Me: hey Mom can I have a sleepover at my friend's house tonight? My mom: what? Me: can I have a sle- My mom: why...? Me: uhh because its fun. My mom: no, stay home and read a book. You can have a sleepover next Monday. Me: okay... -THE NEXT MONDAY- Me: Hey mom? My mom: Elizabeth, don't even ask. Me: But you said- My mom: Elizabeth why are you so vain? My dad: Nobody: Not even my brother: Me: bUt mOm
That’s my mom I tell her can we have a sleep over which my friends and the they say next week and then next week is and I’m like mom you told us we were doing a sleepover and she said next week and next week and next week and a month and she still tell us that
Whenever I decide to be nice like do the dishes my mom says what are you doing and I'm like doing the dishes and she says oh it just walks away I'm like excuse me now do your own dishes lady😂😂
My parents are sometimes mean and sometimes nice like if your parents are too 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 edit: (Thanks for the likes) Edit:(I have never got more than 100)
My parents are mean all the time, and never nice. Srsly they blame me for everything! My sister spilled paint on the floor, and I got blamed! If some one leaves a dish or something on the counter , it’s all of a sudden my fault! If someone breaks something, again it’s my stupid fault. They all ways have stupid reasons to be mad at me, such as we were having ceaser salad, and I got grounded for putting five croutons in it, bc it was “too much” and they always tell me “You should be greatful that we adopted you! You would be dead now if it weren’t for us! Nobody else would want you, they don’t care about you! You parents probably got rid of you because they don’t care about you! Blah blah blah.” I srsly hope someone murders them.
Me: Hey mom, i got an A- in math! my parents: oh. you should have gotten an A+ me: im running away now my parents: just make sure you make it in time for your science test me: dang it
Well i Get A+ every test so i dont have to worry about this But.... Me: caught* Mom: HONNY WE HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!! My face: 😑 Next day when mom was work Me: caught* Uh oh Dad: What? Me: Aren't you going to get me to the hospital? Dad: Of course! Not you perfectly fine your going to be ok My face: 😅
Me: Mom can i buy some slime supplies? Mom: NO! It’s so messy and anyway there is school and your always on your iPad. Me:but... Mom:NO! *goes to dad* Me:Dad? Dad:Yes? Me:Can i buy some slime supplies? Dad: Ask your mom. Me: NOOOOOO!
me : mom can i go to my friends house mom : I don't know go ask you're dad me : ok me : hey dad can i go to my friends house dad : go ask your mom me : 😑
Hah my mom doesn't stop me from doing the dishes she just puts more for me to do 😂👏 Me: Hey Mom I got a 99.9% on my math test !!! My Mom: that's not 100% your grounded Me : Wtf
Litzy Garcia exactly I'm not spanish but my friend is but el cinto means belt and that is scary but I got whooped by a flip flop it only hurted because it was made of like hard plastic
My mum is the uncool one and here she comes storming into my room with a list of chores. With the healthy food as a 'reward'. However my Dad... is the SUPER cool one and has the best food! (im kidding i dont have favourites)
Layla Brown Most days after school my mom would take us to get pizza and ice cream and if she promised something but can’t do it she would get me a choc covered doughy with m and ms
Me: mom i got an A+ on the last test😁 Mom: Ho honey you are so good, what did Jimmy got??? Me: he got B+ Mom: you are the best son ever Me:mom i got the highest grade in the class! Mom:what did you got Me: a B! Mom : you didnt got an A, i am not happy Me: but jimmy got D - Mom:i dont care about Jimmy he isnt my son! 🙄
My parents: Okay, honey I’m gonna take your sister to swimming u stay home and do ur homework, ok? Me: okie! *I do my homework, finish assignments, take a shower,* Me: Oh hi mom! I finished my work! Mum: liar. Me: *surprised pikachu*
If a thief robbed my house my mom will make him tea and some cookies and sit with him and keep telling him how bad I am Thanks guys for 52💓 likes love u all
Actually I think brent has great parent... . allowed to have instagram . allowed snapchat . allowed to have a RU-vid channel My parents: . Not allowed instagram . Not allowed snapchat . Not allowed a RU-vid channel See. You're parents are fine.
I ask my mom my mom says “no” I ask my dad and my dad says “ask ur mom” Edit: ( thank you for 17 likes I appreciate ur kindness) Edit: (thank you for 40 likes) appreciate it
I swear to hod my parents always try to get mad at me no matter what I'm doing, the other day I was cleaning the sofa and my mum screamed at me cuz she said I was using the wrong spray. The. Wrong. Bloody. Spray. At least I actually CLEANING IT!
Lidiya Dragotinova it's soooo annoying, i have got my GCSEs right around the corner and I'm CLEANING for YOU! I SHOULDN'T be doing THIS! I should be REVISING!
