Nobody Cares About Their Second Kid. David Dyer - Full Special

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Nobody cares about their second kid, whether it's about what kind of world we leave behind for them, or whether we see them wandering towards an outlet with a fork, the second child just isn't quite as cared for. Whether you're a second child, or a third or a first, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Dave Dyer is sure to keep you laughing from beginning to end.
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@sixxygrrl 4 года назад

"There are some days I really don't care what kinda world they are left with...." 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@njk9989 4 года назад

🤣

@badartgallery9322 3 года назад

Hysterical.

@myfamilymatters 4 года назад

Wow! He is such a good comedian. The stories and his comedic timing were amazing.

@kathykeller1552 3 года назад

Oh my. What hysterical material! This guy is funny! The entire set made me laugh out loud. Great delivery too! Great job!

@ElCid48 2 года назад

they do not care unless it is the first granddaughter in both sides of the family. after that it is just child

@zerohasnovalue1681 2 года назад

I feel his anger funny!❤️

@cornfusedatbest6693 4 года назад

1st kid; OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING, ARE YOU OKAY??!! 2nd kid; Don't bleed on the carpet ...

@beckykamau5465 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@graceamerican3558 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@ylx4219 3 года назад

Gold

@bernitacenteno1326 3 года назад

@Confused Atbest The 3rd child may be told " You are accident prone." Always the only one that gets hurt, hu ? Why is that ? CHILD NUMBER THREE, can't blame the parent, even if they were an irresponsible parent at times. That would be "sacrilegious" or " displaying your dirty laundry in public ." If we survive with our self esteem in tact or we somehow can recover our self esteem through healing, we are OKAY !

@UncleNath 4 года назад

Keep em coming DRY BAR love em.

@benjaminsowrheaver3990 4 года назад

Keep me coming, that sends a whole different message. Comment if you watched that episode 😂

@bwhite9589 4 года назад

Lol the whistling part confused the hell out of my dog 🐕 😂😂🤣😂

@jansteinvonsquidmeirsteen2256 4 года назад

That's hilarious!

@316bonnie1 4 года назад

I am so glad I found this channel I wish I would have found it in March it would have made this ride heck of a lot easier thank you

@ljones98391 2 года назад

@Socorro Sandoval Ordonez. Agreed. I'm using this as my "isolation recovery therapy." Humor desperately needed here.

@aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад

I love these (not yet real famous) comedians. They’re funny because they have to be, I’m glad talent still exists.

@aaronburratwood.6957 4 года назад

This dude is funny as all hell!

@elliottpaine9259 3 года назад

True, its good stuff. I subscribed. Ron White is awesome as well

@Vincent-ke5zn Год назад

Great point and you're right

@michellekeith5602 Год назад

Well said! My fave from here is Kabir Singh Cam Bertrand Kay Lewis and Jose Sarduy

@ramakanthreddy1204 Год назад

Absolutely. Undercelebrated but so refreshingly original.

@MissMog 4 года назад

The autopsy bit killed me 🧀

@globetrekker86 4 года назад

“I like birds!” 😂 Dave’s daughter can join the kid from the news segment (“I like turtles”), and the two can launch a podcast about wildlife preservation 🙂

@roberthouston3824 4 года назад

Turtles, and ducks are birds...I'm seeing the beginning of the Super Mario gaming empire, just sayin'.

@Everything_Animal 3 года назад

This legit made me feel like trash for actually being in college studying to be an ornithologist xd

@awedbyhiswonder 2 года назад

That's funny😄

@a.r.r.i.9841 2 года назад

I love Japan.. said number 4 kid 🤷🤦🤣

@chriselenz 4 года назад

I could listen to him for hours. Hilarious!

@CrumbsDM 4 года назад

Great take on being 50. Life really is like he says a lot of the time. Funny guy 😆

@ponderosapondhomestead4344 4 года назад

I’m not dad today 😂😂😂 No money, no rides

@janekiceniuk1578 4 года назад

My dad had his whistle call. We knew when it was time to leave or come in the house.

@graceamerican3558 3 года назад

We had neighbors that swore we had the hearing of dogs. Heaven help you if you missed that whistle for dinner. You could hear it for BLOCKS.

@yourgirllaurk 3 года назад

My dad.....he called us to dinner with a pig call...true story. Now I do it too. 😅🤣

@lifesahellofaride 2 года назад

conditioned to leave the house when hearing a whistle. thats sth the cps would like to have a look at

@TeamCat1128 3 года назад

I see this guy going places. Definitely needs a special!

