Norbit is a Madea movie for White People 

Its Japanese dub is the real way to experience Norbit

Florian is the type of silly goose to audibly gulp and have a bump go down his throat when nervous.

List of every PCP submission ranked by % won in poll: 1. Norbit: 65% 2. Planet Of The Apes 2001: 62% 3. A Serbian Film: 60% 4. Superhero Movie: 57.99% 5. Dominion: 56.33% 6. Leo: 54% 7. The Room: 52% 8. Shrek 3: 52% 9. Paul Blart 2: 50.63% 10. 50 Shades Of Grey: 48% 11. Disaster Movie: 47.29% 12. Teen Titans Go Watch Space Jam: 47.2% 13. Twilight: 47% 14. Chuck And Larry (3rd time): 45% 15. The Hobbit: The Battle of the 5 Armies Extended Edition: 44.4% 16. Thats My Boy: 44% 17. Dark Knight: 43% 18. Shaggy Dog (2nd time): 43% 19. Mel Gibson Voicemails (2nd time): 42.18% 20. The Platform: 42% 21. Benders Big Score: 41% 22. Click: 40.87% 23. Mel Gibson Voicemails (1st time): 40.51% 24. Fight Club: 40% 25. Mel Gibson Voicemails 3rd time: 39.78% 26. Pixels: 39.77% 27. The Room: 39.42% 28. Power Rangers: 38% 29. The Hobbit Battle Of Five Armies: 37% 30. Pulp Fiction: 35% 31. Shrek 4: 33% 32. Chuck & Larry (1st time): 32.13% 33. Noroi (2nd time): 31% 34. Kung Pow: 30% 35. Dragged Across Concrete: 29.59% 36. Human Centipede 3: 29.02% 37. Shawshank Redemption: 28% 38. Ran: 27% 39. Epic Movie: 27% 40. Bubble Boy: 27% 41. Little Nicky: 26% 42. Big Fat Greek Wedding 2: 25% 43. Heavy Metal: 24% 44. Skinamarink (1st time): 23.78% 45. New Moon: 23% 46. Die Hard: 22.04% 47. Father Stu (1st time): 21.63% 48. Hotel Transylvania: 20.58% 49. Social Network: 20% 50. Dune 1984: 20% 51. Puss In Boots: 18% 52. Nutty Professor: 17.05% 53. Escape From Planet Of Apes: 17% 54. Noroi (1st time): 16.18% 55. Parasite: 16% 56. Maze Runner: Death Cure: 16% 57. Train To Busan 2: 16% 58. Late Night With The Devil: 16% 59. Godfather 3: 15% 60. Power Rangers: Turbo: 15% 61. Big Fat Liar: 15% 62. Skinamarink (second time): 14.81% 63. Noroi (3rd time): 14% 64. Shaggy Dog (1st time): 14% 65. Chuck and Larry (second time): 13.2% 66. Saw: 13% 67. Plan 9 From Outer Space: 13% 68. Human Centipede 3 (2nd time): 12.98% 69. Boss Level: 12.43% 70. 3 Geezers: 12% 71. Let The Right One In: 12% 72. Suspira 2018: 11% 73. Noroi: 11% 74. Breaking Dawn Part 2: 11% 75. Hotel Transylvania (2nd time): 10.84% 76. Gladiator: 9% 77. Cloud Atlas: 9% 78. Iron Sky: 8.86% 79. Jumper: 8.72% 80. The Nutty Professor (2nd time): 8.69% 81. Baskin: 8% 82. Die Hard (2nd time): 7.94% 83. Iron Sky (2nd time): 7.19% 84. The Snowman: 7% 85. Expend4bles: 7% 86. Showdown In Manila: 6.54% 87. Fool's Paradise: 6% 88. Dragged Across Concrete (2nd time): 5.79% 89. Father Stu (2nd time): 5.36% 90. Max (2002): 5% 91. Avengers Grim: 4.09% 92. Jumper (2nd time): 4.4% 93. Showdown in Manila (2nd time): 3.22% 94. Avengers Grim (2nd time): 3% 95. Boss Level (2nd time): 2.58%

This movie is incredibly popular in Brazil for some reason

This was 100% unironically my friend group's favorite movie for years. When the local rental store went under I bought their specific copy since we'd had it so much it.

