checked, exposing predators who larp as gay or trans to use the circus freak show that is identity politicoomerism as a shield for their crimes does not count as "being anti-LGBT."
@@potatortheomnipotentspud Well they're very clearly using it as an excuse to be homophobic. Or are you just using it as an excuse too? Why are you on Kwite's channel then? He's Queer.
@@giantpinkcatWhy are you assuming the person you respond to is anti LGBT? They said predators who larp as gay/trans folks, not gay/trans people themselvses. I beg, see the good in people. ❤
I remember that whole thing about the guy being his own mother and father. There's a whole movie about it, called Predestination. He makes for the perfect time travel agent because he's not connected to the rest of the timeline.
So fun fact for the old lady. So there is a bit of rule where intent to buy actually gives you a degree of ownership so in someways taking stuff from other people's carts like that is in fact possible to be illegal. I am not a lawyer much less one for all 50 states I am just saying there is a chance you can get someone arrested for it.
Predestination is the film Kwite is talking about. Great film, it's VERY dialog heavy so bear that in mind for my people who struggle to process audio/multitask with movies they want to follow and pay attention to in the back ground (had to watch this movie twice for those reasons)
6:20 “Make that man yours… forever!” Or at least the next 3-4 months when he realises her belly isn’t growing, as they are known to do when someone is actually pregnant.
@@Someone-sc2hk as someone who grew up in the 80s, I've peed on the side of the road during family vacation because I had to go and we were in the middle of nowhere
3:14 Something like that happened to me during Quarantine. I parked my cart out of the way and walked, like, 3 feet to get a gallon of milk and when I turned back my fuckin whole ass cart was GONE. I'm just glad I didn't take more than my wallet, phone and keys that I kept in my pockets that day, cuz I saw the possible suspect hauling ass away from me, pushing a cart with what looked like the stuff I already picked out already on the other side of the store lmfao
Kwite that copypasta you talked about, the one about the man with both sets of reproductive organs. IT BECAME A MOVIE, I know because I saw it and was never the same again holy fuck. I wouldn't tell you where to watch it to spare you, but also I don't remember.
3:09 Where are y'all living at...? From where I'm from I never had to encounter with a situation like this ever in my life. As someone who can't stand for themselves I'm truly disturbed....
"Living with Yourself" is what you might be talking about. (or was inspired by it.) about a dude who raises himself, has an old man version and a day after version. on webtoon made by two guys, one of them is shen the other david(?)
If it makes you feel better, they extracted semen from old boy before he died and two females still live and I think they extracted eggs so we may have a chance :D
@@axehead45 id rather they not have been reduced to this point where we will have to rely on inbreeding, ultimately leading to a bottleneck in genetic diversity, severely disabling the White Rhino population as a whole. But since where already here and can't really stop it... INBREEDING WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!