@kerflop 3 года назад

One of the best sets on this channel.

@nosaedokpayi2446 4 года назад

He is so funny 😅 everything he says just hit

@lanageorge4014 4 года назад

I needed this laugh! One of the best!

@anitawhitacre2377 3 года назад

Absolutely hysterical! I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for making us laugh!!!

@KowboyUSA 4 года назад

His sense of timing is superb.

@lightfountain 4 года назад

Funny..my son. 43, still loves capes..made me bust out laughing..

@mandielou 4 года назад

Hey grandma 👋💐 no offense but it looks like modern tech has been gracious to you 😊 you've got to be a cool grandma 😘🤗 want to adopt me as your daughter or granddaughter? Lol FYI I'm 37

@JAVONEETHEMOMMY 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@plutoplatters 4 года назад

and the comic con i'd bet

@jessicaevans2564 4 года назад

Really funny, really laughed, really going to retell some of these jokes. I would pay to see him.

@denasharpe2393 3 года назад

Surely would!!

@nikoloscecere8277 2 года назад

I'd pay above market rate to see him

@drinkwater5766 4 года назад

1st kid: scraped knee Mom: oh no we have to call an ambulance Me: breaks arm My mom with 8 kids: "here's a band-aid"

@aliciabauduin1922 3 года назад

Omg... I got the same. I have 10 siblings.

@dovie2blue 3 года назад

Walk it off

@livmashupmansen191 2 года назад

My mom has 6 kids (2 girls, and 4 boys). She isn’t overly concerned when we get hurt, also we range from 14-22 years old; she checks to make sure we’re okay and then moves in. Unless in an emergency, she’ll obviously be concerned for us.

@trichardson6824 4 года назад

His voice is very animated. He should think about doing voice work

@HopefulBrain-to9fo 3 месяца назад

His voice... His voice is LITERALLY how he makes money....

@schadowolf 2 года назад

Hysterical! Laughed the entire set! Had tears in my eyes at several points laughing so hard, may have sprained a rib!

@SuperBenJacob 4 года назад

Excellent. Thank you!

@boscobubby 2 года назад

This dude is HILARIOUS 😂 He had me crying, laughing so hard! 🤣

@teaganwindago3132 Год назад

David Dyer is amazing. I relate to every word he says. There's real humor in reality if your opened up to see it. David doe's.

@rawill1958 Год назад

The whistling thing; awesome...

@lulabell79_31 3 года назад

The 401k joke was EPIC!

@bbiggs4327 3 года назад

"Hes full of liquid cheese." LoL Classic.!! 11:30

@dennishoerig7025 2 года назад

"Bite the apple, Daddy needs his money." Too funny!

@fillmoepab5680 3 года назад

My dog heard him whistle and jumped on my bed😂😂

@mattasticmattattack8546 4 года назад

Genius guy

@jansteinvonsquidmeirsteen2256 4 года назад

This guy is GREAT. The whistling bit... gawd!

@cutzymccall7675 2 года назад

I was gonna quote my fave line but don’t wanna spoil it for others. This comedian is hilarious. I agree. He needs a Netflix special.

@thestocksource8393 2 года назад

LIQUID CHEESE!!!

@SharonSnow-k1q 2 месяца назад

Just spit water all over my paperwork I was laughing so hard...hilarious!!!!!!😂

@delmariecrandall9229 4 года назад

YOU ARE TRULY VERY FUNNY!

@blankfrankie3747 10 месяцев назад

Oh, man. That bit about role reversal with aging parents is so true.

@moonsting 2 года назад

Excellent whistling skills! 😙 fantastic 💯

@janegao5747 8 месяцев назад

Dave you are real funny!! Hope you do another show!

@chrisfisch8098 Год назад

Thanks!

@darlenewaithe4486 Год назад

Thanks

@MiaSabathy 3 года назад

Hahaha awesome dude I needed some laughs today thank u!

@nancygiordano9053 Год назад

Funny. Thanks for making me laugh.

@proteusfitness5040 4 года назад

Loved it!

@marypegahi9679 Год назад

Fantastic!

@mick1041 4 года назад

Couldn’t be farther from the truth in my family. Second born is the clear favorite, for no reason

@denasharpe2393 3 года назад

You must be the oldest!!

@mick1041 3 года назад

Dena Sharpe fourth born lol! But there’s five of us and I’m perfectly in the middle

@fdrose 3 года назад

A very funny guy. Great timing, great delivery.

@laurenmelton1069 2 года назад

I love Dry Bar Comedy. I'm old fashioned and enjoy true comedy without the cursing and nasty jokes.