My sides have flown into Norbit

Weekend warrior is actually right about whats going on in the Phillipines, it is a very serious thing that is going on. Weekend Warrior is based and correct, C H I N A is a T H R E A T

>complains about unrealistic water slide scene in movie with talking dog scene

Unhinged Weekend is best Weekend

"Murphy was nominated for an Academy Award [...] but lost [...] it was speculated that one of the reasons Murphy lost out on winning the Academy Award was the negative reviews of his subsequent film Norbit" The podcast crew's jokes are real-life, people.

Classic episode! I had a friend who described Norbit as a perfect movie. She said it all fit together so well, perfect beginning, middle and ending. Eddie Murphy was so far ahead of the times

The pcp poll being released before the episodes that pitch what the movies actually are lead to a system where the movie that wins will almost always be either the most popular film or the one with the funniest title. Obscure movies like trump card that actually sound more interesting or funnier than annoying orange back to the fruiture have no shot because annoying orange is more instantly recognizable. I know the system of poll first then episodes was established to prevent people from voting based on who submitted the film, but it's resulted in a potentially worse problem where only notoriously dumb shit or popular movies can win

Norbit is one of the funniest movies ever made. Not sure what patchy was smoking when he called Dewey Cox funny. This is true humor. Damn, mumkey got soft

Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's remains my favorite iteration of the series. This video sums up my thoughts on it all very well, especially the world-building. One thing I do wish you touched a bit more on was decks. The decks in 5D's further the themes so well. Yusei: As you said, Junk is a representation of Yusei's entire life philosophy: nothing in life is worthless, and friends together can accomplish the impossible. Of course, synchros in general support this theme of the show. Weak monsters that cannot do anything on their own can together form endless combinations to create solutions to any problem. Junk Warrior gains power from weak monsters, demonstrating how even the seemingly weak and worthless can support a person. Stardust Dragon represents Yusei's sacrificial nature. From the very first episode, we see Yusei take the heat for his friend, stoically putting himself in danger so that his friends may be safe. Jack: Jack's deck is about power, fitting for his role as the King, a showman. A hyper-offensive approach is fun for the audience since a duel can swing wildly back and forth. By forgoing defenses, he allows for the opportunity to take large amounts of damage and get behind in a duel, allowing for an underdog comeback victory through quick summoning of Red Dragon Archfiend. It's also a representation of his supreme confidence in his strength as the King, which of course he eventually needs to confront once he's no longer that. Red Dragon Archfiend itself is a great representation of Jack as he is at first. The destruction of its own allies that haven't attacked showcase his Social Darwinian philosophy at first, that he was justified to throw away his friends to get ahead and that Yusei was weak for staying behind for their friends. This obviously contrasts with Junk Warrior's effects since this is the primary rivalry in the series, though Stardust itself directly counters Red Dragon Archfiend to show the show ultimately favors Yusei's point of view. Aki: A rose has its thorns. Aki's one of the most beautiful female characters we've seen in Yu-Gi-Oh, but she's also the most damaged and dangerous. Like a flower, she's fragile in spite of the thorny exterior she uses to hide her weakness. The rest of her deck is all use to facilitate Black Rose Dragon, a self-destructive monster that also holds the ability to force a defenseless being into battle. Both effects relate to her identity as psychic duelist. She cannot help but force unwilling participants into fights when she duels. All her affectations of being the Black Rose Witch only serve to hurt her even while they destroy those who disdain her. Crow: Sell Blackwings. JK. Crow and Blackwings should be obvious in design, but thematically, they're similar in his desires for freedom. He wishes for both himself and the orphans to fly away from Satellite. The OTK style of the deck works well to counter the defensive nature of Security decks, highlighting how often he must engage with them. Fuck Black Winged Dragon. It makes no sense. I much prefer Blackwing Armor Master. The armor is like how Crow's main goals lie in protecting those around him, and its effect lies in supporting others after taking or dealing a blow. He's there to support his friends but not necessarily lead them. Rua: Morphtronics are basically Transformers; in essence, they're toys, fitting for the most immature of the main protagonists. They're also prone to disruption due to requiring specific conditions to be in place to even work at all, showing Rua's naiveté. He thinks up many idealistic situations that never really pan out. He's a child basically. Power Tool Dragon is the same. It's a dragon that's clad in basically toys that it will need to shed to reach its full potential in the same way one must shed one's immaturity to become an adult. Rua is the coming-of-age character in 5D's. Ruka: There's not much to say here. They're Spirits for her abilitiy to speak with Duel Spirits. Honestly, Ruka gets dealt a terrible hand in Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's. She never wins on her own, and the villains she face are almost always the least interesting of the bunch. Ancient Fairy Dragon works on its own merits, though. Its ability to pop a field spell lets it directly counter Earthbound Immortals, completely crippling them in the anime and destroying them in the actual game. It makes total sense that they'd prioritize locking her away. Sacrificing the Battle Phase to summon a weak monster also works for her pacifistic nature as the leader of the Spirits. I could go into the many incredible villains as well, but there are just too many to list. My favorite villain deck is definitely... Z-One: What more fitting way to represent his nihilism and nigh-divine power. The Timelords represent his complete control over time, obviously, but they further represent just how depressed he got from the utter futility of all his plans to save the future. The Timelords have a massive focus on ignoring battle and reverting things back. Nothing Z-One did could ever truly change human nature, the hubris that led to the eventual destruction of the future. In the process, he was slowly stripped of everything he had: his identity, his followers, and eventually even his final friends. The loneliness caused by losing everyone is also represented by how he cannot Normal Summon one while he controls monsters. I also love how his deck counters Meklords because he was so focused on stopping the immediate causes of the apocalypse that he never addressed the underlying problem (more accurately, he gave up). For all his power, his path is fundamentally flawed. In fact, the deck itself is wholly committed to enforcing the same nihilistic despair that Z-One felt to convince others that his path was correct. The truth is that even he himself didn't truly believe that his way was the correct one since he kept undermining his own goals. The deck is actually there to convince himself. Yusei's duel has him eventually destroy all the Timelords. It's a complete refutation of everything that the Timelords stand for because ultimately, Yusei also needs to save Z-One from the latter's own despair. Oh, I just absolutely love 5D's themes and just how much so many aspects of it build upon them. The show truly is the peak.

As someone who lives in Michigan, Rasqutia the norm not the exception

I vote FUCK YES on Clockwork Orange

I haven't seen Norbit, but this whole movie sounds like a documentary about what it like living in Flint

I like the title, would be the name for a Cornbreadtube essay

You should watch The nutty professor, and probably the sequel. Much better Eddie Murphy films that involves seven or more Eddie Murphy's.

You all know NOTHING about this film

When they try to sound black they sound like butters

Florian you proved to Eggy you don't know anything about world politics, please stop talking about it.

I thought movies in this category were supposed to be done in February.

If I remember the Chinese eddy Murphy character said as a baby it was the size of an eggroll

My credit card changed and I don't know how to change the payment method for this channel membership

Where's the freaky emotion?

8:19 Proof Asians are smarter

Norbit is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. I was very disappointed it wasn’t even a it’s so bad it’s funny movie, it just bad and nothing more. I do like that it got an Oscar nomination tho.

Starting to support china

Brian Wilson’s favorite movie

My god

Ngl the Chinese rants are just as much fun as Florian’s whining sessions. 10/10 content

I’m a simple man I see Florian tagged on a mumkey movie review I click off the video