The Chaos Dragoness not sure which is worse, 'sex and the city' or 'the vampire diaries.' she's a chick, so she must like *some* bullshit chick thing, eh? lol.
ryan barker Well, she watches Teen Wolf. I'm a girl as well, and I tolerate it for her. She tolerates some of what I watch/play, so I return the favor for her cuz I love her.
ariel films inc yea but the only time that something went into warp time was the big bang so therefor the traveling faster than the speed of light is impossible
Dennis Williams the way I'm seeing that drive working is a sort of space folding or jump drive (makes wormholes) so they didn't really go through the sun they just went into a temporary wormhole near the surface...also explains how it was adapted into the time machine because in theory wormholes can go in space as well as time
you gotta admit though; Lacey Chabert (the hamster voice girl) grew up to be really, really REALLY fucking hot. plus she was Eliza Thornberry and Meg Griffin in the first season of family guy
the g-wing lol sorry, I haven't played video games since the N64 minus a few select titles for the ps2 (kingdom hearts, shadow of the colossus, san andreas) so I don't know much about that game, but I did hear that it was atrocious haha.
In the movie's defense they said "the world's nations," not "all people." Terrorist organizations don't answer to or represent nations, so that idea is totally possible in a world without international conflict.
In some cultures it might be appropriate to call others by titles instead of their personal names but in English it makes for a helluva awkward and distant conversation. "I love you wife..." ick!
tmantj1004 , He did not kill himself deliberatly, that is a reflex he got from the bugs that are naturally attracted to bright lights, that was not from his own freewill
that actually would be a good idea for a parody of the smith joke in a review. now if only i knew where doug got those gloves. oh, and i'm NOT painting my face white and becoming a sith lord. i'll make the helmet, but only that far. i'll just take a dip in the shower to make my skin white.
So the daughter/scientist had to recalibrate the systems because the guy from Friends is heavier than expected but then they have a stowaway and that isn't what causes the malfunction? Sigh...
"How can they throw so much money at something and have it turn out THIS bad?!" Ohh, critic.... It's weird how innocent you used to be before After Earth and Jupiter Ascending came out.
I know someone who hates critics why? Because they're negative. That's like saying you hate bakers because they make pastries, or saying you hate firefighters because they put out fires!
7:44 "Announce Mission Objectives Repeatedly. Announce Mission Objectives Repeatedly." 8:14 "Continue heavy acting. Continue heavy acting." 18:18 "This scene is too cliché! This scene is too cliché!" That always cracks me up! That always cracks me up!
If there's ANYTHING Hollywood has proven millions of times, it's that a bigger budget doesn't make a movie better. So that's how it could be this bad with so much money behind it, Critic. Money doesn't mean anything in Hollywood, except when a group of executives is discussing how to MAKE money.
well if you stretch the meaning of heart like a piece of super putty then a plant's "heart" could technically be it's roots, sucking in moisture. really streeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch that meaning though.
Good point, but as you've put it- it's really streeeeetching. If you go that far, robot's heart is his power cell, but I don't think our boy-genius was smart enough to make the connection.
The first time I ever saw a DVD (yup, I'm old now), it was Lost in Space. My Mom and I could not get it working at all, so I never associated anything good with this movie. And what a surprise....
Its funny how people trash 90s flicks like this, Armageddon, Independence Day, etc for being "stupid or dumb". Yet Transformers and The Fast and furious sequels still make hundreds of millions for being the same way.
Yeah, even at the time I wondered what the hell he meant by that also... I thought because of the cold emptiness of space, but yeah what the fuck? Lol!
+General Zoland I hate that asshole. So, Episodes, was a bit of a magic surprise. He rules on that show. The same way stupid Phoebe has The Comebacks and is hysterical. do you know if they are gonna have another season of Episodes or not?
Still love how right at the very start of the movie Doug complains about the statement that the nations are no longer at war by claiming that there is no peace since there are terrorists. It's almost like he considers terrorists to be representative of their countries :P You can have world peace but still have terrorists. The definition of world peace is that the nations of the world are at peace. It's like you can have a peaceful country that still has criminals. As much as they were trying to make Matt Le Blanc look like an asshole, it's the chick he flirts with that has a real attitude problem. Sure, he asked her for dinner, on the first meeting and so soon that would be very inconsiderate and forward but then she essentially insults him for being a war hero... Those people that have kept people like her alive long enough to even get this mission to another world set up... oh forget it. I don't even want this movie to try and explain what a "Fusion Pulse" is.... At least try to sound scientific instead of what an 8 year old thinks sounds scientific.
