Now THIS is a Pencil - John Wick Build 

I made the eyeball sharpener in the video. Two pieces of a file are glued to the back of the eye and when you rotate the pencil it files the angle onto the pencil. In real life, it is a little slow but works. I do not show sharpening in the video in case is grosses people out.

Damn im late

Adrian chu i am later than you

Rip both of us

@@arrogance8769 three of us

not only that, but something I'd actually use too. 🤣

right 😂

At the first it kinda was like HowToBasic

@france kaye *HowNotToBasic

*Your 1k like is Fbi*

Lol now that would be something to talk about in school

@@thesilentone4024 lol

you sir are mistaken. The "hardcore untameable metalhead pencil pushers' society", aka HUMPPS, will look down on your comment. Obviously this requires a grinder. *Hands you an angle grinder* dont you dare singe the paper with them sparks now ya hear! >XD

Amazing how many people bought into your comment, Aarin. Tornike is quite correct, a circular saw isn't going to sharpen anything, it will only shorten it.

The eyeball is the sharper 😂

1st

Except it's not. A pen would use ink. This still uses graphite and needs to be sharpened.

@@TravisFabel then the bigger question is how do you sharpen it?

@@vivikapuranik6866 step one is you watch the video where he makes the pencil. step two is you watch the video where he makes the pencil sharpener. He literally makes the pencil sharpener in the video. It's two pieces of file, epoxied at an angle from each other... and the pencil is held still by a whole drilled into a curved eyeball. Go watch the video again... But this time don't skip the middle.

I call that a weapon that John Wick hinself used to kill.

John wick : yeah bro

Joker and John wick are actually brothers

disappearing pencil 😄

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Jay WiPL and heads most likely

sorry, i came in late. Is this the "beginners guide to the magic trick" class offered by Dr. Joe Kerr?

Tornike G no you're looking for the class next door this is the advanced class offered by Mr. John Wick

@@technodude458 you sure? the advanced class description read "after graduating from beginner's we move onto performing the trick with a more fragile material like glass, plastic pipe, wood and finally straw" maybe im mistaken. ok thanks :)

Tornike G oh yeah that was the old description it got changed last year now the advanced class expands upon what you learn and teaches you how to do it with new objects the beginner class is designed specifically to teach you how to do it with a wooden pencil they figured taking the "if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball" approach would work

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Ayo who invited sheldon cooper

Found out about this at 16. Other inmates were tying two leads together with toilet paper and sticking them in the electrical socket as a make shift lighter to smoke cigarettes. Ah, those were the days. But that was 20 years ago.

Ikr?

I hate Sheldon Cooper

I think it was pretty unnecessary. Could have done that easier and faster with a knife or something

John Wick: Yes.

Who's brainfoo?

The guy who made this video you're watching. The name of the channel

Tactical

"I need both" Brainfoo: "1 gold"

Mechanical pencils are made of plastic

plastic and metal pencils have existed for ages

There is a pencil you can twist, is made of a hard rubber, and the mine hardens when is in contact with air. Of course, it's so useless, it twists in your hands while writing. And of course, I bought one

Plastic Mechanical Pencils: Am I a joke to you?

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Maybe if your grammar was better...

@@pauljosephluiso1199 maybe that guy cares less about comments sections than you do.

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Teacher: Hol' up

2000years later

bad news during exam

Meanwhile in art class:

Because graphite conducts electricity and wood doesn't

@@aummeid8631 so it gets burned.

@@roundabout4.d766 yes

@Node Microsystems oh really wood conducts electricity? Have a look at this www.thoughtco.com/table-of-electrical-resistivity-conductivity-608499

@Node Microsystems it doesn't unless you put millions of volts to it

Sometimes it do be like that.

Elon musk releasing the Tesla cyber truck:

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So hard to crack em

He just stabbed the soft part that you can do with a stick

it was worth it

Not only that....well..yeah that’s ab it...

Now I want coconut but just too lazy to make the pencil

Im gonna cry

Kill them using your Dog, reverse John wick

Then i be like at 5:25

No worry after this add some heat in the pencil so he lose his life

@@mrsydimurame4601 Nice but hiw to add the heat? Can u give me a suggestion?

