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Not Spaghetti Carbonara - You Suck at Cooking (episode 138) 

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I set out to really not make carbonara but I ended up accidentally mostly making carbonara. Everyone makes mistakes.
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It's late and I'm tired so remind me and I'll write out the recipe complete with very approximate amounts of things that go in it
Okay thanks for the reminders:
Recipe:
A few pieces of bacon chopped up into pieces that are smaller than the whole strip
Cook the bacon in your pan on medium until it's getting close to crispy but not quiet
Take some egg yolks...for two people maybe three? Or one whole egg if you're feeling risky?
Grate pecorino (or parmesan if you like) into the yolks and beat until you get Cadbury cream egg filling. Or go buck wild until you have putty
Cook 156 pieces of spaghetti until it's el dente inside a bucket of salted water
Or you can put your finger and index together and use that much spaghetti for two people, if your'e using my hand to measure
Take your bacon off the heat until it's not sizzling and a bit longer.
Add a bit of pasta water to the egg and cheese mixture until it's a nice smooth sauce
Take your spaghetti straight from the bucket into the bacon pan and Wangjangle
Add in the sauce and keep Wangjangling, then add some spaghetti water with your pan on low and continue Wangjangling until it's creamy but thickens
Hide somewhere and break one piece of spaghetti in half to feel like a badass
Once the sauce is how you like it, eat it immediately. It's not really a dish to store and eat later so start eating and don't stop until it's done.

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@dabarrel1911
@dabarrel1911 2 года назад
My Italian Grandpa was one of the spaghetti craftsperson’s in our area. Unfortunately, he died quite early as he accidentally stepped on one of the noodles and broke it in half. The police came and we never heard from him again. miss you nonnuccio.
@LowmilkExWife
@LowmilkExWife 2 года назад
Rip ur grandpa, what a goat.. but he deserve it since he broke it the noodle.
@BenPernezny
@BenPernezny 2 года назад
Now we know what really happened to Gramsci...
@themandarin9493
@themandarin9493 2 года назад
Rest in peace, brave man 😭🤚
@Seissmo
@Seissmo 2 года назад
I’m sorry for your loss.
@shaunjrprem9391
@shaunjrprem9391 2 года назад
Try stand up........ bright future awaits...
@OldestManEvaXD
@OldestManEvaXD 2 года назад
This is perfect, I've never seen someone dodge the carbonara trap so elegantly. The song really hits home
@deinemuddr1234
@deinemuddr1234 2 года назад
feels more like a huge slap in the face of italian cuisine nazis (that not necessarily have to be from italy)
@SaltyWater01
@SaltyWater01 2 года назад
@@deinemuddr1234 incazzato?
@frigginresulrum
@frigginresulrum 2 года назад
@@deinemuddr1234 Well, Italy WAS fascist for a few years at one point.
@mr.poopybutthole901
@mr.poopybutthole901 2 года назад
@@frigginresulrum 20 years
@bonogiamboni4830
@bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад
@@frigginresulrum and we still have some dumbasses who say those 20 years were good.
@THEO-ou4dg
@THEO-ou4dg 2 года назад
Rule of thumb: If you ever make italian food, dont ever show it to an Italian. He will find something his grandmother did differently and he will judge you for it. Trust me.
@theonlymann1485
@theonlymann1485 2 года назад
i wonder if we cab use italians to fight italians.
@bonogiamboni4830
@bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад
@@theonlymann1485 historically speaking yes, we're not the french but we've still had our own fair share of infighting.
@VinceLyle2161
@VinceLyle2161 2 года назад
@@theonlymann1485 They'll just surrender to each other.
@Dz73zxxx
@Dz73zxxx 2 года назад
I wonder if this is your personal experience
@giorgioindelicato4825
@giorgioindelicato4825 2 года назад
@@VinceLyle2161 I felt that. I'd like to get angry, but I quite honestly can't. There was a saying in Italy, a long, long, time ago. "Sotto i Savoia o sotto la Spagna, tutto va bene finché si mangia." That roughly translates to "No matter if it's Spaniards or Savoy Kings, as long as they put on our plates onion rings." (It's actually generic 'food', but I wanted to keep the rhyme"). I'd like to disagree with that sentiment, but it feels wise. Who cares who governs us? Just do it right. That's why we never really had a true revolution on our hands here. We're fine until we no longer eat.
@SmegulonPrime
@SmegulonPrime 2 года назад
If you use minced horsemeat in Italian cooking it is actually spaghetti bologneighs
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
I shouldn’t have laughed out loud at this but I did
@shannijones4587
@shannijones4587 2 года назад
@@yousuckatcooking same
@DanA-wn8hy
@DanA-wn8hy 2 года назад
Just be careful not to make real carbonara by mistake, i recommend garlic to be on the safe side.