Just because someone fights to keep you alive, does not mean s/he is entitled to sex as a reward. Saving someones life does mean that said saved person owes and, must repay, with that life. People aren't slot machines where if you put in something good, eventually sex will come out. Either you fight for human life and dignity or you can STFU
Matthew Cavalier I think the lack of politeness in her response is equivalent to the rudeness of his approach in the first place. Notice how he never actually exhibited any interest in her work, interests, or character (you know, HER, as a person), but makes crude innuendo to her in front of and to her father "thats a cold fish I'd like to thaw?" within earshot? Are you kidding me? To get a complete picture of the situation, he took the liberty of disrupting a woman he doesn't know while she's working, no consideration of etiquette, personal boundaries, or safety (what if she was handling something dangerous?) and then insulted her, in public, to her family. That is not deserving of a polite "no thank you," its deserving of exactly what he got. Here's a really good tip, don't insult a woman you want to ask out on a date, its a shitty strategy.
hard to believe THIS was the film that broke Titanic's streak of being #1 at the box office every weekend from mid-December to the first of April. dear god were we bored or something?
To be fair to Gary "I can play literally any character you need and be memorable" Oldman, he was pretty faithfull to the original Dr. Smith from the show. Of course the original (can't remember the actor) was legendarily hammy, so his Smith was actually a bit understated. Oh, the pain...
I was pulled in by the trailers of this movie as a kid and it was already out on vhs so I asked my mom to buy it cause it looked really cool after watching it I apologized to my mom for spending money on this piece of shit movie
That was definitely one of the best moments of the film. Ironically that was done because Matt LeBlanc was unavailable for filming that day so they used a double, hence the kickass armor helmet.
Lacey Chabert played Eliza Thornberry on the Wild Thornberry's cartoon and meg Griffen on the first season of Family Guy. .and she even was a character on Sonic SatAM... oh. and Zatanna on Young Justice too
Lord Fawful I'm going to be honest, I wrote that going on the number of other people who think Penny's actress plays Peridot without actually checking it. Thanks for correcting me.
At least it didn't have a frucking idiotic human carrot or talking dragon characters like the TV series had. Its still WAY better that Battlefield Earth
Fun fact Guys. Back in the day Gary Oldman gave a cheeky interview to a Mexican magazine called "Cinepremiere" in which he candidly said that he had accepted the role because he was tired of being offered only villains and didint see Dr. Smith as a bad guy but as a misguided idealist. He also said that he used his paycheck from this space turd to get "Neil by mouth" made and it was well worth it.
I am so happy that Lacey Chabert, the younger Robinson daughter, got HOT, (just watch the 2005 movie-teen comedy DIRTY DEEDS, it stars Milo Ventimiglia), and that her voice does not sound like, well like it sounded here. Anyway, this movie was a MAJOR disappointment, And the original TV show was, well, 1960s terrible, which is, in modern terms, SO VERY TERRIBLE.
The way the Doc Smith(Nostalgia Critic in a costume) said that NC catchphrase sounds like Calypso's ending catchphrase "I am Calypso and thank you for playing Twisted Metal."
17:59 he mentioned forgetting logic, this just reminded me of "kick logic out the window and make they impossible possible" congrats on anyone who gets the reference
I just fucking realised that the Cyclo is Spoony. I hate him personally, but how could I not see it was him? Pretty much the only time I liked his cameo.
This movie's attempt at copying the TV series camp tone was even more pathetic... But then again... Jar-Jar Binks aborted fetus... that joke alone nearly (nearly) made the movie's existence worth it. But then, when they're saved by "the power of friendship"... well, it was so embarrassing... it still is. I couldn't watch that scene again, had to skip this part on this video.
I have a theory that if you and your future self are in the same room with a time machine, if your future self kills you and your future self is till alive, the amount of tachyon particles actually protects him due to much more exposure to the time machine than you. But when the machine shuts down, your future self will die do to lack of tachyon particle exposure
Films like "Lost in Space", "Twister", "Independence Day", etc. from the 90's will always be in the "Guilty Pleasures" section of my heart. I was born in '88 and grew up in the 90's, so sadly, a lot of the films Nostalgia Critic has reviewed from the 80's and 90's are films I grew up on, either seeing them in theaters in the 90's, or watching my older sister's video tapes from the 80's. So unfortunatly, I still enjoy this film, even if it's only for the nostalgia of seeing it as a child.
