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Norm MacDonald - Professor of Logic Joke 

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Norm MacDonald tells his professor of logic joke on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, 1996.
RIP Norm. You'll be missed.

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@jamiegantz96
@jamiegantz96 7 лет назад
he says to me he says
@commenteroftruth9790
@commenteroftruth9790 7 лет назад
Ya know?
@derpizzaman1050
@derpizzaman1050 6 лет назад
and by god
@broncokonco
@broncokonco 6 лет назад
Get this
@huntergreen2649
@huntergreen2649 6 лет назад
ya know
@Carl-LaFong1618
@Carl-LaFong1618 6 лет назад
I'm positive that norm, while on TV, has NEVER been given the "stretch it out" signal from a producer.
@dougfishback3116
@dougfishback3116 3 года назад
"So I says to him, I says..." Norm's style was a beautiful mashup of square Midwestern folksiness, puppy dog enthusiasm, drunk uncle energy, and stealth razor-sharp brilliance. RIP to a master of his craft.
@GoldenZero98
@GoldenZero98 3 года назад
And he wasn’t even Midwestern haha
@tuttosalve8352
@tuttosalve8352 3 года назад
Canadians are north midwesterners
@joetheplumber8884
@joetheplumber8884 3 года назад
Maybe he just was very bad at telling jokes. "So he said, I said..."
@xander9564
@xander9564 3 года назад
@@joetheplumber8884 Sure, but that's a style. It's like how Picasso painted people looking all crooked and with weird angles and colors, that would have gotten him kicked out of a figure drawing class.
@paulies5407
@paulies5407 3 года назад
Brilliant description of the man
@AlexGonzalez-ye9pc
@AlexGonzalez-ye9pc 2 года назад
I love how immediately after he says “the guy says no I don’t own a doghouse” the audience starts laughing cause the jokes already completed in their heads
@jacobbellamy7640
@jacobbellamy7640 Год назад
Which is ironic, since it's a logical fallacy that doesn't follow, it's called denying the antecedent.
@richardsteiner45
@richardsteiner45 Год назад
@@jacobbellamy7640 you said it that audience must have been gay too
@cullenscott7940
@cullenscott7940 Год назад
@@jacobbellamy7640 that's the entire joke
@Lowmandavis
@Lowmandavis Год назад
@@jacobbellamy7640 Congrats on understanding the joke lol
@iambencollins
@iambencollins Год назад
@@jacobbellamy7640 my lord! You’re getting your money’s worth out of that logic degree
@qdeanc
@qdeanc 3 года назад
Everyone's laughing cause they know what's coming, but the best part is seeing him smile as he says the punchline
@Farweasel
@Farweasel 3 года назад
Well sure as hell it wasn't his inviting the logician round for Chcken - But the audience *still* laughted ike drains at that. (You gotta suspect they didn't own a doghouse either).
@r4ttlech4n44
@r4ttlech4n44 3 года назад
we see the punchline coming from a week away but Norm lands it perfectly. i laughed out loud.
@AlcerusOfficial
@AlcerusOfficial 3 года назад
I thought the punchline was gonna be "I'm on my way to buy a doghouse" or "After standing around the bus stop for a while, I realized....I don't own a doghouse"
@jarrodrees7272
@jarrodrees7272 3 года назад
I doubt it lmao
@capncake8837
@capncake8837 2 года назад
I didn’t. I thought that he’d unable to give the example due to the smoker not owning a doghouse, then he’d do something with that.
@NorthAvion
@NorthAvion 3 года назад
Norm has the most incredible talent of wasting as much of everyone's time as possible just for one stupid joke
@KS-gn2mv
@KS-gn2mv 3 года назад
Yes, but a stupidly funny joke!
@silversrayleigh1399
@silversrayleigh1399 3 года назад
Well, you had to fucking jinx it.
@JLove808
@JLove808 3 года назад
^ Norm would have loved this reply
@NorthAvion
@NorthAvion 3 года назад
@@silversrayleigh1399 20 hours ago I was binging some of his best bits, and today I'm back again for a completely different reason. Utterly blown away by the news.
@funwillfunwill
@funwillfunwill 3 года назад
:/
@ebenolivier7085
@ebenolivier7085 3 года назад
I told this joke to my dad once and he laughed hysterically and continued to laugh randomly throughout the day every time he thought about. He loved the joke so much that I had to tell it to any guests that came over and he so happened to remember about it
@gnack420
@gnack420 3 года назад
Pretty cool that his comedy has created this great memory of time with your dad, that's awesome!
@AbadyonYT
@AbadyonYT 3 года назад
You must have a talent at delivering then 👍🏼
@sergiodeus3865
@sergiodeus3865 3 года назад
Oh wow, you must a be a great story teller if you made this joke to be funny tbh
@nathanwilliams4005
@nathanwilliams4005 3 года назад
@@sergiodeus3865 Absolutely. I think 99.9% of us would totally bomb attempting to tell this joke.
@tashawn2222
@tashawn2222 3 года назад
Your Dad must own a dog house.
@TheProfessorOfLogic
@TheProfessorOfLogic 4 года назад
I'm still waiting on that chicken..
@stephenkenworthy9637
@stephenkenworthy9637 4 года назад
XD
@solidkingcobra
@solidkingcobra 4 года назад
If you made an account just for this joke... I truly commend you, Professor.
@barfeyman3622
@barfeyman3622 4 года назад
Come by any day
@TheProfessorOfLogic
@TheProfessorOfLogic 4 года назад
@@barfeyman3622 No thanks Barfeyman, I don't trust your carving.. I know where that knife has been.
@sukalpashrestha61
@sukalpashrestha61 4 года назад
professor do you own a dog house?
@pderedactyl
@pderedactyl 3 года назад
"[Logic] is hard to explain, let me just give you an example." - Professor of logic -- hidden joke
@damianescobedo4143
@damianescobedo4143 3 года назад
I don't get it
@rafeu2288
@rafeu2288 3 года назад
Is that a "Those who don't do teach" kind of joke or a Feynman's "Those who really know something can teach it simply"? :)
@EconAtheist
@EconAtheist 3 года назад
Down at the university of science.