@BAfan-tt9zl Год назад

SO funny!! Great delivery !! LOVE that your comedy is clean- you have great content so don’t need those crutches! So refreshing- and TRULY hilarious!!

@luChewy8458 4 года назад

Funniest guy I've seen on Dry bar. 🙋‍♀️☺

@jansteinvonsquidmeirsteen2256 4 года назад

One of the funniest, for certain.

@larrylane9872 3 года назад

You are rite! Great job !

@larrylane9872 3 года назад

Awesome job man!

@tiredofit1968 Год назад

He was hilarious!!!

@ahmed9067 4 года назад

that whistling.... goood

@carriesmith815 2 года назад

I like the stories about his kids and taking care of his dad because I have kids and I take care of my dad.

@rosemariealmero1214 Год назад

You’re great!!! Hope to see you again ❤

@bfarm44 3 года назад

My blood type, cheese positive according to my dr

@marcelamaria4205 3 года назад

You are so funny!!

@chileheadcraig 4 года назад

Full of liquid cheese 😂

@mrJanniekoen 3 года назад

This guy's hilarious 😂

@belindaspechtenhauser6621 2 года назад

BRILLIANT!!!!! Comedy Excellence!!! 🎉✨🤣🎉✨

@fernorsol 3 года назад

He's so funny!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👌

@jeanettemccloud1161 3 года назад

Great!!!!

@dfeb101 4 года назад

I’ve just gotten a provisional patent for a cape that fills with air in the water and floats.

@6729solarwolf 4 года назад

I fell off the bed laughing. This guy is great

@YahshonnHuggins Месяц назад

This dude is HILARIOUS!! I know exactly what he was talking about his daughters ! I have one- she STILL A nightmare at 31!!!

@sjcosten 3 года назад

so great!!!

@licksnkicks1166 3 года назад

This guy was hysterical!

@mathewrandolph2301 4 года назад

Love it. When you say honey on my hands you should say, "It didn't help that I honey on my hand...honey mustard...

@matthewtuttle1272 Год назад

** You are really good!

@thecatqueenshorts1725 Год назад

You are a pro at your job... 😂....

@ataraxigrace822 2 года назад

"They're connected to your spinal cord" 😂🤣

@ACJacksongoingoneup 3 года назад

Wishlish 😗 that's fantastic!!

@janewright315 3 года назад

No one should really be having more than one kid

@hisforharley2022 Год назад

Liquid cheese.....wow. I remember how a week ago l had so many cherry chocolate, big chewy nerds, and milk chocolate Hershey nuggets with almonds. 😍 Oooh, my mother is a whistler as well. I felt like a dog when she would whistle when she wanted our attention or it was time to go.

@sherylcastro5688 Год назад

Too funnyyyyyy 😂😂😂

@edylcnostrebor9722 3 года назад

This guy 👦is a Funny man

@yeah4me1 2 года назад

He is REALLY funny!

@isadon 4 года назад

13:37 sounds like your daddy spoke Mexican 😅

@littleangel309steiman.7 4 года назад

OMG my ribs hurt from laughing so hard. He's a keeper.

@lindadagley5822 3 года назад

He is hilarious ...

@Mike-rt2vp 4 года назад

Not true, I love my second kid.

@beefstew4698 4 года назад

Me, too 😎

@Brngrojoy5315 3 года назад

2 girls, several years apart, 2nd one much loved, too. A baby all over again to nourish. BUT it's comedy, and brilliant comedy at that. I get it, and it was good like a medicine to my heart.

@mznaeture 3 года назад

Bite thee apple daddy needs his MONEY 🍎💸😆

@orifrazier Год назад

i love this but he sounds like an older spongebob lol

@deborahadcock978 3 года назад

He is GREAT😃🤣😂

@ferzinhaN 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂 30 seconds in & nearly spitted my coffee

@samanthaalvarez4577 3 года назад

"I LIKE BIRDS!"

@SweetDogg777 4 года назад

High grade comedy

@evelyntodd9946 5 месяцев назад

I'm in my sixties. The fishing line is growing out of my chin and does hurt like crazy to pull them.

@bernitacenteno1326 3 года назад

No, it's their third child !

@DexyD20 4 года назад

wow, if only he knew Whistlish is a real language that mountain people use to communicate over long distances, its called bird language and anyone can do it honestly you just say the words you would normally say but in whistles, literally, you take the inflections of any word and whistle them, simple as that really. Granted whistling is a talent nowadays, no one does it anymore