Non Imperium of Man Empires Deep Dive, Warhammer 40K  

Lol like someone's butt right??

They absolutely smashed Uranus... 🫨

Good thing this isn't Star Trek, otherwise there'd be Klingons that needed to be wiped out of Uranus.

They were after the booty

@@Unpainted_Huffhines they're pesky aren't they

Wh40k is satire. Some stuff is cool and interesting though.

Facts. The one where they had better equipment and tech. It should have been over. Then the fact that no other human civilization made super warriors or soliders with powers is beyond bewilderment. Imperium can magically call on backup and said humans can't? It's just wank. No wonder imperium is losing..

I think of it as thousands of years of misinformation and propaganda distorting the truth.

Nope. They chose to be plebes instead.

there were some rules for them for Battlefleet Gothic in one of the Warp Rift magazines.

Imagine a universe where the Great Crusade failed and the Imperium was halted only able to conquer segementum Solar. The other human empires and non hostile xenos species had the time to expand and consolidate forming networks of diplomacy and alliances giving them chances to survive against Orks, Rangdan and other hyper hostile xenos

Heresy!!!!!

@@odelonescher3694 Down with the false emperor! Betrayer of mankind!

That threw their entire planet away by attacking the Superpowered demigod that was trying to be diplomatic and thus thrust said demigod into the hands of the very beings they hated.

Not that advanced if you can get your butt handed to you by primarch led forces.

​@maltheri9833 apart from the fact Erebus started the whole thing by stealing a warp infused artefact and killed the guards or did you leave that part out to make the Interex look worse for "Muh Imperium!". The tragedy of the Interex is what broke Horus and started his downward slide towards chaos.

@@aarond1622WARMASTER led forces. Horus was in command of the entire Astra Militarum and fleet.

I got the impression that they thought that Horus might already be Chaos, which isn't far from correct

They're not very good at talking. That's why most of their videos are read straight from wikipedia.

​@@negativezero8174'they?'

@@Carneficethere’s 3 of them noob

​@@kevintamaki😂🤣😂🤣 I'd rather be a noob than keep tuning in to something that 3 people can't get right, let alone being the one to figure that out, square 🤘😎🤙

@@coreyriegle1328 I'd rather be a square than a noob like you 🤘😎🤙

You should have been an abortion

@@tearinthebradsshawhe’s doing gods work, mouth breather.

Because it is.

the Empire of Man is Warhammer Fantasy and it kicks ass while still being open for diplomacy. 40K is the Imperium of Man and yes, its awful.

🤨 I thought that was brutally apparent literally 😂

Isnt that an entirely different word?

@@username172 It is indeed.

The lost knowledge of pronunciation had been long forgotten by the making of these videos.

desemmination is the reverse of insemination, so I guess they collect some sperm before killing them?

Yeah that pronunciation had me confused lol

decimation has not meant to kill 1/10th in a very long time. That is just the etymology of it. It you said a force was decimated that should mean it suffered extreme losses in the modern day, with the exact amount being very contextual.

@@techelitesareadisease8816 in this context, it's literally killing one in ten. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Was. Shit was same.

Basically DAOT was very Star Trek with a touch of Dune. So ... yes and no depending on where you were

I imagine Dark Age of Technology Hive Cities were more like arcologies generally much cleaner and were capable of basic self sufficiency of the needs of it inhabitants of all social strata. Imperium Hive Cities are basically built on the ruins of these arcologies, all the infrastructure is broken and can only work to its barest minimum thanks to the jury rigging of the adeptus mechancius and the daily sacrifice of human laborers and only the nobility of the upper levels can expect any form of an existence where their basic life needs are met

Hives existed, but DAoT were largely AI/computer driven, so the populations were a fraction, if not a sigma, of them today.

can u please explain? i dont know how shadow war works too

@@mvee05 a "Shadow war" was all the subterfuge and covert behind the scenes stuff that the Alpha Legion Excelled at. A planet months ahead of a compliance fleet that would try to fight? Infiltrate agents into their logistics, so you had folk ready to detonate stockpiled munitions... Infiltrate their communication centres, to spread false orders and misinformation... Infiltrate their labour unions to bring the planets workers out in revolt... All combined, the Alpha Legion could have any forces on the planet fighting each Other for "treachery" before they (or more commonly Other Legions) even came into the system, the planet crippled by rioting, it's armies tearing each other apart with what few munitions they had left and Utterly unable to unite against a compliance fleet. But They didn't limit themselves Just to forging ahead of the fleets to "soften up" targets. They (in their role as the Emperor's secret police, which is effectively the role they were created for) had eyes within Every other legion. It may be a lowly serf, transmitting numbers of ships, or a tech adept, passing information on armoured innovations and weak points, or an Astartes, removed and replaced by a sleeper agent, stealing Legion secrets and transmitting them, but having no memory of doing so... The shadow war was only really the purview of 2 legions. Alpha Legion, and Raven Guard. The Raven Guard were the rabble rousers, the ones that led the masses in revolt. The Alpha Legion were the ones that Started revolts to put all the rebellious elements in one place at one time, and let Others crush them, to ensure compliance was adhered to fully, before moving on to the next planet that needed softening up, or that had recently been brought under the imperial heel that had discontented elements. Guiliman never understood That. He wasn't engineered to. Alpharius was it's master. (Had the Heresy Not happened, most planets in the Imperium would have an Alpha Legion agent, embedding within or even Creating anti imperial uprisings... to make them simple to defeat, ensuring the peace by making sure the troublemakers got all they backing they could want Until they struck, but when they did, they were Utterly crushed)

Tldr

lol ikr

It's called dark age for a reason 😅

Lol, no... it's a direct reference to Mongol invasion of Khwarazmian Empire. The Pale Emperor killed Jagatai Khan's emissaries and that basically made his mind to conquer the world. It's a direct reference to how the Persian emperor killed a bunch of Genghis Khan's emissaries, causing Genghis Khan to start the conquest of Persia.

@@zeonmx So 2 countries did that?

62nd! I`m pretty cool, but not nearly as cool as you it seems :(