NOT MY PRECIOUS TWITTER! 

Probably one of the most emotional moments in the entire Breaking Bad series

The finale was great! Can’t believe they got Jordan Peterson as a guest star!

When Peterson said “it’s Jordin’ time,” We nearly lost it.

I've never heard such loud silence

When you zoomed out on him being in the witness seat, I lost it hahahaha

This was my favourite part of the BCS finale, when they revealed chuck was just Jordan Peterson all along!

Your honour my client is just simply having a twitter moment, may we proceed?

"What rules you sons of bitches!" Gets me every time 😂

Are you telling me that a man just happens to get suspended like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jordy!

"I don't know, Jordan. Could you reach into your breast pocket and tell me what's there?" *sigh* "What now." *Jordan reaches into his breast pocket only to reveal to the court a large lobster, which he drops in fear immideately.*

I honestly can't believe he watched that back and thought it was a good idea to make that video public

Mr. Peterson: "Remember when pride was a sin?" Also Mr. Peterson:

I still remember how people were literally going crazy inside the cinema at this very scene. Some even got out of the theatre and started calling Saul immediately over the streets while others called Saul inside the theatre itself. Truly one of the scenes of the whole series.

i unironically love the way he delivers the woke moralists line, it almost sounds like an official invasion notice sent by a count of some neighbouring kingdom

Idk why but hearing JP say "what rules, you sons-o'-bitches?" makes me laugh every time

“We’ll see who cancels who” Has the same energy as “I have the power of god and anime on my side”

Whenever he swears, it sounds like he's saying it for the first time without his mom around.

Losing your twitter account is like no longer being able to get circumsized. You won't know what you'll be missing and it's probably for the better.

When Jordan said "it's cleanin' time" the whole theater was going nuts. Truly one of the movies in history.

Fun Fact - If you do eat raw chicken in Minecraft, eat it whilst crouching as this trick apparently lowers your chance of getting poisoned.

Probably my favorite scene in Breaking Bad

Jordan really the type of feller to say “chicanery”

Did he actually say ‘who cancels who?’ I thought that was ai generated this whole time

Twitter is a toxic wasteland

a man in his 60s taking a temporary ban worse than your average 14 year old

Haha the look of disappointment in everyone’s eyes at the end

Honestly if you use twitter and you get banned then that’s a blessing

"The suspension will not be lifted unless I delete the hateful tweet in question, and I would rather die than do that." He deleted the tweet btw

"we'll see who cancels who!" that line sounds like something out of Simpsons or Futurama

The way he says those lines really makes it feel like a Better call Saul scene.

You’re laughing. He lost his Twitter and you’re laughing. No man should have to lose his Twitter…

This is when Jordan became Peterson

Twitter: you are suspended Jordan: L + Ratio + simp beta + you're down bad

i'd rather die than d e l e t e my t w e e t

Hearing a 60 year old grown-ass man say he would rather die than delete a tweet is surreal

"I have essentially been banned from twitter" That's a good thing, Jordan.

Someone sends a mean tweet and you think that I am the one who just reads it and moves on? No. I AM THE ONE WHO BLOCKS.

The real tragedy is that people actually use Shitter to begin with.

Peterson is insane...

The amount of energy It took him to say bitches

I love how he sounds like when an Ai takes voice clips and makes it talk but fails

This man is 61 years old.

This is so good, I am sad that I have nobody to share this with.

being angry Twitter kicked you out, is worse than creating a Twitter account.

I'm getting recommended a concerning amount of Jordan Peterson memes. I hope the algorithm doesn't misconstrue this lol.

Its so funny whenever jordan Peterson swears 😂

My face: 🤨 My soul: 💀 My dad: Random chair:🪑

the fact that he filmed that whole video seriously is like outsider art

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You...

Your honor. My client is completely right.

I actually appealed my twitter suspension on Thursday for a tweet that “contained privately owned intimate content shared without owner’s permission.” It was a 30 second video of Stanley Parable gameplay. I even named the game in the tweet. I could’ve deleted the tweet and had my account back by now but Bro, no, there was no intimate content, I’m appealing the ban. It’s been almost a week and I’m still waiting to hear back

I see why people make fun of this guy, having a meltdown over an online account like he's 13 years old.

Perfect visual representation of former JP listeners falling off the bandwagon as he got more and more deranged

Why'd he deliver that like a supervillain speech before they get banished only to show up in the 3rd act of the film

Ah yes, the case of J Peterson vs Entitlement.

I love how this rant became a meme almost immediately. And it works with so many different settings 😂

"Life in prison." *hits hammer*

Damn, Jordan, sounds like you'd better call Saul

At first I thought it was odd to add Mr. Peterson into the show, but then - looking back on Jimmy’s past - it only makes sense that the character of Saul Goodman would be put on moral trial in front of the good doctor himself. 10/10. Great writing. Spin-off time.

Based and Jordan Peterson pilled

when he said its Jordin' time and denied the holocaust i really felt that.

This man called it, Twitter effectively cancelled itself in this latest purchase.

Too bad he’s right.

Be careful! He will make you clean your room

I enjoy this new chaos arc of Jordan Peterson.

this is the moment when Jordan became the Peterson

oNe Of tHe GrEaTeSt InTeLlEcTuAlS oF tHe PaSt CeNtUrY‼️

The fact he actually say that with a stray face tell me anyone can get famous regardless how many time they get drop head first when they were babies.

Fun Fact - Breaking a log with a raw chicken in minecraft is faster than using your bare hand.

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

Truly one of jimmy’s most difficult cases

Doing that season finale when Jordan Peterson's daughter started dating Andrew Tate and became a single mother, I'm glad Kim was able to help her with child support. Good job Vince!

to think that i was a fan and drank absolutely every word that this man uttered not so long ago.. yeah its shamefull

jordan peterson saying he would rather die than delete his purposefully inflammatory tweet is possibly the most jordan peterson thing ever

This guy could've been a doctor

His video out of context is so hilarious

He's Slippin Jordan! You think this is bad? This, this cancellery?

"We'll see who cancels who." 8 months later, everyone that worked at Twitter back then is now fired including the CEO.🤣

This is a certified *chicanery* moment.

Can't wait to look at the comments on this video. I bet it's a combination of great, original jokes and respectful political discourse.

I AM NOT CRAZY

Jimmy: Why do you sound like me?

Jordan Peterson is based

I cringe whenever I hear somebody unironically say "woke"

This is totally how grown ups behave and not at all childish.

I can't believe an actual person said this.

Grandayy can post a meme after the trend but his meme is still going to be the best

I jord'ed all over my laptop when I watched this scene

That final line was quoted in a Gianni vid earlier, I was hoping someone else discovered it and memed on it :)

Man, I love Jordan haha

Im guessing he said smth transphobic on twitter from what I understood he said here. If so then he's based af

He fell so that we could have this top tier meme. What a saint.

Guy stands by his words, no matter if anyone likes what he said or not, you have to respect that…

This is executed perfectly. Hope meme academy will take a notice

He deleted it lmao

It’s Jordan Petersonin’ time

Dude, this episode had me on the edge of my seat. Peterson at first didn't seem like he'd fit the role of a season antagonist, but gee, I was wrong!

Pseudo Christian missionary Jordan Peterson acting like a Psycologist is the funniest thing ever

Kermit the Frog on the witness stand. As a side note: Trans rights

He's based