How to basic made a hot dog doorknob he should get one too

Huh, looks like spoilers without context.

@@ihavenoidea2879 if you want the peace, parabellum

Is this a preview for john wick this new movie looks badass too much for me

Someone seriously tell me what this has to do with john wick cause this title is clickbait .... only way I wont say this is clickbait is if john wick tells me himself that this is the guy who makes him pencils to murder people with

mericano045 the movie was fucking awesome

Just $100? Dude make it $1000, now that's the Apple we all know.

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I know you want to change it up

🔄

Uno Reverse Card

something is wrong…

Wait What??

He did a jump cut

The blooper reel is probably pretty intense

How is it unimaginable when he just showed it to you and you can imagine it

@@CraZeTaha lol

Imagine when it slips...

inertia

@@prateekagarwal964 No, it wasn't inertia. He just filmed it rolling down the ramp and then reversed it for the video.

John Wick intimidated gravity

@@r.brandt2246 John Wick is coming for you, you just killed his dog with your simple mind

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And a 'X'☺️

Karthik 113 Lol

K

And to kill the people in the bar

A ‘k’ and a ‘x’ and to break da ‘coconut’

Nightshade _YT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mom: WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT PENCIL FOR? Son: I'M TAKING IT TO SCHOOL TOMORROW. Everyone: Oh.

@@DravicPL the awesome pencil in the universe

Sabian T.lawson the awesome grammar

@@SunGodAtomes why thank you dude

A fuckin' ...

A focking pencil

A fricking metal pencil

A friggin' shiny, metal pencil

A focking shiny pen

Hhhhjlkjol

Kkk ijkjji

I used to have one of those

Thought you weren't talking about the eye oops

Spiral blade pencil sharpeners are awesome. You never want to use a regular one again after you had one. Although mine has a crank instead of a motor.

Nikko Ataylar bruh u know how long this must’ve taken? And no it wouldn’t, you’re screwed if the lead breaks, it would take life to sharpen

@@jesusjesus2577 no

Pwntato there’s something profoundly funny about telling Jesus he has autism...might just be me though.

@@jesusjesus2577 the true lord would know it was graphite.

@@biackshibe he is jesus the double what did you expect.

Hell yes

Same here

Yep

Praise be to the utube algorithm. Andy England 😉

True

☠️ Muhaahaahaahaa

And making people jealous at art class.

Everything you need for school or work!!!

The triple threat, lmao

And cracking coconuts

What was the pencil made of? Metal... what else would you have a pencil made of? *shuts up*

Noice

I once saw him stab 3 coconuts in a bar with a pencil He was working the night shift at the local bar he makes good tropical martinis

@@thecheeseslayer2748 Mmmm...delicious...

@@HiddenOne-D-1321 Wood? *shuts up as well*

Lol

Lame youu copied the comment of someone else, you just changed the words a little..

@@deeped7249 yup that's what I was gonna say

Fisher Of Men what, I didn't even bother reading the comments lmaoo

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Underrated comment 😂😂😂

Yeah the led light inside breaks lead doesnt break

Lead*

You mean graphite? Modern pencils don't use lead

@@Jason-ep3zb its called lead although the ingredient is graphite

John Wick when he was a kid.

I guess I need to go to sleep because I read that as ginger ale instead of angle grinder and I was VERY confused for a good 10 seconds 😂

Panda The Polar Bear Same lmao

The teacher is going to be so confuse lol

Wait.. sorry if you're confused but... WHY DOES THIS COMMENT IS LIKE FROM THE COMMENT FROM ACTUALLY HAPPEN and when I clicked it it was something else.... RU-vid is drunk :|

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why? he made a sharpener in the video

@@azzorzer r/whoosh

azzorzer but it’s an *angled-grinder*

he didnt show the sharpener working cause most likely it didnt

Dean Whiteside No he says as a reply to the pinned message that the eyeball works but is a bit slow

The ultimate weapon of knowledge

Lol

@@peltrux5453 The pen(cil) is mightier than the sword... Or in this case, the axe.