@pandoorloki1232
@pandoorloki1232 3 года назад
Anecdotal fallacy.
@funyun45
@funyun45 Месяц назад
Not an anecdotal fallacy, or any other type of fallacy. No argument is being made. I would assume the "hidden joke" is that you would think a professor of logic would be able to define logic.
@qweqweqweqwe40
@qweqweqweqwe40 7 лет назад
i love how he completely half asses transitions to jokes because he knows its total bullshit. he just wants to tell jokes
@grant5603
@grant5603 6 лет назад
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing no that’s part of his schtick - it’s intentional
@brogcooper25
@brogcooper25 4 года назад
A lot of work goes into making it look like he's half assing it.
@Janinho897
@Janinho897 4 года назад
Yeah but.... Isn't that part of the joke?
@Janinho897
@Janinho897 4 года назад
@@brogcooper25 No, it doesn't.
@adanxd777andax7
@adanxd777andax7 3 года назад
You know
@FuttBuckerson87
@FuttBuckerson87 3 года назад
Norm said "you know" more than owen wilson says"wow"
@seraph...4473
@seraph...4473 3 года назад
He once made a rare out of character comment about saying "you know" and "uh" he said it made him seem stupider subtly so he could deliver the punchline better
@LeslieJayBoschPhoto
@LeslieJayBoschPhoto 3 года назад
Owen Wilson says "says wow" a lot? That's weird.
@zalyster
@zalyster 3 года назад
Wow, you know, I hadn't realized that.
@ThPaScCo
@ThPaScCo 3 года назад
@@zalyster Can’t believe it took 3 days
@chodechotchney5331
@chodechotchney5331 3 года назад
@@LeslieJayBoschPhoto you must be one of those gays
@brucemoyers1006
@brucemoyers1006 7 лет назад
Punchline coming from 5 miles out and it's still gold. Why? It's Norm.
@arpansamuel6745
@arpansamuel6745 5 лет назад
Why are there no ads on it
@zeus1117
@zeus1117 5 лет назад
He is actually really boring
@richardkaylor9679
@richardkaylor9679 5 лет назад
So right... I started laughing with tears streaming down my face when he said told the guy at the bus stop he met his neighbor today. My God, what a genius!
@arpansamuel6745
@arpansamuel6745 5 лет назад
@@richardkaylor9679 is that sarcasm?
@richardkaylor9679
@richardkaylor9679 5 лет назад
@@arpansamuel6745 it's not often I get asked that question
@ertert4tetert
@ertert4tetert 2 года назад
Not often he tells a joke where you see the punchline coming for miles. He still manages to make it funny.
@GabrielCsaba
@GabrielCsaba 3 года назад
It's high time the University of Science gave Norm his honorary degree already.
@jeffkg1
@jeffkg1 3 года назад
Ok that is funny😂
@dougfishback3116
@dougfishback3116 3 года назад
I love the way Norm breaks for a second when he refers to the University of Science for the second time. He was always right there with his hand on the wheel, even when he seemed three miles off course
@vasyan123
@vasyan123 3 года назад
Any University of Science alumni here? Go Beakers!
@jwfmsu1990
@jwfmsu1990 Год назад
​@@vasyan123 Class of '90
@newyorkslim2001
@newyorkslim2001 Год назад
There is a great University of the Sciences in Philly... devoted primarily to health sciences and trains doctors, researchers, nurses, organic chemist-types, etc. Part of it is the nation's oldest College of Pharmacy founded in the 1820s,
@ronrolph
@ronrolph 3 года назад
This might sound weird, but the way I describe Norm McDonald is that he's funnier than his jokes.
@DemonVido
@DemonVido 3 года назад
The best description of Norm I've ever heard is Every other comedian talks about funny things and Norm talks about things in a funny way
@enzldavaractl8345
@enzldavaractl8345 3 года назад
holy shit how i this so accurate
@oliviarose3513
@oliviarose3513 3 года назад
Is this his joke though? It's exactly the same as the whippersnipper joke from buddy washisname and the other fellers
@xwhite2020
@xwhite2020 3 года назад
All of the great comedians are like that.
@taputechnic
@taputechnic 3 года назад
Not weird at all. I hear Norm's voice, and I'm already primed to start giggling.
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
@jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 7 лет назад
"Logic? What the hell is that? I never heard tell o' that."
@arblahblah
@arblahblah 7 лет назад
Norm comes from 1920
@pwnageprata
@pwnageprata 6 лет назад
Nah he’s just Canadian
@Gyrbae
@Gyrbae 6 лет назад
Ludwig Wittgenstein It was more of an comment.
@captainmarvel4015
@captainmarvel4015 6 лет назад
We know you are one of them gays using 'logic'
@GODHATESADOPTION
@GODHATESADOPTION 5 лет назад
@Carl Cruton wittgenstein was richer than rothschilds n donated it all
@skyy256
@skyy256 3 года назад
Really sucks that he’s gone ....one of a kind comedian!!...gonna miss his stuff ...
@Iurkerlight
@Iurkerlight 3 года назад
@FISHY LAMAR it’s been over 5 hours I don’t think he can
@Rex-gu1bu
@Rex-gu1bu 3 года назад
Don't get injected, you won't die
@moky2812
@moky2812 3 года назад
He took out the cancer with him, so it was more like a draw…
@angina50
@angina50 3 года назад
@@Rex-gu1bu He died from cancer, he has been battling it for years, stop peddling your beliefs of what people should do in terms of getting a vaccine, it is their choice.
@TheUnderscore_
@TheUnderscore_ 3 года назад
@@Rex-gu1bu Are you... being serious?
@afinelookinggentleman2631
@afinelookinggentleman2631 6 лет назад
Norms jokes are a bit like going on a trip. It's just as much about the journey as it is the destination. He's a class act.
@josephpagan6820
@josephpagan6820 6 лет назад
A fine looking gentleman the destination isn’t worth the journey to me. Need a stronger punchline for a 5 minute wait.
@starslikelittlefish6669
@starslikelittlefish6669 6 лет назад
the anticlimax is kind of part of it though it either gets you or it doesnt
@mc76
@mc76 5 лет назад
Exactly. The moth joke is a prime example.