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
That’s a great safety measure
@ghostrider919
@ghostrider919 2 года назад
Or *god forbid* MILK
@drake9779
@drake9779 2 года назад
@@ghostrider919 I don't understand why would you ever want to put milk on carbonara
@ghostrider919
@ghostrider919 2 года назад
@@drake9779 exactly, you don't lol that was the whole point
@qxarts3896
@qxarts3896 2 года назад
@@ghostrider919 but this is not carbonara so we can add milk 😎
@verager2493
@verager2493 2 года назад
Remember: even if you have Guanciale, if your Italian hand gesture drops for even a second, it stops being carbonara. Due to this and several other factors, some Italianologists believe that carbonara is a myth and has never actually been made
@DyslexicMitochondria
@DyslexicMitochondria 2 года назад
italianologist lol
@sterlingarcher8041
@sterlingarcher8041 2 года назад
@@DyslexicMitochondria your username made me click on ur profile. Ur channeI is a hidden gem bro
@JohannGambolputty22
@JohannGambolputty22 2 года назад
Italianographers alike have never agreed on a true “recipe”
@null-00000
@null-00000 2 года назад
Alex french guy cooking begs to defer
@awstyn9340
@awstyn9340 2 года назад
It's only carbonara if it originates from the Carbonara region of Italy
@SH4GN457Y
@SH4GN457Y 2 года назад
You know what's the greatest part of being an adult? Is I can watch a video about spaghetti at like 10pm and get really hungry for spaghetti, and I can just make it I don't need to ask permission, nobody's gonna come by and be like wtf why are you making spaghetti at 10pm? I can just make it, eat enough to feed a small family, and die fat and happy knowing Im in a good place right now
@yaboipatrick
@yaboipatrick 2 года назад
Life is just that amazing innit
@Jun-Kyard
@Jun-Kyard 2 года назад
My sister and i have been cooking for our family since i was 13, so i will never understand that feeling. However i can buy chocolate cake and eat the entire thing whenever i want.
@manong4328
@manong4328 Год назад
Amen
@DulfyBee
@DulfyBee 10 месяцев назад
TRUE
@descendentcross4105
@descendentcross4105 10 месяцев назад
Preach you beautiful human being.
@essedivi
@essedivi 2 года назад
I'm italian. I'm crying. Not for angry but for feels. I love you man. You made my day with this.
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
@Random-rv2xf
@Random-rv2xf Год назад
3
@boghund
@boghund Год назад
@@Random-rv2xf 3
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 11 месяцев назад
Bellismo Mel.
@korparr
@korparr 10 месяцев назад
every time when someone starts with im italian i resume to read entire thing in mario voice for some reason
@Lavaeolus
@Lavaeolus 2 года назад
As an italian I ABSOLUTELY love how you're roasting how annoying we can be with our dishes lol
@francescocagnacci
@francescocagnacci 2 года назад
Same lol
@craigrobbins2463
@craigrobbins2463 2 года назад
honestly adding peas to pasta dishes is fab.
@fabiosarrica379
@fabiosarrica379 2 года назад
@@francescocagnacci non avrei mai pensato di trovarti qui
@tiarkrezar
@tiarkrezar 2 года назад
Can't wait to see 10 videos of italian chefs reacting to this one!
@iris4547
@iris4547 2 года назад
@@craigrobbins2463 couldnt care less how anyone wants to make carbonara, but no. peas are disgusting, you should be ashamed.
@TheBl0rp
@TheBl0rp 2 года назад
Smart. Making legally distinct pasta to avoid the Italian lynch mob.
@Dev1nci
@Dev1nci 2 года назад
Basically no point because there are already 2000 authentic Carbonara videos on RU-vid 😅😅
@sanbilge
@sanbilge 2 года назад
Yes, legally distinct and biologically extinct.
@tuluppampam
@tuluppampam Год назад
And you can even follow it and pretend it is carbonara (nobody's gonna notice)
@philippeamon7271
@philippeamon7271 Год назад
The Carbo Nostra won't know how to respond to this one
@LogsMaggot
@LogsMaggot 2 года назад
You’ve picked up wonderfully the sentiment of a lot of my compatriots when they get all angry about this. As an Italian myself I always love to see their angry faces when I tell them I love to spice up the guanciale with some garlic when cooking it. Don’t knock it till you try it
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
In my first version I added chilli oil. Don’t tell anybody.
@LogsMaggot
@LogsMaggot 2 года назад
@@yousuckatcooking I might try that one out some time, that sounds great too
@gwennorthcutt421
@gwennorthcutt421 2 года назад
it sounds like a great idea, but do you add the garlic late? otherwise i feel like itd just fry in the lard and burn
@LogsMaggot
@LogsMaggot 2 года назад
@@gwennorthcutt421 yep, put it in when the pancetta starts leaking the fat
@InnuendoXP
@InnuendoXP 2 года назад
@@gwennorthcutt421 the secret to using ingredients in any recipe is using them in a fashion so thay they don't burn (unless that's the intended effect)
@gabrielebusnelli1713
@gabrielebusnelli1713 2 года назад
As an Italian who's spent six years in the US, I'd say this is the BEST video about the complicated relationship between our different ways of cooking. Your irony is always on point, but I can also see how much you love Italian food. BTW, your carbonara is way better than most Italians would ever be able to make - unless you're the one person who lives in that apartment, in that building, in that block, in that neighborhood in Rome.
@tuluppampam
@tuluppampam 2 года назад
He did something very close to the true carbonara and he knows how to cook, of course he's better than many
@graaceie
@graaceie 2 года назад
I remember my spaghetti prison days. Almost as bad as the “ No more cracked spaghetti “ Reform school days.
@Anonymous4045
@Anonymous4045 2 года назад
Checkmark stole this comment, name is X
@TheAlpenkalb
@TheAlpenkalb 2 года назад
I love your profile picture!
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 11 месяцев назад
@@TheAlpenkalb .U sAw it?
@ciscoortega9789
@ciscoortega9789 2 года назад
hit me with the italian opening and I just know it's gonna be a good episode!
@wienergrimace
@wienergrimace 2 года назад
he's gonna beat you up with the Italian opening
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 2 года назад
My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest RU-vidr EVAH! Please agree, dear cis
@koyonafri
@koyonafri 2 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku wish they threw more than rocks
@denizakin5645
@denizakin5645 2 года назад
I too love the gioco piano
@olharudevych8202
@olharudevych8202 2 года назад
You mean 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4? ... Apparently I have been playing chess too much. Sorry
@raulendymion9917
@raulendymion9917 2 года назад
As a board certified Italian American, familiar with traditional carbonara and it’s freedom fighting cousin, your video has earned a 10/10 broken spaghetti noodles rating.
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
What an honor
@englishatheart
@englishatheart 2 года назад
Its* cousin.
@Risetosovengarde
@Risetosovengarde 2 года назад
That reminds me of a very mediocre Italian restaurant I went to that touted they had an Italian chef... From New Jersey.
@tuluppampam
@tuluppampam 2 года назад
@@Risetosovengarde Italy is very set on good food which means chefs should be good but that doesn't mean that bad chefs don't exist You know they're Italian only by name if they do things like putting peas in carbonara (something that Australians apparently do)
@Yulises
@Yulises 2 года назад
Fun fact: *”Did you know… if you add ham to it, it’s closer to a British carbonara.”*
@ybaum88
@ybaum88 2 года назад
“And if my mother had wheels she would be a bicycle “
@aaronwalker1549
@aaronwalker1549 2 года назад
@@ybaum88 “It has nothing to do with macaroni cheeese…”
@henrikhyrup3995
@henrikhyrup3995 2 года назад
*You have just mama'ed your last a-mia!!*
@regnbuetorsk
@regnbuetorsk 2 года назад
just skip the salt and any flavor
@Risetosovengarde
@Risetosovengarde 2 года назад
@@ybaum88 well the whole town rides her, she might as well be one.
@tameyoshi5507
@tameyoshi5507 2 года назад
That outro ballad was just so beautiful, I cried tears of pasta water
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
😂
@stormyweather8798
@stormyweather8798 11 месяцев назад
@@yousuckatcooking I am trying to place who u stole it from, Night Ranger? Ha!
@ace.fury.
@ace.fury. 2 года назад
Hmmm...this looks just like spaghetti carbo-no-ra. 10/10 recommend these impasta dishes
@reginag4053
@reginag4053 2 года назад
"Impasta dish" Excellent!
@spacelapsus8835
@spacelapsus8835 2 года назад
not-carbonara sus
@balaclavabob001
@balaclavabob001 2 года назад
many clap emojis .
@dianeaishamonday9125
@dianeaishamonday9125 2 года назад
Ba dum TSS
@theonlymann1485
@theonlymann1485 2 года назад
that pasta looks sus-tainable in calories! (too bad i cant come up with proper jokes about sus.)
@guillermoelprimero9900
@guillermoelprimero9900 2 года назад
“Since noodles are made of wheat this is essentially a bacon sandwich” HAHHA I LOVED THAT ONE
@notAshildr
@notAshildr 2 года назад
Ah, the age-old question: "What constitutes a sandwich?"
@UnoHoo1
@UnoHoo1 2 года назад
Don’t even get me started! 😂
@pennyfarting
@pennyfarting 2 года назад
Oh yeah, carbonara is just deconstructed baconeggncheese, everyone knows that
@Risetosovengarde
@Risetosovengarde 2 года назад
And it has egg in it, so it's a breakfast sandwich.
@rgerber
@rgerber Год назад
basically spaghetti with tomato sauce and cheese is a pizza
@guilhermemalkut3105
@guilhermemalkut3105 2 года назад
Instructions unclear, i accidentally made Carbonara.
@thegodofpez
@thegodofpez 2 года назад
I never get tired of how good this guy’s editing skills are. Seriously next level.
@Naomi_Boyd
@Naomi_Boyd 2 года назад
He can sing, he can edit, and he can cook. He's the perfect wife.
@laurenanderson7330
@laurenanderson7330 Год назад
What is next level about it?
@thegodofpez
@thegodofpez Год назад
@@laurenanderson7330 Do you watch ANY other videos that require high level editing transfers? ANY?!
@Nesetalis
@Nesetalis 2 года назад
My head canon: YSAC is actually Baking with Babish when he's not drunk.
@antonilip3864
@antonilip3864 2 года назад
he may be onto something here
@TypoCM
@TypoCM 2 года назад
I wonder which of them isn't drunk
@chunguskhan3009
@chunguskhan3009 2 года назад
you mean binging?
@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687
@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 2 года назад
Clearly not because one of them is not insufferable
@Orynae
@Orynae 2 года назад
@@s.aslahahmadfaizi4687 hmmm I'm still not seeing any counterarguments, some chill people get insufferable when drunk, and some generally insufferable people chill out when they're drunk.
@bdavidson3608
@bdavidson3608 2 года назад
Things we totally aren't doing today: 1) Making carbonara. 2) Playing with those wonderful puppies and kitties YSAC buys in bulk. 3) Failing to enjoy another great episode.
@UnoHoo1
@UnoHoo1 2 года назад
You have certainly spoken a large spoonful of truth right there! None of those things shall be done.
@deprofundis3293
@deprofundis3293 2 года назад
Need more kitties. It's been too long!
@Mattrk698
@Mattrk698 2 года назад
As a non italian, i thank you for clarify that this is not carbonara, so i can avoid prison for eating fake carbonara outside of an autentic italian house
@poecollector64
@poecollector64 2 года назад
This has the same energy as when Mr. Incredible tells the old lady NOT to go to the people in his office who can get her claim accepted
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 дня назад
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@snooples
@snooples 2 года назад
ysac out here spoiling us with italian intro, an ending song, AND DOGGO RUNNING IN SNOW
@fuse625151
@fuse625151 2 года назад
I’m over here committing war crimes against Italy by adding garlic to my carbonara
@Appaddict01
@Appaddict01 2 года назад
They’ve sentenced you to no garlic bread for life.
@jeroboam4486
@jeroboam4486 Год назад
I always made my carbos with nutmeg, cream, bacon, shallots, cognac and white whine ... then I wateched YT and I learned that I was probably some kind of monster that nonnas threaten the children with.
@orkleth
@orkleth Год назад
Vincenzo is punching air right now as he overcooks his own Carbonara, but it's okay because he's Italian even though he lives in Australia.
@MelaRulez
@MelaRulez 2 года назад
Very grandiosa not carbonara. Well done sir, you deserve the title of Not Italian Chef
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
Noooo really?
@MelaRulez
@MelaRulez 2 года назад
@@yousuckatcooking You clearly understand how to succeed in a Carbonara, yet you decided to insult it. You have great potential, but not the right focus
@aaronwalker1549
@aaronwalker1549 2 года назад
@@MelaRulez Imagine being this oblivious. You deserve the title of Not Blivious.
@air_rok
@air_rok 2 года назад
I can’t wait to watch a review vid of a hardcore Italian chef watching this😂
@snappold5656
@snappold5656 2 года назад
tbh as an italian its not bad
@flodgey
@flodgey 2 года назад
@@snappold5656 and as a not Italian, I also think this not carbonara is not bad
@AdrC680
@AdrC680 2 года назад
Honestly he is only missing guanciale, otherwise would be pretty much good.
@GreenEmperor
@GreenEmperor 2 года назад
He kinda teases the Italians but he knows the original recipe. 😛 I think that what pisses the Italians is when someone advertises an abomination as carbonara without any disclaimer.
@valhallakombi7239
@valhallakombi7239 2 года назад
Why will italian chef watch this? This is not carbonara
@gaprilis
@gaprilis 2 года назад
The Italians can use this video during their hot Mediterranean summers because it's full of shade 😌
@shannaseigel4003
@shannaseigel4003 2 года назад
Nearly choked at "salt this angry water." Gonna try this not carbonara in a bit!
@xx_413x_xx6
@xx_413x_xx6 2 года назад
We really need a full version of all the end songs. Some of them just slap like this one
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
If I made an album which songs would you pick?
@ignatius9703326
@ignatius9703326 2 года назад
Garlic bread song
@ReeceTatarka
@ReeceTatarka 2 года назад
@@yousuckatcooking The pierogi song. I would also support a full song version album. Especially if one song was about salt, bluegrass, and aliens.
@Kowaknowsbest
@Kowaknowsbest 2 года назад
@@yousuckatcooking The Chip/Beet/Bean Dip Songs!
@OldGruetzgesicht
@OldGruetzgesicht 2 года назад
@@yousuckatcooking Brussel sprout
@tamaraandersson2532
@tamaraandersson2532 2 года назад
100x👍 for giving the Carbonara cult a deserved but good-natured ribbing.
@Eftkud
@Eftkud 2 года назад
Instructions unclear I accidentaly made actual carbonara Now how do i get rid of all the italians that appeared in my kitchen
@burner8959
@burner8959 Год назад
Any video that takes the piss out of Italians I'm all for. A++ production and commentary.
@sohamsengupta6470
@sohamsengupta6470 2 года назад
Good recipe, better satire, even better music. You my good sir have it all
@jakes5530
@jakes5530 2 года назад
The Holy Trifecta
@Hamox
@Hamox 2 года назад
The word carbonara was said exactly 19 times in this video (20 if we count carbonistic properties)
@chinesecabbagefarmer
@chinesecabbagefarmer 2 года назад
You are doing a service to your country.
@PawelTheShrubber
@PawelTheShrubber 2 года назад
Making a foreign dish: Everyone: He made something from my country's cousine, oh my god I'm so proud. Italians: Mamma mia how dare you.
@bonogiamboni4830
@bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад
Yeah, i agree we can be annoying, but the main problem isn't really home cooks making pseudo italian recipes and modifying them a bit to suit either their tastes or the local ingredients. The problem is restauraunts doing that and then claiming it's authentic. I'd much rather go eat italian food in japan than in america because in japan at least they're honest about it not being authentic italian food but rather italian-japanese fusion food so i can appreciate the food itself, while in america it's usually just italian food but worse.
@iris4547
@iris4547 2 года назад
@@bonogiamboni4830 had some good italian food in ginza.
@idek7438
@idek7438 2 года назад
You used mamma mia incorrectly my friend
@bonogiamboni4830
@bonogiamboni4830 2 года назад
@@idek7438 eh, to me it sounds fine, "mamma mia, come osi" is reasonable.
@Cinnuhminn
@Cinnuhminn 2 года назад
Leave out us Asians, we can't stand foreigners butchering our dishes and pretending that it was authentic. That's why I can understand the agony of Italians when they have to witness their traditions being sold off in other countries as a counterfeit of the actual dish.
@RealMadMed
@RealMadMed 2 года назад
The fact he still showed us cracked spaghetti makes me fear this man
@bonesrat
@bonesrat 2 года назад
phew. i don't know WHAT i would've done if this was a video about spaghetti carbonara
@steepinclineclimber3118
@steepinclineclimber3118 2 года назад
That was probably my favorite ending yet
@wintermute-
@wintermute- 2 года назад
It's good but I'll always love the ending to the corn on the cob vid. "she wants to be a fighter jet" :)
@gwennorthcutt421
@gwennorthcutt421 2 года назад
preparing the egg in a side bowl is actually really useful. i always stress out about timing and hot pans so that makes it so much easier for me to make Not Carbonara
@Appaddict01
@Appaddict01 2 года назад
It’s like tempering your eggs when making custard/pudding.
@roberta9071
@roberta9071 2 года назад
Wow, that's exactly what happens in Italy when you change even a single ingredient on a famous recipe XD It's the same for Tiramisù. We're so touchy on food stuff. Great video, greatings from Italy! Ciao!
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
🙌🏼
@nathangamble125
@nathangamble125 Год назад
Don't ever forget that England gave Italy zuppa inglese, the predecessor of tiramisu.
@Mystic-Midnight
@Mystic-Midnight Год назад
@@nathangamble125 Did Zuppa Inglese lead into Tiramisu cause they are completely different taste profiles and only similar in structure right. Zuppa Inglese is Spiced Liqueur and Lemony Custard while Tiramisu is all Marscapone and Coffee with Chocolate hints.
@mohawk1010
@mohawk1010 Год назад
Meanwhile in midwest unoted states : hotdishes(or cassrole as its aprently called elsewhere) and saleds made with marshmellow creme,peaches and marshino cherries that we still call salida for some reason.
@heathercurry2265
@heathercurry2265 3 месяца назад
How can anything called "zuppa" not be soup?...
@hhhhzk
@hhhhzk 2 года назад
the bold statement of pasta being a kind of sandwich always appears out of nowhere and its always great
@NewChiqueChloe
@NewChiqueChloe 2 года назад
You are my favorite person. You didn't need to know that, but now you do and there's nothing you can do about it.
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
Dammit!
@Scum42
@Scum42 2 года назад
I absolutely love how much shade you're throwing at Italian food zealots here.
@tommasopaniccia7551
@tommasopaniccia7551 2 года назад
The funny part of the whole situation with the particular dish (not) referenced here is that there is no real canon. No one knows for sure who invented it and when, it sort of just popped out of nowhere after WW2. The most credited theory is that it was first done with American military rations, which included bacon and powdered eggs. In all cases, there have been so many "canon" variation throughout its short history that you can't call for any purity. Very well done, and funny as always :)
@badp
@badp 2 года назад
It's a recipe that's older than most people who cook it. When you talk about carbonara my mind goes back to the afternoons when I was coming back from school and both my teenager self and my mother are tired and hungry and she's got this guilty smile as she says "carbonara?" and I'm like "fuck yeah" and then ten minutes later we're clogging our arteries with delicious comfort food So when you promise carbonara, I go on this nostalgia trip in which I get ready to relive those memories, and as you grab the garlic, the spell is broken and I come crashing down to earth faster than a meteor and my taxes are due and I have a meeting in 20 minutes actually and the sweet release of death comes that much closer for us all
@tommasopaniccia7551
@tommasopaniccia7551 2 года назад
@@badp BUT that is just your version of it. In the '80s many people in Italy (even in Rome) probably cooked it with cream and pancetta rather than guanciale. The first documented recipe (1940's, in the USA!) used ham. The first Roman cookbook mentioning it uses parsley and garlic. The fact that you had an experience you called "carbonara", which doesn't coincide with someone else's experience with the same name, doesn't make you or them wrong. Because there is no right. There are several common points (cured pork, eggs, grated cheese, pepper), but apart from this, you have no right to call someone else wrong. Even if that conflicts with your vision
@stefanehm8718
@stefanehm8718 2 года назад
It‘s shocking that the music at the end is THAT good
@superchroma
@superchroma 2 года назад
Looks like you were having some slippage there with the cheese. I suggest upgrading to pecorino romano with an SDS shaft, but you'll need a rotary hammer drill.
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
Oh good idea I’m pretty sure
@melissablevens2665
@melissablevens2665 2 года назад
Thank you for bringing the songs back 💕😚 I can sleep peacefully again
@cyzcyt
@cyzcyt 2 года назад
I love how he pokes at all the AUTHENTIC carbonara videos
@halomars7495
@halomars7495 2 года назад
I'm just so glad that you exist, dude.
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
Oh hello good morning I made you breakfast
@rockyman691
@rockyman691 2 года назад
Why thank you YSAC, much appreciated:D. You'll be so happy to hear that I'm an Aussie and I cook REALLY not carbonara using cream, onion.......and fettuccine!!
@x3woots
@x3woots Год назад
Good morning, thank you for the breakfast
@plwadodveeefdv
@plwadodveeefdv Год назад
bacon, eggs, and toast - straight from italy
@PlasmaWisp100
@PlasmaWisp100 2 года назад
Oh thank god, I’ve been DYING to find out how to not make carbonara!
@AsulePilapil
@AsulePilapil 2 года назад
It’s always a treat when you upload. Thank you
@PurpleNChill
@PurpleNChill 2 года назад
Love your videos so much, they've helped me become a semi functional adult in the kitchen.
@yousuckatcooking
@yousuckatcooking 2 года назад
That’s great to hear
@EyalBrown
@EyalBrown 2 года назад
This was BY FAR the best not-carbonara sarcastic commentery video I've ever seen.
@markchapman6800
@markchapman6800 2 года назад
Did he make meatballs just for one joke? YSAC's commitment to the bit is unparalleled!
@dematrsinba4361
@dematrsinba4361 2 года назад
The return of the end song ! This is honestly the best part of your videos
@MrCocktaiI
@MrCocktaiI 2 года назад
This video nothing but takes a giant dump on traditional elitism and I love every second of it
@das_evoli
@das_evoli 2 года назад
I tried the recipe but used 155 Spagetti instead of 156. Needless to say the meal was ruined. But the noodle water was tasty.
@Appaddict01
@Appaddict01 2 года назад
I made this and for a second I seriously considered counting out 156 noodles. 🤦‍♀️ That’s why I like baking I can indulge my ocd tendencies. I settled on 8oz.
@deborah_chrysoprase
@deborah_chrysoprase Год назад
Oh my God I am DYING from that hand gesture joke IT'S SO TRUE IT EXPLAINS LITERALLY EVERYTHING
@pitterpatter998
@pitterpatter998 2 года назад
I’ve missed his songs so much… brought me to tears ty
@live4twilight4ever
@live4twilight4ever 2 года назад
This is perfectly timed, I was just thinking that I didn't want to have spaghetti carbonara for dinner tonight
@allaussietraveller9879
@allaussietraveller9879 2 года назад
I can't tell you how much I've missed the frolicking dog music videos at the end of the episode. Well, I guess I just did...
@ChibiKyber
@ChibiKyber 2 года назад
I can feel the sheer aura of sarcasm just from the first few lines of this video. Absolutely brilliant
@dontmindme8709
@dontmindme8709 2 года назад
At first I didn't realize how clever that thumbnail is, with the "This is not" being much less visible because of the white background, while "Spaghetti Carbonara" is still clearly visible. I love that kind of attention to detail!
@santajimi
@santajimi 2 года назад
4:40 Pasta is made from flour - flour is made from wheat - wheat is a plant ----> spaghetti are vegetable.
@alphabulblax1649
@alphabulblax1649 2 года назад
This may be his most subtly passive-aggressive episode yet.
@soopy9448
@soopy9448 2 года назад
my favorite line "now we just need to salt the angry water" 2:27
@AskForDoodles
@AskForDoodles Год назад
And here I've been referring to angry water as "boiling" my whole life like an idiot, thanks for teaching me a valuable lesson.
@DianaSinohardjo11
@DianaSinohardjo11 2 года назад
Thanks for telling me that I usually order the not-spaghetti-carbonara when I was craving spaghetti carbonara. Why did I want some carbonara while I never even tasted it? 🤣
@themoodude
@themoodude 2 года назад
A custom intro AND an ending song with a happy dog! These are always the best episodes. Did the eggs have a chance to say goodbye though?
@Proutt
@Proutt 2 года назад
I'm afraid this is another 10/10 video from YSAC.
@catnugget6372
@catnugget6372 Год назад
As an italian, this is the first time i see someone non-italian cooking a carbonara in a decent way (and that looks very tasty). You've got all of my respect.
@abdullahelgammal6196
@abdullahelgammal6196 2 года назад
Italians crying in the corner right now
@lordmuhehe4605
@lordmuhehe4605 2 года назад
Why? This is not carbonara.
@donnadizucchero
@donnadizucchero 2 года назад
RIGHT. IN. THE. FEELS. The intro lifted my spirits like a hot air balloon, and the outro just bloody floored me.... Maan... Your Non-Carbonara will be legendary!!!
@utopia9606
@utopia9606 2 года назад
I like your typical humor in your narrative, being humorous and sarcastic
@chewbinky
@chewbinky 2 года назад
Songs are back! Delightful!
@robytex06
@robytex06 2 года назад
As an Italian living in Bologna, I approve this video 100%! Love it!
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 2 года назад
Basically a giant parody of Italians needing to calm the hell down about their food. I approve
@AdrC680
@AdrC680 2 года назад
Hard to stay calm when you guys dont know how to make a plate of pasta with literally 3 ingredients
@rechromatic
@rechromatic 2 года назад
@@AdrC680 triggered italian spotted
@Coffeepotion
@Coffeepotion 2 года назад
If it was *just* the italians...
@Null_Vampyrr
@Null_Vampyrr 2 года назад
@@AdrC680 It's not that people don't know. They just don't care. Bacon and guanciale are pretty much the same thing once you cook it.
@spacelapsus8835
@spacelapsus8835 2 года назад
You can enjoy this video and still think that people who put random shit in a dish and call it carbonara are morons. The two things are not correlated. I wouldn't care if he called this carbonara, but when you start adding cream, garlic, parsley and whatever you want then you're not making a carbonara anymore. Just call it what it is: pasta with egg, cream, garlic and parsley. Just like if you build a bridge you don't call it airplane.
@stefflcus
@stefflcus 2 года назад
Thank dog. I'd been searching for a Not Carbonara recipe so I could use angel hair instead of spaghetti. Brilliant.
@garrettgutierrez2677
@garrettgutierrez2677 2 года назад
I tried making this but immediately threw up because of the extremely bad after taste of INAUTHENTICITY. Gonna try again without breaking the pasta in half and see if that helps.
@vladimirvladimirovicmajako1221
@vladimirvladimirovicmajako1221 2 года назад
As an Italian I can in fact confirm that the dish you just saw is not a carbonara.
@darkcnight
@darkcnight 2 года назад
why are y'all so snobby about your food
@vladimirvladimirovicmajako1221
@vladimirvladimirovicmajako1221 2 года назад
@@darkcnight I wish I knew too, I hate it.
@DangNguyen-xx3zi
@DangNguyen-xx3zi 2 года назад
@@darkcnight hey look I'm putting fish sauce on a burger!
@spacelapsus8835
@spacelapsus8835 2 года назад
@@darkcnightyou can cook whatever you want, just don't put random names on it if you're doing something different. I wouldn't build a house and call it a helicopter, that's all. most people think that just because you put egg in the pasta sauce you're making a carbonara. by the same logic if i were to put a sock in a bun i would have made a hamburger, no?
@nilsmuller5006
@nilsmuller5006 2 года назад
@@spacelapsus8835 not a good one for sure
@xPandamon
@xPandamon 2 года назад
The best not Carbonara I've seen in a while. I use a while egg, it's usually just yolk since it's harder to mess up that way and thicker, but really it never caused me any issues, just be very careful with the heat
@notAshildr
@notAshildr 2 года назад
If you properly temper your eggs (add some more pasta water to not only give the cheese a head-start) getting a whole-egg mixture to creamy perfection is actually not that unachievable.
@xPandamon
@xPandamon 2 года назад
@@notAshildr Yeah, it's just harder to do than using pure yolk. At this point I'm convinced all of those yolk only recipes are made just to make it easier for people, since I tried both and didn't notice much of a difference when both methods are done right
@nahum3557
@nahum3557 2 года назад
@@xPandamon I sort of make a 'custard', whole egg, pork product, cheese and pasta water until smooth then add the hot strained pasta to cook through the sauce
@jonasschwesig6365
@jonasschwesig6365 2 года назад
Always a banger song at the end. just perfect.
@wolfsbane4516
@wolfsbane4516 2 года назад
I LOVE that the songs are back!
@mmrrizon
@mmrrizon 2 года назад
Brah just brah moment 🤣 🤣 🤣 I loved just loved how you played the Italians... They were like going crazy cz your saying it's not carbonara 🤣🤣🤣
@drgnlvr22
@drgnlvr22 2 года назад
Vincenzo's plate should review this! He will have a blast with this! Great video!
@RunningToNotBeSeen
@RunningToNotBeSeen 2 года назад
This is a perfect episode
@alessandrocacciacarri8284
@alessandrocacciacarri8284 2 года назад
This is your very first video i've watched. The intro, the jokes, the song, total disbelief.. pure gold man i enjoyed it so much!!!! Instant sub, love you from italy
@gabsrants
@gabsrants 2 года назад
The whole non-carbonara cooking world salutes this guy.
@janpawedwa4590
@janpawedwa4590 2 года назад
From the title I expected you to use cream. This is early M. Night quality twist right there.
@sydneysimon4999
@sydneysimon4999 2 года назад
The script and song are top notch 👌 love you dude
@nullpointerE
@nullpointerE Год назад
This is the most significant and educational video I have ever seen!
@lucapivari6939
@lucapivari6939 2 года назад
Italian here, (Italian from Italy not America) in my household carbonara was always made with whatever kind of cured meat we had available, be it pancetta, ham, prosciutto crudo, bacon or guanciale. This is because carbonara isn't a really old recipe that was created centuries ago. Carbonara was born after the second world war in an attempt from Romans to feed american soilders with something familiar (eggs and bacon). The official recipe was codified only in the '90. Before that everyone made carbonara however they liked it: with or without guanciale, with or without Pecorino romano and with or without cream, which was mainly used by restaurants to maintain the creaminess over a long period of time. So, feel free to make carbonara however you want, always remember though not to change the structure (cured meat, egg and cheese) Per gli italiani: prima di insultarmi fate qualche ricerca sulla storia di questo piatto.
@damienparks3549
@damienparks3549 2 года назад
I always thought non-carbonara was tough to make. I might make this now
@thelittlegoose2220
@thelittlegoose2220 2 года назад
This guys the best seriously. What a great sense of humor
@makeda6530
@makeda6530 2 года назад
Saved himself from the wrath of every living (and cooking) Italian on RU-vid. Congratulations.
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