Northernlion receives the most HORRENDOUS backseating of all time 

sometimes you have to send off warning shots just to keep chat habitable man!

Its great comedy. My favorite asmr is also quietly shaming weirdly horny chatters

OH my god is that the real #29/65 Blue Hyena Crash Figurine holding Wumpa fruit? 😮😮😮😮

You should watch avoiding the puddle/Aris then

Sufjan Stevens me dealer

he's built different

I watched the tape to tape VODs but this is still the most British Columbia thing he has ever said

6:35 it's so true

4-finger does make JQKA royal, and TJQK. In fact I got one with 5JKA♤ Q♢ because it had a flush and a high straight, despite not using the same cards for each. He still didn't have one in the video lol

It's called punching down

​@@legion999 it's called don't just say shit and use your fuckin cerebral cortex

@@legion999 Neither individual was punching down in that situation, which is when you harass or make jokes at the expense of a relatively disadvantaged group. Back seating is annoying but not punching down and responding to a heckler isn't either even if that specific heckler happens to belong to a disadvantaged demographic (like non-egg people).

@@legion999found the chatter that left after being wrong

​@@legion999 Ah yes, the ultimate disadvantaged demographic: idiots

google "letting people figure things out for themselves"

It's chat, they want to be involved, shout stuff out. What do you want from them, just sit quiet?

​@@legion999They could be involved in a way that isn't BOTH insulting AND incorrect. There's a start.

​@@legion999yeah just spatter nonsensical, worthless, unasked for bullshit. That will surely go well and make everyone have a good time.

@@legion999 You sitting here trying to defend typing all caps with "FFS" and other things such as that demanding he does things that aren't possible? Are you the guy he bullied out of chat?

The last time I worked out at the library (punchline)

+2

Classic Anuk, who else but him 🤣

I mean yeah, *technically* a royal flush is just a nickname for the highest possible straight flush. It's pedantic for sure though. Also flush house got me fucked up.

A "flush house" can't be gotten in normal poker because it requires multiple copies of the same card. It's made up for this game.

Brother you say it's not on the wiki and then immediately say it's on the wiki From the wiki you referenced: "An ace-high straight flush, such as A♦ K♦ Q♦ J♦ 10♦, is called a royal flush or royal straight flush and is the best possible hand in ace-high games when wild cards are not used" A Royal Flush is an ace-high straight flush, which is why it's in the straight-flush section. lol A flush house isn't a real thing as calmelbourne said.

The Yogscast guarantee

Oooh, did we get more

I have no idea if that’s true, but that sounds plausible. I would love if someone else experienced with Spanish poker would weigh in and say if this could be an honest mistake or if that chatter was goobin hard.

wat?

The only one I’ve ever gotten was because of this Joker, including real life poker

this was the worst of the backseating over 3 hours so in the scheme of things chat wasn't THAT bad

F*ck me, it's from the more recent vod, isn't it? I thought it's from previous one, which I watched fully and so commented. My comment is probably true even for this one, but it still doesn't make my comment fair unless I watched it (which I would do right now).

Okay, he seems to play better in this one, but, oh boy, there were a few hair-tearing moments.