NOAH PLEASE LET ME ON THE ARK 

PLS BRUH LET MY MAN ON THE ARK

*_PLEEEEEEASE_* said the desperate creature

Don’t worry guys he made it in the ark, anteaters are still an existing species

Plot twist, the reason Noah was ignoring him, was because he was the third anteater 😬

I PROMISE I CAN BE TRUSTED AROUND THE ANTS!

The best thing about a literalist interpretation of genesis is it implies Noah had to keep alive and keep track of 80,000 ants

Let him on guys, he's got raygun!

Considering that Anteaters exist today, it’s safe to assume that Noah eventually let him on the Ark.

"Please, let me on the Ark." the anteater said calmly.

don't leave me here michael

Forgor the ticket 💀

noah way

He better learn to swim good

That wasn't a wrong number. You had your chance, but you know what you did. You're gonna learn to evolve REAL quick, because you ain't getting on this boat.

He’s not letting Starscream on the Arc 💀

You see, Noah thought it was called an Arkeater. He ain't taking chances

YOU MAKE IT THE RIGHT NUMBER GOD DAMMIT

so you’re saying noah let mosquitos onto the ark but not him???? wtf

When the dinosaurs overslept and can’t find Noah

Love how it is already raining there, like, it's bros last chance💀

PLEASE NOAH DONT IGNORE HIS CALLS HE CANNOT BE SILENCED HE WILL PERISH!!!

I was so confused since my name is noah

I love how casual the person is.

This is just like the start of that one muppet movie.

Come on Jimmy, Jimmy!!!

You can go on my little ship; it has all sorts of creatures that didn’t make it through to the main ark! Just make sure you show up in a breedable pair, and bring some food, and I’m fine with letting you in!

I am the tide that is approaching...

I promise I thought it was a species of dino and it was talking to the devs of Wildcard

And then he said "no"

People please I preach to you out of love belive on the lord Jesus Christ and trust in him for you salvation and not in yourself Christ came to die for our sin we have all sinned and deserve hell but God is so merciful and Jesus died on the cross to take our punishment so that who ever belive on him will not perish but have eternal life john 3:16 romans 10:9 if we confess with our mouth Jesus is lord and belive in our heart that god rose him from the dead we will be saved we can not earn salvation it is the free gift from God❤❤.,.,,.,

I can't believe Noah would be so heartless,

ITS ME!

Why the long face?

Let him on the Ark mayun

ark more LIEK ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED

What creature is that?

DON’T LEAVE ME HERE MICHEAL, MICHEAL, MICHEAL HELP ME

Instead he lets all the scps on

What is that

noah is this noah?

It was an Arkvark

i love how the guy doesnt even seem confused he is just really disapointed at having to confirm its the wrong number

Fleeas fleeas let me on de aรรรรรk

Green text 🫣

Why the long face?

No

anteaters look like • > •

Is it weird that this feels like something from an episode of Smiling Friends?

How did dude not understand the joke and his role in it

LET HIM IN, THE OPERATOR IS COMING

Kinda sounded like lemongrab

Almost got left behind

what he means by ark

Not funny joking about Noah peace be upon him or Jesus peace be upon him or any prophet