*"I bring them the joy of endless rebirth! I bring them release from the hell our father created!"* *"Oh? Then tell me brother, if that is true, then tell me the Emperor loved us - as any father would love his sons?"* *"Did our father give you his sword? Or did you take it from his dead knee?"* *- Mortarion, Daemon Primarch of the Death Guard.*
So nurgle has zombies Khorne has demons Slaanesh has thots And tzeentch has magic furries Necrons are robo mummies Eldar are space elves Dark eldar super horny space elves Squats are space dwarves Orcs are angry drunk shrooms Tau are space commi hippies Mechanicus are cyber christians And imperium are catholic nazis with space pirates and a little bit of everything Did i miss anything ? 🤔
SJW: we demand inclusivity and diversity in wh40k. We want a setting of love and understanding... Papa Nurgle: Am I a joke to you? I love everybody, free hugs!