@jack-uv6mt
@jack-uv6mt 5 лет назад
all of you shut the fuck up
@TheMarkgob
@TheMarkgob 5 лет назад
Joe P is appreciate
@MrDrBoi
@MrDrBoi 3 года назад
Norm's punchline set-up is funnier than most comedian's punchlines. What a legend. RIP
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 3 года назад
I think that's the point. The punchline is like an anti-punchline.
@thedog5k
@thedog5k 2 года назад
@@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 Idk, that didn't seem like much of an anti punchline.
@guccimane8398
@guccimane8398 2 года назад
Well Norm was a comedian lol your sentence implied that he wasn't a comic but rather a writer. His muttering or words and structure was purely for the punchline. No where near a "anti punchline" like how Mrs.Dumbshit up there assumed
@spedmonie416
@spedmonie416 2 года назад
Would have been funnier if the story was shorter by the end of it all I was very underwhelmed
@guccimane8398
@guccimane8398 2 года назад
@@spedmonie416 everyone seems to disagree with you.
@davet1081AA
@davet1081AA 3 года назад
Nothing against his punchlines, but with Norm, getting there was half the fun. RIP
@hapilydamaged
@hapilydamaged 3 года назад
half?! More like ALL the fun! You know it's coming and there are smaller punchlines along the way!
@TheHumanSpirit
@TheHumanSpirit 3 года назад
Agreed. When it comes to Norm MacDonald, the journey is the destination.
@Gabriel.1985.
@Gabriel.1985. 3 года назад
Very much so @Dave T
@tek6423
@tek6423 3 года назад
Far more than half
@trespasser121
@trespasser121 3 года назад
I know all of his jokes and I still come back just to hear him telling them.
@crobj10
@crobj10 2 года назад
“Come by and have a chicken with me” was the funniest part of the whole thing 🤣🤣🤣
@HarryVerolme
@HarryVerolme Месяц назад
Andy's reaction to that is hilarious.
@trjslek999
@trjslek999 7 лет назад
"I said, come on, come by one day and have a chicken with me."
@langdonalger9219
@langdonalger9219 7 лет назад
Ron Andy certainly liked that line
@t4si0r
@t4si0r 7 лет назад
who's ron andy
@kierannaul9576
@kierannaul9576 5 лет назад
I believe he is addressing Ron who wrote the comment and saying that Andy enjoyed that line
@dxk2007
@dxk2007 5 лет назад
@@t4si0r I love Ron Andy. My favorite comedian.
@MichaelMagill1990
@MichaelMagill1990 5 лет назад
@@t4si0r lmfao
@davidjd123
@davidjd123 6 лет назад
He turns dad jokes into room levelers
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 4 года назад
@burteriksson Dad joke = a joke viewed as lame. They usually contain cheap puns or tired cliches, and mostly contain clean language. Room leveler = A joke which results in an explosion of laughter from the audience.
@ankstuhful
@ankstuhful 4 года назад
@burteriksson dads predominantly make cheesy jokes to their kids to annoy them, hence being called dad jokes. Dont be so politically correct, that's fascism.
@samborlon
@samborlon 4 года назад
@burteriksson Go fuck yourself with the political correctness bullshit.
@andrewfrey5562
@andrewfrey5562 4 года назад
@@ankstuhful as a dad, I genuinely find the jokes funny
@louispconstant6624
@louispconstant6624 3 года назад
@burteriksson ah shoot, not one of you gays raving on again
@herculesbrofister265
@herculesbrofister265 6 лет назад
"that theory really worked, huh?" the cig part served absolutely no point or purpose, but of course made the story better. Good ol' norm.
@MRegah
@MRegah 5 лет назад
Hercules Brofister i think it did! Cause it was an instance of where intended logic fails („always when I light a cigarette the bus comes“ - bus doesn’t come) kind of anticipating the next/main false logic story.
@mongoose9390
@mongoose9390 5 лет назад
Malte Regah yeah also it serves as a distraction from his first neighbor story so his punchline hits better
@stranraerwal
@stranraerwal 4 года назад
@@MRegah : right, norm prepares with the cig-illogic the punchline-illogic. From what I know, Norm built his shaggy jokes very meticulously...not a word superfluous
@anguishingquark
@anguishingquark 4 года назад
Malte Regah The point is that it was unnecessary but so funny. Proves the genius of Norm
@jimfullam5807
@jimfullam5807 4 года назад
the cigarette or Fag (UK) story gives Norm a way into a conversation with a stranger.
@WreckItRolfe
@WreckItRolfe 10 месяцев назад
Norm wasn't just heterosexual, but deeply closeted.
@masterjalhays
@masterjalhays 18 дней назад
I ended up here after watching that Larry King clip. lol
@relaxedphylax
@relaxedphylax 3 года назад
I love how the audience caught on how the joke will end but it don't matter cause of how Norm delivers it
@BurnBabylon_Selecta
@BurnBabylon_Selecta 3 года назад
The audience probably did laugh but on tv laugh sounds are added by post production
@mikezak8812
@mikezak8812 3 года назад
So right on... I knew exactly where he was going, but there was STILL that 1/2 second pause before I laughed
@Jiggerjaw
@Jiggerjaw 3 года назад
That is an absolute hallmark of Norm.
@poleag
@poleag 3 года назад
There's also a surprise punchline that comes after the end of this clip. Something like: "And get this: then the guy asks me to have a chicken with him at his house."
@TheRafaelBond
@TheRafaelBond Год назад
they didnt catch on to that, are you slow?
@knuckleheadX98
@knuckleheadX98 3 года назад
Kept the jokes going even while he suffered in private. So long, Norm.
@hospice8896
@hospice8896 3 года назад
The joke is number 1. He's a different breed. I appreciate the laughs Norm
@emanuelmota7217
@emanuelmota7217 3 года назад
Norm looks about 35 hear. Pretty sure he wasn't diagnosed with cancer till he was about 50.
@josh18230
@josh18230 3 года назад
This was before he was diagnosed with cancer.
@jonathanrandom7837
@jonathanrandom7837 3 года назад
@@emanuelmota7217 we realise that this was before his cancer (im not fully retarded), that does not make the statment any less true, maybe not true for this particular talk, or act or whatever, but he was still suffering for years and kept the jokes rolling.