"Don't you think we should all have a weapon like that" "We would simply lack the physical strength to wield it"

Whats the point, hes already dead

😂😂

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You never know when you have to drink coconut juice 😁

Yeah, screw the metal pencil I'll go to Wall Mart and buy one. That's pencil sharpener though, that's military grade ish.

But 5:18 bro That's NASA shit bro

What do you mean it's just a standard electric sharpener

@@andrewzYT Now you've said it. So r/woosh

@@miIkenjoyer ikr all these kids be peasants, or they just don't go out much.

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Thanks Bro. Let me know when and where to post you your pencil Adam. I've put Tungsten carbide in your as well 😂

( ._.) Oof

Yay a colab

No homo

Yea we are going to make a great collab

Elephant Seal u dumb asf

@@yeetsheet2146 r/wooosh

@@yeetsheet2146 r/woosh

Elephant Seal not an r/woosh, but explaining joke ruins the joke.

but the joke is so dumb your humour is at the lowest level possible maybe your humour was actually the most brutal way to torture someone in WWII using only speech...

Lol , dentists make money

rip them thats what they get

people who have those habits:OW :v

I need a metal pencil then 😂 I chew on the earasers, I need one bad

Me biting it: OOOWOWOOWWOWOOWW

Big Boss patrick my ni-

Dude that specific hole could be poked with an average pencil try it hold it to look like a face and stab the mouth

Robert's got a quick hand He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid Yeah found a six shooter gun In his dad's closet hidden oh in a box of fun things, I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet Daddy works a long day He be coming home late, he's coming home late And he's bringing me a surprise 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice I've waited for a long time Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger I reason with my cigarette And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

Most be the "stressed-out" kid

@@MrBlue5900 mood

I would slap him

@@spacecore2935 ummmh... wut

That will be one of his main weapon in chapter 3

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😂

Oh brother this guy STINKS

I would make a joke about eyes, But I think you would *see* what I did there

That was a great D-EYE-Y

Pun 1000p

And that you can buy graphite sticks of a proper thickness with out having or resort to burning pencils, that can't smell very good.

No waste in money on led and haveing lee break

Yeah I thought the same :) this looks so cool and Really useless

r/woooosh

Me neither

Well ya see

Right! Just saying... wouldn't you be surprised!

You always need tape in case of emergency!

hehe

For science

With enchantment Unbreaking 623737 Sharpness 623737 Looting 623737 Mending 623737 Smite 623737 Bane of artophod 623737

Nah a gun is a diamond sword in his eyes, this pencil is nothing more but a stone sword

@@user-dw3kk3cu2i smite enchantmen can't be mixed with bane of anthropod enchantmen u idiot newbie minecraft player

@@user-dw3kk3cu2i and mending is just level 1 u noob

@@konodioda1766 that is just a joke, why you ruin my joke?

Oh dang

mr.kitloin god that will hurt

Hello fellow spiral knights player

Oof

Lt.Tactical finally i found someone

Lol u just made my day!

@@P0iS0N-1VY made my night

I was thinking that some snorting sound effects would've made this video PURE GOLD!

lmao

😂

4

He killed 3 in a bar. Also killed 2 in the second one.

Pencils can't talk

Why do people find such absurd answer comments,funny ? I have seen a lot of these comments Where how much is answer by Yes Wtf!!!

@@realracerz3242 yes

REAL RACER Z yes

REAL RACER Z yes

REAL RACER Z да

Ritesh Rajbhandari is that a jojo references

Could be. But I was quoting Hela from Ragnarok

@@RiteshRajbhandari-lp i knew it

@Arthur Nathanael This story is wildly all over the place, just like the ink, I guess

Joker reference, i see? :v

NIK KAN Hahahaha I was thinkin bout the joker too

The video ending when I read this comment nice man

Yayyy brains

Joker

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If there's nobody then who asked the question

🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣

For one gold coin

MR galaxy your entire stock of one pencil!

IT WOULD BE BETTER OF AS A WOODEN PENCIL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE