"Nott vs Crab" - Critical Role 2 | Animatic 

What's the comic called mate?

@@porkbandit1107 It's called Sanguine in both tapastic and webtoon. Here are some links if you want to read it: Tapas: www.tapas.io/episode/1310519 Webtoons: www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/sanguine-/list?title_no=262758&webtoon-platform-redirect=true Tumblr: sanguine-comic.tumblr.com

I mean... can you really ask for a better outcome? whenever someone tries to do weird shit in D&D it's always way more fun than just playing normally. me and my friends were in a catacomb of a city, we were up against 2 undead frost giants. rather than fighting them normally (because we'd get our asses kicked) I decide to rip a 10 foot by 10 foot wooden door off it's hinges to use as a shield/battering ram. I'm able to pin one giant to a wall and bash the other to the ground with the shear weight of this massive chunk of wood (I'm a 20 strength build) and we manage to take them down. because of this I form an emotional connection with the door and decide to name him Steve, me and Steve take on the dungeon together, even killing 2 sexy dryad girls (I allow their ghosts enter my mind and live in my body because I'm a gentleman. the other party members don't know this). at the end of the adventure I haul the door out of the catacombs and back to the Inn. unfortunately the Inn wouldn't allow me to bring it inside, it was the middle of the night and pouring with rain, I knew my beloved door would be stolen if I left it outside so there was only 1 thing to do. I carried Steve on my back to the mages guild, I begged and pleaded with them to teleport the door to my hometown. the DM told me to right a very compelling essay on why I should be allowed to do this in order to convince them (which I did) and then he told me to roll, anything less than a 20 and the door would be destroyed, nat fucking 20. a portal opens up, my father is on the other side, I hand him the door and tell him to watch after my new friend, then the portal closes. several months later in the campaign we're in the port city of Nardorf. one day while searching for jobs and such a package arrives for me, it's a shield and a letter from Steve. apparently Steve was once a powerful forest spirit who got cut down and turned into a door, because he was being kept underground away from sunlight and nature he was unable to recover his strength. by teleporting him to my mountain village (populately by roughly 80% werewolves) he was able to recover. he got a job at a pub as a sort of bouncer/sentient door and used his paycheck to by me the shield in memory of the day we first met. I actually cried irl when I read that letter and I'm kinda tearing up just typing this. I love Steve the door, protector of the forest, preventer of bar fights, friend of Sparrow.

@@Sparrow_Bloodhunter That's fucking incredible.

@@Sparrow_Bloodhunter That is amazing.

@Julio Noob @ConceptBro thank you. It fills my heart with joy when people enjoy my stories. If I wasn't so bad at creating actual plotlines I could probably be a writer, but as it stands now I can only tell the tales of things that happen to me and my friends.

@@Sparrow_Bloodhunter no worries dude, you just need some practice with the art and you could do great works of fiction.

Funny thing about that Oblivion line is that in Skyrim with the larger Mudcrabs you had to be careful with in the really early levels or they WOULD kill you in two or three hits.

@@frenne_dilley you one hit kill them with a first level fire touch!

@@frenne_dilley I've fought flies more fearsome than you!

@@punished7030 Bot flies.

@@omegagilgamesh i kept getting one hit killed by mudcrabs in skyrim once, to me awhile to figure out why and i was getting pretty pissed off because i didn't know what was going on........ .....turns out my game had swithed itself to FUCKEN LEGENDARY MODE, for like half an hour i was running around not know WHY mudcrabs where killing me.

She fought a sandcrab more fearsome than Lorenzo.

"more bait"

No no no. There's no comma. She's just "not the brave"

Except when she's drunk or Caleb is in danger or needs something.. XD

THE COMMA YES!!! She deserves it!!!

Yes! Feed one, and _whoosh_ the whole beach-full is on you.

poke maniac Please tell me they were level 1...

HOW!? They're tiny, they do 1 damage per hit!

@@petersenior5432 1 damage can be lethal!

Were they a Kobold?

@@TarsonTalon Hey! I'll have you know that we can be really hardy given the right circumstances. My Kobold survived getting shredded by a wyvern then falling from 200 feet in the air over poisionous rapids!

Came down to say that

I wish someone would give me a nice touch... I'm so lonely.

@@Sparrow_Bloodhunter same

I would have liked your comment but you're at 666

'Skyrim'

Samez

As a god peeking down from the heavens to demand a dice roll

All of me wanted the crab to succeed in a grapple check

In an alternate universe, Nott died valiantly fighting the scourge of the shores....@@seanmacisaac334

"The crab drags you toward the ocean. IT KNOWS YOUR WEAKNESS, NOTT!"

My 3.5 half elf sorcerer got bested by a rabbit once. We were heading towards a different town and had several days on the road. I decided to hunt with magic for shits and giggles. I found a rabbit warren and shot some fire magic off at the one visible rabbit. It rolled a natural 20 on its dex save so my DM ruled it took no damage instead of half and that it disappeared and no other rabbits were around.

@@13vatra Ok I'll do it... "JESUS CHRIST! That rabbit is dynamite!"

hodor

:0 it's all connected!!

Oh Crap!

Sorenmine *Crab

Crab Chrab Chrair Chair

if "(Nott/crab) = Nott*jump" then "jump = (1/crab)". I think we're on to something here!

Is that not what he is? Do I need to up my medication?

Dave Marx CRAB BATTLE!

Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

SMALL ENEMY CRAB

I ignored 1st and 2nd campaign, but I did watch all 70 episodes of 3rd one. There is magic there to be explored. Especially people who know when and what to push forward that makes GM crack/turn red/facepalming..:)

But there's no numbers in the equation. That being "death=(Nott/crab)*knee

You're forgetting the second equation "death=nott(knee)+jump"

@@tokatstorm9270 oh, I didn't notice that. There's still no numbers though

​@@8-bitsarda747 of course there are numbers =P death = death (Nott/crab)*knee = nott(knee)+jump we divide by nott * knee 1/crab = 1 + jump/nott(knee) so we conclude that crab = 1 + nott(knee)/jump Nerd two weeks later gonna go now

@@nadadada3938 isnt it: (N/C)*K = N*K+J (N/C)=N+J/K Crab=J/K and we know, that N jumped (J) a couple of times to get C, so J>1 and there is only one crab, so the knee must have a sucess power to crack the C of max. 0,5 dividid be the times J was executed.

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That's why you take levels if rogue and get reliable talent. Now you can tie your boot laces without fear of rolling a 1

@@mastanvx wait, if you live IN the universe can you choose class and feats or is there a supreme version of you existing outside the universe who does that?

But that's exactly what happens in real life two. Sometimes, someone just has absolutely horrible luck, and the most mundane things can end powerful people. Has happened all throughout history.

This is why the actual rules of D&D don't have critical failures

you live in a world where 150 People die each year because of falling coconuts... or you could be a accomplished neurosurgeon just to be killed by an Champagne Cork (24 per year). "tripping on a stone at walking speed" kills 6000 People each year in our world.

HAH.

Para-Medic, I've come across some kind of cave demon!

OLI OLI OLI OLI OLI OLI OLI OLI!