@emanuelmota7217
@emanuelmota7217 3 года назад
@@jonathanrandom7837 Who's "we"? Are you speaking for knucklehead? Because his original comment clearly indicates that he thinks Norm had cancer while doing this performance on Conan. Your point is irrelevant.
@parzooman
@parzooman 3 года назад
The great thing about Norm's jokes is that he has a punchline and then finds a way to build a whole convoluted story to get you to that place.
@pandoorloki1232
@pandoorloki1232 3 года назад
"How can I make a shaggy joke out of a fallacy of denial of the antecedent?"
@listek981
@listek981 2 года назад
That's how everyone writes jokes.
@shaolinsoccerisashittymovi7232
@shaolinsoccerisashittymovi7232 2 года назад
@@listek981 Norm does it best imo
@philiplee1769
@philiplee1769 Год назад
Just a question though. Do you own a dog house?
@retrodefective
@retrodefective 9 месяцев назад
and sometimes he drops the punchline entirely
@dualityofman1253
@dualityofman1253 Год назад
This was the first Norm joke I ever heard and I was instantly hooked. I had never heard anyone talk this way or tell a story in such a funny & quirky manner. He brought so much joy to people's lives. RIP 🙏
@DolanDarker
@DolanDarker 3 года назад
Well at least he's not a hypocrite
@Fralsii
@Fralsii 3 года назад
That is true, mr. Darker
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 3 года назад
What do you mean? Why?
@user-yq4tv2gi9e
@user-yq4tv2gi9e 3 года назад
@@Fralsii He's referring to a joke about Bill Cosby. ;)
@SweetComputing
@SweetComputing 3 года назад
No sir, he is a deeply closeted gay man
@valinorean4816
@valinorean4816 3 года назад
@@SweetComputing who?
@MrDaHammers
@MrDaHammers 3 года назад
Absolute magic and a huge loss to the world of comedy. Rest in peace Norm.
@illkissyourightnow
@illkissyourightnow 3 года назад
huge loss to the world*
@17Scumdog
@17Scumdog 3 года назад
Wait. What? Norm died?!
@theakh4238
@theakh4238 3 года назад
@@17Scumdog Cancer. Was diagnosed 9-10 years ago. Kept it totally secrete. Look at his jokes in that time frame. He was telling people all the time.
@janoszakar8740
@janoszakar8740 3 года назад
Sad...really sad...
@dusbus2384
@dusbus2384 3 года назад
You knew him personally?
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts
@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 7 лет назад
So I says to the guy, I says, I says, I says.
@jetnut89
@jetnut89 7 лет назад
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that. God bless em both.
@egeerdem8272
@egeerdem8272 6 лет назад
i bet you would do better
@kindle9597
@kindle9597 6 лет назад
Ya know ya know ya know ya know
@barberman1087
@barberman1087 5 лет назад
Then homeland security comes
@captain_inglorious
@captain_inglorious 3 года назад
A lot of people back East talk like that
@tostare
@tostare 2 года назад
Norm smiling to himself as he tells the joke just makes you love him so much.
@basehead617
@basehead617 7 лет назад
I love how Norm has some old timey speech patterns, like "I never heard tell of that"
@-dash
@-dash 7 лет назад
so i says to him i says
@2bLackCats1989
@2bLackCats1989 5 лет назад
i think its because he is an avid reader and he is wicked smart... he throws in so much comedy through his stories that its hard to keep up... just watch his 12 minute joke.
@SpivWiggins
@SpivWiggins 5 лет назад
You never heard tell of a boot?
@SalvableRuin
@SalvableRuin 5 лет назад
SW627 I’m Canadian. It’s not a Canadian thing, at least not where I’m from haha
@Mantorok
@Mantorok 4 года назад
@SW627 His dad was 55 years older than him, so he was basically raised by the generation before the one others his age were.
@FranchiseCityOnline
@FranchiseCityOnline 3 года назад
Norm could read a cornbread recipe and it would be hilarious.
@magnificentbuzz
@magnificentbuzz 3 года назад
'Interesting story, I got this recipe for uh- for uh- cornbread, you know, uh, you know cornbread?'
@thefirehawk1495
@thefirehawk1495 3 года назад
How is that difficult? Most cornbread recipes I've ever read are hillarious.
@BigJ76937
@BigJ76937 3 года назад
💯💯
@fuzzywzhe
@fuzzywzhe 3 года назад
I always thought he was over-rated. He ALWAYS did these meandering lame jokes which I could see the punchline from a mile away. I don't know why he was so celebrated but whatever. Different tastes.
@Schticky
@Schticky 3 года назад
@@magnificentbuzz the uh’s come off as him thinking but I’m almost 100% it’s really just a set up every single time
@jacobmiller1026
@jacobmiller1026 3 года назад
The most underrated part of this joke is how nobody in Norm's joke universe has ever heard the word "logic" before
@emanuelmota7217
@emanuelmota7217 3 года назад
They never heard tell of it.
@michaellengyel
@michaellengyel 3 года назад
@@emanuelmota7217 lol!
@CesarDaSalad
@CesarDaSalad 3 года назад
Logic? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
@BixbyConsequence
@BixbyConsequence 3 года назад
Not everyone has attended the University of Science.
@redacted2275
@redacted2275 3 года назад
So explain to the folks at Norm's joke what logic is...
@saturnoenllamas
@saturnoenllamas 2 года назад
Norm was one of those gold rare comedians in which the actual joke telling is as funny (if not even more) than the punchline
@ekathe85
@ekathe85 3 года назад
-You have a doghouse -Yes -So you have a family -Yeah, I keep them in the doghouse, how did you know
@claida339
@claida339 3 года назад
That made me laugh way more than the joke
@jeremyc9593
@jeremyc9593 3 года назад
@@claida339 No it didn't
@Holdit66
@Holdit66 3 года назад
"Just a guess, Mr Fritzl..."
@BhushanPokharel
@BhushanPokharel 3 года назад
The way Andy laughs when Norm says the dialogue 'Come by and have some chicken with me sometimes' always brings me back to this video. A true entertainer till the end.
@Farley80
@Farley80 3 года назад
Yes! Andy's laugh was so real! That's what Norm did this for...he loved making people laugh. There's such a joy in being able to do that.
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 3 года назад
"Come have a chicken" The way he said it made Andy crack up completely.
@KaeYoss
@KaeYoss 2 года назад
I think that's not actually Andy, but Emmet.
@flyingfrogofdeath9616
@flyingfrogofdeath9616 2 года назад
You do realise it's a racist joke right
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 2 года назад
@@flyingfrogofdeath9616 Not really. Only if you want it to be
@jecovi719
@jecovi719 Год назад
The Greatest Of All Time! It was never about the punchline of the joke, it was always about the journey.
@doncummings8758
@doncummings8758 4 месяца назад
You nailed it!
@BluntforceJ
@BluntforceJ 3 года назад
Really sad Norm is gone. He was one of the best ever. RIP
@davegaskell7680
@davegaskell7680 3 года назад
The genius here is that he actually bothers to complete the badly told joke right to the end despite the punchline being obvious minutes earlier and without improving his telling of the joke at any point throughout. Genius.
@alexanderbean7737
@alexanderbean7737 3 года назад
My theory about Norm is that he’s such a master of comedy that he tries to see if he can make people laugh with corny jokes just to keep himself sharp
@philosopher2king
@philosopher2king 3 года назад
I saw this when it aired and have been looking for it. "University of Science" still gets me!
@nothingnoone8752
@nothingnoone8752 3 года назад
Ah yes, the prestigious "University of Science"
@hospice8896
@hospice8896 3 года назад
Fuck yes. The very nature of comedy. Obscured reality
@noises4978
@noises4978 4 месяца назад
@@hospice8896 hmmm yes *strokes smart person moustache*
@hospice8896
@hospice8896 4 месяца назад
@@noises4978 let's do it in unison
@akhilpandey6874
@akhilpandey6874 3 года назад
This and the moth joke have two of the greatest punchlines for a deadpan joke. Rip Norm
@IncredibleDisplay
@IncredibleDisplay 3 года назад
Oh I don’t know… I think I serve a youthful porpoise
@zoulzopan
@zoulzopan 3 года назад
@@IncredibleDisplay you guys haven't heard of dirty Johnny??
@hospice8896
@hospice8896 3 года назад
@@zoulzopan don't ruin the punch . It's still lingering for some. Genius
@kenperlman2204
@kenperlman2204 3 года назад
The moth is absolutely classic.
@fivoskaralis6275
@fivoskaralis6275 3 года назад
@@zoulzopan and what about that New York taxi driver's riddle
@razzle_dazzle
@razzle_dazzle 2 года назад
I'm a "professor of logic" (although that's not my actual title - I teach an intro to logic course to philosophy undergrads) and I show this video to my class to illustrate the fallacy of *_denying the antecedent_* (that's the "mistake" Norm makes at the end of the clip). He manages to make it funnier than any other example I've found. For those interested, the fallacy of denying the antecedent takes the form: If P, then Q. (In this case: if doghouse, then heterosexual) Therefore, if not P, then not Q. (If no doghouse, then not heterosexual)
@livinglogically8180
@livinglogically8180 2 года назад
cool :)
@ssamiuddin1
@ssamiuddin1 2 года назад
thanks for this :)
@Iamfafafel
@Iamfafafel 2 года назад
yeah, this second layer to this joke is really wonderful, especially since he's playing an ignorant guy in this bit. according to wikipedia, he dropped out of university, but he enrolled in mathematics while he was there. so i'm sure this joke was very intentionally crafted
@adityanbharadwaj3247
@adityanbharadwaj3247 2 года назад
The inference would be correct if it was: If and only if P, then Q
@johnraponkus2746
@johnraponkus2746 2 года назад
Plato, not Testicles ( tes-tuh-cleeze ) disproved the full gonad theorem.
@paulthompson2374
@paulthompson2374 3 года назад
3:57 - he's so proud of that joke, rightly so, RIP Norm.
@Chris-0703
@Chris-0703 3 года назад
I was just watching this when I learned of his passing. RIP Norm.
@ninetales1234
@ninetales1234 3 года назад
Me, too. Count Dankula brought me here.
@theflash9735
@theflash9735 3 года назад
Same. R.I.P Norm MacDonald.
@TheSnoozeFox
@TheSnoozeFox 3 года назад
RIP Norm, he’s cracking jokes with Patrice and Super Dave now.
@Eltalstro
@Eltalstro 3 года назад
Super Dave is dead??? Damn, this day keeps getting worse.
@noa2613
@noa2613 3 года назад
And cracking beers with Mitch... or so the germans would have us believe.
@sturgeon2888
@sturgeon2888 3 года назад
And Sean Lock, I hope. Because in heaven American and Brit comics actually get each others' jokes.
@K-holeKarl
@K-holeKarl 3 года назад
Definitely chillin with Farley
@SWWonders
@SWWonders 3 года назад
Unfortunately we can’t lose anymore comedians like Patrice and Norm that aren’t afraid to speak their mind…they’re a dying breed and we need them more now than ever…I would absolutely love to hear Patrice’s take on certain things these days
@budguesor9222
@budguesor9222 2 года назад
This joke would land flat for most of the people when they try to crack it, but with him it's the entire act, the narration that makes it become alive and we actually imagine standing on the bus stop and this happening that gets us laughing. Makes us realize talent isn't just in writing the jokes, it lies more in delivering them.
@WastingTime1878
@WastingTime1878 Год назад
I LOVE that little part about the man he meets at the bus stop. Love how he brings us into this cutaway where we can see a bunch of people waiting for the bus and one eccentric guy who says he has a trick or two. What a LEGEND.
@alpha0xide9
@alpha0xide9 Год назад
The more you explain, the funnier it gets
@charlierocks2156
@charlierocks2156 3 года назад
Fuck. Really hoped he’d come back at some point. This is so devastating
@dolotsofacid
@dolotsofacid 6 лет назад
norm is a master. i like how even though the crowd is already laughing because they know where the joke is headed, he still gets ya with the delivery.
@MrMeanor
@MrMeanor 7 лет назад
If i had a shot of vodka for every time norm said ''ya know''? I'd be dead
@zargmatt
@zargmatt 7 лет назад
Mr.Meanor you would be drunk, sir, not dead, though i can see how that would confuse a light weight
@supyoist
@supyoist 7 лет назад
zargmatt Mm, yeah, on my count there were only 14. I think it seemed like there'd be way more bc he loaded up 11 of those RIGHT at the start, and if you kept going at that rate, you'd either be dead or COVERED in vomit
@roryoc18
@roryoc18 5 лет назад
@@zargmatt you must be very cool
@mario6sic6
@mario6sic6 5 лет назад
How do, ya know?
@MrJimmyTide
@MrJimmyTide 5 лет назад
I had a professor (at the University of Science) that was like this with the word, "basically". Granted he was from Russia and English wasn't his first language, but people already came up with a drinking game for it and said you'd probably die after a full lecture.
@sammomin8115
@sammomin8115 3 года назад
The punchline is one thing; getting there is another class of comedy. So long, friend. I cried when I knew of your passing away two weeks ago.
@muggedinmadrid
@muggedinmadrid 7 лет назад
i adore norm. the man is witty and smart. i love his rambling yarns.
@sisbrawny
@sisbrawny 7 лет назад
Conan is so talented he pulled off a full blown laugh without opening his mouth.
@undericesinger
@undericesinger 6 лет назад
sisbrawny It was Andy Richter. Also, nice joke... sorry I ruined it, but I was already typing. Lol
@sisbrawny
@sisbrawny 6 лет назад
It's ok. If you trace your mouse over the progress bar, you can watch Norm get whiplash.
@JamoonXerxesSauber
@JamoonXerxesSauber 5 лет назад
My god its the small things with norm. Not "some chicken" "A chicken". Shouldn't be funny but in his hands it is
@mrkeogh
@mrkeogh 17 дней назад
Hahaha, you're so right 😂
@zee339
@zee339 6 лет назад
now I have to buy a doghouse to reassure myself of my heterostatus
@marccolten9801
@marccolten9801 6 лет назад
zee339 Just remember, that doesn't work if you keep a naked teenage boy chained up in there.
@spitty3456
@spitty3456 5 лет назад
@@marccolten9801 bahahahahaha
@sandpaper631
@sandpaper631 4 года назад
I bought myself a trash can to remind myself that I am a trash can
@SK-pj8mg
@SK-pj8mg 4 года назад
Marc Colten lol
@nlatimer
@nlatimer 4 года назад
Seems logical
@bdalbor
@bdalbor 3 года назад
I still can't get over that this comedy legend passed away so soon and so unexpectedly. One of the greatest comedians of all time. May Norm Rest in Peace.
@primitiveanxiety7135
@primitiveanxiety7135 Год назад
I didn't even know he was sick
@davemitchell116
@davemitchell116 3 года назад
I knew the punchline that was coming but I still was ROTFL. RIP Yaphit.
@JeansWebbTv
@JeansWebbTv 3 года назад
Yes, part if Norm's style was that the punchline sometimes was obvious to everyone with half a minute left of the joke - but him still pushing on as if it wasn't.
@carlphipps5169
@carlphipps5169 3 года назад
Ht No problem
@carlphipps5169
@carlphipps5169 3 года назад
@@JeansWebbTv khggfdc
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy 3 года назад
Conan is like a butterfly that never emerged from its chrysalis
@ballisticcranberrypeat7777
@ballisticcranberrypeat7777 3 года назад
Because he’s all dried up and brown and hanging from a leaf or something? I don’t get it
@dbsti3006
@dbsti3006 3 года назад
No, Conan is a full fledged butterfly, but he was smart enough to take his gig to streaming now. Colbert, Kimmel, and Fallon are dropping in the networks with their high octane DNC political commentary. Conan is fine.
@RobWstringofnumbersnletters
@RobWstringofnumbersnletters 7 лет назад
This one needs to be memorised if you're a philosophy postgrad with teaching duties...
@mytitaniumalloy
@mytitaniumalloy 7 лет назад
Robert Wilson except that the inference in the joke is invalid
@RobWstringofnumbersnletters
@RobWstringofnumbersnletters 7 лет назад
I meant it as a way of entertaining students in an introduction to logic class to highlight deductive and inductive logic and to highlight faulty forms of reasoning. You'll also notice that many jokes actually rely on invalid inferences, if you really want to be a smartarse. It's also odd that you've guessed from my sentence that my intention is to use the joke as an example of pristine reasoning, when it's the point of the joke that it isn't. I really can't stand smart arses over the internet. What, really, is the point of your response? Make yourself feel smart by assuming my motive?
@mytitaniumalloy
@mytitaniumalloy 7 лет назад
I was only being cheeky. You're intelligence was never being questioned
@RobWstringofnumbersnletters
@RobWstringofnumbersnletters 7 лет назад
Oh, okay. Fair enough. Sorry, I'm a hot head and missed the humour. Ironic really.
@scottwillie6389
@scottwillie6389 7 лет назад
The joke is a bit dated too. The part about the dog and the family made perfect sense at the time, but Hollywood has done such a great job convincing White People not to have children and to replace them with dogs in the years since that you cities like Portland that have more dogs than kids.
@ralusek
@ralusek 3 года назад
RIP you absolute legend. He's formulating syllogisms in heaven, now.
@navtektv
@navtektv 4 года назад
Whose here from JRE? Listened to Burnt Chrysler recite this joke and had to listen the OG.
@maciek9947
@maciek9947 4 года назад
Yep ;) I've put the JRE on pause and came here because haven't heard this joke in fe months :) Next stop is the dirty uncle Johnny joke lol
@jackorban167
@jackorban167 4 года назад
@@maciek9947 heard it before and still had to watch it again
@mr.meister7335
@mr.meister7335 4 года назад
Yep
@robert4you
@robert4you 4 года назад
I am.
@Mullerfruit
@Mullerfruit 4 года назад
Me too but I just realised from googling professor of logic norm MacDonald ripped this joke off of Another comedian.. find it.. it's a goldfish instead of a dog 8 years ago.. to be honest I found Bert's version the funniest
@BoloBouncer
@BoloBouncer 2 года назад
The genius is that the audience logically deduces the outcome of the joke through a logical presentation of an illogical deduction.
@isaacbernath
@isaacbernath 5 лет назад
Back in the day when you can strike up a conversation with another guy at the bus stop
@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur 5 лет назад
@ Isaac Bernath you still can, you just need to be broke enough to ride the bus, yet happy enough inside to have some social skills.
@jerres9585
@jerres9585 4 года назад
@@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur *to bother having some social skills when you're that broke 😂
@trevorperkins4585
@trevorperkins4585 4 года назад
Can't anymore that's for sure
@rexseven6907
@rexseven6907 3 года назад
Also back in the day when you could strike up a cigarette without brown shirts beating you with batons as they tax you to death.
@isaacbernath
@isaacbernath 3 года назад
@@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur funny thing. I'm not broke enough to need it but still enjoy it.. Mostly when I travel. and luckily I have the social skills to do it.. But living in NYC gives you a whole different experience 🙊😂
@mikhail35
@mikhail35 3 года назад
RIP Norm, will miss these unique and precious deliveries
@23v0lv32
@23v0lv32 3 года назад
Andy’s reaction to the chicken joke was his purest reaction throughout the entire run of late nite, the tonight show, Conan. Ahaha
@Ru7hle5S
@Ru7hle5S 3 года назад
An incredible talent lost too young. RIP Norm. Thank you for giving the world your presence
@ryanhayes5475
@ryanhayes5475 3 года назад
Norm's logical fallacy (known in the classroom): "denying the antecedent". Outside the classroom, hilarious.
@닐리아담
@닐리아담 3 года назад
it works because he pretends to be stupid.
@Doooooooooooood
@Doooooooooooood 3 года назад
This is just genius, absolute genius. All of it, even the supposed throwaway chicken comment had a punchline. It's so good.
@noahepker8212
@noahepker8212 3 года назад
what’s the chicken punchline
@tim.noonan
@tim.noonan 3 года назад
@@noahepker8212 chicken is sometimes used as a euphemism for women
@benluu5756
@benluu5756 3 года назад
@@noahepker8212 Thought it was a intended as a euphemism for "cock". Little jab at the having a family thing and something to laugh back at after the punchline. Other guy might be right tho
@curtissgonzales3868
@curtissgonzales3868 3 года назад
@@benluu5756 a at A
@flyingfrogofdeath9616
@flyingfrogofdeath9616 2 года назад
I'm pretty sure it's a racist joke - the way he first said neighbors and continued to say it. The looks him and Conan have on their faces saying it , then the chicken line...
@TheBoredGamer01
@TheBoredGamer01 3 года назад
RIP Norm, truly one of the greatest comics of our time.
@SatyamKumar-zy9oq
@SatyamKumar-zy9oq 3 года назад
I 'discovered' him like last year and he immediately became my all-time favourite. I was so eagerly waiting for the new season of Norm Macdonald Live. RIP 💔
@-The-Darkside
@-The-Darkside 3 года назад
I had a similar thing with George Carlin, I found his stuff, watched it all, by the time I was all in on Carlin he died. Fucking sucks.
@NPRMc
@NPRMc 7 лет назад
you can see it coming and then when it arrives you just bask in its glory.
@jameswatson2894
@jameswatson2894 6 лет назад
Missing one of the best parts. “And then he invites me over to have a chicken with him”
@carlgibans9982
@carlgibans9982 3 года назад
I like how Conan truly enjoys the magic that Norm is. RIP.
@jaycheef
@jaycheef 3 года назад
Still watching and forgetting about all that’s going on in my crazy life. You’re one of the only people that can do that for me. Thanks for everything norm. Miss ya
@crispinbraithwaite8094
@crispinbraithwaite8094 3 года назад
Absolute devastated about this news. RIP Norm.
@JTCFC1
@JTCFC1 3 года назад
funniest man to ever live. truely unique in every way. we are lucky to be alive to witness his brilliance. Rest in Peace, Canadian legend.
@omnicrongaming6726
@omnicrongaming6726 2 года назад
So sad that I learned about this man’s incredible ability of delivering lines after his passing, RIP good sir
@DGVlogsHub
@DGVlogsHub 7 лет назад
Norm MacDonald is the King -- the unidisputed King -- of the Bad Joke and the Shaggy Dog Joke. He has a delivery that is unique and undeniable. So shut up
@robertolangada1078
@robertolangada1078 7 лет назад
winlip2 Jim Norton's Chip is a close second.
@drServitis
@drServitis 7 лет назад
THE ONLY PROBLEM WITH NORM MACDONALD IS THAT HE'S CANADIAN.
@Arcessitor
@Arcessitor 7 лет назад
Uhm, yes it is. He's not saying the joke is bad, but that the style of joke is the "bad joke" style. Which it is. It's intentionally corny humor.
@Tousicle
@Tousicle 7 лет назад
I completely understand you! But! Isn't that just the average person?
@gunnargrautnes4451
@gunnargrautnes4451 7 лет назад
Well, if McDonald's goal had been to point out the fallibility of logic (I believe it isn't), then he's doing a rather poor job of it here. Firstly, the professor of logic in MacDonald's story was not inferring the sexual orientation of MacDonald from the fact that MacDonald owns a doghouse. After every question from the professor, MacDonald answered in the affirmative. Thus, the professor received new information after every inferential step in his reasoning. This means the professor was only inferring from the fact that MacDonald owned a doghouse to the fact that he owned a dog, from the fact that he owned a dog to the fact that he has a family, and so on. These are discrete inferential steps, all of which are much more plausible than the ridiculous inference from ownership of a doghouse to sexual orientation. Secondly, these are all cases of inductive inferences, not deductive ones. Here's the difference: In an inductive inference from A to B, that inference is justified by the accumulated experience of cases where A is true tending to be cases where B is true. If your previous experience tells you that people who own doghouses tend to own dogs, that gives you reason to believe of someone you know owns a doghouse that she owns a dog. If it turns out she doesn't, that only means that your previous experience was not a good guide to this particular situation. In fact, it is in the nature of induction that this will sometimes be the case: After all, drawing inductive inferences essentially means estimating something unknown based on what is known. Logic tells us that inductive inferences are fallible, any concrete example of a failed inductive inference merely confirms what logic tells us. Deductive inferences, on the other hand, are the ones found e.g. in the syllogisms MacDonald refers to. Generally, logic concerns itself with deductive inferences, induction and abduction are better left to epistemology and the philosophy of science. Therefore we say of a good case of deductive inference that it is a logically valid inference. For an inference from A to B to be logically valid, it must be the case that A being true and B being false leads to a logical contradiction. It is not a logical contradiction for someone to own a doghouse and not own a dog. (The dog might be dead.) Thus, the argument "A owns a doghouse, therefore A owns a dog" is not logically valid. If MacDonald had presented a logically valid deductive inference from a true premise to a false conclusion, he would have made a devastating argument not just for the fallibility of logic but for logic in its current form being fundamentally misguided. He has not. I think most every logician would agree that logic is fallible, but in a relatively straightforward sense: The study of logic is done by humans. Human beings are, alas, fallible. The great logician Gottlob Frege himself managed to overlook Russell's paradox, a paradox rendering large swathes of his work false. Presumably, logicians will continue to make mistakes in the future, making logic fallible. I suspect you wanted to say that MacDonald has shown logic to be fallible in a much more dramatic sense. I hope I have helped show you this is not the case.
@jasp9661
@jasp9661 3 года назад
Had us laughing before he even finished the joke, a true master of his craft. Rest in Peace Norm 🙏🏼♥️♥️
@jerryeberts
@jerryeberts 3 года назад
He was a raconteur.
@TheTransitmtl
@TheTransitmtl 3 года назад
We know the punch line halfway in the joke but we can't stop listening. It's brilliant. I've watched the moth story every night since I heard about his passing and it cracks me up more and more
@jamesboulger8705
@jamesboulger8705 3 года назад
Hilarious he recalled "syllogism," that is actually related to logic.
@Movie2Documentary
@Movie2Documentary 2 года назад
These jokes are well thought out and rehearsed day in, day out. To every detail , facial expression and so-called 'mistakes'.
@jamesboulger8705
@jamesboulger8705 2 года назад
@@Movie2Documentary No, I understand comics spend hours staring in mirrors getting their gesture perfectly right. It is almost like pantomime.
@HessSR
@HessSR 2 года назад
@@jamesboulger8705 that must really kill the joke then to the comic then i feel like
@maricastefan219
@maricastefan219 2 года назад
@@HessSR No, the payoff to all of the preparation is in the reaction of the listeners
@HessSR
@HessSR 2 года назад
@@maricastefan219 sure, but I feel like maybe you’d get tired of a joke while practicing, maybe even question if it’s actually funny.
@ChauncyCharm
@ChauncyCharm 6 лет назад
He takes a simple joke and stetches the setup, makes tge setup the funniest part, then finishes, eventually with the so so punchline, which somehow then seems hilarious. Bravo.
@cbreezy623
@cbreezy623 4 года назад
Logically, if you’re watching this in December of 2019 then you probably watch JRE
@BryceNov
@BryceNov 4 года назад
Unless you're one of them gays
@eriksloan9803
@eriksloan9803 4 года назад
Nah man we gay
@zeropointnineninenine4951
@zeropointnineninenine4951 4 года назад
I love joe. I mean at least hes not a hypocrite
@bfarzady5212
@bfarzady5212 4 года назад
Legend has it that soon Joe will come up with a funny joke of his own one day.
@texas3284
@texas3284 4 года назад
And if you watch Joe rogan,logically you must be gay
@aok43
@aok43 3 года назад
Oh Norm, you will be missed. Rest easy champ 💔
@Marksman_12
@Marksman_12 8 месяцев назад
May Norm be at peace.
@aminekoob2109
@aminekoob2109 3 года назад
I'm laughing at his jokes again to pay my respect. RIP Norm 💔
@ForeverLaughing221
@ForeverLaughing221 3 года назад
"You probably have a dog" "Yes" "That means you likely you have a family" "Not these days"
@beorlingo
@beorlingo 3 года назад
I'm thinking where the heck he keeps that dog house living in NYC.
@Era5erhead
@Era5erhead 5 лет назад
Where would we be without the University of Science?
@ezequieltrancoso5661
@ezequieltrancoso5661 5 лет назад
Thank God for the University of Science!
@luukeluketer1024
@luukeluketer1024 5 лет назад
@@ezequieltrancoso5661 but we lesser folk thank god for the hatchery...
@Kumarrr9
@Kumarrr9 4 года назад
In the hatchery.
@TimCarter
@TimCarter 3 года назад
Uncle Terry doesn't like the University of Science.
@g_a_v_i_n
@g_a_v_i_n 3 года назад
From now on, if I ever want to make sure someone is straight without having to ask, I’m just going to ask them if they have a dog house
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017
@stopthephilosophicalzombie9017 3 года назад
"Has cats" is often shorthand for feminist/lesbian these days.
@MarshalNey13
@MarshalNey13 3 года назад
He had a way of pulling you in and making all his jokes feel like inside jokes.
@miller1520
@miller1520 3 года назад
The video was cut early. Afterwards Norm added that the guy at the bus then invited him for some chicken. Man, Norm is just brilliant. Pure genius.
@SlamminGraham
@SlamminGraham 3 года назад
So sorry we weren't fast enough to save you, Norm.
@EM10gamer
@EM10gamer 2 года назад
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call: “A leap in logic”
@carrnil
@carrnil 3 года назад
I just listened to his standup piece earlier today for the 100th time to cheer me up, came to this late evening and found out of his passing... No words. RIP Norm MacDonald.
@dennouvelle7524
@dennouvelle7524 3 года назад
Very sad to learn about him after his passing. What a great man. RIP
@Coccolinodc
@Coccolinodc 3 года назад
What a pleasant funny guy, he will be greatly missed 😢
@StAlchemyst
@StAlchemyst 3 года назад
One of the best deadpan comedians of all time. Always bucked the trends and stood up for what he believed in. You will be sorely missed Norm. Enjoy those cigars and big breasted women in paradise my friend.
@ROGER2095
@ROGER2095 5 лет назад
My cousin went to the University of Science - Great football team.
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